maybe the big ol' scary paparazzi bust into her house while she was putting Sean into the high chair and she had to run for her life, y'all. they had cameras. it was her mama bear instinct.
As if this kid needed any additional strikes against him. Jebus, a fractured skull??? With those genes?!? CPS and State-Assisted Living are his only chances at normalcy.
Unlike her t-shirts, her career is so going tits up.
What a wuss! I used to ride on my moms lap in her stuntcar seatbeltless while second handsmoking three packs aday while my dad ripped off thomas dolby all the time...ok.not really
what a wuss.. i used to sit on my moms lap while she sped away from papparazzi in her bazzilion dollar sports car and second hand smoked three packs a day while my dad ripped off thomas dolby and i turned out just fine!... of course nobody made a statue of my mom crappin me out so maybe i should shut up .
A "nasty fall" from a high chair?? If you believe this one, you might possibly believe in the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy as well. Obviously the nanny was on a coffee break, and poor little Sean had to depend on the white trash parents. God help him.
Poor kid, he looks like he'll one day become the worst combination possible of Britbrit and K-fed. The skull fracture just killed off those few struggling brain cells he got by luck.
And I know I shouldn't have said it (let alone repeat it) but that is one ugly baby.
First off, 7 months is not too young to put a kid in a high chair. Second, maybe he slipped while they were trying to buckle him in. Third, babies aren't ugly. Fourth, his parents probably weren't anywhere around when he fell- the nanny probably had him. Fifth, despite all these assertions, Brit and K should never have been allowed to procreate. I feel really awful for that little boy.
those of us in the south have exile her and her ilk to hollywood. really, after katrina did she do ANYTHING for louisiana other than buying a couple teenagers outfits at forever 21. oh yeah, she painted that pathetic stereotype of southerners on will & grace. - of course they think we're like that- they only have you to go by you uneducated, self-obsessed ninny. don't worry sweetheart, you aren't good enough to live in lousiana anymore or anywhere in the south for that matter, and even if you did your child would be taken from you, you incompetent moron. here, being a wealthy celebrity, does not absolve you from abusing a child. you and your husband can stay in fresno or LA, whatever horrific place you live, but do not set your foot back here. please stop telling people you are from louisiana when you were raised in the music business and LA. thank you.
Here's part of the story from People, it's not as sensationalized as Star's.
"While the baby's nanny was lifting him from his high chair, something snapped in the chair and Sean Preston slipped from her arms and fell to the floor, bruising his head."
The spokesman, Sgt. Ken Cheurn, declined to discuss what prompted the DCFS house call, saying, "It was their investigation." But he said the matter was settled at the time of the visit and called the incident "a big nothing."
Also kids that young dont have a fully developed skull all they have to do is lightly hit it and can be injured.
Yep, we folks in Mississippi don't claim her either, because she represents the worst stereotype there is: white trash. Of course, in her case, she truly is white trash. She isn't welcome back in our state and I wouldn't brake if I saw her or K-Fed crossing the road.
I can't wait for the State to take that child away from them. I'll be the one laughing uncontrollably in the background.
And I DON'T buy that "it's the Nanny" bullshit. How dare they try to blame the one person who IS giving that kid some genuine care and supervision. You just know Cunt Brit and Dirty K-Fed, dropped him and then told the police it was the Nanny (besides, she's just a silly Mexican, why not blame her).
GOD I HATE THESE PEOPLE. DIE. DIE. DIE. Sean Preston, as soon as you can walk, run the hell out of there and don't look back.
you need to take a test to drive a car, but if you are a fucktard hillbilly, well hell - squeeze out as many puppies as ya can, with the biggest germ walking. someone punch this idiot in the throat please.
I don't think anyone is ignorant to the fact that accidents - as this one appears to legitimately be - can happen with babies, no matter whose care they're under at the time. That's not anyone's fault. But waiting close to a week to have the baby checked out is inexcusable. Most new moms, particularly first-time ones, have their kids in the ER for a goddamned mosquito bite. Even if she didn't want any negative publicity (which shouldn't even be an issue when your kid's wellbeing is at stake), use some of that money for a house call. They deliver Cisco and Doritos, I'm guessing a private physician's checkup can be arranged.
(By the time this gets submitted, I'm sure the point will have already been made. That's okay, redundancy is fun!)
Okay everyone... maybe calm down for a second. The way Star tells the story is pretty messed up. If you read the story elsewhere, you'll find out Britney took him to his pediatrician RIGHT AFTER it happened, and the pediatrician said it was just a bump on the head, and he'd be fine.
If we should be pissed at anyone, it's that damn doctor!
It is remarkably horrible that this happened to the baby, but babies get hurt everyday... they bump their heads, they fall, etc. While I was all set to lynch her with everyone else for the carseat thing, and all set to lynch her when I thought they waited a week to take him to see a doctor, I think this is a BIT more realistic.
And no, I am absolutely not a Britney fan (as evidenced by the fact that I spelled every word correctly in this posting!)
Oh give me a freakin' break. Shit happens. I know it's way more fun to bash people, but come on. As if this news isn't hard enough for them to deal with, now they have to what, worry about what a bunch of strangers think about their life? I hope none of you ever screw up or your kids have an accident and then have it all be put up for scrutiny. People who think they know it all from what the friggin' rag mags report make me roll my eyes until I get a migraine. Like the Star is a grade A source of complete and truthful information. Gag.
^^^I'm not defending Star magazine BUT the publicist could have flat out denied it happened and not try to put a spin on the incident. So it obviously DID happen. I feel really sorry for that kid.
As if it wasn't ENOUGH that this baby will inherit the intelligence of PhD candidates Britney Spears and Kevin Federline... now they also let him drop on his head.
My guess --> This poor little guy is destined to be just an AVERAGE student... if he attends a school for learning disabled squirrels.
There are too many contradicting stories here for me to figure out the truth.
