Jessica Alba is like the nutra-sweet version of Angelina. Like Jolie "light". Except--and I'm not fond of Angelina--she can't hold a candle to the real deal.
I don't know... I'd say she's more attractive than most Playboy models. They always seem so plastic-y and overdone.
And I don't think she's a Sharon Stone in training. You're forgetting that Sharon Stone is a batshit crazy cunt who will spread her legs for a disposable kodak.
If you want to see body, go look at Catherine Zeta Jones down there. That is a gorgeous body. This is a little overrated girl with no acting chops to speak of. That picture of her on the cover of Playboy was from a poster of that terrible movie, Into the Blue and she told the press they photshopped her boobs to look bigger in those posters. Catherine ZJ is classic beauty and has the curves of a real woman, and she's a very talented actress.
A friend of mine and a VERY reliable source close to Alba said she has implants. Alba only got small ones, but she didn't want to make it really obvious. She was really flat chested, but had kind of a big ass for her short body and flat chest, so she got implants to balance it out. It always makes me laugh when people say she's perfect, because she's not. Nobody is.
9 in the looks department. Everytime she speaks, that number goes down. Currently a 7.5 overall. Talentless. She will be soon forgotten. Then comes the nude scene, lesbian kiss or porno flick.
Oh no! whoever said that about her having implants... I pity you. Ms. Alba's lawyers will contact you shortly to inform you that legal action will be taken against you given your derogatory, offensive comments about her client which might jeopardize her new (early Oscar buzz included!)role,opposite John Malkovich in the remake of Annie Hall.
People who think this girl is so cut above the rest hot must not get out very often. Once you all step away from Dungeons and Dragons and online porn long enough to go out and socialize with real human girls you'll realize there are way hotter chicks than Alba all over the place. She's, hot, I'd hit it, but I see way hotter chicks every day in my city.
Yeah, give her crap for realying on looks for parts.Then when she tries to do more serious roles and do other types of roles, you give her crap again.She was trying not to tarish her image by being in Playboy, because face it, if she is on the cover, producers will not consider her for a serious role.She trying to play down her sexy image so she can get those type of roles.
I just want to fuck her. She got face, ass, and handful tits. What guy doesn't want her??? The best part is she date normal guys not just celeb guys. That a total win-win situation. Don't jock the Alba. Shame on you catty bitches. See you in NYC Jess. My pug says hello to your pug.
I'm sorry but she another over hyped actress like Eva Longoria. I think they are both cute, but when I think of gorgeous celebrities, the ones that come to mind are Grace Kelly, Eva Gardner, Elizabeth Taylor (young).
Those were truly classy, elegant, beautiful ladies. I don't see this in Hollywood these day, no one even coms close.
Reese Witherspoon is classy but not as beautiful, but all these other actress are ALL the same and boring. They all dress the same, act the same...blah blah blah....and very BORING!
I cant believe how you all fall for this time and time again. This is all just a HUGE publicity stunt.
Playboy and her agent probably got together to promote each other. DUH!!! Same dumb old tricks used by celebrites time and time again and us peasants think its all true when its just a big old scam so they can be in the limelight and have us talk about them, just like we are doing now. oy vey....
"she's not playboy material. her tits aren't big enough."
And that, my anonymous friend, is what the "she ain't that hot" crowd (and yes, Todd, that does include you - don't think I didn't see that thing about Charisma Carpenter the other day) are probably really complaining about. Don't you just hate size queens? (And we went through all this whining when Dark Angel was on TV, as I recall. Wasn't she supposed to never be heard from again when that show ended? Or after Honey?)
Seriously. She is gorgeous. And it annoys my how you say the fake blonde whores at playboy are better than her?!?! She's my 2nd favoprite girl crush, next to Jolie of course.
I guarantee most of the people who defend Alba and try to build her up as some mega super hottie are Hispanic girls and black guys. Hispanic girls are always jealous of the blue eyed blondes, so they want a Latin girl to be popular instead, and everyone knows black guys have a thing for Latin girls (and Asian girls).
^ wow. I didnt realize hispanic girls and black guys wrote so many magazines, cast so many movies and posted 98% of posts about jessica alba on the internet. good call though...are you a sociology major? I'd love to continue this great discussion, but I'm gonna be late for the Klan meeting! later, anon 2:23!
