Lindsay Lohan Classes Up the Kid's Choice Awards

101 Comments:

  • HAHAHAHA love me some lindsay lohan

    By Paris Hilton, on 8:46 PM  

  • very wrong

    it's a kids' show, wear some panties

    By Anonymous, on 8:58 PM  

  • yeah...

    im shocked...

    By Lindsay Lohans crackpipe, on 9:25 PM  

  • Somebody better burn that seat...

    By Anonymous, on 9:31 PM  

  • Im happy becuase I didn't see her cooter.

    By Anonymous, on 9:31 PM  

  • BWAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA!!!!!

    Bwa ha ha ha. Ha.

    Bwa.

    Oh, man that's good stuff. I can just imagine some of the conversations taking place in the Chrysler Caravans on the way home.

    By Gonzo, on 9:34 PM  

  • Looking at the pics not of her ass, damn her skin is fucked up. It's all dry and gross looking.

    By Anonymous, on 12:10 AM  

  • omg the picture in the middle is hilerious!!! it looks like she was bending down for the kids behind her to see her pussy!!!

    By Caelus, on 12:51 AM  

  • I'm sure before... guys would've came all in their pants at the thought of seeing Lohan's ass... now.... just ugh.

    And with all those kids around no less. I mean damn.. it's not like that dress was skin tight and would've shown a panty line or something. Bitch could've worn some GD underwear.

    She needs to disappear so bad already.
    I'm so tired of seeing her dumb ass.

    By Anonymous, on 1:08 AM  

  • SO WHAT? What is so abnormal for kids to see naked women legs and pussy? It is very normal because they need to know how a woman looks.

    By Anastacia, on 1:14 AM  

  • anastacia, you're right. Every children's awards show should be just like a gynecological exam.

    By u r tard, on 1:35 AM  

  • Her butt looks saggy and pale like a little old man escaping from the hospital in a patient gown. Not what I expected.

    By Anonymous, on 1:43 AM  

  • i would fuck that freckled pussy, i don't give a fuck. i'm a gold digger. and i loved freckled pussy. ye.

    By ye., on 2:07 AM  

  • Have none of you heard of thongs? Seriously?

    By Anonymous, on 2:17 AM  

  • How can everyone be sure there is no thong in the pciture? NONE of the pictures reveal a part of the body that a thong would cover.

    Have any of you ever SEEN a naked woman, or a woman wearing a thong before? Honestly now.

    By Anonymous, on 2:19 AM  

  • Wow Even her eyes are freckled!

    By Anonymous, on 3:10 AM  

  • I've never seen the appeal. She is and has always been a hideously unattractive female. I don't follow celebrities much, in fact I'm downright sheltered (voluntarily, although this site is helping me dip my toe into the Hell that is Hollywood), but when I was first shown a picture of this girl by a drooling buddy, I was absolutely floored to hear that she has admirers and is in fact adored by men.

    The lack of taste in this country is downright embarrassing. Americans have become blatantly tacky and ignorant. We have never been so shamelessly herdlike. If some loser manages to attract even a single admirer, the entire nation thrusts themselves into the fanclub for fear they will be last on board. Nevermind if the talentless nobodys they are fawning over would be fortunate to serve me fries and a coke.

    There's a young single mom down the road from me who makes LL look like a complete gutter slut, and this girl will likely never amount to a damned thing. Every time I see her I nearly have a coronary and if the nation saw her they would gladly beat Britney and Lindsay to death with their designer pumps for the priviledge of worshipping her, yet if she claws her way above the poverty line it will be a miracle. So why is Lindsay Lohan reeking of money? Is there some talent there which I missed?

    In short, I fucking hate celebrities. The ones without talent anyway. Oh and beauty is not a talent. Hmmm, maybe that's why I like this site...

    By Anonymous, on 3:46 AM  

  • didn't she used to be hot? like 2 years ago? amazing what the partylife can do to a girl...

    By Anonymous, on 4:02 AM  

  • you know you have a lot of freckles when you even have one ON YOUR LIP

    By Anonymous, on 4:13 AM  

  • Good Lord she looks like a (terribly made) wax figure in those close-up photos of her face!

