and on that note, i want to see both jen and catherine keener in some hardcore porn. in fact, i'd say it's MY RIGHT. you're rich? well i'm poor, at least let me get off to you getting fucked.
I.. I.. I really try to come up with meaningful, germaine comments for these posts. But this? No. This gets chalked up to the "Who gives a flying fuck?" category. I watched Dodge Ball from start to finish two nights ago. Does that get me an invitation? I mean, shit, what more can be expected?
Afterall, I'll never get those 83 minutes back. That's like 13 cigarettes.
The only thing I see when I look at her is that monstrous chin of hers. I mean, she could seriously injure somebody with that thing. If I were Vince, I'd be careful. Who knows when she might start waving that thing around.
She bitched about her ex-husband (yeah good times you're never getting back idiot), she bitched about the press, then about some lame movie she made where she fired the director in the first place,then about people who support her. Is there anything this woman doesn't complain about?She is so fucking lame.
That Today show thing has been blown way out of proportion. It wasn't a big deal. She was on the show, with her co-stars, to talk about their new movie. I don't think it was appropriate for the interviewer go from asking about the movie to singling out one actor to ask about her personal life in the next breath.
I don't blame Keener for getting irritated on her friend's behalf. I don't have a feeling either way about Aniston, but it isn't her fault that the Today Show hag wouldn't let up. She irritated the hell out of me and I was only watching the interview!
That being said, Aniston needs to stop doing magazine interviews about her personal life if she ever expects to be left alone by the media.
"When does she whine?? Holy mother of Batman. Are you kidding?"
she brings up the breakup in every interview. when she doesn't, she acts weird, like you know it's on her mind. she deserves everything she's got for marrying a jerk like brad. now she's not happy with vince vaughn - she's still missing that jerk brad. what a dumb bitch. she's damn sexy though.
Can't stand her. She's NOT beautiful. She's mildly talented (Friends was good in the beginning before they all came down with Seinfeld Syndrome, previously known as Rob Morrow's Disease). My first memory of her was Leprechaun, and to me she's still that same wannabe actress with not enough talent or looks to warrant her position in life.
She didn't want to talk about it! Keener did a great thing (she's obviously smarter than Aniston, Dermot Mulroney has a great taste in women!). Sometimes I'm really disappointed in the author's comments...
How do I say this politely and in a non offensive manner. Okay with all the tact in the world I mean this. FUCK THAT CUNT! She is the only person that whines about not being whiney.. She goes on every show and every magazine having a giant pity party about how not to pity her. How about this, she needs to realise that she isnt a star and get over herself. The only star quality she had was erect nipples on every episode of friends. She is box office poison.. Has she been in a movie that has made any money after all it is called show BUSINESS.. Let me do a quick inventory
I know she was in Bruce Almighty and Along came polly but those were hardly her movies. Saying she was the reason they made money is like saying titanic was a success because of Billy Zane.
12/25/05 Rumor Has It $43,000,262 11/11/05 Derailed $36,024,076 1/16/04 Along Came Polly $88,097,164 5/23/03 Bruce Almighty $242,829,261 8/7/02 The Good Girl $14,018,296 9/7/01 Rock Star $17,008,282 2/19/99 Office Space $10,827,810 6/19/98 Dream for an Insomniac $24,727 4/17/98 The Object of My Affection $29,187,243 8/1/97 Picture Perfect $31,407,873 5/30/97 Til There Was You $3,525,125 8/23/96 She's the One FoxS $9,538,948 1/8/93 Leprechaun $8,556,940
This is ridiculous. You're all getting on her for WHINING in this interview, when she clearly made absolutely NO comments whatsoever. So let's go over this:
1. If she agrees to talk about it, she's whining.
2. If she says she doesn't want to talk about it, it means she's still pining for Brad, and she's whining.
3. If someone asks her a question during a group interview, she remains silent, and someone ELSE butts in, she's whining.
Does that about sum it up?
Hate her if you want, but dear lord. This is getting out of hand!