If the highchair "broke" (as People alleges), I'm more inclined to think that is an outright lie. With Brit's money, she could buy a good high chair. And as a mom myself, I know that even the cheapest ones are still safe.
Personally, making the "nanny" take the blame is really sad--but probably the only route out of this PR nightmare. Poor Mexican lady...she's probably on her way back to Guadalajara as i right this.
blaming it on the nanny. bull. even if it was the nanny's fault, britney (and her fans on these boards) made a big f-ing deal about how she's "not like all the other celeb moms' shes "too busy with the baby to lose weight" she's "always with sean". she acted like the nanny didnt even exist until something went wrong. what a full on bitch
^^^I'm not defending Star magazine BUT the publicist could have flat out denied it happened and not try to put a spin on the incident. So it obviously DID happen. I feel really sorry for that kid.
why deny the incident? it DID happen. accidents happen. get over it.
Singer Britney Spears and husband Kevin Federline will not be investigated after child protection officers visited their home, her lawyer has said.
"They determined that the parents were not involved in any injury and nothing improper was done in the home," said Marty Singer on behalf of the couple.
I think it's sooo funny that people act like no one in the whole world has ever ever let their kid get hurt.
When I was about 18 months old, visiting my grandmother's house, I went running around on the terrazo floors (as I'd been told not to do, but whatever). Someone had spilled baby powder, and I slipped and fell, needed two stitches above my eye.
I guess my parents were supposed to have me duct taped to a chair to prevent that from happening?
I'm just saying, shit happens. My parents were incredible, and it's not like they shouldn't have trusted my grandmother to watch me. It's just that these things HAPPEN.
I'm not defending Britney, and I have not ever "Dropped my baby on its head" as others have been so quick to assume.
The reason we all should have been mad when this first story came out is because it said she waited a week to take him to a doctor. Now that we KNOW she took him to a doctor right after it happened, what the hell else is there to bitch about?
No, we don't "KNOW" she took him to the doctor right afterward! Publicists LIE for a LIVING! Like Britney's going to admit what an idiot she is. She couldn't deny the last incident because there were PICTURES PROVING she's an idiot and a shitty mother.
Britney camp always has some lame excuse for everything she does! She can never be the one to blame it's always someone else.Her fans ALWAYS say this:"Shut up! She's a good mom blah blah you're just haters!"Yeah I really hate Britney cause she's so hot and has $$(which she uses to support K-FED) has brains etc.RIGHT!! No I'm not going to say she doesn't love Sean P. or even that she abuses him etc she's just a dumbass.I was around my sister's kids from day one yeah they had accidents yet they never EVER fell off their high chair! We used this thing called a "safety buckle" What exactly "snapped"? "Nanny" didn't have good reflexes either I suppose. And I recall Ms. Spears saying she didn't want nannies raising her kid hmm....well wasn't the nanny the one who caused the Sean P.fall? Where was she and Kevin during the fall? If she and Ass-Fed were home that's even more messed up having a nanny babysit while at home! How sad is that? Grandma Lynn must not have given Britney any motherly advice she was too busy tanning! Britney probably was thinking "I'm gonna be a hot momma, yeah!" and didn't even think about the reality of raising a child "My momma is gonna do that, I'll be the MILF drinking Starbucks". And babies are supposed to have it easy..........not with these 2 retards! learn survival skills learn it well, little Sean P. you'll need it!
Yes, I'm sure the pediatrician is lying on her behalf. Staking his entire practice in the name of good PR for Britney Spears.
Look, I think she's the worst mom IMAGINABLE! I would leave my kids in the care of monkeys before I'd leave them with her.
I'm not a Britney fan! And I'm NOT defending her. Everyone had a right to be incredibly worked up over the carseat thing... I think she should have been in a LOT of trouble for that.
But this is a non-story. It was sensationalized to make it look worse than it was.
But this is a non-story. It was sensationalized to make it look worse than it was.
April 12, 2006 2:20 PM
That's the whole point, right there. You cannot believe everything you read word for word. Once again, it's PUBLICITY for her. Who knows, maybe her "camp" dreamed the whole thing up!!
WHAT THE HELL Is that fat ass feeding that kid??? A strict diet of Buttermilk and cheetos? lol. Poor kid's gonna get his ass kicked sooooooo much when he's in junior high lmao.
I was thinking more along the lines the nanny blame.I'm not saying everyone is lying etc. I'm just saying like she blamed the papp. for the car incident! PLACING THE BLAME...not that it's fake or anything like that. And now pretty much all the magazines/web sites are reporting it. I don't read STAR or anything like STAR it's all JUNK!
MSN.COM:"He didn't even fall. The chair just broke," Britney's pal and personal assistant Felicia Culotta insists to the New York Post. AND MY FAV: "To be a really good mom, I feel your child needs to be your full-time job. I want to raise my kids and share all of those precious moments with them and not rely on nannies."
Oh please anon 8:02 if you're so damn high and mighty then why are you even reading this website?
I for one like to read IDLYITW while my baby is napping. It's fun talking shit about stupid fucking famous rich people because it's what they deserve! I'm not out there putting myself in a fishbowl, they are, and guess what, people judging you is what they're gonna get. That aside, I have had my baby for 11 months and--shock of shocks---I have not been investigated by CPS even ONCE!!! I have not driven with my child in my lap (in fact I am extremely anal about having her properly in her car seat and check the straps several times), and she has never fallen from her highchair and fallen on her head (because I take five fucking seconds to strap her helpless ass in!)
Britney does not even act like a 3rd time mother, much less a 1st time mother. If she wasn't such a RICH piece of worthless trash she wouldn't have her kid in her custody right now. LA county just doesn't want to fork over the money to actually do what's right for the kids of celebrities because they know there will be an expensive court fight.
Britney fans are functional retards! Stop defending her incompetent ass, Y'ALL!!!