    Modern-day high resolution, digital photography is not kind to people.

    By Anonymous, on 4:42 AM  

  • yo everyone needs to get a fucking life. leave the girl alone man. thats what happends when you got rich and fame people get jelous and hate

    By Anonymous, on 4:54 AM  

  • panties or no panties that dress is horrid!

    By Anonymous, on 5:54 AM  

  • Some people leave the house with that niggling sense of forgetting to turn the oven off. Others?

    (...)

    By Nola, on 6:30 AM  

  • Holy crap, she looks like my suede Coach bag.

    By scamps, on 6:56 AM  

  • I literally threw up on the floor looking at this stupid doofus with her longevity maneuvers to keep her funny freckled ass in papers and the spotlight.YUCK!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 7:26 AM  

  • I understand keeping your fan-base, publicity, her having a movie up for an award, and the blabbidy blah-blah, but I thought she was wanting to avoid the "teen queen" monicker? Even though she maintained her norm and still looks like she's coked up or high in those pics, I would figure she'd want to start avoiding scenes like this. Why fight it when you can get paid, I guess. Doesn't seem like the type to do things for an artistic merit.

    By Anonymous, on 7:37 AM  

  • I don't care if she's wearing a fucking thong. It's the same as not wearing panties when she knew she was going to be walking ABOVE a crowd of people, and bending over in their faces. She's classes and overrated.

    By Anonymous, on 7:55 AM  

  • someone above commented on how dry and gross her skin is... constant consumption of alcohol and coke will do that to ya ;-) combined with daily 2 hour dose of UV from a tanning bed.
    Come on, she's a freckled red-head. How the hell else can someone with those genetics get a tan like THAT?
    I'm from the Mediterranean region and her skin is DARKER than mine thanks to fake-n-toast.
    oh miss hohan! sometimes I have trouble distinguishing between you and that other imbecile -- tara reid.

    By Anonymous, on 8:14 AM  

  • Wake up people, she has never been attractive! Most women in Hollywood are hags. Idiot high school dropout hags. So, not only are they ugly, but not even fun to talk to. Whoopeeee!

    By Anonymous, on 8:37 AM  

  • don't you think it's possible that she's wearing a thong????

    By Jon, on 8:54 AM  

  • I agree with 7:55 am. You don't wear that shit WITH OR WITHOUT A THONG when you know you're going to be running around ABOVE PEOPLE. Wear some briefs, or here's an idea - SOME PANTS instead of a dress. God, she's a stupid whore.

    By Anonymous, on 8:57 AM  

  • I really cannot stand this girl and I don't even know her. Go away Lindsay!

    By Anonymous, on 9:03 AM  

  • I feel that I just walked out of a butcher looking at a display of aged veal.....

    By Anonymous, on 9:15 AM  

  • Dear Anon 4:54,

    yo go back to school and learned how to capitalize enunciate and spell man. think its you who needs to get a life cause this is what happends when you dont finish gred school.

    Please, nobody defend this woman. Thong or not, it's crass and classless to go to a function where there are going to be kids without wearing proper undergarments. And that includes a bra, even though she really doesn't have anything to put in one. Off the shoulder dresses are for cocktail parties, not kids' award shows.

    And speaking of the dress in question, it looks like she's wearing a bastardization of the drapes my parents had in their living room in the seventies. My Mom threw them out twenty years ago. I wonder if Hohan's been picking through the garbage?

    By Vigilante, on 9:29 AM  

  • I saw(DVR)the part when she went up to accept the award it was live. I saw nothing.

    By Anonymous, on 9:32 AM  

  • she needs her eyebrows waxed. ewwww

    By Anonymous, on 9:47 AM  

  • i'd hit it. (and by that i mean i'd punch my fist through that hideous mug.)

    By Anonymous, on 10:13 AM  

  • Vigilante, I'm going to assume the spelling and grammar errors in the first paragraph are tongue in cheek. However, enunciation is a characteristic of spoken language, not written language. It's synonymous with pronunciation.

    Anyway, on topic, Lohan is obviously of the school of thought that even bad press is good press. I'm sure some 16 year old out there is still spanking it to her as we discuss this leathery Ginger kid here.