It drives me crazy how blown out of proportion this has become. I saw the damn clip and they were laughing through that part. Catherine got a little upset, Jill said that it's good that Jen has someone who will stick up for her and then Catherine says "I didn't mean too!" as she's LAUGHING! Jen said nothing when this was happening, this is such a bad story it's a non-story.
she just got divorced!! if she wants to whine about it and miss him, LET HER!! good god people how would you like to go through a divorce in the publics eye? give her a damn break!!!
You Jen haters are pretty pathetic. She never engages in talk about her personal life...it's the media that does it for her. She's been in two or three movies since the divorce, so of course the media hounds are going to seize upon it. You can tell she's irritated by it. The media can't get a hold of Brad to ask him he same questions because he's too damn "busy" trying to look like the perfect family man-do-gooder.
Let's face it, how many of you assholes wouldn't be depressed, drunk, high, or just completely insane after learning that your spouse cheated on you--impregnated a co-worker, and now was raising her children and living in France. It would KILL you!
ok, let's go over this one more time: the trade off for being an overpaid, over-worshipped, ego-massaged legend in your own mind ("hollywood actor") is that you have to submit to questioning about your personal life. THAT is the trade off. don't like it? get a regular job.
lets face facts people, she IS a whiney hypocritical bitch. She gives pity-party interviews in Vanity Fair and Vogue dishing on her breakup (which by the way was A YEAR ago--get over it), and in the next breath she's all "I don't talk about my private life" right bitch, sure.
"The only star quality she had was erect nipples on every episode of friends."
hahahahahaha... so true. she's done nothing for me, besides making me horny, and i don't get to fuck her so that's no good.
"ok, let's go over this one more time: the trade off for being an overpaid, over-worshipped, ego-massaged legend in your own mind ("hollywood actor") is that you have to submit to questioning about your personal life. THAT is the trade off. don't like it? get a regular job."
Anon 9:59, you pretty much summed it up in a nice concise little list. It's the fucking media and the fans/haters that have created this "whiny" image. It's like, "someone saw Jen at a hotdog stand in Chicago and she hesitated when the guy asked her if she wanted onions. It's SO obvious it was because she was pining over Brad Pitt. God, what a whiny, self centered bitch". And Anon 11:28, exactly. It's not like they dated for 2 months and Brad broke up with her because he was leaving town. If my HUSBAND of four (five?) years cheated on me then left me for another woman I would be depressed, drunk & high during my GIGANTIC pity party. As far as I'm concerned, any "whining" and "pity partying" she's done have been more than reasonable. God, some of you people are such complete assholes about someone you've never even met it's astounding. I would hate to see what you do when you hate someone you actually know.
She's not the one bringing up the past in her interviews, it's the people interviewing her that won't let it go and she's obviously moved on with her life and decided that the skank and low life can have each other and be happy for the short time that they will be. And the chin thing, I don't see it. She's got a great face. She's a very pretty woman and she's shown class throughout this whole ordeal that turned her life upside down.
you know what i don't get.... this site is obviously a "rag on celebrities" site. why do people who would be much better served at people.com, or entertainment-tonight.com or kiss-that-star's-ass.com come here? why do people have this intense need to defend these insufferable brats (i.e. jennifer aniston)? IDLYITW is not interspersed in the new york times where you can't help but read it. you make a conscious effort to be here. if you don't like it, go away.
Geez, I've known people who were married for more than a decade and had kids and they were just abandoned...they didn't go have "pity parties". Sure, people handle things differently, but come on. If they ask her something about her personal life, she could just say no comment.
Don't me give that "she's not the one bringing the past in the interview, its the media who that shit..blah blah"" crap!First of all she was the one who give that fucking Vf interview and if she really don't want to talk about her personal life juz say it " i don't want to talk about it" or " No Comment" PERIOD she's old and grown enough in hollywood to know how the fucking interviewers will play their cards!or why don't she juz shut the hell up and let the other cast promote the movie!Does she even notice that it did't help!Her two movies flop!
