Britney Spears Needs Votes

48 Comments:

  • I'm sorry, but that baby is so ugly. Poor thing.

    By Anonymous, on 1:27 PM  

  • someone tell kfed to trim his fucking nosehair

    By Anonymous, on 1:29 PM  

  • Isn't there a cap that is supposed to be on the baby bottle to protect the nipple from dirt/germs? She is so gross...that poor kid.

    By Anonymous, on 1:43 PM  

  • Holy mother of god....that baby! Poor thing. He isn't ugly, actually, but just looks INCREDIBLY unhealthy, and unfocused, like he's drugged all the time. He's always slack-jawed, and always looks like he just got done crying. Look at the dark circles under his eyes!! Damn.

    By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM  

  • There are a select few of us who were not taken in by the Britney marketing machine and believed that she fell into the category of women in which most women pray not to be - the hottie high school cheerleader who turns into a tubby baby making machine by your first high school reunion. I predict that Britney will go the way of Farrah Fawcet, but fatter.

    By Kitty X, on 1:50 PM  

  • As a teenager, I frequently contemplated Bea Arthur while shaming myself.

    By santori, on 2:26 PM  

  • She looks great in these pictures. Her baby is a cutie!

    By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM  

  • Britney, dear -- it's a baby bottle, not a cigarette.

    By Francois Papillion, on 3:07 PM  

  • What's up w/ the way she's holding the bottle - is she jonesing for her cigarettes?

    By Anonymous, on 3:10 PM  

  • What a dumb mother. Her baby is way too young to need that much juice (mine is 11 mos. and is only supposed to have 3 oz. a day.) And what, Britney couldn't afford to bottle caps? And the baby on the lap in the car makes me want to puke. You suck, Britney. You are disgusting and pathetic.

    By Anonymous, on 3:17 PM  

  • @kitty x - rock on!

    I've always said that too (except for the Farrah Fawcett part). She's a coonass (i'm from the same area) and most coonasses are 100% like her.

    Farrah Fawcett was hot until plastic surgery.

    By Anonymous, on 3:20 PM  

  • you know what's funny...
    if she was still as sexy and hot as before and still a sex symbol and still all up in the media like she used to be, you all would be talking shit about what an unfit mother she is and how she shouldn't be doing that now that she has a child..
    so here she is NOT doing that and for ONCE trying to live a normal life that she never got and you all talk shit for her being normal.

    so what is she supposed to do?

    give it a break people.

    i guess that's what happens when you're famous...people are going to find a way to talk shit about you one way or another.

    By Anonymous, on 3:28 PM  

  • oops! She did it tooooo many times.

    By Anonymous, on 3:32 PM  

  • oh my god, will you please shut the fuck up, 3:38. every time there is a britney post, some stupid britney fan comes along and preaches about her looking "normal" and how she's living a "normal" life. it's getting really fucking old. she forced herself on us and now she has to live with us as long as she keeps forcing herself and now her stupid piece of shit husband on us. she's always looked like shit and has always looked like an ugly zit faced inbread looking hillbilly without make up, even before she had the baby.

    By Anonymous, on 3:32 PM  

  • what's wrong with Britney? Because she looks great to me in these pictures.

    I wish I had a body like that. LOOK AT HER! How is that fat?

    By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM  

  • I can't imagine how fat and ugly the people are who call Britney skinny and hot. I feel really sorry for you people.

    By Anonymous, on 3:37 PM  

  • Juice is not a good thing to give a baby. I could rott his baby teeth.

    By Anonymous, on 4:25 PM  

  • i like how britney never has to hold her baby.. her mom or mexican nanny do eveything for her. hey guess what, britney? that baby is a human being, not a pack of flour. you're supposed to like, talk to him, hold him, interact with him and shit, you stupid whore.

    By Anonymous, on 4:50 PM  

  • "now she's just fugly enough to join the cast of Sex and the City."

    Right on!

    Celebrities don't get to be "normal." They forfeited that right when they chose the path of making millions of dollars being not normal, but famous. If she doesn't hold herself to a higher standard, then she shouldn't be a celebrity. Catherine Zeta-Jones, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Garner, and many other celebrity babymamas manage to keep it up even after giving birth, after all.

    By Jude C, on 5:06 PM  

  • It's not exactly controversial to conclude that her appearance is a factor in her disappearance from the list. My personal take is that goddamn filthy mongrel parasite sperm-donor who bears her wedding band is a significant, if not underlying, cause for her slippage in ranking.

    I'd rather fuck a one-legged Baltimore crackhead than any woman with the KFed stink about her. Clearly it's contagious and a cure (sans euthanasia) does not appear to loom on the immediate horizon.

    Speaking of a one-legged hooker, what do you call her?

    Eilene.

    /I love that one.

    By Gonzo, on 5:31 PM  

  • omg u guyz n case u didnt forgit brit jus had SP a couple months ago n hasnt had time to loze teh w8. u prolly weigh 30000 pnds just sitin on da comp don b so jealos it looks bad lol brit brit 4 eva i wish i looked tht good k bye



    there. now the rabid britney fans dont need to waste their energy defending that cow.

