I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who finds her revolting. She really creeped me out in the movie about the fat girl where she wore the fat suit. All she would talk about is her microbiotic eating and how she never would be fat..........I find her gross.
Huh. So Gwennie spends all her time criticizing America and how horrible we are and how wonderful the rest of the world is (particularly Britian) and blah blah blah blah but yet she makes sure her baby is born in America. Stupid pretentious bitch.
Are you not even going to mention the fact that she named her kid MOSES???? And, maybe I'm missing something, or is that "Infamous" movie really just "Capote", with Sandra Bullock?
SERIOUSLY??? MOSES???? I suppose the logic behind that one was to give him a name that even Apple can make fun of...(I'm sorry, I'm dwelling, I just can't get over it)
I can hear grown up bullies fornicating right this second so that their offspring can be first in line to bully kids named apple and moses. Someone should at least teach them to keep spare lunch money in their socks.
She's had everything handed to her on a silver platter, including that Oscar* that should've gone to Cate Blanchett for Elizabeth. Whenever she says nasty things about America and/or Americans, my head wants to explode. Then I remember that she's always been a skanky idiotic C and always will be.
*Although I do have to say that when she stole that role from Winona Ryder (ALLEGEDLY seeing it on Wy's coffee table and then secretly calling her agent to tell him SHE wanted it), I had to smile. The enemy of my enemies is my friend. Er, maybe not. But I did get serious pleasure from reading about it.
"She was born rich, has no education and at an early age, she was handed movie roles by her connected family's friends after she decided being a hippie and making friendship bracelets wouldn't make her famous. On her downtime, she's constantly lecturing and complaining about America although she has never lifted a finger in her life."
Exactly.
Not to mention that she feels so special and important, she has only ever dated other celebrities.
About her education... I'd be shocked if you told me she's not illiterate.
The last time I checked, the ability to read cue cards won't put you on the dollar
Careful, Todd. I can almost guarantee you will see a Reagan coin/bill in the not-too-distant future. You have the entire Republican Party trying to exhume is worm-ridden remains so they may anoint themselves in his coffin-dirt. Channel the Gipper...
I hate to burst your bubble, but I'm pretty certain that Paltrow speaks two or three languages other than English. She's hardly illiterate or uneducated.
Britney Spears...VERY dumb and VERY close to illiterate.
Speaking, reading, and writing are three completely different things, hence the term "illiteracy." She speaks two languages at the most. I know she speaks Spanish but I don't think Pig Latin counts.
yeah, baby, yeah!! so true, and i used to like gwyneth in the mid-90s, but now each and every interview i read with her she sounds so puzzled and annoyed and bored with everything...it's like, say something interesting or positive or PLEASE say nothing at all...she's a big disappointment, i don't care how many languages she speaks--she comes across as nowhere near as spiritual and worldly and centered as she'd like you to believe...but congrats on a healthy baby...and...there's always the ability to change, CARPE DIEM!
she's an idiot. yes, she speaks spanish and english. So the hell what? many people speak 2 languages and aren't very smart. And no, she's not well educated. when you don't have much education and interaction with people who are different from yourself, you tend to spout off about things and sound idiotic.
plus, who names their kid Moses? Even Jewish people aren't naming their kids Moses! perhaps she thinks that she's just birthed the man who will set her people free...who the fuck knows...
Excuse me here, but does anyone for certain exactly what her education is?
She didn't go to college, that I'm pretty sure. I'm all for education (having two degrees myself), but she seems pretty smart (yes, smart people say dumb things). Why does this education thing have to matter anyway? Can't we focus on her fucked up macrobiotic diet and her penchant for idiotic children's names instead???
of course she hates america, we still don't have enough of a class system to tolerate a full monarchy outside of the pretentious idiots in hollywood, so she stays in london where people will bow down to her. they only suck up to you here because you have money honey, we know you're not as good as we are. just pompous, arrogant, elitist and ever so slightly retarded. i think you should go move in george clooneys lake como castle with the rest of your ilk and get off my tv and computer screen for good.
