Yeh the show was ok. She did not make too much noise, and definitely did not have an orgasm. There are many other girls who have put on a better show than her.
Ok, for people who do not know. Howard Stern is taped for the howard stern network only. The only way to get video of it is to subscribe and watch and record it. These are pictures taken and posted at his website. The video will prolly be available tomorrow or the next day. Whenever it appears on the network.
I don't mean to sound naive and/or prudish, but somewhere along the way I managed to miss this whole Howard Stern...tradition (?). Girls come on his show, and...what? All ride the same Sybian? Does it have a condom on it? (That's where I bet I sound like an idiot.) It's just that, man, I don't care if a month and 8 bottles of betadine had gone between myself and Carmen Electra, I'm not mingling secretions with that chick. Or, I'd wager, any chick willing to do this on the air.
I don't mean to sound naive and/or prudish, but somewhere along the way I managed to miss this whole Howard Stern...tradition (?). Girls come on his show, and...what? All ride the same Sybian? Does it have a condom on it? (That's where I bet I sound like an idiot.) It's just that, man, I don't care if a month and 8 bottles of betadine had gone between myself and Carmen Electra, I'm not mingling secretions with that chick. Or, I'd wager, any chick willing to do this on the air.
Not exactly. The saddle is always the same, but the "attachments" are never used twice. After a girl uses it, the attachment is removed and either destroyed, given to the girl, or cleaned and hung up on the studio's Wall of Fame.
I honestly believe that the majority of "hawt" chicks that go on Howard actually have an underlying hatred of men and actually prefer the other team. I bet Dave Navarro could tell the world a thing or two about how really sexual his wife is. I'm thinking she's a lot of talk and a lot less action.
"What the hell is a Sybian? Do you actually stick it in you hoo-ha dilly or do you just gyrate on top of it??? If its the former, I'm shocked!"
don't you guys ever watch porn? chicks love the sybian. you straddle it naked and it sticks inside you like a vibrator and vibrates. it's a calm kind of sexual action compared to dildos and fucking machines, but they like it.
Is she just sitting on the machine or is the dildo actually inside her pussy? She keeps a sexy persona, but once she's got that thing inside her she's into full-on people watching me fuck porno territory. She's getting rogered while a bunch of camera and sound guys, not to mention Stern et al, are watching. That's just common porn.
She didn't go all the way, so to speak. The sybian has a variety of attachments. Some of them are just like really intense massagers, that's what Carmen was on. There was no penetration, she kept her panties on, and she did not cum or even attempt to fake an orgasm. She said that it was great or whatever, but she wasn't willing to let go enough to cum in front of all those people. So no, its not common porno territory.
btw- she didn't orgasm while riding the symbian. But she later stated she enjoyed it. Also she was worried one of her advertisers might drop her for riding it. I believe it was max factor.
joejoe, the Prince relationship/album was where Carmen started. Before that she was an unknown named Tara Patrick. But yes, the album was one of the worst ever from a Prince "protegee"
For those who don't know, a Sybian is a very high-end vibrating sex toy, ~$1400 price tag, month-and-a-half no-questions satisfaction return guarantee, 5-year warranty. Ladies, if you just want an orgasm without the hassles of a relationship and without the cuddling, it's highly effective; on the downside, it's a little harder to hide than conventional "massagers", and twenty to a hundred times the price. Guys, if you ever meet a chick who owns one, don't plan on impressing her in bed -- you are more outclassed than John Henry -- and if you ever meet a chick who has burned out the electric motor and needed the warranty... walk away veeeeerrry slooooowly; sudden movement draws attention.
And also, by the way, all of you stupid fucks that don't understand anything about female anatomy fail to realize that MOST females orgasm by clitoral stimulation, not vaginal. So riding a gigantic vibrating rail will get a woman off more effectively than sticking something "up in there". Maybe this is why you dorks are looking at the internet for pics of women and saying, "Yeah, she is not that hot, I would tear her a new one blah blah blah blah." Try being with a real woman and then pull your bullshit. And yes, this is an anonymous post because all of you losers don't have the nerve to log in as anything else. Fags...
I'd nail that even if she looked me dead in the eye and told me she had full-blown AIDS. There's still a chance you won't catch it. And she's like, hot. And stuff.
shes SOOOOOOOOOOO hot!!!!!!!!! anyone who says she isnt needs to get there eyes checked, like stat!!! i do her workout DVDs-- the strippersize....it WORKS ;) and yes, i AM a girl, so what ifi think electra is like, sizzzling??!!!!! cuz she IS!