    By Anonymous, on 10:27 AM  

  • I'm so sick for fucking hollywood right now. Its not even funny. What happened to the days of great actors now there all dead or about to die...and replaced with what dump asses?? What happend to having some class and showing class. Are we a nation of porno or what? Fuck. Everything is so tasteless...its fucked up..Every movie is a remake, every actor/actress is so bad its not even funny. Their are a few acceptions but I do mean a few...

    Jenny, I think your wrong about Harrison Ford. I know he old and shit but society has changed. Here we have a great actor freaking cause he can't even bang his girl with out the peeps on interent talking about it. We are a nation of dirt. We like to know everything about everybody cause its an escape from ourseleves...I do it. I'm reading this shit now cause I think your site is funny. But there needs to be some changes...

    Hollywood is fucked right now...

    By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM  

  • She's hot enought for me. I'd fucker in front of all those 8 year olds ;-)

    By Anonymous, on 10:37 AM  

  • Pale cheetah.

    I can't seem to forget that line.

    By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM  

  • what are people smokin that are in this blog??? anyone who says she isn't hot is jealous or blind. us americans are so uptight about skin it's ridiculous. go to South Beach Miami, like I just did, and tell me skin isn't good. Hey now!

    By hot_for_lohan, on 11:03 AM  

  • Maybe she's just wearing a thong....

    By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM  

  • I expect her to flash her cooch at a bunch of pre-pubescent children, on a pre-pubescent television network; in this world, you can always depend on the predictability of certain people.

    What I don't expect is for Lohan to still try wearing makeup. Here is clearly a woman with too much time on her hands, because putting makeup on Lindsay Lohan is like skywriting at night. Fuckin' pointless.

    If she really wanted to do something to pretty herself up a bit, she should spend her makeup budget on a worthwhile endeavor: research into the possibility of having her body permanently Photoshopped. Maybe they can even figure out how to make her ass not look like a nutsack.

    By Villano, on 11:15 AM  

  • These pictures are great. I can sit for hours now and play connect the dots.

    By My favorite Dalmation, on 11:20 AM  

  • Yah, the enunciation part was tongue in cheek too. I was going for something our "Yo, man" guy was going to have to look up in a dictionary. Or ask his Mommy about. It was funny to me.

    And yes, Marlena, I do realize I'm looking a bit hypocritical ragging on LL with that pic in my profile. I haven't left, I'm just ignoring you. So piss off already.

    By Vigilante, on 11:42 AM  

  • from what i can see on the picture lohan's ass looks flabby and ew, but it's not her, any ass in an outfit like that is unpretty. girls, wearing nothing or a thong unter a short skirt when it's possible to be exposed will make it look like lohan's. let that be a warning. not sexy, certainly not classy.

    By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM  

  • Anonymous who said " get a f.life! leave Lindsay alone, you all are just jealous and haters etc"
    haters/jealous of what exactly? Yeah I'm SO JEALOUS of her! I want to be bony and pale, get in a car crash every other month and have my business out there! RIGHT THAT'S JUST WHAT I WANT! So what if people don't like her and have things to say about her? GET OVER IT! Not everyone that dislikes "CELEBRITIES" are JEALOUS of them! I don't like her because there's nothing there for me to like but not because she's RICH/FAMOUS!I'm jealous of NO ONE!! not jessica simpson not britney spears, paris hilton etc. and no I DON'T dislike every star out there!Why don't I like any of them? Because I like the intelligent, selfless, independent AND classy celebrities! I do like :ANGELINA JOLIE ( say whatever you want of her I don't care) AMY SMART and JENNIFER ANISTON, JESSICA ALBA, FERGIE and CHARLIZE THERON,REESE W. ALL who have those above qualities! Oh wait they are RICH/FAMOUS too so I must be jealous of them!

    By carla, on 12:06 PM  

  • hot_for_lohan said...

    what are people smokin that are in this blog??? anyone who says she isn't hot is jealous or blind. us americans are so uptight about skin it's ridiculous. go to South Beach Miami, like I just did, and tell me skin isn't good. Hey now!