OK- dickcheneysnextheartattack said... ), and she has never fallen from her highchair and fallen on her head (because I take five fucking seconds to strap her helpless ass in!)
thats a REAL NICE way to refer to your daughter "helpless ass" real sweet. mother of the year goes to... dickcheneysnextheartattack everyone. congratulations!!
ANYWAYS. on a much better note-
Anonymous said... no one will ever have to ask him "wtf is wrong with you? were you dropped on your head as a baby?" because everyone already knows.
You are obviously one of those functional retards I was referring to. Unlike your hero, Britney, I take my child to the doctor if she has a fucking RASH, much less FELL ON HER HEAD. You're a dumb bitch. But I forgive you, because you are a functional retard (and therefore obviously a Republican who doesn't like my screen name.)
By dickcheneysnextheartattacksoonplease, on 10:24 AM
DickCheneysNextHeartAttackSoonPlease does not actually CALL her kid "a helpless ass" she said (I'm paraphrasing) that she "straps her kid's helpless ass" into a baby seat. DCNHASP is, technically, correct. Insomuch as "ass" refers to the buttocks region in our culture's colloquial context. Her kid's "ass' is indeed "helpless" (if anyone else has ever seen a months-old child strap/unstrap herself from a baby seat and gotten up, please do share). Besides, DCNHASP is talking (Uh, I think...) to other adults. Jeez, why so prickly over the use of a common colloquialism in the presence of other adults? Oh, I know, I know. It's because the minute one becomes a mother, sweetness, light and cupckaes come pouring forth from one's orifices at every given opportunity. Puh-leez. The woman had a kid, not a lobotomy!
Anon 8:06 AND all the others who say shit like this " don't you have anything better to do...you must be losers etc" You don't know shit about any one in here! So you understand: people here can be @ school @ home or @ work just killing time.... Here I am getting paid to BS and when I do have work I do it!Yeah my boss knows about it and he laughs at some of the things said in here/other sites he doesn't care! He lets me do what I want when I want because I DO MY WORK very well! I get paid very nicely, I get praise for my work, my personality and my looks do I need to go on?M-F 8-5 My typical work day is this: check my VM/email return any calls see what's on the schedule for the day read online newspapers (cnn,foxnews etc)work a bit DO meetings,work here and there check out ragsites,videosites and shop that's pretty much it and my job is GREAT!I have a nice big office We have some MAJOR clients such as a MLB team :) and 3 major brands to say a few! Every client/employee loves me takes me out to lunch pays for it! Yet I never have to act like ditzy bimbo(JESSICA S.) or be a brownnoser to get these things!I drive a nice car and have a nice ass cell phone. I don't go online at home just at work! yes I do have a pc at home but no reason for me to use it instead I go out with my BF, friends etc. So who's pathetic here? People come here to just say what they want and laugh at other posts made! I come here to rag on celebs I don't want to read the news or shop all friggin day! What's the big deal of saying shit about celebs? GET OVER IT!! Are they your personal buddies or something? I don't care to know what others do or anything like that. I just got paid while typing this and I go home in 2hrs! Maybe I'll go do some work now, nah I'll go IM my friends! LIFE IS GREAT!
By dickcheneysnextheartattacksoonplease, on 4:19 PM
FEAR NOT! At that age, their brains are not well developed, and it will still take some time to come up with rational thoughts. Now, as far as THEIR BABY goes... yeah, that was horrible! "Blame the nanny" sounds a little too much like lawyer spin. If she were in this country legally (I'm assuming here...) she'll sue the pants off of you two!
It was my understanding that because a babies scull is still hasn't completely fused together, but is in many pieces, it is hard to tell if it is fractured or not. Now, this information was given by a doctor however it was 20 years ago, so things may have changed. I don't understand what her dropping her kid is getting more media coverage then a Dad killing his kids and leaving them in a gutter..
This SHOULD get big coverage, no poor, NON-FAMOUS family would get off blaming a nanny, whether it was true or not, noone in cps would listen until they were in court fighting to keep their child-skull fractures are v.serious injuries, babies bones are apparently MORE elastic,NOT more fragile than adults bones. Not reporting is another 'indicator' cps take very seriously. In fact so much so that in UK 20,000 false allegations of abuse are made on parents every year-if the justification for wrecking innocent families like that is that it's the price paid for saving kids-WHY DONT CELEBS KIDS DESERVE THE SAME?
Wow, I am surprised at how many people still give a shit about this fat, ugly bitch. I remember when her lame ass music and seizure-like dancing was supposed to be the epitomy of what a woman should attempt to portray. i am the mother of 4 kids, ages 8 and below. i would LOVE to have a night to myself but i have never found someone that i trust to give my babies the love and care i can provide them. this is why they have never spent a night away from me and never fallen from their highchairs. i say we stop giving this fat, unmotivated hasbeen the time of day so we don't have to read about her any more.
Not defending Brit but not at the same time, going against her but my twin brother was only 9 months old when he fractured his skull. But my Dad was there at the time, my mum asked him something and he turned away for a second and Alex fell off the couch... it was head first and we have a stone floor so it didn't do too well, actually I have no idea how he fractured his skull because the couch isn't that big and when I'm playing wrestling with him to get the TV remote, he or I always fall off and hit our heads... Like I always say, Shit Happens. But still, honestly, blaming the nanny... how dumb can you get? I'd sit there for hours thinking up a mildly reasonable excuse that doesn't run over my previous statement... When my Mum needs Alex and I to be at home when she and Dad want to go out, she either gets my 18 year old older brother to look after us or gets our long-time nanny of 17 years to look after us. Alex and I are 14 now so we're not as immature but shouldn't you hire a nanny that you know through other people to see how good they are? That's how my Mum got our Nanny. I'm hoping to be a mum one day and I hope that this teach all future and/or now mums how to treat their kids. Because I know I definitely won't be that careless. Be devoted :P Like TomKat and Suri... She should have thought about it before doing it to have SP. Is she old and mature enough. I bet her mum and dad and standing by the whole way. Why don't they take care of the kid instead??
