Come now, you can't blame Mikey for getting any facelifts; I imagine Cattyrina was complaining mightily about the shitload of wrinkles she was having to snog. :)
Thanks for the laugh, Todd. "Remindyl" is my new favorite word.
Gramps needs to stop thinking we care what he has to say and shut his damn yapper. It's bad enough he's given us enough nightmare material to last a lifetime with the thought of him poking his liver-spotted pecker into Catherine Zeta-Jones. Why make us hate you even more, you sick bastard?
what did a hot P.O.A like her ever see in an no-talent wrinkled old bastard? Some guys have all the luck...i'd also put Fugly Rod Steward in this category.
gee, is somebody freaking out that they are 1006 years old?? i wonder what mikey's opinion is of ancient men trying to hang onto their youth by impregnating women young enough to be their daughters? it's not makeup's fault, mike, that you're a doddering has-been while your wife is still hot enough to attract young studs.... and who the HELL goes out in public with scars like that? senility, anyone?
now THAT is a hot body, with actual curves!!! NOT fat, and NOT a bobblehead. As for her husband, well they're right behind Celine Dion and her grandpa, oops, I mean husband, on my list of icky older men/way younger women.
What's with Douglas lately?? Is he getting senile? First he cracks a remark about Brad Pitt dumping his 'beautiful young wife' to hold orphans for Jolie, then he takes a crack at Renee Z, and Julia Roberts about their short term marriages failing due to "not respecting each other."
He then goes on to oogle Eva Longoria's "perfect ass", saying "what more could a man want?"...gee, sounds really "respectful" Mike.
that face lift photo is so disgusting!!!!! maybe if he hadn't fried his skin to within an inch of its life, he wouldn't have to pull his face up over his ears. i'm going to go vomit now.
Is Douglas grabbing his wife's ass in that second pic? Man, that's kinda creey in a dirty old man sorta way, but you gotta admit the dude is lucky he scored that piece.
Heh. I'd let Catherine Zeta Jones help me discover my masculinity any day any time. Unlike her 61 year-old husband, I don't require duct tape and popsicle sticks in order to make rise to the occasion.
As for the beard, it's little more than wrinkle cammo. The upside is that his mouth now looks like an old woman's naughty bits. With a nose.
This is the same guy who said Brad Pitt should be ashamed he left his "beautiful" wife for Angelina. Ha! Douglas left his beautiful wife for CZJ. Freud called this type of hypocrisy "projection". Look into it Michael.
Since he's already old, I'm thinking somebody is having becoming ancient issues. He talked about how Brad looked holding his children, well if Michael Douglas knew what HE looked like with that flabby butt/chest/arms flapping around with his old enough to be his grandaugther and their kids, he'd shut his senile behind up!
I do have to admit the promo's for his new movie does look interesting even if I think he's a doddering old crone.
I THINK HE NEEDS TO GET HIS ASS TRANSFERED TO HIS HEAD, AND HIS FACE TRANSFERED TO HIS REAR! THAT WAY EVERYONE CAN SEE THAT HE IS AN ASSHOLE, AND THE SHIT THAT HE TALKS GOES IN HIS PANTS OR THE TOILET WHERE IT BELONGS! He would be better looking that way too.
Oh please people CZJ does not love this man! It was about money, money, money, and security when she wasn't a big star yet! She strikes me as colder than a witch's tit.
CJZ is hot? I guess if you're into saggy tits (have you seen her nudie pics) and chicks with thick, manly waists. 37? Puleaze. Look at that face. She's def over 40.
thank you anon 6:16, i think she has one hell of an ugly shape, and i'm not the one to typically call anyone physical form ugly, but damn!her waist is the same size as her shoulders and bigger than her hips!and her chicken legs and complete lack of ass don't help! just nasty, she better thank God she has a pretty face
I do't get some of you retards. I don't mean "retard" disparigingly, I simply mean that some of you are retards--like Corky. You get your feathers ruffled over articles informing you that Britney Spears is a fat, untalented, torpedo-tittied, chunk of Velveeta-stinking white trash, but yet you decry Catherine Zeta Jones as ugly? Huh?!?! WTF?!?! That is retarded!! Even if Britney is kin folk of yours, denying the obvious is still a retarded tactic. Even worse is inculcating a beautiful woman into the same retarded sisterhood as Ms. Spears.
