Mary-Kate Olsen is There Somewhere

52 Comments:

  • That is amazing. She is truly the size of a freakin' parking meter.

    By i, on 12:18 PM  

  • Maybe something is wrong with my computer - all I see is a parking meter and a pair of sticks

    By Kim, on 12:25 PM  

  • She looks confused. Oh, she thinks her sister stopped by. And now won't talk to her!

    By mags, on 12:30 PM  

  • Please, God, tell me that's not her Honda Prelude.

    By Anonymous, on 12:39 PM  

  • Come on....The meters are normally in front of your car, not behind the car!! But than again, we are taking about the Olsen twins

    By Kim, on 1:00 PM  

  • not her prelude, there's a handicapped placard in the car. and unless looking like a troll is a handicap.... wait, maybe it is hers.

    By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM  

  • That's just fucking gross.

    Someone feed her, please.

    JJ

    By joejoe, on 1:18 PM  

  • well let's see. y'all call Kelly Clarkson a fat ass down the page and then bitch about someone being too skinny. And we wonder why there is such a problem with weight perception in Hollywood.

    By Anonymous, on 1:24 PM  

  • When are the fattie Kelly Clarkson fangirls going to leave? Isn't it time to go to the store and stock up on more junk food, or do you just have that delivered?

    By Anonymous, on 1:26 PM  

  • Both Kelly Clarkson and Mary-Kate are extremes. Kelly is too fat for her midget height and Mary-Kate is too skinny for her midget height. There's a healthy spot in the middle there where both of them would be better off.

    By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM  

  • wow. you're actually going to argue over celebrity comments. How cool are you?!

    By Anonymous, on 1:29 PM  

  • You guys love to say people like Kelly are too fat, then people like Mary Kate are too thin.

    Why do you think Mary got an eating disorder in the 1st place? If we started admiring people for their talents, a lot of celebs like Paris, Britney, and bad actresses like Mary Kate wouldn't even exist.

    Not everyone can have Scarlett's figure. Get over it. The reason why Mary Kate looks this way is cuz you live in a bubble of delusion.

    I just posted a comment under Kelly's pics. Kelly is "normal" by the definition that she doesn't look like a twig with hair.

    Everyone on this site seems to forget how much weight the camera adds. Mary Kate needs to gain more weight, and you're the reason why.

    And I'm a 36C, hourglass figure, size 8, got tits and ass. I'm not fat, but go ahead and say I am.

    By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM  

  • @ 1:52 -

    Take your no sense of humor having, hypersensitive ass and go back to your fat girl support group message board, fattie. Come back when you have something funny to say.

    By Anonymous, on 1:57 PM  

  • It's not anyone else's fault Mary-Kate is anorexic but her own. She made herself that way. It was her choice, and she chose not to eat. Maybe if people learned to teach people to take responsibilty for their own stupidity rather than blaming other people/places/things for it and labelling every fucking thing a "disease" when it isn't, there would be a lot less stupid people doing stupid things.

    By Anonymous, on 2:03 PM  

  • She doesn't have an eating disorder, she has a drug problem-and for the record, she is disgusting

    By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM  

  • the olsen twins are fugly, and being anorexic doesn't help matters

    By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM  

  • I don't think that's Mary Kate. I think it's homeless Betty who lives outside my building. I tried to give her food once, but she growled at me.

    By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM  

  • Hey Skinny Chicks!!!

    Where do you think your man is dipping his noodle while you binge and purge???

    Thass right! In my BIG FAT pussy!

    A dude don't want no BONES! He likes some meat with 'em!

    By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM  

  • you know, a parking meter is kinda thick. when she can hide behind a stop sign pole, then i'll be impressed.

    By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM  

  • "Mary Kate needs to gain more weight, and you're the reason why."

    Hey, I tried to give her a burger, but she wasn't interested. Don't be blaming me, Miss Absolutely Disgusting.

    By Rowan, on 2:59 PM  

  • This is 1:52 aka "fattie."

    How predictable, I was called "fat." Mary Kate has heels on and she's barely taller than the parking meter. I don't know how she drives without getting pulled over. Officers must mistake her for a missing 12 year old girl wit no tits.

    But you need to stop saying people like Kelly are too fat and maybe we won't have waifs like Mary Kate, Paris, Nicole Richie, and the list is endless.

    There's lots of reasons why people have eating disorders. My older sister has had one for 13 years. Thinking that skinny people are beautiful, and flat-waisted people like Kelly are fat does NOT help their perception. It does hurt people like Mary Kate who are obviously insecure.

    By Anonymous, on 3:18 PM  

  • K, getting past this Laurel and Hardy, Fat and Skinny conversation...

    Is she wearing pink heels with SOCKS???. Christ, she is handicapped....

    By Vigilante, on 3:23 PM  

  • Fattie makey no sensey. Why would people ragging on MK because she's too skinny make her want to be even scrawnier? No one ever said "man, those Olsen twins are porkers" - wouldn't THAT be more likely to cause an eating disorder? Get a grip, you're on a gossip sites' comments bored, it's for people to call down celebs for fun and to make themselves feel better. No one here cares about how much your sister makes herself puke.