1st) She did not insert anything into her poon. She had an attachment that didnt require insertion.
2nd) She did not have an orgasm. Nor did she fake one. She didnt stay on the sybian long enough, and she said that she would not let it happen in front of everyone.
3rd) You can watch it on Howard TV, but its not that good. As someone else pointed out, there have been several other women who have produced better results from riding the sybian.
4th) The shows are better than ever now that they have moved to SIRIUS. And Artie is on fire! Its well worth the money.
fake or real, guys just love the sound of a woman losing it while coming home ...
yours is one of the best music blogs I’ve seen (and heard!). U lookin for sexy n soulful singers to get ya thru the night? Get the news on Imogen Baily, Yuya, Katie Michaelson, Erik Simins and Sahra at the Blue Pie Blog!
fake or real, guys just love the sound of a woman losing it while coming home ...
yours is one of the best music/entertainment blogs I’ve seen (and heard!). U lookin for sexy n soulful singers to get ya thru the night? Get the news on Imogen Baily, Yuya, Katie Michaelson, Erik Simins and Sahra at the Blue Pie Blog!
Carmen Electra is way too much high speed gear for David "freek boy" Narvaro.
Women like Electra or should I say her real name Terra Patrick are just like a Formula One race car. First, if you don't know what you are doing you will crash and burn. Second, once you have revved up the engine and drop it into gear you better be read to deal with what will happen next or you next stop will be at the hospital. Not even old Howard can handle this action.
For me I am just not into such high maintenance items like a F1 car or a Carmen. For less work and more fun I can have three: Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, and Alessandra Ambrosio.
59 Comments:
Too bad she isn't naked!
By Anonymous, on 9:16 AM
too bad she isn't hot!
By Anonymous, on 9:21 AM
Did she actually ride it, or is she faking riding it?
By Anonymous, on 9:27 AM
What a hottie. Awesome pics. I heard this on Howard this morning. So glad I have Syrius.
By Anonymous, on 9:28 AM
does anyone have a video clip of this? where do i get one?
By Anonymous, on 9:29 AM
Yeh the show was ok. She did not make too much noise, and definitely did not have an orgasm. There are many other girls who have put on a better show than her.
By Anonymous, on 9:30 AM
Why is this not on youtube?
By sam991, on 9:31 AM
Ok, for people who do not know. Howard Stern is taped for the howard stern network only. The only way to get video of it is to subscribe and watch and record it. These are pictures taken and posted at his website. The video will prolly be available tomorrow or the next day. Whenever it appears on the network.
By Anonymous, on 9:39 AM
Todd, you need to get some of that robot insurance they advertised on SNL. I got some, and it is the best investment I have ever made.
By todd's mom, on 9:53 AM
i dont buy her. i think she is more frigid than ice.
By Anonymous, on 9:53 AM
I think she has cheek implants and it just makes her face look kind of weird sometimes
By Anonymous, on 10:03 AM
carmens never had an orgasm in her life..
meg ryans fake o was much more convincing in when harry met sally..
By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM
Howard Stern is an imbecile.
By Anonymous, on 10:25 AM
i'm sure her husband is terribly proud
By Anonymous, on 10:37 AM
what a classy broad
By Anonymous, on 10:50 AM
I don't mean to sound naive and/or prudish, but somewhere along the way I managed to miss this whole Howard Stern...tradition (?). Girls come on his show, and...what? All ride the same Sybian? Does it have a condom on it? (That's where I bet I sound like an idiot.) It's just that, man, I don't care if a month and 8 bottles of betadine had gone between myself and Carmen Electra, I'm not mingling secretions with that chick. Or, I'd wager, any chick willing to do this on the air.
By Anonymous, on 10:50 AM
LOL at "Todd's Mom".
I love that old SNL commercial.
For those who haven't seen it:
Robot Insurance
By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
I don't mean to sound naive and/or prudish, but somewhere along the way I managed to miss this whole Howard Stern...tradition (?). Girls come on his show, and...what? All ride the same Sybian? Does it have a condom on it? (That's where I bet I sound like an idiot.) It's just that, man, I don't care if a month and 8 bottles of betadine had gone between myself and Carmen Electra, I'm not mingling secretions with that chick. Or, I'd wager, any chick willing to do this on the air.