I THINK BRITNEY AND KEVIN ARE UNFIT TO BE A PARENTS TO THREE KIDS. BRITNEY IS SOOO FRICKING NAIVE ABOUT KEVIN'S ACTIONS. I DONT THINK HE REALLY LOVES HER OR THE KIDS. HE PROBALY USE HER TO GAIN HIS FAME. BRITNEY NEEDS TO TAKE THE TIME TO EXPLORE HER SELF ESTEEM AND HER CHILD FIRST RATHER THAN LET PEOPLE TALK TRASH ABOUT HER ACTIONS. SHE NEEDS TO LET GO OF KEVIN AND CUT HIM OFF FOR GOOD. HE'S RUINING HER IMAGE AND REPUTATION.
Something snapped on the highchair? Why are you firing the nanny, how about suing the company that made the defective chair? That's the first thing I would do...after I took my son to the hospital.
How many people are out there crying themselves to sleep at night because all they want is to have a child? To love and care for and nurture another person?
There are millions of people who would make amazing parents, but they will never have children...and this stupid bitch and her dog get to have 2?
BRITNEY IF YOU CAN'T TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILD, WHY DO YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE. I THINK YOU ARE A TOTALLY RECKLESS MOTHER. + I FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOUR BABY. HE DOESN'T DESERVE SO IRRESPONSIBLE PARENTS. POOR SEAN. HE IS OBVIOUSLY NOT IN GOOD HANDS. THE AUTHORITIES SHOULD SUPERVISED HOW THAT BEAUTIFUL BABY IS BEING CARED!!
I READ ALL OF YOUR COMMENTS AND YOU ALL SHOULD BE A SHAME OF YOURSELF AND IAM FOR ONE AND DISGUISTED BY ALL OF YOU. YOU ASK SHE SUPPOST TO BE PERFECT SHE NOY SHE A HUMANBEING JUDT LIKE YOU AND ME. SO MY ADIVCE TO ALL OF YOU THAT COMMENTED YOU NEED TO LOOK AT YOURSELF GOOD AND HARD AND THINK ABOUT WHAT WOULD DO IF YOU WHERE HER SHOES AND 23 YEARS OLD FIRST TIME MOM
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maybe the big ol' scary paparazzi bust into her house while she was putting Sean into the high chair and she had to run for her life, y'all. they had cameras. it was her mama bear instinct.
By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM
I am surprised.
No, really.
Six fucking days...
As if this kid needed any additional strikes against him. Jebus, a fractured skull??? With those genes?!? CPS and State-Assisted Living are his only chances at normalcy.
Unlike her t-shirts, her career is so going tits up.
By Gonzo, on 3:22 PM
Should it come as any kind of surprise that these two hillbillies don't have a clue when it comes to raising a child?
Hey Brit, guess having a baby for the publicity isn't working out so well for ya is it?
By lucy, on 3:24 PM
What a wuss! I used to ride on my moms lap in her stuntcar seatbeltless while second handsmoking three packs aday while my dad ripped off thomas dolby all the time...ok.not really
By another ToDD, on 3:34 PM
stupid bitch!! UGH. I hope he gets taken away and Resse and Ryan adopt him and give him a good home.
By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM
what a wuss.. i used to sit on my moms lap while she sped away from papparazzi in her bazzilion dollar sports car and second hand smoked three packs a day while my dad ripped off thomas dolby and i turned out just fine!... of course nobody made a statue of my mom crappin me out so maybe i should shut up .
By anothertoDD, on 3:38 PM
Sean Preston is so horribly ugly. That said, this story makes me want to cry. The poor little baby!
By Paris Hilton, on 3:41 PM
A "nasty fall" from a high chair?? If you believe this one, you might possibly believe in the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy as well. Obviously the nanny was on a coffee break, and poor little Sean had to depend on the white trash parents. God help him.
By MizLiz, on 3:49 PM
"nasty fall from his high chair"
Well, what do you thing is going to happen when you smack a baby in the head while they are in a high chair?
Wolves would make better parents.
By Anonymous, on 4:34 PM
isnt lil' Sean a lil' young for a high chair? I don't have kids but it's he bouncer feeding age still?
By Brandi Love, on 4:37 PM
shit, don't most highchairs have 5-point harnesses? they were probably practicing their midget-tossing with little Sean. that kid is fucked.
By todd's mom, on 4:44 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again - some people just shouldn't be allowed to breed. Period.
By Anonymous, on 5:27 PM
You know, I think this is just how Federsperm work. K Fed is so virile that it doesn't matter if a few of his kids don't make it.
By Anonymous, on 6:17 PM
Poor kid, he looks like he'll one day become the worst combination possible of Britbrit and K-fed. The skull fracture just killed off those few struggling brain cells he got by luck.
And I know I shouldn't have said it (let alone repeat it) but that is one ugly baby.
By Anonymous, on 7:15 PM
That sucks. I hope that the baby is OK.
By Anonymous, on 7:34 PM
Why would you assume the latter incident to be Britney's fault. FUnny how you don't blame k-fed.
By shrinkreplaced, on 7:39 PM
First off, 7 months is not too young to put a kid in a high chair.
Second, maybe he slipped while they were trying to buckle him in.
Third, babies aren't ugly.
Fourth, his parents probably weren't anywhere around when he fell- the nanny probably had him. Fifth, despite all these assertions, Brit and K should never have been allowed to procreate.
I feel really awful for that little boy.
By Anonymous, on 7:41 PM
@ ohh man! -
If YOUR nanny drops the kid on the floor, it is YOUR fault. You hired her.