    By Anonymous, on 3:30 PM  

  • "Why do you think Mary got an eating disorder in the 1st place?"

    lolol, when will you figure out that's why some of us ridicule them? i WANT to be the cause of celebrity anguish. HELLOOOOO!!!!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 3:40 PM  

  • vigilante...Im pretty sure those are heeled sandals, no socks, just her tacky tight pants drooping down over them.

    By Anonymous, on 3:41 PM  

  • I reeeeeallly hope they are heeled sandals. It's hard to tell what they are on my teeny tiny screen. MK's got a bit of a bag-lady fashion disaster going on, I think. The pinkish heels are just clashing away with that jacket-thingie she's wearing. Ick.

    Shit, where's Carson Kressley when you need him?

    By Vigilante, on 4:03 PM  

  • This picture is great. Couldn't be a better depiction of MK's problem. I can't stop laughing!!!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 4:41 PM  

  • classic! I love my little mary-Kate. She truly understands the importance of not being fat. lol J/k!

    By Mateo, on 4:55 PM  

  • Size 8 is fat....mooooooooooooo

    By Anonymous, on 5:09 PM  

  • I am proud to be an obese size 8 then. I got fat in all the right places and that's why I would never get all skinny and lose my tits. Done that before.

    When someone you know suffers from an eating disorder, why don't you tell them they're obese? Losers.

    By Anonymous, on 5:41 PM  

  • "When someone you know suffers from an eating disorder, why don't you tell them they're obese? Losers."

    You have COMPLETELY missed the point of all this. It's not about "people we know". It's about the pompous asses of Hollywood and their pathetic antics. Of course you wouldn't speak of normal people in the same way. These freaks are not normal; they literally think they are superior to "normal people". Therefore, they must be ridiculed and made fun of at every opportunity.

    It's like this: in medieval Europe, the court jester existed to serve as the king's entertainment. The relationship between entertainer and the entertained was very clear. Somewhere along the line that relationship got flipped. Now, the entertainers are the royalty. This is a mistake of history, and must be corrected. The first step to correcting it is to point at them and laugh at their flaws. Don't let them continue to believe that they are the royal class of America.

    Celebrities exist to entertain me. I am their king, and I shall dismiss them from my court the moment the fall from my favor.

    Understand now?

    By Anonymous, on 6:01 PM  

  • I understand that you're stupid, yes. Thanks for making that clear. People say Kelly Clarkson is fat and ugly just like they say people on the street are fat and ugly, it yields the same result, eating disorders and etc.

    They should be made fun of when warranted like Randy Jackson getting gastric bypass and being just as fat.

    MK needs to eat and we need to stop labeling every celeb over size 5 as a fat ass.

    By Anonymous, on 6:50 PM  

  • hallelujah and AMEN, 6:01!!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 6:51 PM  

  • People, Marykate is not even that skinny in this photo. She's wearing nasty skinny pants. She's a petite girl.

    By S Girl, on 7:53 PM  

  • Sometimes things just come together.

    *golf clap*

    By Gonzo, on 10:08 PM  

  • 'When someone you know suffers from an eating disorder, why don't you tell them they're obese? Losers.'


    ....
    this comment couldn't have made you sound any more ignorant.


    Anyways--ahh such a classic Mary kate picture. I think she needs a brush.

    By Anonymous, on 12:08 AM  

  • I agree in that she's tiny, but I still find her beautiful. let the kid grow up, isn't she like 19?

    By marie, on 1:11 AM  

  • I am loving all these comments - the only person who sounds vaguely intelligent is @1.52pm, the rest of you are miserable, pathetic losers who are jealous of anyone who has made it out of small-time america and has gotten rich for basically selling their soul! you want to be rich and famous?get off your fat ass, quit your crappy factory job and finally graduate high school you losers!

    By Anonymous, on 4:15 AM  

  • Am I the only person who thinks she doesn't look to skinny here at all? Her legs have shape and theres no bones popping out. Her face has meat on it and isnt gaunt like it once yes. Yes she's small but I think shes just built like a minni person..and no for the record Im not anorexic or fat

    By Anonymous, on 6:52 AM  

  • 19 is old enough to understand that THOSE SHOES ARE NOT A CHOICE!!!
    My Goodness...excuse me... I didn't mean...
    SON OF A FUGLY PANTS!!! JACKET IS MAKING ME--ARRRG!

    I need to go lay down now.

    By redkitten, on 7:59 AM  

  • Actually, the most intelligent sounding person was at 6:01. All of the "don't call fat people fat and skinny people skinny" commenters are the moronic ones. It's a celeb gossip blog, bashing celebs is what it's for. If you don't like it then you are cordially invited to fuck off. And if everyone here works in factories, then how come they can be on the internet in the middle of the day? AND not all of us are fat either, some are just ugly. And whoever said MK was beautiful - that's just sick.