Not exactly. The saddle is always the same, but the "attachments" are never used twice. After a girl uses it, the attachment is removed and either destroyed, given to the girl, or cleaned and hung up on the studio's Wall of Fame.
By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM
I don't think there was actual penetration. I want PROOF !
By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM
Yeah....still gross.
By Anonymous, on 11:44 AM
audio please
By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM
Oh, wow. She is hot. That skirt!
By Anonymous, on 12:02 PM
AWESOME Someone please get that video
By Anonymous, on 12:29 PM
What the hell is a Sybian? Do you actually stick it in you hoo-ha dilly or do you just gyrate on top of it??? If its the former, I'm shocked!
By mutterhals, on 12:36 PM
It kind of does a three-sixty turny dealie (in your "hoo-ha"), and it also vibrates.
By Joanie, on 12:40 PM
carmen... on her way out...
By Mateo, on 12:48 PM
Man, whatever happened to the good old days of regular dildos and vibrators?
This seems a BIT much.
By Anonymous, on 12:49 PM
I honestly believe that the majority of "hawt" chicks that go on Howard actually have an underlying hatred of men and actually prefer the other team. I bet Dave Navarro could tell the world a thing or two about how really sexual his wife is. I'm thinking she's a lot of talk and a lot less action.
By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM
"What the hell is a Sybian? Do you actually stick it in you hoo-ha dilly or do you just gyrate on top of it??? If its the former, I'm shocked!"
don't you guys ever watch porn? chicks love the sybian. you straddle it naked and it sticks inside you like a vibrator and vibrates. it's a calm kind of sexual action compared to dildos and fucking machines, but they like it.
By Anonymous, on 12:59 PM
@12:59 Calm? Have you seen sybian videos? They usually explode in the most interesting ways.
Note to Jenny: If you don't already have one, you really must.
By sam991, on 1:37 PM
the syban is the dodge viper of vibrators...
it's the delux 1,000hp version...
By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
I want one :(
By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM
Uh gross
By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
Why do I not own one of these?
By Bama Girl, on 2:45 PM
Is she just sitting on the machine or is the dildo actually inside her pussy? She keeps a sexy persona, but once she's got that thing inside her she's into full-on people watching me fuck porno territory. She's getting rogered while a bunch of camera and sound guys, not to mention Stern et al, are watching. That's just common porn.
I don't buy that she went all the way...
By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM
She didn't go all the way, so to speak. The sybian has a variety of attachments. Some of them are just like really intense massagers, that's what Carmen was on. There was no penetration, she kept her panties on, and she did not cum or even attempt to fake an orgasm. She said that it was great or whatever, but she wasn't willing to let go enough to cum in front of all those people. So no, its not common porno territory.
By Anonymous, on 3:12 PM
cum baby, cum baby, baby cum cum...
Faker...I like the pic with her mouth open. Its says, "insert penis here".
I even like the smile/tongue bit pic too...it says, "I leave the life as a whore...and I like to fuck"...or "I have a whore-ish mouth!!"
Carmen sex tape will be out soon...I promise...watch.
Jenny: Let me start adding little phrase to all your pics...I'm good at it. I swear.
By Anonymous, on 3:28 PM
Here is the link to the symbian. They cost about $1200 when the discount is offered.
http://www.extremerestraints.com/stat/sybian.html
By Anonymous, on 3:56 PM
btw- she didn't orgasm while riding the symbian. But she later stated she enjoyed it. Also she was worried one of her advertisers might drop her for riding it. I believe it was max factor.
By Anonymous, on 3:59 PM
She is such a classy skank, eh?
You'd think her 15 minutes of fame would've ended in the mid 90s after a baaaad album, and a relationship with the ever-macho Prince.
JJ
By joejoe, on 4:39 PM
Dave must be so proud of his Mrs.
If in fact she did actually ride(?) it, I imagine it sounded like pulling a boot out of loose mud when she stood up.
*SCHLOOORP*
By Gonzo, on 5:00 PM
joejoe, the Prince relationship/album was where Carmen started. Before that she was an unknown named Tara Patrick. But yes, the album was one of the worst ever from a Prince "protegee"
By Anonymous, on 5:59 PM
*starts saving up*
I have a hard time getting that g-spot O. To say that I wouldn't mind having one of these babies is an understatement.