And -
Nobody is blaming K-Fed because everyone knows he doesn't take care of his kids and he's never home.
By Anonymous, on 8:11 PM
they're all inbred.
By donatella versace, on 8:24 PM
babies arent ugly
babies with big jowls are fug
By Anonymous, on 8:41 PM
those of us in the south have exile her and her ilk to hollywood. really, after katrina did she do ANYTHING for louisiana other than buying a couple teenagers outfits at forever 21. oh yeah, she painted that pathetic stereotype of southerners on will & grace. - of course they think we're like that- they only have you to go by you uneducated, self-obsessed ninny. don't worry sweetheart, you aren't good enough to live in lousiana anymore or anywhere in the south for that matter, and even if you did your child would be taken from you, you incompetent moron. here, being a wealthy celebrity, does not absolve you from abusing a child. you and your husband can stay in fresno or LA, whatever horrific place you live, but do not set your foot back here. please stop telling people you are from louisiana when you were raised in the music business and LA. thank you.
By Anonymous, on 9:42 PM
MY. POINT. EXACTLY.
By Anonymous, on 10:57 PM
Great post Jen
By Anonymous, on 10:57 PM
Oh yes, babies can sure as hell be ugly.
I hope the baby gets taken away from them. They obviously have no idea.
Why are we blaming Britney? Well, it wasn't K-Douche with the kid in his lap in the car.
And regardless of whether or not Brit and Douche were there when the fall happened, they still waited SIX DAYS to take him to the hospital.
Ugh.
By Nicodemus, on 11:00 PM
allow me to explain something to britney really quickly - WHEN BABIES FALL ON THE GROUND FROM HIGH PLACES, THAT HURTS THEM.
there.
By Anonymous, on 12:32 AM
A fractured skull, it take a real hard fall for that to happen, what the hell did she do slam the baby's head herslf.
By Anonymous, on 2:19 AM
every mom knows wats gud and safe for their baby. do not judge her
By bala, on 3:28 AM
Here's part of the story from People, it's not as sensationalized as Star's.
"While the baby's nanny was lifting him from his high chair, something snapped in the chair and Sean Preston slipped from her arms and fell to the floor, bruising his head."
By Kiki, on 3:35 AM
who gives a shit about this dumb broads life. seriously.
By Anonymous, on 6:06 AM
The kid is not getting taken away.
The spokesman, Sgt. Ken Cheurn, declined to discuss what prompted the DCFS house call, saying, "It was their investigation." But he said the matter was settled at the time of the visit and called the incident "a big nothing."
Also kids that young dont have a fully developed skull all they have to do is lightly hit it and can be injured.
By Anonymous, on 6:17 AM
Yep, we folks in Mississippi don't claim her either, because she represents the worst stereotype there is: white trash. Of course, in her case, she truly is white trash. She isn't welcome back in our state and I wouldn't brake if I saw her or K-Fed crossing the road.
I can't wait for the State to take that child away from them. I'll be the one laughing uncontrollably in the background.
By Anonymous, on 7:05 AM
And I DON'T buy that "it's the Nanny" bullshit. How dare they try to blame the one person who IS giving that kid some genuine care and supervision. You just know Cunt Brit and Dirty K-Fed, dropped him and then told the police it was the Nanny (besides, she's just a silly Mexican, why not blame her).
GOD I HATE THESE PEOPLE. DIE. DIE. DIE. Sean Preston, as soon as you can walk, run the hell out of there and don't look back.
By Anonymous, on 7:10 AM
you need to take a test to drive a car, but if you are a fucktard hillbilly, well hell - squeeze out as many puppies as ya can, with the biggest germ walking. someone punch this idiot in the throat please.
By Anonymous, on 7:44 AM
Brit was probably too busy wolfing down some fried balogna and marshmallow fluff to watch him.
By Anonymous, on 8:16 AM
I don't think anyone is ignorant to the fact that accidents - as this one appears to legitimately be - can happen with babies, no matter whose care they're under at the time. That's not anyone's fault. But waiting close to a week to have the baby checked out is inexcusable. Most new moms, particularly first-time ones, have their kids in the ER for a goddamned mosquito bite. Even if she didn't want any negative publicity (which shouldn't even be an issue when your kid's wellbeing is at stake), use some of that money for a house call. They deliver Cisco and Doritos, I'm guessing a private physician's checkup can be arranged.
(By the time this gets submitted, I'm sure the point will have already been made. That's okay, redundancy is fun!)
By Anonymous, on 8:33 AM
My dad dropped me one time when I was about that age, when I was wet from the bath--and my mom and dad rushed me immediately to the hospital.
Yeah, accidents happen.
And then you immediately make sure that everything is alright--NOT SIX FUCKING DAYS LATER.
You CAN kill a child, even if you're famous...
By Anonymous, on 10:05 AM
Okay everyone... maybe calm down for a second. The way Star tells the story is pretty messed up. If you read the story elsewhere, you'll find out Britney took him to his pediatrician RIGHT AFTER it happened, and the pediatrician said it was just a bump on the head, and he'd be fine.
If we should be pissed at anyone, it's that damn doctor!
It is remarkably horrible that this happened to the baby, but babies get hurt everyday... they bump their heads, they fall, etc. While I was all set to lynch her with everyone else for the carseat thing, and all set to lynch her when I thought they waited a week to take him to see a doctor, I think this is a BIT more realistic.
And no, I am absolutely not a Britney fan (as evidenced by the fact that I spelled every word correctly in this posting!)
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
Oh give me a freakin' break. Shit happens. I know it's way more fun to bash people, but come on. As if this news isn't hard enough for them to deal with, now they have to what, worry about what a bunch of strangers think about their life? I hope none of you ever screw up or your kids have an accident and then have it all be put up for scrutiny. People who think they know it all from what the friggin' rag mags report make me roll my eyes until I get a migraine. Like the Star is a grade A source of complete and truthful information. Gag.