Ok, what is wrong with you? Are you fucking forgetting JA fooled around with Vince (No, it’s not a lie, based on the Balcony photo) when JA was still married? She’s a fucking cheater, yet because they have yet to admit they are really together and she let VV live in and nationally-trots of gambling habit with him, now she’s a saint? I just don’t get it. Again, I’m not that big AJBP fan, I just don’t understand where all the fuzz comes from. Yeah, it’s ok to cry when you are dumped literally for a better partner, but hay, take your part of responsibility in your OWN broken marriage. Yeah, it’s ok to address your fans that you don’t want to be the victim, as long as you don’t annoy every bit of sanity out of people by every time opening your mouth. Yeah, it’s ok for you to not want to have your every step in public pictured for the whole world to see, as long as you don’t take topless magazine covers non-stop. I understand that as a sliding celebrity you give up certain privacy rights to compulsively put your dirty laundry in the public air ... but come on, enough is enough, Bitch!
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i'm sick of her whining.. brad was a jerk, get over it.
By Anonymous, on 5:00 PM
and on that note, i want to see both jen and catherine keener in some hardcore porn. in fact, i'd say it's MY RIGHT. you're rich? well i'm poor, at least let me get off to you getting fucked.
By Anonymous, on 5:00 PM
I.. I.. I really try to come up with meaningful, germaine comments for these posts. But this? No. This gets chalked up to the "Who gives a flying fuck?" category. I watched Dodge Ball from start to finish two nights ago. Does that get me an invitation? I mean, shit, what more can be expected?
Afterall, I'll never get those 83 minutes back. That's like 13 cigarettes.
By Gonzo, on 5:22 PM
Since when does Jen Aniston whine, shes done everything in her power to keep her private life private, more power to her
By Anonymous, on 6:16 PM
Since when is she whiney?
By Anonymous, on 6:17 PM
The only thing I see when I look at her is that monstrous chin of hers. I mean, she could seriously injure somebody with that thing. If I were Vince, I'd be careful. Who knows when she might start waving that thing around.
By Anonymous, on 6:29 PM
She bitched about her ex-husband (yeah good times you're never getting back idiot), she bitched about the press, then about some lame movie she made where she fired the director in the first place,then about people who support her. Is there anything this woman doesn't complain about?She is so fucking lame.
By Anonymous, on 6:50 PM
hi happy to know you
By A1one, on 9:12 PM
"The only thing I see when I look at her is that monstrous chin of hers. "
nothing compared to julia roberts' nose... that thing is gonna give me nightmares
By Anonymous, on 10:57 PM
GOD!
I love Catherine Keener!
What a complete wise ass!
By Anonymous, on 2:33 AM
That Today show thing has been blown way out of proportion. It wasn't a big deal. She was on the show, with her co-stars, to talk about their new movie. I don't think it was appropriate for the interviewer go from asking about the movie to singling out one actor to ask about her personal life in the next breath.
I don't blame Keener for getting irritated on her friend's behalf. I don't have a feeling either way about Aniston, but it isn't her fault that the Today Show hag wouldn't let up. She irritated the hell out of me and I was only watching the interview!
That being said, Aniston needs to stop doing magazine interviews about her personal life if she ever expects to be left alone by the media.
By FairyDogMother, on 4:51 AM
The man doing her hair in the fifth picture looks so excited to be there, doesn't he?
By Anonymous, on 5:14 AM
When does she whine?? Holy mother of Batman. Are you kidding?
BTW, she gave Vince the cheek kiss. WTF is that about?
By Tazznum1, on 7:13 AM
Ok, not really related, but that trench coat is gorgeous.
By Anonymous, on 7:32 AM
"When does she whine?? Holy mother of Batman. Are you kidding?"
she brings up the breakup in every interview. when she doesn't, she acts weird, like you know it's on her mind. she deserves everything she's got for marrying a jerk like brad. now she's not happy with vince vaughn - she's still missing that jerk brad. what a dumb bitch. she's damn sexy though.
By Anonymous, on 8:21 AM
Can't stand her. She's NOT beautiful. She's mildly talented (Friends was good in the beginning before they all came down with Seinfeld Syndrome, previously known as Rob Morrow's Disease). My first memory of her was Leprechaun, and to me she's still that same wannabe actress with not enough talent or looks to warrant her position in life.
I hope she gets hit by a bus.