^ You're either a minority or a self righteous white multiculturalist. Stating facts that may piss you off does not make them any less factual, you any less ignorant, or me any closer to wearing stupid costumes. Sometimes the truth hurts.
^ I'm white and I dont know what being a "multiculturalist" even means in your opinion. can you put out your "facts" for me? do you have some kind of poll you conducted asking hispanic girls about their self esteem? do you have some black-hispanic-asian dating statistics? I'd *love* to see them.
seriously. tell me facts this time, not opinions. it is a FACT that black guys and hispanic women are not producing many movies or writing that many FHM type magazines. you obviously dont like facts since instead of backing up your point, you just "accussed" me of being a minority when Im a white, middle classed and raised in a Republican family.
I think she used to have nice body up until she lost the weight for season 2 of DA. After that nothing but skin and bones. I can't believe she actually was cast in Sin City where 'that' role required nudity. I would have cast her butt out asap. The audacity of this women, just because she had one modest hit (before sin city) in Honey she thinks she's an A-list actress. She hasn't done anything acting wise where producers/directors can say I need her for my movie, and she wonders why Natalie Portman gets better roles. I'll tell you jessica, Portman: Talented, Jessica Abla: Talentless.
I'm not going to call Jessica Alba overrated or say that she's not attractive,but I could name several Women that I personaly think have more Natural Beayty and Sex Appeal.
1.Salma Hayek a little older now but still looks Hot
2. J-LO Yeah people talk isht about her and some of the crappy movies she's been in but I'd take her any day of the week over Alba. http://www.superiorpics.com/jennifer_lopez/pictures/LopezJenniferJS366058092_picture.html
3.Alyssa Milano I've had a thing for her since the start of her Career on Who's The Boss. I didn't like the Boob job,she really didn't need it but whatever.
4.Cristina Scabbia I'm sure alot of people have never heard of her,but she is a singer. She has more natural beauty and sex appeal than Alba,IMO.
Thats just 10 ladies off the top of my head.If I had to I could come up with a bunch more. If I had to rate Jessica Alba on my own top 100 list of Hottest Women I'd say she'd be somewhere bewtween 50 and 100.No offense to her,just putting in my two cents on this subject.I know I'm in the minority,but personaly I don't give a isht.
43 Comments:
jessica alba- a mini sharon stone-in-training.
By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM
What, she couldn't come up with $500 of her I-can't-act money to loan her friend for a mover? Classy.
By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
Todd, you've got your head up your ass. Jessica Alba stacks (pun intended)up with the best of 'em.
By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM
She is sooo overrated.
By Anonymous, on 11:16 AM
Jessica Alba is like the nutra-sweet version of Angelina. Like Jolie "light". Except--and I'm not fond of Angelina--she can't hold a candle to the real deal.
By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
She's cute but stuck up and talentless.
By Anonymous, on 11:34 AM
I don't know... I'd say she's more attractive than most Playboy models. They always seem so plastic-y and overdone.
And I don't think she's a Sharon Stone in training. You're forgetting that Sharon Stone is a batshit crazy cunt who will spread her legs for a disposable kodak.
By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM
she's not playboy material. her tits aren't big enough.
By Anonymous, on 11:41 AM
She's still got a great ass!
By Edweirdo, on 12:13 PM
three quarters of the girls in Playboy are so-so in the face department, and their bodies are plastic.......Alba is gorgeous.
By Anonymous, on 12:16 PM
If you want to see body, go look at Catherine Zeta Jones down there. That is a gorgeous body. This is a little overrated girl with no acting chops to speak of. That picture of her on the cover of Playboy was from a poster of that terrible movie, Into the Blue and she told the press they photshopped her boobs to look bigger in those posters. Catherine ZJ is classic beauty and has the curves of a real woman, and she's a very talented actress.
By maria, on 12:17 PM
A friend of mine and a VERY reliable source close to Alba said she has implants. Alba only got small ones, but she didn't want to make it really obvious. She was really flat chested, but had kind of a big ass for her short body and flat chest, so she got implants to balance it out. It always makes me laugh when people say she's perfect, because she's not. Nobody is.