By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM
^^^I'm not defending Star magazine BUT the publicist could have flat out denied it happened and not try to put a spin on the incident. So it obviously DID happen. I feel really sorry for that kid.
By Anonymous, on 11:15 AM
As if it wasn't ENOUGH that this baby will inherit the intelligence of PhD candidates Britney Spears and Kevin Federline... now they also let him drop on his head.
My guess --> This poor little guy is destined to be just an AVERAGE student... if he attends a school for learning disabled squirrels.
By Twisted Humor, on 11:49 AM
There are too many contradicting stories here for me to figure out the truth.
If the highchair "broke" (as People alleges), I'm more inclined to think that is an outright lie. With Brit's money, she could buy a good high chair. And as a mom myself, I know that even the cheapest ones are still safe.
Personally, making the "nanny" take the blame is really sad--but probably the only route out of this PR nightmare. Poor Mexican lady...she's probably on her way back to Guadalajara as i right this.
By Anonymous, on 11:49 AM
Opps...I meant to write "write this".
By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM
blaming it on the nanny. bull. even if it was the nanny's fault, britney (and her fans on these boards) made a big f-ing deal about how she's "not like all the other celeb moms' shes "too busy with the baby to lose weight" she's "always with sean". she acted like the nanny didnt even exist until something went wrong. what a full on bitch
By Anonymous, on 12:06 PM
^^^I'm not defending Star magazine BUT the publicist could have flat out denied it happened and not try to put a spin on the incident. So it obviously DID happen. I feel really sorry for that kid.
why deny the incident? it DID happen. accidents happen. get over it.
By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM
I was wondering when the Shitney fans were going to show up and defend her dumb ass.
By Anonymous, on 12:13 PM
^ It might not only be Britney fans defending her. They're probably people who dropped their own babies on their heads, too.
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
Singer Britney Spears and husband Kevin Federline will not be investigated after child protection officers visited their home, her lawyer has said.
"They determined that the parents were not involved in any injury and nothing improper was done in the home," said Marty Singer on behalf of the couple.
By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
I think it's sooo funny that people act like no one in the whole world has ever ever let their kid get hurt.
When I was about 18 months old, visiting my grandmother's house, I went running around on the terrazo floors (as I'd been told not to do, but whatever). Someone had spilled baby powder, and I slipped and fell, needed two stitches above my eye.
I guess my parents were supposed to have me duct taped to a chair to prevent that from happening?
I'm just saying, shit happens. My parents were incredible, and it's not like they shouldn't have trusted my grandmother to watch me. It's just that these things HAPPEN.
I'm not defending Britney, and I have not ever "Dropped my baby on its head" as others have been so quick to assume.
The reason we all should have been mad when this first story came out is because it said she waited a week to take him to a doctor. Now that we KNOW she took him to a doctor right after it happened, what the hell else is there to bitch about?
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
No, we don't "KNOW" she took him to the doctor right afterward! Publicists LIE for a LIVING! Like Britney's going to admit what an idiot she is. She couldn't deny the last incident because there were PICTURES PROVING she's an idiot and a shitty mother.
STFU, Britney fans! You all sound stupid.
By Anonymous, on 12:58 PM
Britney camp always has some lame excuse for everything she does! She can never be the one to blame it's always someone else.Her fans ALWAYS say this:"Shut up! She's a good mom blah blah you're just haters!"Yeah I really hate Britney cause she's so hot and has $$(which she uses to support K-FED) has brains etc.RIGHT!! No I'm not going to say she doesn't love Sean P. or even that she abuses him etc she's just a dumbass.I was around my sister's kids from day one yeah they had accidents yet they never EVER fell off their high chair! We used this thing called a "safety buckle" What exactly "snapped"? "Nanny" didn't have good reflexes either I suppose. And I recall Ms. Spears saying she didn't want nannies raising her kid hmm....well wasn't the nanny the one who caused the Sean P.fall? Where was she and Kevin during the fall? If she and Ass-Fed were home that's even more messed up having a nanny babysit while at home! How sad is that? Grandma Lynn must not have given Britney any motherly advice she was too busy tanning! Britney probably was thinking "I'm gonna be a hot momma, yeah!" and didn't even think about the reality of raising a child "My momma is gonna do that, I'll be the MILF drinking Starbucks". And babies are supposed to have it easy..........not with these 2 retards! learn survival skills learn it well, little Sean P. you'll need it!
By carla, on 1:13 PM
Yes, I'm sure the pediatrician is lying on her behalf. Staking his entire practice in the name of good PR for Britney Spears.
Look, I think she's the worst mom IMAGINABLE! I would leave my kids in the care of monkeys before I'd leave them with her.
I'm not a Britney fan! And I'm NOT defending her. Everyone had a right to be incredibly worked up over the carseat thing... I think she should have been in a LOT of trouble for that.
But this is a non-story. It was sensationalized to make it look worse than it was.
By Anonymous, on 2:20 PM
THANK YOU ANON 2:20!!!!!!!
COULD NOT HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF.
By Anonymous, on 3:08 PM
She is a selfish ugly ass bitch, I hope they lock her Elvis Presley looking ass up and throw away the key. Unfit Mother!!!!
By Anonymous, on 3:21 PM
But this is a non-story. It was sensationalized to make it look worse than it was.
April 12, 2006 2:20 PM
That's the whole point, right there. You cannot believe everything you read word for word. Once again, it's PUBLICITY for her. Who knows, maybe her "camp" dreamed the whole thing up!!
By Anonymous, on 3:54 PM
If the baby hit the ground and no one is around to hear it do you really need to seak medical care?
By Anonymous, on 9:17 PM
What a dumb cunt!
By Anonymous, on 10:16 PM
no one will ever have to ask him "wtf is wrong with you? were you dropped on your head as a baby?" because everyone already knows.