By Anonymous, on 8:57 AM
She didn't want to talk about it! Keener did a great thing (she's obviously smarter than Aniston, Dermot Mulroney has a great taste in women!). Sometimes I'm really disappointed in the author's comments...
By Anonymous, on 9:05 AM
How do I say this politely and in a non offensive manner. Okay with all the tact in the world I mean this. FUCK THAT CUNT! She is the only person that whines about not being whiney.. She goes on every show and every magazine having a giant pity party about how not to pity her. How about this, she needs to realise that she isnt a star and get over herself. The only star quality she had was erect nipples on every episode of friends. She is box office poison.. Has she been in a movie that has made any money after all it is called show BUSINESS.. Let me do a quick inventory
I know she was in Bruce Almighty and Along came polly but those were hardly her movies. Saying she was the reason they made money is like saying titanic was a success because of Billy Zane.
12/25/05 Rumor Has It $43,000,262
11/11/05 Derailed $36,024,076
1/16/04 Along Came Polly $88,097,164
5/23/03 Bruce Almighty $242,829,261
8/7/02 The Good Girl $14,018,296
9/7/01 Rock Star $17,008,282
2/19/99 Office Space $10,827,810
6/19/98 Dream for an Insomniac $24,727
4/17/98 The Object of My Affection $29,187,243
8/1/97 Picture Perfect $31,407,873
5/30/97 Til There Was You $3,525,125
8/23/96 She's the One FoxS $9,538,948
1/8/93 Leprechaun $8,556,940
By kazanski13, on 9:09 AM
I have seen the movie and she is boring, whiny and homeless. She plays a maid and who could ever believe Jenifer Aniston would clean anything?
By Anonymous, on 9:25 AM
LOL
This is ridiculous. You're all getting on her for WHINING in this interview, when she clearly made absolutely NO comments whatsoever. So let's go over this:
1. If she agrees to talk about it, she's whining.
2. If she says she doesn't want to talk about it, it means she's still pining for Brad, and she's whining.
3. If someone asks her a question during a group interview, she remains silent, and someone ELSE butts in, she's whining.
Does that about sum it up?
Hate her if you want, but dear lord. This is getting out of hand!
By Anonymous, on 9:59 AM
First para reads like a straight report from People. "Quipped"? This isn't what I pay my exorbitant site membership fee for.
Second para is marginally better.
By Anonymous, on 10:02 AM
It drives me crazy how blown out of proportion this has become. I saw the damn clip and they were laughing through that part. Catherine got a little upset, Jill said that it's good that Jen has someone who will stick up for her and then Catherine says "I didn't mean too!" as she's LAUGHING! Jen said nothing when this was happening, this is such a bad story it's a non-story.
By Geez, on 10:41 AM
she just got divorced!! if she wants to whine about it and miss him, LET HER!! good god people how would you like to go through a divorce in the publics eye? give her a damn break!!!
with that said, she is gorgeous.
By Anonymous, on 10:41 AM
You Jen haters are pretty pathetic. She never engages in talk about her personal life...it's the media that does it for her. She's been in two or three movies since the divorce, so of course the media hounds are going to seize upon it. You can tell she's irritated by it. The media can't get a hold of Brad to ask him he same questions because he's too damn "busy" trying to look like the perfect family man-do-gooder.
Let's face it, how many of you assholes wouldn't be depressed, drunk, high, or just completely insane after learning that your spouse cheated on you--impregnated a co-worker, and now was raising her children and living in France. It would KILL you!
By Anonymous, on 11:28 AM
ok, let's go over this one more time: the trade off for being an overpaid, over-worshipped, ego-massaged legend in your own mind ("hollywood actor") is that you have to submit to questioning about your personal life. THAT is the trade off. don't like it? get a regular job.
By Anonymous, on 11:33 AM
vince is too tall for her. i hate weirdly out of proportion couples.
By Anonymous, on 11:34 AM
lets face facts people, she IS a whiney hypocritical bitch. She gives pity-party interviews in Vanity Fair and Vogue dishing on her breakup (which by the way was A YEAR ago--get over it), and in the next breath she's all "I don't talk about my private life" right bitch, sure.
By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM
bah!!!
