She did have a C-Section, but normally C-Section babies' faces don't look like they've been stuck in the birth canal for 3 days. Poor little homely thing.
ALL newborns are icky. I'm sure he will be a cutie too.....Apple is SO friggin curte I want to bite her. And Chris Martin is HOT...........I looooooooove him.
I'm happy for her! Even though I'm not too fond of the name Moses, he is very cute - especially for a newborn. I doubt he will get picked on too much in private school anyway.
I don't feel sorry for the little boy. He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, and his parents are famous. And it doesn't even matter that his name is Moses. He's not cute, and I doubt that he will ever be. It doesn't matter either. It's unnecessary.
I think that this is a beautiful picture of a NEWBORN and his mother. All new babies are sort creepy looking, many of you are so damn harsh...the kid's only two weeks old!
Babies don't really get cute until about 8 weeks old. I take it that many of you don't really have a clue about kids, so I'll cut you all some slack.
He's probly cute without the scrunched up face. Fortunately, famous people can name their kids anything they want with no worry of them being picked on since their parents are obviously on drugs!!
That is a really awful thing to say about a baby - he has only just been born! All babies look like that when they are that ols, and the camera flash going off in his face probably isnt helping matters. Sometimes you can overstep the mark, and this is one of them.
I don't know why everyone is so upset about the name Moses when every regular non-celeb idiot I know is coming up with some totally made-up name or inappropriate name for their kid. I know people who just named their baby Kimiko. A nice-sounding Japanese name, too bad the parents are both black. So everyone will think the kid is Japanese if they just hear her name but when they see her she'll be black. Bizarre. BTW, I think this picture is cute. Moses is looking like a typical newbor and she's glowing.
Ahh, give little Moses a break. He's so tiny. A lot of newborns are funny looking. Plus Moses is really not that bad of a name when you look at what happened to his sister. I mean, at the very least he got a human name. It could have been vegetable, animal or mineral...really, it could have.
I think Moses is quite a cute name. Finally a name with meaning. Apple really isn't that bad either, it's popular in the UK. One thing though, did anyone notice the resemblence Moses has to Conan O'Brien!!!
Dunno if anyone said it before me, but, as I remember, Moses was the name of a Coldplay song they never actually released. It was played live a few times and dismissed.
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Awwww, how sickeningly cute. I can't help but notice that kid's got quite a round head for a newborn. Can anyone say C-Section???
By Vigilante, on 9:00 AM
She did have a C-Section, but normally C-Section babies' faces don't look like they've been stuck in the birth canal for 3 days. Poor little homely thing.
By Anonymous, on 9:02 AM
He looks just like his father.
By Anonymous, on 9:06 AM
"Hey, Moses smell my finger!"
By Brandy, on 9:16 AM
Poor kid.. He would look just like his father... What a shame.
By Anonymous, on 9:16 AM
He does look just like his that Coldplay dud has some strong genes because Apple looks just like him also.
By Anonymous, on 9:18 AM
He's a little young for that "pull my finger" routine.
By rimshot, on 9:23 AM
ALL newborns are icky. I'm sure he will be a cutie too.....Apple is SO friggin curte I want to bite her. And Chris Martin is HOT...........I looooooooove him.
By parissucksliterally, on 10:17 AM
He's not doing that bad. He's already got more hair than his pops.
By Eta, on 10:29 AM
Look at the size of that kid's hands!
By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM
I was an ugly ass baby. Not much has changed. That's not really me in the picture. :p
By Blonde Vigilante, on 10:45 AM
Look at the length of his fingers!! Maybe she's comparing...
Are we suri this isn't Tom's baby? It looks like a Scientologist
By Anonymous, on 11:11 AM
Hey, I thought this commentary was about Gwyneth Paltrow?
All I see is a Wiccan about to sacrifice a baby in the enchanted forest's "circle of power." (a.k.a the woodline in her back yard)
By jeditemple, on 11:31 AM
Dude, who parts a newborn's hair? That's just weird.