    April 03, 2006 11:03 AM

    her skin is hot. her face and body are fug. god bless the USA

    By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM  

  • my favorite dalmation

    *golf clap*

    Well played.

    By Gonzo, on 12:47 PM  

  • WTF? I was wearing a g-string.

    By Lindsey, on 12:55 PM  

  • Why Does everyone talk so much shit ,act so tough but never leave a e-mail address?

    By vinnie069@hotmail.com, on 1:49 PM  

  • Lindsey's still a hottie.

    By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM  

  • Yeah, and Jennifer Anniston could totally kick the crap out of Angelina Jolie. Please email me if you think I am wrong, or if I am right.

    By vinnie069@hotmail.com, on 2:01 PM  

  • That cheeky little tart is a class act, ain't she?

    By Agent Orange, on 2:06 PM  

  • This is America people, if clebs want to walk around with no underwear then let them!

    By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM  

  • Lindsey said...
    WTF? I was wearing a g-string.

    ---
    Lindsay... if you're gonna try and redeem yourself... try spelling your name right first.

    By Cage, on 2:49 PM  

  • Yeah...I'm jealous of Lindsay...I am just a hater...

    By Yo Momma, on 3:31 PM  

  • What is up with that goofy bandaid on her finger? Ever heard of flesh-toned, or liquid bandaid?

    By Anonymous, on 4:58 PM  

  • "Anastacia said...
    SO WHAT? What is so abnormal for kids to see naked women legs and pussy? It is very normal because they need to know how a woman looks."

    At the discretion of their PARENTS, not Lindsay's Lohan's poor fashion sense.

    By Rowan, on 5:51 PM  

  • "Anastacia said...
    SO WHAT? What is so abnormal for kids to see naked women legs and pussy? It is very normal because they need to know how a woman looks."

    I think someone was shown a little too much pussy and ass when she was a kid!

    By Anonymous, on 6:44 PM  

  • thatt bitch is strait nasty

    By Anonymous, on 7:36 PM  

  • you know you'd all still fuck her, i would

    By Anonymous, on 11:08 PM  

  • Gimme some o' that freckled pussy. Mmmmmmmm.

    By Anonymous, on 11:52 PM  

  • carla said...
    'I like the intelligent, selfless, independent AND classy celebrities! I do like :ANGELINA JOLIE ( say whatever you want of her I don't care) AMY SMART and JENNIFER ANISTON, JESSICA ALBA, FERGIE and CHARLIZE THERON,REESE W. ALL who have those above qualities!'

    Angelina Jolie is a dirty partner stealing whore. That's real selfless & classy. Amy Smart: who?? And as for Fergie (assuming you're talking about that thing from the Black Eyed Peas), a drugged up bitch who pisses herself in the middle of a concert is real classy. If you're going to make an argument, make sure all of your examples actually fit into that argument.

    By Anonymous, on 1:42 AM  

  • It is an inappropriate place and time to be 'sexing up' the crowd.
    Here's hoping it won't happen again and that perhaps it was an 'accident'.
    On a different note: I feel bad for LL because she seems so totally lost and out of control now.
    Here's hoping she finds the strength to pull herself together.

    By Anonymous, on 10:00 AM  

  • You missed my "argument" ..........
    My "argument" WAS/IS: "Just because people don't like certain celebrities and have a few things to say about them DOES NOT mean they are jealous/hating".Like I SAID I'M JEALOUS OF NO ONE I HAVE MY "OPINIONS". I also said "I DO like.." meaning I (ME)
    AJ DID NOT HOLD A GUN TO ANY OF HER "ADMIRERS" TO LEAVE THEIR GIRLFRIENDS/WIFES FOR HER. AJ is forever only going to be know as a man stealer? It means nothing that she adopted Maddox on her own even when Billy Bob left her and such? And then the baby girl?It means nothing when she said she would adopt more kids because there are so many unadopted kids out there? And means nothing that the $$ she got for her 1st "baby bump" pics she gave to the WYCLEF JEAN foundation/charity? Need I go on? To me that's selfless. The whole Brad/Jen/AJ happens in every day real life! Get over it!What if it was vice versa? meaning: Brad left AJ for Jen.. Will you be saying junk about Jen then too? NEXT: Amy Smart was on "ROAD TRIP" "BUTTERFLY EFFECT" "JUST FRIENDS" I read a great interview about her wish I could remember what mag! THIRD: Fergie I didn't know about that. does she piss on every concert? people get messed up in concert all the time o well!!how do you know she a druggie?she looks healthy to me.My examples are EXACTLY this: MY EXAMPLES they are not for everyone!I'm not telling you who to like or calling you jealous/hater. I like who I like and dislike who I dislike. I'm not going to bash on anyone who disagrees with my choices. You like LOHAN good for you! You have your reasons for liking her and I have mine for liking AJ!