    By Anonymous, on 6:03 PM  

  • Boy, Ferderline looks kinda like the equate version of Skeet Ulrich, who is the Equate version of Johnny Depp. K-Fed's what happens when you mess around with DNA and tempt fate.

    By Anonymous, on 6:16 PM  

  • Wow you people are mean! She ain't all that fat... but yeah, she's been looking pretty dumpy. There's a difference. If she were impecably groomed and radiant like a new mom with $$ could be, then I think the extra flab wouldn't look so bad. I think she's depressed. Wouldn't you be?

    By Anonymous, on 6:33 PM  

  • She actually looks ok in the recent pics. However, the image of her barefoot and saggy-tittied stepping out of a dirty convenience store bathroom barefoot or with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth while pregnant has tarnished any thought of her being hot.

    By Brandy, on 6:53 PM  

  • uhh...pretty important thing here...what birthday is her sister celebrating?

    18th? please?

    By Anonymous, on 9:00 PM  

  • you know i cant stand britney spears and have never been able to. But some of the things you people say on these boards is just plain stupid and its getting to me. Who cares that she dosen't have a cap on her baby's bottle??? Is she rolling it around on the ground to get germs on it. No she's holding it in her hand as she walks somewhere. And baby's are supposed to have a recommended everything and anything including juice anonymous on 4/10/06, if we mothers (i have 2) did everything that was recommended by the dr's we'd be the first! And besides that looks like a 4 oz bottle anyway. Who's to say the juice isn't watered down. I started my kids on cereal before they were 6 months old (!?!?) which is recommended but if I hadn't they would have starved! And she's not fat. And she's not the only person in the world that smokes. Get off your high horses and look around you when you go to the mall. Ask the mother who's holding her baby's bottle while she pushes the s troler if she knows there are germs all over the place

    By lylakoimoon, on 9:04 PM  

  • grandma needs to lay off the spray on tan. she looks like a carrot with hepatitis.

    By Anonymous, on 9:05 PM  

  • You know I can't stand Britney Spears and have never been able to. But some of the things you people say on these boards is just plain stupid and its getting to me. Who cares that she dosen't have a cap on her baby's bottle??? Is she rolling it around on the ground to get germs on it. No she's holding it in her hand as she walks somewhere. And baby's are supposed to have a recommended everything and anything including juice anonymous on 4/10/06, if we mothers (i have 2) did everything that was recommended by the dr's we'd be the first in our league! And besides that looks like a 4 oz bottle anyway. Who's to say the juice isn't watered down. I started my kids on cereal before they were 6 months old (!?!?) which is recommended but if I hadn't they would have starved! And she's not fat. And she's not the only person in the world that smokes. Get off your high horses and look around you when you go to the mall. Ask the mother who's holding her baby's bottle while she pushes the stroller if she knows there are germs all over the place!!

    By lylakoimoon, on 9:07 PM  

  • You guys say what you want about her. I'd still lick the pink out of her hot Pussy.

    By Anonymous, on 9:10 PM  

  • You know... it's one thing to put on a few pounds. It's another to have trouble losing weight after a baby. And I could deal with the extra pounds on her if she would just stop walking around looking like such a redneck. As a southern girl myself, I hate what she's doing for our image, making everyone think that we're just a bunch of dirt farmers happy to have a pair of shoes.

    If she didn't have eleventy billion dollars, I'd almost feel sorry for her.

    By kaydee, on 9:25 PM  

  • to lylakoimoon: are you high? NORMAL people care about how she's holding the bottle; it's absolutely disgusting to put your dirty hands all over what is going to go into your baby's mouth. This is the second set of recent pictures in which she has held the bottle by the nipple like she's holding a cigarette. And no, she's not the only person in the world who smokes, but how selfish and irresponsible do you have to be to smoke while pregnant, or afterwards, where your baby will breathe that in. I used to work in the neonatal unit at the hospital and saw what smoking during pregnancy could do, and saw babies come in that were not cared for properly. So thank you, but I'll stay on my high horse and continue to criticize someone who so publicly demonstrates that she could use some education on child rearing.

    By Anonymous, on 9:52 PM  

  • Britney will never be hot like she used to she just looks drained and worn out..IF ALL THAT MONEY CANT HELP HER LOOKS THEN NOTHING WILL.
    She has lost it plain and simple that baby has aged her by years..she looks more like her mum now!!
    Better to concentrate on her little sister Jamie Spears, she is a lovely southern bell and shes absolutely gorgeous she looks just like britney before she lost her hotness.. look out for her..

    By Anonymous, on 10:29 PM  

  • I never understood her appeal, she is the UGLIEST popstar ever , next to Asslee Simpson! Good she wasn't on the list. The only reason she was on the list was because of what she wore. Her clothes took all of the attention off of her hideous face, and she was skinny, that's how this ugly bitch lucked out.

    By Anonymous, on 10:33 PM  

  • Probably been said already, but Grandma Lynn needs to lay off the sunless tanning booths. Looks like she's been exposed to radiation in Iran.

    By Laurie, on 10:33 PM  

  • lylakoimoon, I feel sorry for your kids and their future health if you don't care if there are germs, tobacco, and K-fed's residues on a baby bottle.