By ebella, on 12:26 PM
Gwynnie's nose is getting bigger by the day.
By Anonymous, on 12:41 PM
I'm happy for her! Even though I'm not too fond of the name Moses, he is very cute - especially for a newborn. I doubt he will get picked on too much in private school anyway.
By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM
As long as she doesn't drop him on his head, or go driving in an SUV with him on her lap, it's all good.
By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM
when the fuck did we return to 1971? what's with the creepy long hair and the caftan?
By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
gwynnie looks bad naked, and that pisses me off. if she looked like kelly brook, i could forgive her for being so annoying.
By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM
"Gwynnie's nose is getting bigger by the day."
she just flew into the forest on her broom
By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM
I don't feel sorry for the little boy. He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, and his parents are famous. And it doesn't even matter that his name is Moses. He's not cute, and I doubt that he will ever be. It doesn't matter either. It's unnecessary.
By Anonymous, on 2:59 PM
That baby has a comb-over
By Jess, on 3:55 PM
nice faux hawk tard-baby.
By Anonymous, on 4:42 PM
I think that this is a beautiful picture of a NEWBORN and his mother. All new babies are sort creepy looking, many of you are so damn harsh...the kid's only two weeks old!
Babies don't really get cute until about 8 weeks old. I take it that many of you don't really have a clue about kids, so I'll cut you all some slack.
By Anonymous, on 4:48 PM
He's probly cute without the scrunched up face. Fortunately, famous people can name their kids anything they want with no worry of them being picked on since their parents are obviously on drugs!!
By Anonymous, on 4:57 PM
"Coochie coochie coo my ass Mummsy"
By Anonymous, on 6:06 PM
whats the two words in spanish?
"que feo"?
By Anonymous, on 6:23 PM
Well if he gets teased, he'll always have Suri to hang out with
By Jem, on 9:26 PM
That is a really awful thing to say about a baby - he has only just been born! All babies look like that when they are that ols, and the camera flash going off in his face probably isnt helping matters. Sometimes you can overstep the mark, and this is one of them.
By Anonymous, on 4:26 AM
That is a real baby or photoshop baby? Is disgusting! Horrible! I don't like Gwyneth or her fruit family but this baby is a revenge!!!
By la_miga, on 5:40 AM
I don't know why everyone is so upset about the name Moses when every regular non-celeb idiot I know is coming up with some totally made-up name or inappropriate name for their kid. I know people who just named their baby Kimiko. A nice-sounding Japanese name, too bad the parents are both black. So everyone will think the kid is Japanese if they just hear her name but when they see her she'll be black. Bizarre. BTW, I think this picture is cute. Moses is looking like a typical newbor and she's glowing.
By Anonymous, on 6:46 AM
I don't really have a clue about kids..
because I don't want to.
But I can see that's an ugly baby.
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
That is one funny looking baby! He looks like an old man. Horrible name for a funny looking little man.
By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM
Ahh, give little Moses a break. He's so tiny. A lot of newborns are funny looking.
Plus Moses is really not that bad of a name when you look at what happened to his sister. I mean, at the very least he got a human name. It could have been vegetable, animal or mineral...really, it could have.
By Apostasia Gloriana, Keeper of the Weee, on 5:23 PM
I think Moses is quite a cute name. Finally a name with meaning. Apple really isn't that bad either, it's popular in the UK. One thing though, did anyone notice the resemblence Moses has to Conan O'Brien!!!
By Anonymous, on 1:30 AM
He looks cute.. but why on earth did they absolutely have to call him Moses? :D (I'm not saying it's a bad name but just a bit weird)
By Maria, on 2:31 PM
Dunno if anyone said it before me, but, as I remember, Moses was the name of a Coldplay song they never actually released. It was played live a few times and dismissed.
Now, the guy pulled it solo.
The song sucked. The name goes on sucking.
TheBrazilRod
By Anonymous, on 12:13 AM
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