    By carla, on 10:47 AM  

  • Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay!! What would us, your adoring public do without you and your daily moments in the spotlight!! What a role model for those kids you are!! But really now, can anyone name what great ACTING role(s) you are known for? Hmmm... I've got it!! You NEED to land the upcoming lead for WONDER WOMAN!!!! After all, you ARE that wonder girl!!!

    By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM  

  • your dirty paris

    By Anonymous, on 11:11 AM  

  • I hope she puts a towel down before she sits on anything.

    By Anonymous, on 12:43 PM  

  • It is a waste what people do for FAME *(cough) Lisdany Lohan. she is such a MEDIA WHORE. I can 't stand her.

    By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM  

  • fucking stupid bitch <(-_-<)

    By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM  

  • stupid fucking bitch

    By mac irvine, on 2:51 PM  

  • lindsay lohans a fucking stupid whore i HATE HER SO MUCH / i wish she would just go kill herself

    By mac irvine, on 2:54 PM  

  • Poor La Lohan - can't even afford panties:)

    By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM  

  • Nice little white ass i would fuck that

    By Anonymous, on 11:08 PM  

  • Hey guys I was there, her pussy has red hair and had a crack pipe sticking out of it

    By Anonymous, on 7:26 AM  

  • her pussy smokes crack pipes.what a surprise.i wonder when shes going to get the letter from her ass asking wheres mine you ugly ass whore.

    By Anonymous, on 11:22 AM  

  • I remember she used to be hot but now she looks like a zombie.

    By fartMcnuggets, on 12:19 PM  

  • You get more than that at the beach, people! I still love ya, honey!!!!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 12:38 PM  

  • Still find myself wanting to do her. Sorry folks. :)

    By Anonymous, on 3:38 PM  

  • For one of two reasons, I just cant seem to understand how most of you find her unatractive.

    a) over 50% of america is obiese.

    She's was never "fat" as much as she was "fluffy". Completely understandable in today's world of fast food and other unhealthy habits.

    b) while some people dont fit the typical pamela anderson body type.. GET THE FUCK OVER IT.

    So she doesnt have an ass? Oh well. I'm positive that most of the world also do not have the "perfect body". Its pretty rare that you do find one(who have not been surgically "enhanced" to the extent of say.. pamela anderson). Theres tons on the net, of course, because people place a certain concentration on the pretty ones. Celebrities arent the only ones on the planet.. MANY people out there look worse than lindsay lohan. Half of you jokers more than likely would never even be able to be in the pressence of someone who looked even half as good as her. Not saying she's something I'd fantasize over, but she's not ugly.


    (although I still wouldnt have worn something like that to a children's event)

    By hush your face, your intelligence is showing., on 12:11 AM  

  • What a dumb fuck HUM, it's obvious you've never gotten off of your ass and stepped into the real world . . . that bitch is coked out beyond belief. You must be completely sheltered and ignorant not to see that.

    By Anonymous, on 9:05 AM  

  • At least we can't see the tampon string coming out.

    By Anonymous, on 9:56 AM  

  • I like her no matter what you say...
    a little cooked skin, but nothing a week of rest can't restore.
    does all of you feel envy of her?

    By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM  

  • What a dumb ass!