    By Anonymous, on 9:27 AM  

  • what's with the socks and high heels, i'm surprised no one has made any remarks on those

    By Anonymous, on 10:20 AM  

  • Big is beautiful y'all. That's why I married my bitch.

    By K Fed, on 10:23 AM  

  • I agree that 6:01 is the only one making sense. Why is it that idiots always argue the idea that when you call a skinny bitch, a skinny bitch that your Jealous. Come up with a new punch line already. It is called "Stating the obvious". Also has anybody ever wondered what has happened to the Olsen twins neck.

    By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM  

  • You can't even see where her legs end...it's not a great picture and her being skinny doesn't jump out at all. You're all exagerating, that's probably why that person claimed you're jealous. The girl's naturally skinny, she used to be anorexic, but has obviously gained alot of weight back. She probably got anorexic because of people like you. You talk shit about anyone. Too fat, too skinny...you're just never satisfied.

    By Anonymous, on 5:20 PM  

  • Do you think she's so in need of nourishment that she thinks the parking meter is her twin? Ashley . . . is that you . . . I've got a secret . . .

    By Anonymous, on 8:04 PM  

  • Wow, she is tiny. I think that picture is really funny. She looks much healthier though.

    Now.. for my rant. Sorry about this, but I feel strongly because my sister had/has anorexia.

    Anyone who thinks eating disorders are a choice is really ignorant. For people that truly have them, it is a life-ruining illness. Looking at Mary Kate will not give you an eating disorder. Wanting to be skinny (by itself) will not cause you to get an eating disorder.

    Don't make light of something so serious just because a few stupid teenagers think it's cool not to eat and claim that they have eating disorders when they don't.

    To the idiot who basically said that calling Kelly fat will cause eating disorders, well, you're an idiot too. That's a pop culture myth. There is no documented proof that the media causes eating disorders, and there have been studies. If anything, skinny celebrities just serve as a point of interest or inspiration amongst already disordered people.

    Eating disorders, such as anorexia nervosa and bulimia nervosa, are mental disorders that require treatment. Eating disorders have the highest death rate of any mental disorder.

    Pro-anorexia websites do not cause girls to get eating disorders and neither do skinny celebrities. Most eating disorders are caused by day-to-day events in a person's life like abuse, depression, or a desire to control something when they feel that they can't control anything else. They see being skinny as a solution to many of their problems. They don't do it to be "hot". That's why most people that get diagnosed with anorexia nervosa or bulimia nervosa also get diagnosed with clinical depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder, general anxiety disorder, etc.

    The difference between people who try to be anorexic and people who are is that the people who try have to force themselves not to eat, and almost always end up eating anyway. At worst, they have what is called disordered eating (and yes, that is different). People who really are anorexic cannot force themselves to eat. They are absolutely terrified of it, and when they look in a mirror, they actually see fat on themselves. They cannot stop their self-destructive behavior. That is why most true anorexics have to be hospitalized.

    Telling someone with an eating disorder to eat or not throw up is like telling someone with suicidal depression to cheer up. It just doesn't work.

    Sorry again.

    -K

    By Anonymous, on 9:23 PM  

  • how do u know that mk is happy being ana?! it is a disease. and you all know that it's tough suffering from it. how dare u could say that mk actually enjoying it?! is that this bad wanting a body shape she wants? everyone got their will and desire. don't mix up ur value with others. u think size 12 is fantastic but u can't stop someone thinks size 4 is perfect, can you?! keep ur mouth clean. i don't think stepping on others could make your guys happy.. u guys re just criticizing sth outta ur league. give her some respect!

    By ariel, on 8:46 AM  

  • ^ ariel, there are many, many things wrong with your post. it doesnt make any sense for one. however, I'm really curious as to why you would spell "are" "re"? why not just all out and do "r"? why the addition of the silent "e"?
    I wish typing classes were mandatory.

    By Anonymous, on 5:04 PM  

  • That is the best blog post ever. So funny!

    By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM  

  • I'm retired from pro sports. I'm 36 and my Dad invested prudently for me--Economics , I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer.I'm strait but love the shit out of gossip blogs.
    Anyhoo , I'm visiting Pop in Sarasota and we are at a nice bar when who walks in with her B.G.??
    Mary Kate. She plops her 78 pound ass next to me and says "So what do You do?" (I'm 6.3 and about 265 pds. I kinda stick out.) "I used to play Hockey" I tell her and she gets off of her stool , stands back and surveys me up and down. " So where's your Rolex? " she asks? "Should be wearing your bling , tough guy?" This scene says it all about Hollyweird , some dumbass runt with 0 talent is dissing me cause I'm not wearing a Rolex. Fuck her and anyone like her. I wouldn't shit on her face for a million bucks.

    By Anonymous, on 3:27 PM  

  • how tall is she? 4 feet oopa loomp

    By Anonymous, on 3:28 PM  

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