    And for your info, I see at least six babies a day at work. None of their moms hold a bottle like that. Then again, they don't labor under the delusion that the world revolves around them, and everything always turns out "faaaahhhnnn..."

    By Anonymous, on 10:58 PM  

  • I don't think it's having the baby that did it. I think it's having to put up with that stupid idiot she calls a husband. But that's just my opinion.

    By Anonymous, on 1:30 AM  

  • Her skin is bad
    He's just a sponge living off her money (check out his stud!)
    She had the gall to send Christina Aguilera a book on "how to stay happily married".. let's see who gets divorced first huh?

    By Anonymous, on 2:07 AM  

  • oh it's noones fault but her own.

    By Anonymous, on 2:09 AM  

  • "she's just fugly enough to join the cast of Sex and the City."

    So true. She looks a bit like Kim Cattrall in these pictures. And Kim Cattrall is, well, 50 years old, but still looks hotter than Britney does. Poor girl.

    By Anonymous, on 6:01 AM  

  • When will people get over Britney. She can't sing, looked good in a cheerleader/prom girl kind of way when she was 15, and now looks like a zillion other chicks who have babies too young. She's a redneck from Louisiana, face it people!!! This person is not a rocket scientist, or a singer, or a hottie either.

    By Anonymous, on 6:18 AM  

  • For someone who was supposed to be such a looker she seemed always heavily made up even in her "younger hotter" years. Her photos looked as airbrushed as other pop tarts who weren't considered as "naturally" good looking like Aguilera. I believe Spears also had work on her nose. Her looks are just as authentic as her singing. LOL

    By Anonymous, on 10:05 AM  

  • it'd be sad if it wasn't so damn funny.

    seriously though, when she came onto the scene, did anyone think that of all the pop tarts, that Christina, Mandy, even PINK would be better adjusted and (well, with the exception of pink, I suppose) would be more famous/worthwhile than Britney?

    Girl's a tool, and she caught on too late to the game.

    By Anonymous, on 10:19 AM  

  • The point is: Britney, or any other celeb doesn't have to have "standards" or be "normal", afterall this IS a free country and she has the right to live her life the way she wants, just as we have the right to criticize her every fault. Don't worry about her taking things personally - positive or negative it's PUBLICITY for her!!!

    By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM  

  • Actually, she *does* have to do certain things up to a standard of safety, for her child's sake. Otherwise, Child Protection Services will (and should) step in and take the child away from her.

    By Loob, on 11:57 AM  

  • FYI...

    Jamie Lynn turned 15. You're gonna have to resurrect your Mary Kate and Ashley patience cuz this one's got 3 more years 'til she's done cooking.

    By RM®, on 4:09 PM  

  • Legal age for sex in New Zealand is 16...so in a year, I'd hit it

    By Jem, on 7:09 PM  

  • 'Better to concentrate on her little sister Jamie Spears, she is a lovely southern bell and shes absolutely gorgeous she looks just like britney before she lost her hotness.. look out for her..'
    Stupid fucks!! You move on because Britney is all of a sudden 'hottie nottie' and go for her sister who is way underage ( well in America..) I agree she's way pretty, but that's just... really gross

    And by the way, I don't give a flyin fuck about Britney, never have. Her music was out dated and all the same with no variety. She was sexually showing off herself to make money ( sadly lots of girls do ).The videos bored me because of her thing like she wasn't strong enough, now she is, ooooohhh I'm a virgin blah blah. It's all pop crap if you ask me. For a while she was pretty, but now she's a mother lowering her public sex appeal to take care of her baby and K-fed since they both have to rely on her. Get off the fuckin subject that she's 'lost her hotness' and 'should get hot again'. Let Britney live the way she wants to, she's not a doll public is allowed to control.

    Britney is a good person, but she made herself this way. Bottom line. Kevin made her this way. I respect her for what she's been through, but I don't respect her because of the way she cares for her baby.

    By Anonymous, on 8:33 PM  

  • 'Better to concentrate on her little sister Jamie Spears, she is a lovely southern bell and shes absolutely gorgeous she looks just like britney before she lost her hotness.. look out for her..'
    Stupid fucks!! You move on because Britney is all of a sudden 'hottie nottie' and go for her sister who is way underage ( well in America..) I agree she's way pretty, but that's just... really gross

    And by the way, I don't give a flyin fuck about Britney, never have. Her music was out dated and all the same with no variety. She was sexually showing off herself to make money ( sadly lots of girls do ).The videos bored me because of her thing like she wasn't strong enough, now she is, ooooohhh I'm a virgin blah blah. It's all pop crap if you ask me. For a while she was pretty, but now she's a mother lowering her public sex appeal to take care of her baby and K-fed since they both have to rely on her. Get off the fuckin subject that she's 'lost her hotness' and 'should get hot again'. Let Britney live the way she wants to, she's not a doll public is allowed to control.

    Britney is a good person, but she made herself this way. Bottom line. Kevin made her this way. I respect her for what she's been through, but I don't respect her because of the way she cares for her baby.

    By Anonymous, on 8:38 PM  

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