By Anonymous, on 8:50 PM
For those who don't know, a Sybian is a very high-end vibrating sex toy, ~$1400 price tag, month-and-a-half no-questions satisfaction return guarantee, 5-year warranty. Ladies, if you just want an orgasm without the hassles of a relationship and without the cuddling, it's highly effective; on the downside, it's a little harder to hide than conventional "massagers", and twenty to a hundred times the price. Guys, if you ever meet a chick who owns one, don't plan on impressing her in bed -- you are more outclassed than John Henry -- and if you ever meet a chick who has burned out the electric motor and needed the warranty... walk away veeeeerrry slooooowly; sudden movement draws attention.
By Anonymous, on 9:22 PM
And also, by the way, all of you stupid fucks that don't understand anything about female anatomy fail to realize that MOST females orgasm by clitoral stimulation, not vaginal. So riding a gigantic vibrating rail will get a woman off more effectively than sticking something "up in there". Maybe this is why you dorks are looking at the internet for pics of women and saying, "Yeah, she is not that hot, I would tear her a new one blah blah blah blah." Try being with a real woman and then pull your bullshit. And yes, this is an anonymous post because all of you losers don't have the nerve to log in as anything else. Fags...
By Anonymous, on 11:57 PM
did she insert it up her pussy
By Anonymous, on 1:19 AM
I'd nail that even if she looked me dead in the eye and told me she had full-blown AIDS. There's still a chance you won't catch it. And she's like, hot. And stuff.
By Anonymous, on 2:23 AM
talk about FAKING IT,damn
By Anonymous, on 2:31 AM
Anon 11:57
Somebody woke up on the vitriolic side of the bed today. Sounds like you could use a big hug.
C'mon, fags? Losers? That's not very christian of you. Please work some originality into your name-calling anonymous tirades next go, hmmm?
By Gonzo, on 9:27 AM
shes SOOOOOOOOOOO hot!!!!!!!!!
anyone who says she isnt needs to get there eyes checked, like stat!!! i do her workout DVDs-- the strippersize....it WORKS ;)
and yes, i AM a girl, so what ifi think electra is like, sizzzling??!!!!! cuz she IS!
By Anonymous, on 2:03 PM
Ok....Listen up,
1st) She did not insert anything into her poon. She had an attachment that didnt require insertion.
2nd) She did not have an orgasm. Nor did she fake one. She didnt stay on the sybian long enough, and she said that she would not let it happen in front of everyone.
3rd) You can watch it on Howard TV, but its not that good. As someone else pointed out, there have been several other women who have produced better results from riding the sybian.
4th) The shows are better than ever now that they have moved to SIRIUS. And Artie is on fire! Its well worth the money.
By Anonymous, on 2:28 PM
totally hot!.
can't wait for the video
Stern rules!
By Anonymous, on 10:45 PM
fake or real, guys just love the sound of a woman losing it while coming home ...
yours is one of the best music blogs I’ve seen (and heard!). U lookin for sexy n soulful singers to get ya thru the night? Get the news on Imogen Baily, Yuya, Katie Michaelson, Erik Simins and Sahra at the Blue Pie Blog!
By Yuya Joseph Elijah Lifeguard, on 12:32 PM
fake or real, guys just love the sound of a woman losing it while coming home ...
yours is one of the best music/entertainment blogs I’ve seen (and heard!). U lookin for sexy n soulful singers to get ya thru the night? Get the news on Imogen Baily, Yuya, Katie Michaelson, Erik Simins and Sahra at the Blue Pie Blog!
By Yuya Joseph Elijah Lifeguard, on 12:34 PM
Carmen Electra is way too much high speed gear for David "freek boy" Narvaro.
Women like Electra or should I say her real name Terra Patrick are just like a Formula One race car. First, if you don't know what you are doing you will crash and burn. Second, once you have revved up the engine and drop it into gear you better be read to deal with what will happen next or you next stop will be at the hospital. Not even old Howard can handle this action.
For me I am just not into such high maintenance items like a F1 car or a Carmen. For less work and more fun I can have three: Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, and Alessandra Ambrosio.
By Anonymous, on 2:47 PM
Too Bad shes fucking gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shes so fuckin hot
By Anonymous, on 4:12 PM
Yeah Carmen is hot but Alessandra Ambrosio blows her out of the fucking water.....
By Anonymous, on 2:55 PM
My question is....
WHERE THE HELL DO I GET ONE OF THOSE THINGS?
By Anonymous, on 9:58 PM
My question is :
Where the hell do I get one of those things?
By t, on 9:59 PM
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