By Anonymous, on 12:49 AM
WHAT THE HELL Is that fat ass feeding that kid??? A strict diet of Buttermilk and cheetos? lol. Poor kid's gonna get his ass kicked sooooooo much when he's in junior high lmao.
By Anonymous, on 3:22 AM
I was thinking more along the lines the nanny blame.I'm not saying everyone is lying etc. I'm just saying like she blamed the papp. for the car incident! PLACING THE BLAME...not that it's fake or anything like that. And now pretty much all the magazines/web sites are reporting it. I don't read STAR or anything like STAR it's all JUNK!
By carla, on 7:02 AM
MSN.COM:"He didn't even fall. The chair just broke," Britney's pal and personal assistant Felicia Culotta insists to the New York Post.
AND MY FAV:
"To be a really good mom, I feel your child needs to be your full-time job. I want to raise my kids and share all of those precious moments with them and not rely on nannies."
By carla, on 7:30 AM
Sooo...do any of you realize that you're all up here bitching about Britney Spears, do you really have nothing better to do with your time,
Take a step back and look, now whose more pathetic, you or Britney?
By Anonymous, on 8:01 AM
Sooo...do any of you realize that you're all up here bitching about Britney Spears, do you really have nothing better to do with your time,
Take a step back and look, now whose more pathetic, you or Britney?
By Anonymous, on 8:02 AM
Oh please anon 8:02 if you're so damn high and mighty then why are you even reading this website?
I for one like to read IDLYITW while my baby is napping. It's fun talking shit about stupid fucking famous rich people because it's what they deserve! I'm not out there putting myself in a fishbowl, they are, and guess what, people judging you is what they're gonna get. That aside, I have had my baby for 11 months and--shock of shocks---I have not been investigated by CPS even ONCE!!! I have not driven with my child in my lap (in fact I am extremely anal about having her properly in her car seat and check the straps several times), and she has never fallen from her highchair and fallen on her head (because I take five fucking seconds to strap her helpless ass in!)
Britney does not even act like a 3rd time mother, much less a 1st time mother. If she wasn't such a RICH piece of worthless trash she wouldn't have her kid in her custody right now. LA county just doesn't want to fork over the money to actually do what's right for the kids of celebrities because they know there will be an expensive court fight.
Britney fans are functional retards! Stop defending her incompetent ass, Y'ALL!!!
By dickcheneysnextheartattack, on 8:53 AM
OK- dickcheneysnextheartattack said...
), and she has never fallen from her highchair and fallen on her head (because I take five fucking seconds to strap her helpless ass in!)
thats a REAL NICE way to refer to your daughter "helpless ass" real sweet. mother of the year goes to... dickcheneysnextheartattack everyone. congratulations!!
ANYWAYS. on a much better note-
Anonymous said...
no one will ever have to ask him "wtf is wrong with you? were you dropped on your head as a baby?" because everyone already knows.
April 13, 2006 12:49 AM
hahahahahahahah lmao =] =] =]
By Anonymous, on 9:56 AM
Anon 9:56
My feelings are SOOOOO hurt!
You are obviously one of those functional retards I was referring to. Unlike your hero, Britney, I take my child to the doctor if she has a fucking RASH, much less FELL ON HER HEAD. You're a dumb bitch. But I forgive you, because you are a functional retard (and therefore obviously a Republican who doesn't like my screen name.)
By dickcheneysnextheartattacksoonplease, on 10:24 AM
DickCheneysNextHeartAttackSoonPlease does not actually CALL her kid "a helpless ass" she said (I'm paraphrasing) that she "straps her kid's helpless ass" into a baby seat. DCNHASP is, technically, correct. Insomuch as "ass" refers to the buttocks region in our culture's colloquial context. Her kid's "ass' is indeed "helpless" (if anyone else has ever seen a months-old child strap/unstrap herself from a baby seat and gotten up, please do share). Besides, DCNHASP is talking (Uh, I think...) to other adults. Jeez, why so prickly over the use of a common colloquialism in the presence of other adults? Oh, I know, I know. It's because the minute one becomes a mother, sweetness, light and cupckaes come pouring forth from one's orifices at every given opportunity. Puh-leez. The woman had a kid, not a lobotomy!
By Anonymous, on 12:16 PM
Anon 8:06 AND all the others who say shit like this " don't you have anything better to do...you must be losers etc" You don't know shit about any one in here! So you understand: people here can be @ school @ home or @ work just killing time.... Here I am getting paid to BS and when I do have work I do it!Yeah my boss knows about it and he laughs at some of the things said in here/other sites he doesn't care! He lets me do what I want when I want because I DO MY WORK very well! I get paid very nicely, I get praise for my work, my personality and my looks do I need to go on?M-F 8-5 My typical work day is this:
check my VM/email return any calls see what's on the schedule for the day read online newspapers (cnn,foxnews etc)work a bit
DO meetings,work here and there check out ragsites,videosites and shop that's pretty much it and my job is GREAT!I have a nice big office We have some MAJOR clients such as a MLB team :) and 3 major brands to say a few! Every client/employee loves me takes me out to lunch pays for it! Yet I never have to act like ditzy bimbo(JESSICA S.) or be a brownnoser to get these things!I drive a nice car and have a nice ass cell phone. I don't go online at home just at work! yes I do have a pc at home but no reason for me to use it instead I go out with my BF, friends etc. So who's pathetic here? People come here to just say what they want and laugh at other posts made! I come here to rag on celebs I don't want to read the news or shop all friggin day! What's the big deal of saying shit about celebs? GET OVER IT!! Are they your personal buddies or something? I don't care to know what others do or anything like that. I just got paid while typing this and I go home in 2hrs! Maybe I'll go do some work now, nah I'll go IM my friends! LIFE IS GREAT!
By carla, on 12:18 PM
Thank you anon 12:16
Very well put!
