oh good lord, i hope that poor gilr is ok. i hope she was able to scream if she hurt. i hope to god she does not get post partum, bc it would be a billion times worse while with that idiot. ugh. most births are a happy occasion. this is just so so sad. and sick.
you just know brooke shield's baby and tomkat's baby are destined to meet, fall in love, then kill themselves because they can't marry due to their fueding houses. oh wait. that's romeo and juliet. same thing.
I heard the surrogate mother was in labour all day yesterday whilst Katie shopped for shoes. I hope the birth mother made alot of money selling her baby to these freaks.
Suri Cruise? Isn't that a city in upstate New York? And people keep saying that Tom has no sense of humor. That's a named destined to be picked on by all the other little brain-washed children of Xenu in her playgroups.
I cannot get over the incredible irony of both Cruise and Shields having a baby on the same day. I can't. I CANNOT. I am trying but failing. CAN'T BE DONE. You KNOW Shields is just praying beyond belief for Holmes to get hit with a massive wave of post-partum. And Shields would be well within her rights to feel that way. Of ALL the pregnant women in L.A....Of ALLLLLLLL the days...Cruise and Shields on the Same Day??? HELP!!! MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE FROM THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
omg, you all are soo funny! I love Suri-gate! That is purr-fect! I am just waiting to hear that Brangelina had their baby too .. imagine the threesome stories later on!
skillz, you are so right on about the antichrist and return of god observation. I too, can't wait for Katie to experience postpartum depression. Best of luck to her.
Personally, I don't think she was even pregnant. She had one of those fake pregnancy bellies (like the one Jolie wore in the movie with Ethan Hawke). I think it's a ploy to feed Tom Cruise's ego and belief that he's greater and smarter than the rest of the world. So great that he can supposedly trick the world into thinking he's not gay and can reproduce. Nice try.
"I want to ride in the spaceship Daddy" Tom replies " Suri you jest!!" God, I'm funny.
I think the world is now over. Alien babies are alive among us. ***THIS IS A WARING*** Run for you lives. Fuck every beautiful girl you lay your eye upon..AHAHHH
Do you remember the Tv Show "V"?? I think that Suri is a evil reptile alien with human skin over it and she eats mice. Tom eats tummy cords, Katie brainwashed and were all going to follow... Ron Hubbard was right were all gonna DIE!!
Tom was in War of the Words...now its a mission impossible to stop his evil cult baby!!
you know how most of the celebrity moms wore shirts that showed a bit, and sometimes more, of their pregnant bellies. Katie never did that...Im just saying....FAKE BABY!
I'm starting to think it's fake too. There were times when the shape of her tummy just didn't look right. And the obviously odd coincidence that this baby be born on the same day as his adversary's baby. Not to mention his erratic public behavior. Just too many things point into the direction that it is a hoax. But hey I could be wrong.
Are you aware of hard it is to find third world orphans that are as big as a basketball. They did the best they could with what they had. Give Katie a break people, for the last few months she has had to carry all that sporting equimpent around in her pants. And than she had that long wait while the Scientology freaks brought the baby over from the orphanage. It couldn't be easy for her, lucky for her Tom is going to up her mind numbing drugs to help her cope.
not a single paparazzi noticed that a bunch of SUVs came out of cruise's home and not a single paparazzi followed them to the hospital? and now katie's out and back in to cruise prison? i smell something fake... errr... fishy.
It's so funny how everyone had all these theories about what was going to happen with a silent birth and having the baby on a boat, and look, the baby was born in a hospital like most babies and when he finally commented on the silent birth, it didn't sound so crazy. Everything should be as calm as possible for both the baby and mother.
1st month: Can see things about 10 inches away 2nd month: Can see into its past life as a Roman Emperor shopping on Planet Kroger in Galaxy Theta 3rd month: Smiles at faces 4th month: Begins recruiting new members ... 10th month: Begins talking 11th month: Begins telling others how they should live their lives 12th month: Begins walking 13th month: Begins jumping on couches
I like the name Suri, but I thought Sarai meant princess in Hebrew. Anyway, in the Old Testament, there is a Sarai. I think later she became Sarah. Never heard of a Suri.