She's a high school graduate--she went to one of those richie-rich Manhattan prep schools.
Righteous rant by the way. You forgot to add that she stole the name Apple from her husband's band manager, who had named his newborn that a couple months before Whyneth's baby was born
Simply to put it this way: whatever, I never liked her. And very true, Chris Matin sounds so like an idiot, can't even manage a high tone. How can he be a singer? Booo!
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I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who finds her revolting. She really creeped me out in the movie about the fat girl where she wore the fat suit. All she would talk about is her microbiotic eating and how she never would be fat..........I find her gross.
By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM
Huh. So Gwennie spends all her time criticizing America and how horrible we are and how wonderful the rest of the world is (particularly Britian) and blah blah blah blah but yet she makes sure her baby is born in America. Stupid pretentious bitch.
By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM
Are you not even going to mention the fact that she named her kid MOSES????
And, maybe I'm missing something, or is that "Infamous" movie really just "Capote", with Sandra Bullock?
SERIOUSLY??? MOSES???? I suppose the logic behind that one was to give him a name that even Apple can make fun of...(I'm sorry, I'm dwelling, I just can't get over it)
By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM
I can hear grown up bullies fornicating right this second so that their offspring can be first in line to bully kids named apple and moses. Someone should at least teach them to keep spare lunch money in their socks.
By anothertoDD, on 12:26 PM
If there are any semi-hot women out there, take note. Take a good look a gwenie. This is what you look like after you drop out a few kids.
By Anonymous, on 12:27 PM
Moses seriously sucks. The only way to top this is to have another girl and name her shi'thead.
By Anonymous, on 12:32 PM
To her credit. In that movie Duets, she sings REALLY well!
I still like her and huey lewis's version of "Cruisin" the best.
By Mateo, on 12:45 PM
Yes, I suppose hot women should stop having children so that they don't "ruin their bodies." We'll let the fat and ugly ones do all the reproducing.
That way, the next generation will all be fat and ugly.
Oh wait... maybe that's a bit counterproductive.
By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM
Shithead Paltrow. Nice!
By mutterhals, on 12:54 PM
She does have a face you want to punch.
By Anonymous, on 12:58 PM
Moses.
Apple.
Are we going through a Biblical phase, Mrs. Martin? Apple from the Garden of Eden, Moses from Exodus, what's next?
Gwynnie, if your next child's a girl are you still planning to call her Jesus?
Moses. Well, at least it's better than Mortimer. Not by much though.
By Vigilante, on 1:14 PM
She's had everything handed to her on a silver platter, including that Oscar* that should've gone to Cate Blanchett for Elizabeth. Whenever she says nasty things about America and/or Americans, my head wants to explode. Then I remember that she's always been a skanky idiotic C and always will be.
*Although I do have to say that when she stole that role from Winona Ryder (ALLEGEDLY seeing it on Wy's coffee table and then secretly calling her agent to tell him SHE wanted it), I had to smile. The enemy of my enemies is my friend. Er, maybe not. But I did get serious pleasure from reading about it.
By Anonymous, on 1:17 PM
Moses is much better than Mortimer.
By Anonymous, on 1:46 PM
I thought she would name him Cantalope.
By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM
wtf... how can they pay her that much. america likes her???? she's never even been in any great movies, like, EVER
By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
Laughing my ass of at "I had to check the dictionary just to make sure "beautiful" and "iconic" meant what I thought they did..."
By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
I just enjoy the "celebrities" with no education telling the rest of us how to vote, think, raise children, etc. Makes alot of damn sense.
By Anonymous, on 2:23 PM
"Pineapple" sure would start a pattern.
But they chose a different line, ok. Apple and Moses... Next will be Zion, then Genelypse and twins named Holy and Ghost.
TheBrazilRod
By Anonymous, on 2:29 PM
coldplay sucks donkey dong.
By Anonymous, on 3:28 PM
"She was born rich, has no education and at an early age, she was handed movie roles by her connected family's friends after she decided being a hippie and making friendship bracelets wouldn't make her famous. On her downtime, she's constantly lecturing and complaining about America although she has never lifted a finger in her life."