By Anonymous, on 12:20 PM
9 in the looks department. Everytime she speaks, that number goes down. Currently a 7.5 overall. Talentless. She will be soon forgotten. Then comes the nude scene, lesbian kiss or porno flick.
By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
she is wholly unremarkable.
By Anonymous, on 12:56 PM
Oh no! whoever said that about her having implants... I pity you.
Ms. Alba's lawyers will contact you shortly to inform you that legal action will be taken against you given your derogatory, offensive comments about her client which might jeopardize her new (early Oscar buzz included!)role,opposite John Malkovich in the remake of Annie Hall.
By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM
Thanks Maria! Check's in the mail, babe!
By Catherine Zeta-Jones, on 1:20 PM
People who think this girl is so cut above the rest hot must not get out very often. Once you all step away from Dungeons and Dragons and online porn long enough to go out and socialize with real human girls you'll realize there are way hotter chicks than Alba all over the place. She's, hot, I'd hit it, but I see way hotter chicks every day in my city.
By dave, on 1:26 PM
She is beautiful and you know it!
Yeah, give her crap for realying on looks for parts.Then when she tries to do more serious roles and do other types of roles, you give her crap again.She was trying not to tarish her image by being in Playboy, because face it, if she is on the cover, producers will not consider her for a serious role.She trying to play down her sexy image so she can get those type of roles.
By Malkavian, on 1:35 PM
malkavian, are you writing in English?
By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
I just want to fuck her. She got face, ass, and handful tits. What guy doesn't want her??? The best part is she date normal guys not just celeb guys. That a total win-win situation. Don't jock the Alba. Shame on you catty bitches. See you in NYC Jess. My pug says hello to your pug.
By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
She's got her boyfriend's first name on her shirt--how grade school. Her acting ability is somewhere between Cindy Crawford & Shannon Elizabeth's. LOL
By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM
She does have implants. DIdn't you folks see that pic of her on the beach laying back? Even small real titties flatten out somewhat in that situation.
By a real boob, on 2:25 PM
I'm sorry but she another over hyped actress like Eva Longoria. I think they are both cute, but when I think of gorgeous celebrities, the ones that come to mind are Grace Kelly, Eva Gardner, Elizabeth Taylor (young).
Those were truly classy, elegant, beautiful ladies. I don't see this in Hollywood these day, no one even coms close.
Reese Witherspoon is classy but not as beautiful, but all these other actress are ALL the same and boring. They all dress the same, act the same...blah blah blah....and very BORING!
By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM
I cant believe how you all fall for this time and time again. This is all just a HUGE publicity stunt.
Playboy and her agent probably got together to promote each other. DUH!!! Same dumb old tricks used by celebrites time and time again and us peasants think its all true when its just a big old scam so they can be in the limelight and have us talk about them, just like we are doing now. oy vey....
By Anonymous, on 2:40 PM
Shut your mouth, and spread your legs.
By Nathan, on 3:08 PM
"she's not playboy material. her tits aren't big enough."
And that, my anonymous friend, is what the "she ain't that hot" crowd (and yes, Todd, that does include you - don't think I didn't see that thing about Charisma Carpenter the other day) are probably really complaining about. Don't you just hate size queens? (And we went through all this whining when Dark Angel was on TV, as I recall. Wasn't she supposed to never be heard from again when that show ended? Or after Honey?)
By Cindylover1969, on 12:07 AM
three quarters of the girls in Playboy are so-so in the face department, and their bodies are plastic.......Alba is gorgeous.
YESSS!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM
Seriously.
She is gorgeous. And it annoys my how you say the fake blonde whores at playboy are better than her?!?! She's my 2nd favoprite girl crush, next to Jolie of course.
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By Anonymous, on 2:16 PM
Jessica Alba is a fake blonde half the time!
Duh!
And it's not even a pretty blonde. It's an ugly orange Latina wishes she was blonde blonde. Yuck.
By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM
I guarantee most of the people who defend Alba and try to build her up as some mega super hottie are Hispanic girls and black guys. Hispanic girls are always jealous of the blue eyed blondes, so they want a Latin girl to be popular instead, and everyone knows black guys have a thing for Latin girls (and Asian girls).
