I can't wait till all the fatties from the Kelly Clarkson thread pack up their Doritos and corn dogs and come over here to talk about everything wrong with this skinny girl.
She lives by my apartment, so I've seen her tons of times, she was also next to me at a U2 concert in Nov. and let me tell you, she's GORGEOUS in person. Beautiful green eyes, olive skin and shiny hair. She's very attractive.
She lives by my apartment, so I've seen her tons of times, she was also next to me at a U2 concert in Nov. and let me tell you, she's GORGEOUS in person. Beautiful green eyes, olive skin and shiny hair. She's very attractive.
She has the body of a 20 year old...and her b/f looks like he's just about that age too!
By the way anon 12:00, her scar is from her apendix being removed, she posed nude many years ago and it was the first time they ever showed it in a magazine b/c they use to always airbrush it out.
Thanks for your suggestion, but I don't feel like getting over it. I feel like mocking those unfortunate individuals who, for whatever reason, cannot manage to work the interweb appropriately. I didn't call them idiots or morons or anything like that. I simply pointed out that one only needs to hit the blue button once. I fully support your right to criticise me for that. Unfortunately, I don't give a crap about your opinion. So you get over it.
The first time I saw the video for Wicked Game, I was doing my cardio bit on an exercise bike. I was in high school. The shorts were loose. Turns out it was just enough to bring one of those poorly-timed Spring-time creepers. I ended up staying on the bike well past my allotted 20 minutes.
The worst part was that I couldn't bring myself to avert my eyes.
I think she looks fine for a woman who is almost 40. She does not look 20. Her navel is crazy; I'm not a big bellybutton person anyway, but what is up with it?
She does have a lovely face though. And I hope I'm that healthy looking when I'm 38.
For some reason her face reminds me of Cameron Diaz's. Like if Cameron Diaz had a prettier older sister, that would be Helena Christensen.
She really has similar features to Cameron's. Sometimes I've got a weird feeling looking at her. No need to mention that she is way prettier than Cameron.
38 Comments:
the only thing wicked here is the thought that she is in any way or by any definition, sexy.
By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM
she sure used to be wicked hot. i'd still hit it, tho.
By Anonymous, on 11:41 AM
Helena is 38 years old! I pray I look that awesome at 38.
By Anonymous, on 11:44 AM
She looks better than I do in a bikini. Hoorah!
By Blonde Vigilante, on 11:51 AM
am i the only person that sees that obvious tummy tuck scar? they cut from one side to the other.
By Anonymous, on 12:00 PM
I can't wait till all the fatties from the Kelly Clarkson thread pack up their Doritos and corn dogs and come over here to talk about everything wrong with this skinny girl.
By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
She's thin, but she's not in shape. She has zero muscle tone. That's all.
By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM
What happened to her face? Her chin seems much wider than it did back in the day. Did she get some kind of man-chin implant?
By Anonymous, on 12:26 PM
Geez you guys. I think she looks fine. What a whacked imaged you have of how a woman should look. I see nothing wrong w/ her body.
Her face, on the other hand...
By The Megan, on 12:28 PM
Geez, I think everyone has a pretty warped idea of what a woman's body is supposed to look like. I think she looks fine.
Her face, on the other hand...
By The Megan, on 12:29 PM
asdfasd
By The Megan, on 12:30 PM
LOL @ Anon 12:03. I can't wait either.
She's not "hot", but I'd fuck her. I think her eyes are what make men want her. They're very nice.
More importantly, if I had to fuck a man I'd fuck Chris Isaak.
By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM
She lives by my apartment, so I've seen her tons of times, she was also next to me at a U2 concert in Nov. and let me tell you, she's GORGEOUS in person. Beautiful green eyes, olive skin and shiny hair. She's very attractive.
By Anonymous, on 12:56 PM
She lives by my apartment, so I've seen her tons of times, she was also next to me at a U2 concert in Nov. and let me tell you, she's GORGEOUS in person. Beautiful green eyes, olive skin and shiny hair. She's very attractive.
By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM
who's she??
By Anonymous, on 1:00 PM
why do people post things twice?
why do people post things twice?
just hit the blue button once.
just hit the blue button once.
By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM
she looks AMAZING for her age
By pheebster, on 1:16 PM
I was expecting these to be worse! she's actually still tight.
By Mateo, on 1:18 PM
Life is full of mistakes - sometimes people hit the button twice by accident. Get over it.
By Anonymous, on 1:20 PM
She has the body of a 20 year old...and her b/f looks like he's just about that age too!
By the way anon 12:00, her scar is from her apendix being removed, she posed nude many years ago and it was the first time they ever showed it in a magazine b/c they use to always airbrush it out.
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
dear anon 1:20.
Thanks for your suggestion, but I don't feel like getting over it. I feel like mocking those unfortunate individuals who, for whatever reason, cannot manage to work the interweb appropriately. I didn't call them idiots or morons or anything like that. I simply pointed out that one only needs to hit the blue button once.
I fully support your right to criticise me for that. Unfortunately, I don't give a crap about your opinion. So you get over it.
By Anonymous, on 2:17 PM
Nice update.
By Anonymous, on 2:37 PM
the scar is from c-section, not tummy tuck.
By Anonymous, on 3:13 PM
The first time I saw the video for Wicked Game, I was doing my cardio bit on an exercise bike. I was in high school. The shorts were loose. Turns out it was just enough to bring one of those poorly-timed Spring-time creepers. I ended up staying on the bike well past my allotted 20 minutes.
The worst part was that I couldn't bring myself to avert my eyes.
By Gonzo, on 3:50 PM
Thanks to the editors from including the video from "Wicked Game"
I love this song!
By Anonymous, on 5:48 PM
In the update pics, whoever that guy is, I don't know if I could really be that into a book with a topless woman next to me.
By Anonymous, on 6:25 PM
um she looks like a man?
yeah. enough said.
By Anonymous, on 7:38 PM
She makes every Dane proud ;)
By Dennis B. Petersen, on 2:34 AM
hey anonymous--her scar is from a c-section. asshole.
By Anonymous, on 2:49 PM
I was going to say something about the pancakey boobs, but that was before I knew she was 38.
By Anonymous, on 4:02 PM
I sleep in a bra and my boobs look better than my friends who don't sleep in a bra. That's all I have to say.
By Anonymous, on 5:59 PM
Does anyone else think it's kind of weird that she's reading "She's Come Undone"...a book about a fat teenage girl?
By Anonymous, on 10:01 PM
I think she looks fine for a woman who is almost 40. She does not look 20. Her navel is crazy; I'm not a big bellybutton person anyway, but what is up with it?
She does have a lovely face though. And I hope I'm that healthy looking when I'm 38.
For some reason her face reminds me of Cameron Diaz's. Like if Cameron Diaz had a prettier older sister, that would be Helena Christensen.
By Anonymous, on 10:24 PM
God, I love this song. One of the best songs of the 90's.
Helena is a beautiful woman any way you slice it people.
By Anonymous, on 7:57 AM
She really has similar features to Cameron's. Sometimes I've got a weird feeling looking at her. No need to mention that she is way prettier than Cameron.
By Anonymous, on 10:15 AM
Damn it's hell to get old!!
By Anonymous, on 8:43 PM
the scars not from a tummy tuck it's probably from a c-section
By Anonymous, on 9:20 PM
She has some serious National Geographic boobs going on.
By Anonymous, on 3:49 PM
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