"It's so funny how everyone had all these theories about what was going to happen with a silent birth and having the baby on a boat, and look, the baby was born in a hospital like most babies and when he finally commented on the silent birth, it didn't sound so crazy. Everything should be as calm as possible for both the baby and mother."
"Just too many things point into the direction that it is a hoax. But hey I could be wrong."
after thinking about it... naw, it's real. no way they'd lie about something that big. and katie's belly only looked ridiculous one day out of many days. yes, she was huge... but she's also short and skinny. the weight shows more on some mothers. we will have proof as soon as we see the baby pics!
? Katie isn't short, she's like 5'9", which is fairly tall for a woman. And her stomach went up, down, up, for the entire 15 months she was pregnant. ;)
Good, does her finally giving birth mean we can focus on Britney Spears' weight again. I love reading everyones comments about it. And well TomKat/Kitten whatever the heck, one word. Eww.
Interesting that his movie is coming out in 2 weeks, and that all the publicity and press for it is now happening.... You know it's planned when they have a press conference for the movie the day after the switch...I mean birth
62 Comments:
Whaddaya know.
Did they get the baby from a Persian country?
What are they going to do with the basketball?
By Anonymous, on 4:28 PM
And did he eat the placenta?!
By Anonymous, on 4:32 PM
oh good lord, i hope that poor gilr is ok.
i hope she was able to scream if she hurt.
i hope to god she does not get post partum, bc it would be a billion times worse while with that idiot.
ugh. most births are a happy occasion. this is just so so sad. and sick.
By Anonymous, on 4:32 PM
i thought they were having a boy...
something bad must have happened to the original "baby" forcing them to come up with a another newborn
By Anonymous, on 4:33 PM
I didn't think alien babies had distinctive sexes.
By Brandy, on 4:38 PM
"To 2006! The year one!"
*gag*
By Anonymous, on 4:43 PM
Lest we all forget...isn't Tom gay?? So is this baby really his or what?
Well, congratulations, I guess!!
By Anonymous, on 4:51 PM
Lest we all forget...isn't Tom gay?? So is this baby really his or what?
Well, congratulations, I guess!!
By Anonymous, on 4:51 PM
Maybe TomKat's baby is the antichrist and Brooke's is the return of God and this is the beginning of the end. Just a thought.
By Skillz, on 4:56 PM
you just know brooke shield's baby and tomkat's baby are destined to meet, fall in love, then kill themselves because they can't marry due to their fueding houses.
oh wait. that's romeo and juliet. same thing.
By Anonymous, on 4:58 PM
hmmmmm....Suri? As in Suri-gate mother for Ron Hubbard's frozen preserved sperm??????
By Anonymous, on 4:59 PM
It's the birth of the anti-Christ
By Anonymous, on 5:01 PM
The press simply misunderstood the child's name. Her name is "Suzi," but Tom was very difficult to understand as a result of a cheek full of placenta.
By Gonzo, on 5:01 PM
I'd love to see a DNA test here
By Anonymous, on 5:07 PM
"as in Surigate mother"- funny!!
I heard the surrogate mother was in labour all day yesterday whilst Katie shopped for shoes. I hope the birth mother made alot of money selling her baby to these freaks.
By Anonymous, on 5:07 PM
Suri Cruise?
And maybe her second name is Tom, like "Princess Michael Katherine"?
By Anonymous, on 5:28 PM
gross and weird
By Anonymous, on 5:31 PM
Suri as in "suri your father is fuck-faced asshole" or "suri your mother is the victim of a bitch-faced cult".
Suri. Suri. Sorry.
By Anonymous, on 5:43 PM
Suri Cruise? Isn't that a city in upstate New York? And people keep saying that Tom has no sense of humor. That's a named destined to be picked on by all the other little brain-washed children of Xenu in her playgroups.
By Anonymous, on 5:46 PM
I think Tom Cruise's baby and Brooke's baby will one day unite and become VOLTRON!
By Brandy, on 6:03 PM
i think he meant to call her syracuse, not suri cruise!!!
By SpiN, on 6:04 PM
i think he meant to call her syracuse not suri cruise!