By Anonymous, on 2:23 PM
^ wow. I didnt realize hispanic girls and black guys wrote so many magazines, cast so many movies and posted 98% of posts about jessica alba on the internet. good call though...are you a sociology major?
I'd love to continue this great discussion, but I'm gonna be late for the Klan meeting! later, anon 2:23!
By Anonymous, on 7:21 PM
^ You're either a minority or a self righteous white multiculturalist. Stating facts that may piss you off does not make them any less factual, you any less ignorant, or me any closer to wearing stupid costumes. Sometimes the truth hurts.
By Anonymous, on 11:18 PM
^ I'm white and I dont know what being a "multiculturalist" even means in your opinion. can you put out your "facts" for me? do you have some kind of poll you conducted asking hispanic girls about their self esteem? do you have some black-hispanic-asian dating statistics? I'd *love* to see them.
By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
seriously. tell me facts this time, not opinions. it is a FACT that black guys and hispanic women are not producing many movies or writing that many FHM type magazines. you obviously dont like facts since instead of backing up your point, you just "accussed" me of being a minority when Im a white, middle classed and raised in a Republican family.
By Anonymous, on 2:14 PM
she's wearing a shirt that says CASH!!!!! cute. i don't care. i think she's beautiful. best body ever. definitely classier than those playboy sluts.
By Anonymous, on 11:17 PM
Whatever she looks like she still can't act. LOL
By Anonymous, on 4:26 PM
I think she used to have nice body up until she lost the weight for season 2 of DA. After that nothing but skin and bones. I can't believe she actually was cast in Sin City where 'that' role required nudity. I would have cast her butt out asap. The audacity of this women, just because she had one modest hit (before sin city) in Honey she thinks she's an A-list actress. She hasn't done anything acting wise where producers/directors can say I need her for my movie, and she wonders why Natalie Portman gets better roles. I'll tell you jessica, Portman: Talented, Jessica Abla: Talentless.
By Anonymous, on 10:01 AM
she's still a dumb ho!
By Anonymous, on 3:03 PM
Jessica Alba is a godess!!!
By Anonymous, on 5:08 AM
JESSICA ALBA is a GODESS,so f..k off!!!
By Anonymous, on 5:10 AM
All I can say is that when I was doing her - doggystyle mind you, her tits were jiggling like real ones - so there!
By Anonymous, on 7:48 PM
Jessica Alba is definitely one of the most gorgeous celebrities in my eyes.
No one mentions Giselle Bundchen anymore. She's not a celebrity but a top model, and therefore can probably beat Alba's cuteness any time.
By Anonymous, on 10:49 PM
I'm not going to call Jessica Alba overrated or say that she's not attractive,but I could
name several Women that I personaly think have more Natural Beayty and Sex Appeal.
1.Salma Hayek
a little older now but still looks Hot
2.
J-LO Yeah people talk isht about her and some of the crappy movies she's been in but I'd take her any day of the week over Alba.
http://www.superiorpics.com/jennifer_lopez/pictures/LopezJenniferJS366058092_picture.html
3.Alyssa Milano I've had a thing for her since the start of her Career on Who's The Boss.
I didn't like the Boob job,she really didn't need it but whatever.
4.Cristina Scabbia I'm sure alot of people have never heard of her,but she is a singer.
She has more natural beauty and sex appeal than Alba,IMO.
5. Christina Milian Another lady that I'd take over Alba.
6.Tatyana Ali Yeah she's grown up alot since her days on Fresh Prince.
7.Jamie Lynn DiScala Plays Meadow on the Sopranos.
8.Vida Guerra Great Body and a beautiful face.
9. Denise Richards yeah still Hot as hell.
10.Scarlett Johanson Classic Blonde Bombshell.
Thats just 10 ladies off the top of my head.If I had to I could come up with a bunch more.
If I had to rate Jessica Alba on my own top 100 list of Hottest Women I'd say she'd be somewhere bewtween 50 and 100.No offense to her,just putting in my two cents on this subject.I know I'm in the minority,but personaly I don't give a isht.
By JoeNHRE, on 3:47 AM
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