By Anonymous, on 12:26 PM
"The only star quality she had was erect nipples on every episode of friends."
hahahahahaha... so true. she's done nothing for me, besides making me horny, and i don't get to fuck her so that's no good.
"ok, let's go over this one more time: the trade off for being an overpaid, over-worshipped, ego-massaged legend in your own mind ("hollywood actor") is that you have to submit to questioning about your personal life. THAT is the trade off. don't like it? get a regular job."
exactly
By Anonymous, on 1:26 PM
Anon 9:59, you pretty much summed it up in a nice concise little list. It's the fucking media and the fans/haters that have created this "whiny" image. It's like, "someone saw Jen at a hotdog stand in Chicago and she hesitated when the guy asked her if she wanted onions. It's SO obvious it was because she was pining over Brad Pitt. God, what a whiny, self centered bitch". And Anon 11:28, exactly. It's not like they dated for 2 months and Brad broke up with her because he was leaving town. If my HUSBAND of four (five?) years cheated on me then left me for another woman I would be depressed, drunk & high during my GIGANTIC pity party. As far as I'm concerned, any "whining" and "pity partying" she's done have been more than reasonable. God, some of you people are such complete assholes about someone you've never even met it's astounding. I would hate to see what you do when you hate someone you actually know.
By Anonymous, on 3:06 PM
She's not the one bringing up the past in her interviews, it's the people interviewing her that won't let it go and she's obviously moved on with her life and decided that the skank and low life can have each other and be happy for the short time that they will be. And the chin thing, I don't see it. She's got a great face. She's a very pretty woman and she's shown class throughout this whole ordeal that turned her life upside down.
By Anonymous, on 3:31 PM
Keener's just bitter over her own divorce, and bitter now one cares about her.
By Anonymous, on 6:13 PM
Todd you are marvelous, I come to this site just to read the funny things you write that piss people off. Love ya.
By Bama Girl, on 7:58 PM
you know what i don't get.... this site is obviously a "rag on celebrities" site. why do people who would be much better served at people.com, or entertainment-tonight.com or kiss-that-star's-ass.com come here? why do people have this intense need to defend these insufferable brats (i.e. jennifer aniston)? IDLYITW is not interspersed in the new york times where you can't help but read it. you make a conscious effort to be here. if you don't like it, go away.
By Anonymous, on 8:05 PM
Geez, I've known people who were married for more than a decade and had kids and they were just abandoned...they didn't go have "pity parties". Sure, people handle things differently, but come on. If they ask her something about her personal life, she could just say no comment.
By Miss Sleepy, on 2:47 AM
Don't me give that "she's not the one bringing the past in the interview, its the media who that shit..blah blah"" crap!First of all she was the one who give that fucking Vf interview and if she really don't want to talk about her personal life juz say it " i don't want to talk about it" or " No Comment" PERIOD she's old and grown enough in hollywood to know how the fucking interviewers will play their cards!or why don't she juz shut the hell up and let the other cast promote the movie!Does she even notice that it did't help!Her two movies flop!
By Anonymous, on 3:31 AM
Ok, what is wrong with you? Are you fucking forgetting JA fooled around with Vince (No, it’s not a lie, based on the Balcony photo) when JA was still married? She’s a fucking cheater, yet because they have yet to admit they are really together and she let VV live in and nationally-trots of gambling habit with him, now she’s a saint? I just don’t get it. Again, I’m not that big AJBP fan, I just don’t understand where all the fuzz comes from. Yeah, it’s ok to cry when you are dumped literally for a better partner, but hay, take your part of responsibility in your OWN broken marriage. Yeah, it’s ok to address your fans that you don’t want to be the victim, as long as you don’t annoy every bit of sanity out of people by every time opening your mouth. Yeah, it’s ok for you to not want to have your every step in public pictured for the whole world to see, as long as you don’t take topless magazine covers non-stop. I understand that as a sliding celebrity you give up certain privacy rights to compulsively put your dirty laundry in the public air ... but come on, enough is enough, Bitch!
By Anonymous, on 9:14 PM
Can someone just shoot her please? She's been too annoying.
By Anonymous, on 9:15 PM
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