What a bitch. The Bentley thing was actually great. Losing your car at your parents' casino is like putting money in your own gumball machine. Now their casino will draw even bigger crowds as they flock to see what the whore loses next.
Buttfuck Nowhere? I believe that's just south of Sisterwife, yes?
You would think that as part of her compensation for whoring Carls Jr. cheeseburgers she would have access to as many burgers as she can barf back up. Given that she looks as though she could enter the car by climbing in through the exhaust, I'd say it's time for a double with cheese.
It is a crime on many levels that (a) someone like her gets to drive an SLR and (b) to be driving an SLR in a country where most of the roads are straight and the very maximum speed limit is around 100km/hr.
First we have to blame the fucktards that gave her the keys to that car. Supposedly, only 100 made it to the shores of the US. Paris was surely not reading Car&Driver, to find that out. With a car like that, someone - either at a high-grossing MB dealership or someone back at MB's German hq was behind this. For two years (at least) there have been backlogs of people trying to buy the SLR (even at a premium well above its $400k sticker)
She looks so disgusting sandwiched in between those two fine automobiles. Matter of fact, she would look gross sandwiched between my dads Taurus and my Corolla.
is it just me or does the tread pattern on the slr's tyres look quite worn, especially on the outer edges. perhaps she got this car used. GASP! regardless, shes proved once again how inconsiderate and dim she is.
I can't stand this chick just like the rest of you, but I don't see anything that wrong with these pics. She's obviously wearing something made from very soft materials so the cars paint isn't getting scratched. She just really looks like an idiot trying to work the door.
She has keys in her hands, morons. She's probably scratching the car with them in that 5th pic. Stop defending this shitbag. It makes you sound stupid.
@ anon 9:44 AM - You don't get to decide what "we" all want to see here. I like when they make fun of this whore, so please don't speak for us again. Kthx.
I saw her driving on VH1: she got in her car SHE was going to pick someone up that person was across the street from her. it took her a while to pull up to that side (where her friend was waiting) then PARIS decides to back up into the parking lot so the friend ended having to walk to her car when he was already in front of her car whe she first pulled up!! hope I described ok it was funny
cant scratch the paint my ass. I dont care what she's wearing or holding, paris's snatch is highly acidic and probably has scabs as sharp as glass. she could scratch that up easy.
Ummmm....i don't think she's gonna give a damn about scratching up the Ferrari because that's her ride as well. I've seen pics of her stacking her shopping bags, etc on it while she's getting out of her Bentley at the time. Now she's pimping the SLR...must be rough!
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Okay, I'll say it. When is someone going to run over this skank and spin out on her head?
Die Paris, Die.
Which of course is German for "The Paris, The."
By jeditemple, on 5:00 PM
In what alternate universe does she deserve that car?
By Anonymous, on 5:15 PM
Is it a Ferrari next to her or some POS Corvette? Looks like my neighbour's 'vette.
Scratch it, girl! SCRATCH IT!
By Vigilante, on 5:18 PM
What a bitch. The Bentley thing was actually great. Losing your car at your parents' casino is like putting money in your own gumball machine. Now their casino will draw even bigger crowds as they flock to see what the whore loses next.
By darth syphilis, on 5:19 PM
That's a Ferrari. The yellow emblem is on the front fender in pic #2. Plus there's no mistaking those rear lights.
By Anonymous, on 5:21 PM
Ahhh, yes. I see it now. Don't see too many Ferraris up here in Buttfuck Nowhere. Damn, this girl's got bony arms doesn't she?
By Vigilante, on 5:25 PM
Buttfuck Nowhere? I believe that's just south of Sisterwife, yes?
You would think that as part of her compensation for whoring Carls Jr. cheeseburgers she would have access to as many burgers as she can barf back up. Given that she looks as though she could enter the car by climbing in through the exhaust, I'd say it's time for a double with cheese.
And a side of curly fries.
By Gonzo, on 5:42 PM
Don't fucking matter, this bitch can pay for anything.
Scratching somebodies Ferrari with her handbag would hardly be her biggest expense of the day.
By Anonymous, on 5:51 PM
It is a crime on many levels that
(a) someone like her gets to drive an SLR and
(b) to be driving an SLR in a country where most of the roads are straight and the very maximum speed limit is around 100km/hr.
By Frederick von Hohenstein, on 6:16 PM
You would think anyone who could afford a $400,000 car could afford to buy clothes other than sweats.
By Edweirdo, on 6:34 PM
That car's life can't have a happy ending. Why isn't she given something she can handle..? Like, say, a male chauffeur.
By Melpomene, on 6:38 PM
Gonzo, you've been to Buttfuck Nowhere! Yeah, it's south of Sisterwife. And just about on top of Yomama.
Just kidding, I couldn't resist saying that!