You make my brain hurt, retards. Can I borrow your protective headgear so it won't hurt quite so badly when I bang my head into the wall after I read your retarded posts? Please? Der? Deep der?
umm this is coming from a guy who gets alot of plastic surgery..botox and probably hair plugs whats more pansier than that? i rather my man get his unibrow waxed then worry if his hair plugs are showing
Catherine Zeta Jones is ugly??? Gee whiz, them genes must run deep. Britney is "A-traaaactive" if you go for toe jam, open mouth eatin', cheeto crammin', Elise uddered, cottage cheese asses women. Fer sure.
Hey, you don't get it. It's not all about the weight. She's a S-L-O-B. She is classless, and dim witted.
She reminds me of a female John Belushi in Animal House sometimes. I keep waiting for the next picture of her to be showing her stuffing her mouth full of mashed potatos and spitting them out.
Michael Douglas Is a legend, I hate all these haters who keep doging on Him, Just shut the fuck up. Michael Douglas has a beautiful wife, Two children by Her ,And He makes great movies. Maybe you're all jelous because He's happy and your lifes suck.
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Come now, you can't blame Mikey for getting any facelifts; I imagine Cattyrina was complaining mightily about the shitload of wrinkles she was having to snog. :)
By Geekette, on 9:55 AM
damn she is amazing!!
By Anonymous, on 10:05 AM
Thanks for the laugh, Todd. "Remindyl" is my new favorite word.
Gramps needs to stop thinking we care what he has to say and shut his damn yapper. It's bad enough he's given us enough nightmare material to last a lifetime with the thought of him poking his liver-spotted pecker into Catherine Zeta-Jones. Why make us hate you even more, you sick bastard?
By JAFO, on 10:10 AM
what did a hot P.O.A like her ever see in an no-talent wrinkled old bastard? Some guys have all the luck...i'd also put Fugly Rod Steward in this category.
By Anonymous, on 10:11 AM
I've seen him in some mighty loverly cosmetics.
By Rowan, on 10:24 AM
I've seen him with some loverly makeup on. Hypocrite.
By Rowan, on 10:31 AM
I -like- pretty boys. I hate beards. I also dislike Douglas intensely and its making me dislike CZJ by association.
By adrigon, on 10:39 AM
gee, is somebody freaking out that they are 1006 years old?? i wonder what mikey's opinion is of ancient men trying to hang onto their youth by impregnating women young enough to be their daughters? it's not makeup's fault, mike, that you're a doddering has-been while your wife is still hot enough to attract young studs.... and who the HELL goes out in public with scars like that? senility, anyone?
By Anonymous, on 11:00 AM
catherine's legs are kind of weirdly chicken-like in comparison to the rest of her body...
By Anonymous, on 11:03 AM
now THAT is a hot body, with actual curves!!! NOT fat, and NOT a bobblehead. As for her husband, well they're right behind Celine Dion and her grandpa, oops, I mean husband, on my list of icky older men/way younger women.
By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM
What's with Douglas lately?? Is he getting senile? First he cracks a remark about Brad Pitt dumping his 'beautiful young wife' to hold orphans for Jolie, then he takes a crack at Renee Z, and Julia Roberts about their short term marriages failing due to "not respecting each other."
He then goes on to oogle Eva Longoria's "perfect ass", saying "what more could a man want?"...gee, sounds really "respectful" Mike.
-What a hypocritical ass!
By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
that face lift photo is so disgusting!!!!! maybe if he hadn't fried his skin to within an inch of its life, he wouldn't have to pull his face up over his ears. i'm going to go vomit now.
By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM
Where is that thumbnail photo of him from? It make me want to discuss Jules Verne's latest novel on the veranda with a snifter of port
By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM
^ That made me literally "lol" ... I don't know where it's from. It's recent, but the photo wasn't properly tagged with the time and place.
By Jenny, on 12:38 PM
Is Douglas grabbing his wife's ass in that second pic? Man, that's kinda creey in a dirty old man sorta way, but you gotta admit the dude is lucky he scored that piece.
By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM
Wow.. what a pompous hypocritical jackass.
I guess he's forgotten.. or at least hope we're all stupid enough to have forgotten his past.
By Anonymous, on 1:21 PM
Heh. I'd let Catherine Zeta Jones help me discover my masculinity any day any time. Unlike her 61 year-old husband, I don't require duct tape and popsicle sticks in order to make rise to the occasion.
As for the beard, it's little more than wrinkle cammo. The upside is that his mouth now looks like an old woman's naughty bits. With a nose.