    By Anonymous, on 6:17 PM  

  • Whats the big deal - so she flashed her ass and pussy crack at some kids. Our country is way to stuffy! If this was france she could strip her dress off and walk down that catwalk naked - I love france!!!!! Kids need to see how women look naked and get tips on how to start shaving those pussies. Cant have junior high boys licking hairy pussies - learn that stuff young girls, clean it up!

    By Anonymous, on 7:36 PM  

  • All you kids are stupid and jealous..get a fucking life!!
    She is a great actress and a very beautiful girl, leave her alone, if you dont like her than do not watch her, who cares if her butt showed a little, get over it , the kids prob. already did, all they care is that they got to touch her hand, noone was looking at her ass, only judgemental assholes like u people, like u guys never had an accident. All of oy must be gorgeous and perfect, congratulations for casting the first stone Haterz!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 8:56 PM  

  • Don't ya all realize that Lindsey is "trying out" her outfit for the AVN Awards? As soon as the movie companies stop sending her scripts due to all her antics, drugs, booze and "flashes", she'll resort to soft-core porn, like many actresses before her. Can you dig it?

    By Undercover brother, on 9:53 AM  

  • Since you are thinking about which actresses resorted to soft-core porn, here is a brief list of actresses (amongst many more) who resorted to soft-core type movies after the legit movie offers dried up: Tanya Roberts(from Charlie Angels redux fame - she made a ton of soft core with Marc Singer - dude with the hair from that alien sci-fi "V"); Tiffani Amber Thiessen (Saved by the Bell); elizabeth Berkley (Saved by the Bell, Showgirls, then more softcore! notice a theme from Saved?); Shannen Dougherty (anyone remember her from Our house with Wilfred Brimsely?);Denise Richards (yes, Charlie "I used Heidi Fleiss' service twice a day" SHeen's X-wife x2 split reconciled and split again); Julie McCullough (remember Growing Pains? did PLayboy & then some French soft core lesbo flick); Dana Plato (from Different Strokes, did playboy, then softcore then killed herself). NEed more? more up to date? just ask!

    By Undercover Brother, on 10:01 AM  

  • I hope it's not guys out there fronting on Lindsey, because y'all know if she was interested in any of y'all, y'all would eat that frickled pussy like pizza.

    jaypream

    By Anonymous, on 1:58 PM  

  • She is beautiful in her own way. Please be more accepting of celebs. I just wish she had leaked a sex tape. Then we would really have something to talk about wouldn't we. Or something "hot" and "cool" to add to the long list of leaked celeb vids.

    PS Don't worry about the kids at the show seeing something they shouldn't ...... Its not like they don't web surf for porn after they get home from school each day. *Wake-up* people!!!!

    By a different perspective, on 7:56 AM  

  • stupid fucking bitch

    By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM  

  • omg i bet you ppl look for these pictures just so u can complain at her i bet if she tryed to be your friend you would be delighted. I wouldnt mind meeting her. that would be cool if you dont like what she does you can just avoid her and stuff. it is rude but its the truth. Dont hate someone unless they do something personaly to make your life like hell.

    By Justin(brandont2@hotmail.com), on 5:24 PM  

  • Lindsay baby, UUUU are going overboard with ur fashionphobia, rubbish!

    By Laila, on 12:17 AM  

  • Lindsay baby, U really need some good tutoring on 'DRESS SENSE'.
    Pls do not go overboard in ur zeal to look all grown up.

    By Laila, on 12:19 AM  

  • I'd cover her freckles with all my man-juice...

    By Anonymous, on 9:51 AM  

  • yo; lindsay lohan is a fucking bitch!!! i hate her sooooooooooo much!!! i just wanna fuck that pussy until it runs dry!

    By Anonymous, on 8:03 PM  

  • Errr... Ewww. Was she even wearing a freaking thong? (If she was... That's why I hate those damn things)

    By Andie Nicole, on 9:13 AM  

  • hey i hate how people are always hating her i mean come on she has been through alot of things so wat if she was wereing a thong or nothing she is still hot you guys r jerks bitches

    By Harry morton her bf, on 2:06 AM  

  • Holy. The picture in the middle is so goddamn funny. the hand looks like it's reaching out to touch LL's butt! Check it out!

    By Anonymous, on 8:08 PM  

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