By Vigilante, on 6:40 PM
her feet look like the "spiders" from the movie Aliens. find some sandals that fit your feet.
By Anonymous, on 7:04 PM
Paris Hilton Looks lovely coming outt of that car.
By Mateo, on 7:09 PM
Holy crap! Did anybody get a load of her nasty toes?! The last time I saw toes like that was when I saw a buzzard land on a dead limb.
By jeditemple, on 7:28 PM
plz wear a bra P!
By Courtney77, on 7:40 PM
First we have to blame the fucktards that gave her the keys to that car. Supposedly, only 100 made it to the shores of the US. Paris was surely not reading Car&Driver, to find that out. With a car like that, someone - either at a high-grossing MB dealership or someone back at MB's German hq was behind this. For two years (at least) there have been backlogs of people trying to buy the SLR (even at a premium well above its $400k sticker)
By Anonymous, on 7:58 PM
Goddamn. Who took the hammer to her feet?
By Todd, on 8:01 PM
please god in heaven. make this stop.
By Anonymous, on 8:54 PM
She looks so disgusting sandwiched in between those two fine automobiles. Matter of fact, she would look gross sandwiched between my dads Taurus and my Corolla.
By Anonymous, on 9:24 PM
Ug, im crying inside... that bitch!
By matt, on 10:51 PM
is it just me or does the tread pattern on the slr's tyres look quite worn, especially on the outer edges. perhaps she got this car used. GASP! regardless, shes proved once again how inconsiderate and dim she is.
By Anonymous, on 10:54 PM
now that other car has to be bio-hazard cleaned and de-slut-atized
By Anonymous, on 12:16 AM
just looking at that stupid whore makes me mad that she has money and i don't!!!!
By Anonymous, on 1:16 AM
I wish we could get past this whole stupid paris crap, she is worse than brittany and they are both getting old really quick!
By Anonymous, on 4:19 AM
tell me agian why this turd is continually photographed?
By Anonymous, on 4:50 AM
I can't stand this chick just like the rest of you, but I don't see anything that wrong with these pics. She's obviously wearing something made from very soft materials so the cars paint isn't getting scratched. She just really looks like an idiot trying to work the door.
By Anonymous, on 5:07 AM
Why does the Boney Bitch need a bra she has no tits
By Anonymous, on 5:25 AM
"Looks like my neighbour's 'vette"
ferarri F430 Spider..
By idiot, on 5:59 AM
sweet ride
By idonothingallday, on 6:53 AM
AND she has some seriously hideous FEET !
By Anonymous, on 8:23 AM
ANd she has some seriously hideous FEET
By Anonymous, on 8:23 AM
She didn't scratch the car. A Ferrari's paint job isn't that cheap.
By Anonymous, on 9:14 AM
She has keys in her hands, morons. She's probably scratching the car with them in that 5th pic. Stop defending this shitbag. It makes you sound stupid.
By Anonymous, on 9:23 AM
Can we please have less Paris? I like the site, but really, we don't need an update on her.
Thanks!
By Anonymous, on 9:44 AM
@ anon 9:44 AM - You don't get to decide what "we" all want to see here. I like when they make fun of this whore, so please don't speak for us again. Kthx.
By me, on 9:51 AM
I saw her driving on VH1: she got in her car SHE was going to pick someone up that person was across the street from her. it took her a while to pull up to that side (where her friend was waiting) then PARIS decides to back up into the parking lot so the friend ended having to walk to her car when he was already in front of her car whe she first pulled up!! hope I described ok it was funny
By carla, on 11:27 AM
I WISH paris and her big nose would go away! OMg OMG i will not even waste my time with this chick
By Anonymous, on 2:47 PM
To whoever called it a 430 Spider, that's actually a 360 Spider. The tail lamps on the 430 peek out over the top of the rear deck.
By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
To whoever called it a 430 Spider, that's actually a 360 Spider. The tail lamps on the 430 peek out over the top of the rear deck.
By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
That's not a scratch but a reflection from the seam on her handbag.
By Anonymous, on 2:54 PM
cant scratch the paint my ass. I dont care what she's wearing or holding, paris's snatch is highly acidic and probably has scabs as sharp as glass. she could scratch that up easy.
By Anonymous, on 7:16 PM
Ummmm....i don't think she's gonna give a damn about scratching up the Ferrari because that's her ride as well. I've seen pics of her stacking her shopping bags, etc on it while she's getting out of her Bentley at the time. Now she's pimping the SLR...must be rough!
By Anonymous, on 7:56 PM
OMG I've seen fatter Ethopian kids on "Save The Starving Children" shows!
By Anonymous, on 9:05 PM
"friendly" girls are fun.
rich friendly girls like paris are more fun.
but, damn those walrus flipper feet.
By soverysotipsywithhoney, on 12:48 PM
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