By dickcheneysnextheartattacksoonplease, on 4:19 PM
FEAR NOT! At that age, their brains are not well developed, and it will still take some time to come up with rational thoughts.
Now, as far as THEIR BABY goes... yeah, that was horrible!
"Blame the nanny" sounds a little too much like lawyer spin. If she were in this country legally (I'm assuming here...) she'll sue the pants off of you two!
By LPPTSO, on 5:20 PM
WHY DID IT TAKE SIX DAYS TO TAKE HIM TO THE ER?
By Anonymous, on 8:09 PM
It was my understanding that because a babies scull is still hasn't completely fused together, but is in many pieces, it is hard to tell if it is fractured or not. Now, this information was given by a doctor however it was 20 years ago, so things may have changed. I don't understand what her dropping her kid is getting more media coverage then a Dad killing his kids and leaving them in a gutter..
By Danielle, on 9:34 AM
This SHOULD get big coverage, no poor, NON-FAMOUS family would get off blaming a nanny, whether it was true or not, noone in cps would listen until they were in court fighting to keep their child-skull fractures are v.serious injuries, babies bones are apparently MORE elastic,NOT more fragile than adults bones. Not reporting is another 'indicator' cps take very seriously. In fact so much so that in UK 20,000 false allegations of abuse are made on parents every year-if the justification for wrecking innocent families like that is that it's the price paid for saving kids-WHY DONT CELEBS KIDS DESERVE THE SAME?
By Anonymous, on 5:58 PM
Wow, I am surprised at how many people still give a shit about this fat, ugly bitch. I remember when her lame ass music and seizure-like dancing was supposed to be the epitomy of what a woman should attempt to portray. i am the mother of 4 kids, ages 8 and below. i would LOVE to have a night to myself but i have never found someone that i trust to give my babies the love and care i can provide them. this is why they have never spent a night away from me and never fallen from their highchairs. i say we stop giving this fat, unmotivated hasbeen the time of day so we don't have to read about her any more.
By Princess Dixie, on 2:03 PM
Not defending Brit but not at the same time, going against her but my twin brother was only 9 months old when he fractured his skull. But my Dad was there at the time, my mum asked him something and he turned away for a second and Alex fell off the couch... it was head first and we have a stone floor so it didn't do too well, actually I have no idea how he fractured his skull because the couch isn't that big and when I'm playing wrestling with him to get the TV remote, he or I always fall off and hit our heads... Like I always say, Shit Happens.
But still, honestly, blaming the nanny... how dumb can you get? I'd sit there for hours thinking up a mildly reasonable excuse that doesn't run over my previous statement...
When my Mum needs Alex and I to be at home when she and Dad want to go out, she either gets my 18 year old older brother to look after us or gets our long-time nanny of 17 years to look after us. Alex and I are 14 now so we're not as immature but shouldn't you hire a nanny that you know through other people to see how good they are? That's how my Mum got our Nanny.
I'm hoping to be a mum one day and I hope that this teach all future and/or now mums how to treat their kids. Because I know I definitely won't be that careless. Be devoted :P Like TomKat and Suri...
She should have thought about it before doing it to have SP. Is she old and mature enough. I bet her mum and dad and standing by the whole way. Why don't they take care of the kid instead??
By Tonnuuuuuuuuuuuuu, on 3:51 PM
I THINK BRITNEY AND KEVIN ARE UNFIT TO BE A PARENTS TO THREE KIDS. BRITNEY IS SOOO FRICKING NAIVE ABOUT KEVIN'S ACTIONS. I DONT THINK HE REALLY LOVES HER OR THE KIDS. HE PROBALY USE HER TO GAIN HIS FAME. BRITNEY NEEDS TO TAKE THE TIME TO EXPLORE HER SELF ESTEEM AND HER CHILD FIRST RATHER THAN LET PEOPLE TALK TRASH ABOUT HER ACTIONS. SHE NEEDS TO LET GO OF KEVIN AND CUT HIM OFF FOR GOOD. HE'S RUINING HER IMAGE AND REPUTATION.
By Anonymous, on 6:53 AM
Something snapped on the highchair? Why are you firing the nanny, how about suing the company that made the defective chair? That's the first thing I would do...after I took my son to the hospital.
By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM
How many people are out there crying themselves to sleep at night because all they want is to have a child? To love and care for and nurture another person?
There are millions of people who would make amazing parents, but they will never have children...and this stupid bitch and her dog get to have 2?
I think this is a sign of the Apocolypse!
By Kyah, on 10:55 AM
BRITNEY IF YOU CAN'T TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILD, WHY DO YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE. I THINK YOU ARE A TOTALLY RECKLESS MOTHER. + I FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOUR BABY. HE DOESN'T DESERVE SO IRRESPONSIBLE PARENTS. POOR SEAN. HE IS OBVIOUSLY NOT IN GOOD HANDS. THE AUTHORITIES SHOULD SUPERVISED HOW THAT BEAUTIFUL BABY IS BEING CARED!!
By Susana Caytuiro, on 12:39 AM
I READ ALL OF YOUR COMMENTS AND YOU ALL SHOULD BE A SHAME OF YOURSELF AND IAM FOR ONE AND DISGUISTED BY ALL OF YOU. YOU ASK SHE SUPPOST TO BE PERFECT SHE NOY SHE A HUMANBEING JUDT LIKE YOU AND ME. SO MY ADIVCE TO ALL OF YOU THAT COMMENTED YOU NEED TO LOOK AT YOURSELF GOOD AND HARD AND THINK ABOUT WHAT WOULD DO IF YOU WHERE HER SHOES AND 23 YEARS OLD FIRST TIME MOM
By LAKIA, on 7:34 PM
7:34 , I have friends who are 21-YEAR-OLD FIRST TIME MOMS, who have never dropped their kids. Then again, they have functioning brains.
By Anonymous, on 3:29 PM
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