Exactly.
Not to mention that she feels so special and important, she has only ever dated other celebrities.
About her education... I'd be shocked if you told me she's not illiterate.
By Anonymous, on 3:52 PM
The last time I checked, the ability to read cue cards won't put you on the dollar
Careful, Todd. I can almost guarantee you will see a Reagan coin/bill in the not-too-distant future. You have the entire Republican Party trying to exhume is worm-ridden remains so they may anoint themselves in his coffin-dirt. Channel the Gipper...
Whoa. Sorry.
Politics. My bad.
/backs away slowly
By Gonzo, on 5:16 PM
I hate to burst your bubble, but I'm pretty certain that Paltrow speaks two or three languages other than English. She's hardly illiterate or uneducated.
Britney Spears...VERY dumb and VERY close to illiterate.
By Anonymous, on 5:32 PM
Beautiful? Hmm.. homely eyes, sickly-looking body, boobs that were the laughing stock of an award show, pasty skin with moles everywhere.
Maybe they have changed the definition of beautiful.
By Zig, on 5:33 PM
Speaking, reading, and writing are three completely different things, hence the term "illiteracy." She speaks two languages at the most. I know she speaks Spanish but I don't think Pig Latin counts.
By Anonymous, on 6:17 PM
well said!
By Anonymous, on 7:45 PM
yeah, baby, yeah!! so true, and i used to like gwyneth in the mid-90s, but now each and every interview i read with her she sounds so puzzled and annoyed and bored with everything...it's like, say something interesting or positive or PLEASE say nothing at all...she's a big disappointment, i don't care how many languages she speaks--she comes across as nowhere near as spiritual and worldly and centered as she'd like you to believe...but congrats on a healthy baby...and...there's always the ability to change, CARPE DIEM!
By Anonymous, on 11:30 PM
I hope she chokes on an apple. Better to be ironic, than iconic.
And yes, Coldplay is lame.
By Anonymous, on 7:28 AM
she's an idiot. yes, she speaks spanish and english. So the hell what? many people speak 2 languages and aren't very smart. And no, she's not well educated. when you don't have much education and interaction with people who are different from yourself, you tend to spout off about things and sound idiotic.
plus, who names their kid Moses? Even Jewish people aren't naming their kids Moses! perhaps she thinks that she's just birthed the man who will set her people free...who the fuck knows...
By Madgirl, on 9:59 AM
Excuse me here, but does anyone for certain exactly what her education is?
She didn't go to college, that I'm pretty sure. I'm all for education (having two degrees myself), but she seems pretty smart (yes, smart people say dumb things). Why does this education thing have to matter anyway? Can't we focus on her fucked up macrobiotic diet and her penchant for idiotic children's names instead???
By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM
I think she's an idiot and Coldplay are soooo overrated.
Moses???Moses?Does she hate her children?
By Anonymous, on 12:24 PM
of course she hates america, we still don't have enough of a class system to tolerate a full monarchy outside of the pretentious idiots in hollywood, so she stays in london where people will bow down to her. they only suck up to you here because you have money honey, we know you're not as good as we are. just pompous, arrogant, elitist and ever so slightly retarded. i think you should go move in george clooneys lake como castle with the rest of your ilk and get off my tv and computer screen for good.
By Anonymous, on 9:30 PM
She's a high school graduate--she went to one of those richie-rich Manhattan prep schools.
Righteous rant by the way. You forgot to add that she stole the name Apple from her husband's band manager, who had named his newborn that a couple months before Whyneth's baby was born
By Lois, on 8:42 AM
Simply to put it this way: whatever, I never liked her. And very true, Chris Matin sounds so like an idiot, can't even manage a high tone. How can he be a singer? Booo!
By Anonymous, on 8:56 PM
Simply put it this way: I never like her.
And it's so true, Chris Matin sucks. He can't even manage a high tone with that so fake and thin voince. Geez, how can he even be a singer? Boo!
By Anonymous, on 8:58 PM
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