By SpiN, on 6:05 PM
I cannot get over the incredible irony of both Cruise and Shields having a baby on the same day. I can't. I CANNOT. I am trying but failing. CAN'T BE DONE. You KNOW Shields is just praying beyond belief for Holmes to get hit with a massive wave of post-partum. And Shields would be well within her rights to feel that way. Of ALL the pregnant women in L.A....Of ALLLLLLLL the days...Cruise and Shields on the Same Day??? HELP!!! MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE FROM THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 6:09 PM
omg, you all are soo funny!
I love Suri-gate! That is purr-fect! I am just waiting to hear that Brangelina had their baby too .. imagine the threesome stories later on!
By mama kay, on 7:25 PM
skillz, you are so right on about the antichrist and return of god observation.
I too, can't wait for Katie to experience postpartum depression.
Best of luck to her.
By Anonymous, on 7:31 PM
Robots can't feel emotion.
By Anonymous, on 7:37 PM
Suri also means pickpocket in Japanese. hey should have researched the name a little more.
By Anonymous, on 7:46 PM
Personally, I don't think she was even pregnant. She had one of those fake pregnancy bellies (like the one Jolie wore in the movie with Ethan Hawke). I think it's a ploy to feed Tom Cruise's ego and belief that he's greater and smarter than the rest of the world. So great that he can supposedly trick the world into thinking he's not gay and can reproduce. Nice try.
By Anonymous, on 7:58 PM
"I want to ride in the spaceship Daddy" Tom replies " Suri you jest!!" God, I'm funny.
I think the world is now over. Alien babies are alive among us. ***THIS IS A WARING*** Run for you lives. Fuck every beautiful girl you lay your eye upon..AHAHHH
Do you remember the Tv Show "V"?? I think that Suri is a evil reptile alien with human skin over it and she eats mice. Tom eats tummy cords, Katie brainwashed and were all going to follow... Ron Hubbard was right were all gonna DIE!!
Tom was in War of the Words...now its a mission impossible to stop his evil cult baby!!
God I love head from sluts and being high...
The droogle king know..
By Anonymous, on 8:12 PM
Joe Rogan should have Tom on Fear Factor eating Suri belly cord for charity...all the proceeds should go to Scientology.
I think I'm in celeb hell. God I need a new Entourage.
By Anonymous, on 8:15 PM
Quick, someone check that baby's head for 666!!!
By jeditemple, on 8:42 PM
Suri Cruise? Isn't that a city in upstate New York?
BRILLIANT COMMENTER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
In all reality, their mail-order baby just arrived today. That's all. Lucky Katie to be able to take the inflated beach ball out of her pants now.
By Roonie, on 10:40 PM
Suri is a pretty name.
By santori, on 4:43 AM
I bet the placenta taste liket rocketship fuel
By Brandy, on 4:46 AM
What if they got tomkats and Brooke Sheilds babys mixed up....
By hot stud, on 5:54 AM
There is no such word as "Suri" in Persian (which is, more accurately, Farsi). Tom Cruise is talking out his ass... who woulda thunk it?
By Anna, on 6:44 AM
I was going to name my son Tom Cruise Sucks Big Time but my partner thought I was kidding.
By My float, on 6:50 AM
And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour.
And on this day, the 18th of April in the year AD2006, the forces of hell were set loose, and mankind had seen its last day.
- REV 8:1, adapted.
By sam991, on 7:23 AM
I've seen more real love between chimps.
By Anonymous, on 8:08 AM
Does anyone have word on how many tentacles the baby has? And how many stitches Katie needed after it erupted from her chest?
By Jude C, on 8:30 AM
you know how most of the celebrity moms wore shirts that showed a bit, and sometimes more, of their pregnant bellies. Katie never did that...Im just saying....FAKE BABY!
By Anonymous, on 8:40 AM
I hate to spread panic, but it may be a good time to start praying to Xenu. Just in case!!
By Random Nut Job Says..., on 8:44 AM
I do think it is really weird that Brooke and Tom's baby now share a birthday. Very strange.
Suri sucks, by the way. I'd rather be called Moses.
By Anonymous, on 8:46 AM
7 lbs? That's it?! I figured the baby would be at LEAST 10 pounds. She was HUGE.
By Anonymous, on 8:58 AM
Suri sounds like something someone from Alabama would should out.... "Suuuuuuuuuuuuriiiiiiiiiiii!!!"