By Gonzo, on 1:23 PM
Pot calling kettle black?
This is the same guy who said Brad Pitt should be ashamed he left his "beautiful" wife for Angelina. Ha! Douglas left his beautiful wife for CZJ. Freud called this type of hypocrisy "projection". Look into it Michael.
By Anonymous, on 1:24 PM
Jeebus, he's looking more like his dear old dad every day...
By House of Mayhem, on 2:08 PM
Michael Douglas says American men spend too much time pampering and grooming themselves to be real men.
So he doesn't consider cosmetic surgery pampering.
Guess he has memory lost.
By TxGal, on 2:54 PM
Since he's already old, I'm thinking somebody is having becoming ancient issues. He talked about how Brad looked holding his children, well if Michael Douglas knew what HE looked like with that flabby butt/chest/arms flapping around with his old enough to be his grandaugther and their kids, he'd shut his senile behind up!
I do have to admit the promo's for his new movie does look interesting even if I think he's a doddering old crone.
By Anonymous, on 3:08 PM
I THINK HE NEEDS TO GET HIS ASS TRANSFERED TO HIS HEAD, AND HIS FACE TRANSFERED TO HIS REAR! THAT WAY EVERYONE CAN SEE THAT HE IS AN ASSHOLE, AND THE SHIT THAT HE TALKS GOES IN HIS PANTS OR THE TOILET WHERE IT BELONGS! He would be better looking that way too.
I think C.Z.J. is hot, but blind.
By Anonymous, on 3:11 PM
Oh please people CZJ does not love this man! It was about money, money, money, and security when she wasn't a big star yet! She strikes me as colder than a witch's tit.
By Anonymous, on 3:25 PM
CJZ is hot? I guess if you're into saggy tits (have you seen her nudie pics) and chicks with thick, manly waists. 37? Puleaze. Look at that face. She's def over 40.
By Anonymous, on 6:16 PM
thank you anon 6:16, i think she has one hell of an ugly shape, and i'm not the one to typically call anyone physical form ugly, but damn!her waist is the same size as her shoulders and bigger than her hips!and her chicken legs and complete lack of ass don't help! just nasty, she better thank God she has a pretty face
By yasmin, on 7:22 PM
I do't get some of you retards. I don't mean "retard" disparigingly, I simply mean that some of you are retards--like Corky. You get your feathers ruffled over articles informing you that Britney Spears is a fat, untalented, torpedo-tittied, chunk of Velveeta-stinking white trash, but yet you decry Catherine Zeta Jones as ugly? Huh?!?! WTF?!?! That is retarded!! Even if Britney is kin folk of yours, denying the obvious is still a retarded tactic. Even worse is inculcating a beautiful woman into the same retarded sisterhood as Ms. Spears.
You make my brain hurt, retards. Can I borrow your protective headgear so it won't hurt quite so badly when I bang my head into the wall after I read your retarded posts? Please? Der? Deep der?
Cheetohs cornnut hottub razor Marlboro?
By Gonzo, on 8:37 PM
umm this is coming from a guy who gets alot of plastic surgery..botox and probably hair plugs whats more pansier than that? i rather my man get his unibrow waxed then worry if his hair plugs are showing
By Anonymous, on 12:08 AM
Aaahaha. I loved that entry next to that picture of him with that huge freaky beard.
By Jem, on 2:58 AM
Catherine Zeta Jones is ugly??? Gee whiz, them genes must run deep. Britney is "A-traaaactive" if you go for toe jam, open mouth eatin', cheeto crammin', Elise uddered, cottage cheese asses women. Fer sure.
Hey, you don't get it. It's not all about the weight. She's a S-L-O-B. She is classless, and dim witted.
She reminds me of a female John Belushi in Animal House sometimes. I keep waiting for the next picture of her to be showing her stuffing her mouth full of mashed potatos and spitting them out.
By Anonymous, on 6:46 AM
Michael Douglas Is a legend, I hate all these haters who keep doging on Him, Just shut the fuck up. Michael Douglas has a beautiful wife, Two children by Her ,And He makes great movies. Maybe you're all jelous because He's happy and your lifes suck.
By Anonymous, on 6:45 AM
Hmm, for someone who has two kids, why does she have the stretchmarkless belly of a 16 year old?
I'm convinced she drinks a combination of virgin's blood and puppy tears with a shot of vodka every morning. Keeps you feeling... young... you know.
By Me, on 1:46 AM
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