By Apocalyptica, on 9:08 AM
"Does anyone have word on how many tentacles the baby has? And how many stitches Katie needed after it erupted from her chest?"
classic!
By Anonymous, on 9:14 AM
Re: fake baby
I'm starting to think it's fake too. There were times when the shape of her tummy just didn't look right. And the obviously odd coincidence that this baby be born on the same day as his adversary's baby. Not to mention his erratic public behavior. Just too many things point into the direction that it is a hoax. But hey I could be wrong.
By Brandy, on 9:15 AM
anon 8:58
Are you aware of hard it is to find third world orphans that are as big as a basketball. They did the best they could with what they had. Give Katie a break people, for the last few months she has had to carry all that sporting equimpent around in her pants. And than she had that long wait while the Scientology freaks brought the baby over from the orphanage. It couldn't be easy for her, lucky for her Tom is going to up her mind numbing drugs to help her cope.
By Anonymous, on 9:21 AM
It'll be interesting to see how long he keeps the disposable baby machine, now that he has his baby.
You know Tom will be happy to end the facade, where he had to "kiss that icky girl" in public.
By jeditemple, on 10:25 AM
I really hope Connor and Isabella do an expose on their father. That would be so 'fetch'
By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM
not a single paparazzi noticed that a bunch of SUVs came out of cruise's home and not a single paparazzi followed them to the hospital? and now katie's out and back in to cruise prison? i smell something fake... errr... fishy.
By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM
It's so funny how everyone had all these theories about what was going to happen with a silent birth and having the baby on a boat, and look, the baby was born in a hospital like most babies and when he finally commented on the silent birth, it didn't sound so crazy. Everything should be as calm as possible for both the baby and mother.
By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
Will Suri follow the...
DEVELOPMENT TIMELINE FOR SCIENTOLOGY BABIES
1st month: Can see things about 10 inches away
2nd month: Can see into its past life as a Roman Emperor shopping on Planet Kroger in Galaxy Theta
3rd month: Smiles at faces
4th month: Begins recruiting new members
...
10th month: Begins talking
11th month: Begins telling others how they should live their lives
12th month: Begins walking
13th month: Begins jumping on couches
By Twisted Humor, on 11:03 AM
I like the name Suri, but I thought Sarai meant princess in Hebrew. Anyway, in the Old Testament, there is a Sarai. I think later she became Sarah.
Never heard of a Suri.
By Anonymous, on 11:40 AM
Is it pronounced sewer-y?
I think it's kind of ugly, but probably one of the kinder results of doing the jumble with their surname.
By Loob, on 11:47 AM
Ohhhh dear God. That is all I have to say.
By Blonde Vigilante, on 11:54 AM
"It's so funny how everyone had all these theories about what was going to happen with a silent birth and having the baby on a boat, and look, the baby was born in a hospital like most babies and when he finally commented on the silent birth, it didn't sound so crazy. Everything should be as calm as possible for both the baby and mother."
Watch out! Scientologist Alert!!! Whoooop! Whoooop! Whoooop!!!
By jeditemple, on 8:19 PM
They named the kid "Suri"? They may as well have named her "Fist Magnet".
"Suri about that, Chief":..
By Another_Sean, on 11:01 PM
"Just too many things point into the direction that it is a hoax. But hey I could be wrong."
after thinking about it... naw, it's real. no way they'd lie about something that big. and katie's belly only looked ridiculous one day out of many days. yes, she was huge... but she's also short and skinny. the weight shows more on some mothers. we will have proof as soon as we see the baby pics!
By Anonymous, on 11:12 PM
? Katie isn't short, she's like 5'9", which is fairly tall for a woman.
And her stomach went up, down, up, for the entire 15 months she was pregnant. ;)
By Loob, on 9:20 AM
Good, does her finally giving birth mean we can focus on Britney Spears' weight again. I love reading everyones comments about it. And well TomKat/Kitten whatever the heck, one word. Eww.
By Danielle, on 9:23 AM
Interesting that his movie is coming out in 2 weeks, and that all the publicity and press for it is now happening....
You know it's planned when they have a press conference for the movie the day after the switch...I mean birth
By Anonymous, on 10:27 AM
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