What's up with her bangs? Especially that one big lock in the middle? Methinks someone has had some collagen injected too. Tsk...tsk...tsk. Natalie, you need to be inflated in other areas first.
vegetarians are pathetic and self-loathing. yes i knew that would stir up a shitstorm when i wrote it. let's see if anyone can figure out why they are self-loathing rather than self-loving like they want people to think. i'll sit back and read, the winner gets a triple quarter pounder with cheese, which is what i'm having tonight.
Back before PeTA went bat-shit nuts, I thought they were a worthwhile organization. So, now instead of working with animal shelters, they're awarding pompous waifs for eating broccoli and abastaining from Jello?
It's funny 'cause that's exactly what your mother was telling me about you last night although I couldn't really tell because she had my sperm gurgling in the back of her throat.
You may not recognize her when you see her next. I shaved her back.
of course, the no-gelatin thing could just be because she's really, really Jewish, and Jell-o is made of pig....It's way easier to stay kosher if you're veg or vegan anyway.
These pics are really odd. Why is she posing in the middle of the street? I half expect a bus to run her over next. And that's a crappy-ss wig she's wearing, and her face is all... puffy. And then, like, I know she's trying to fix her nip-slip in that last pic, but the weird way she's smiling and trying to not show that she's doing it... it just... unnerves me. I think this is a tranny Natalie impersonator.
GODDAMMIT, I WANT TO SEE NATALIE PORTMAN NAKED. is that too much to ask? i want some real graphic video of her, spreading her legs and such. please, God.
Thanks 'eddie', I'll take your advice. Is it alright if I let one rip in your face once I remove the panties? All that pent-up gas has got to go somewhere, and since you've taken such an interest in me...
I feel a bit embarrased for her - she's obviously trying to cover it up, knowing every single person taking pictures of her is going to get at least one with her 'snipple' obviously showing.
Okay, look. I'll give everyone Britney, and Kelly Clarkson... and hell, I'll even go so far as to say I can UNDERSTAND why people MIGHT think ScarJo has a couple extra pounds. (And while the first two certainly aren't of an ideal weight, they aren't the giganto slobs everyone makes them out to be... go to your local Wal-Mart, and you'll start remembering why they're celebrities.)
Anyway, I digress.
Have you SEEN V for Vendetta? When this girl turns sideways in that movie, she freaking disappears.
I dont get vegan people or PETA nut morons for that matter why would most animals even unprovocted tear your a** apart and eat any human for breakfast if they need to survive hmmm... the wonders of the food chain and hmm... how does the saying go for all the ainti christian bashing starlets Survival of the Fitess hmm.. can some one speculate on that hmm... and how bout those native americans that they all love and cherish and calls us evil Europeans because we supposly stole their non industrilized butts (so these celeberties could live the life they live) used to where fur (Indians) Vegans are lame EAT MEAT NOT WHEAT!!!!! lol lol lol
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Um... wat the hell is she doing in that last picture... lol, is it wat i think it is? It has to be. That's a surprise, but thanks for the treat.
By matt, on 11:09 AM
Nice.
By Anonymous, on 11:11 AM
She's just fixing her dress in that last pic. She's not tweaking her nip. (perv)
The money shots are the first 3 pics with her tiny little areola shing through.
By Anonymous, on 11:13 AM
She has an incredibly beautiful face, I think.
By Anonymous, on 11:15 AM
please refrain from talking about your man-gravy. it's embarrassing.
By todd's mom, on 11:15 AM
Would I give up steak, and even Jell-O, to taste that little almond peeking through there?
Yes, yes I would. No thought required at all.
By Anonymous, on 11:23 AM
Todd, sounds like anon 11:23 wants to be your rimmer. Don't forget to post pics.
By Anonymous, on 11:44 AM
nothing like a b-cup with a grade A nipple
By todds little penis, on 11:58 AM
Good for Ms. Portman!
By Grant Miller, on 12:30 PM
wtf is a "rimmer"?
By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM
Bah. Vegetables is what food eats.
By Anonymous, on 1:24 PM
I have to agree with your mom, Todd ... you are SO bad!!! Keep it up, LOL, which I'm sure you will have no prob doing!!!
By Todd's Aunt, on 1:33 PM
Like looking at a nip slip from my little sister. Does not a thing for me.
By herman, on 1:36 PM
What's up with her bangs? Especially that one big lock in the middle? Methinks someone has had some collagen injected too. Tsk...tsk...tsk. Natalie, you need to be inflated in other areas first.
By jeditemple, on 1:48 PM
vegetarians are pathetic and self-loathing. yes i knew that would stir up a shitstorm when i wrote it. let's see if anyone can figure out why they are self-loathing rather than self-loving like they want people to think. i'll sit back and read, the winner gets a triple quarter pounder with cheese, which is what i'm having tonight.
By Digital Dregs, on 1:49 PM
Unless your little sister looks exactly like Natalie Portman, you may be just a tad gay.
By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM
Back before PeTA went bat-shit nuts, I thought they were a worthwhile organization. So, now instead of working with animal shelters, they're awarding pompous waifs for eating broccoli and abastaining from Jello?
*sigh*
So many stupid, stupid people.
By Gonzo, on 1:57 PM
anonymous April 26, 2006 1:51 PM
It's funny 'cause that's exactly what your mother was telling me about you last night although I couldn't really tell because she had my sperm gurgling in the back of her throat.
You may not recognize her when you see her next. I shaved her back.
By herman, on 2:00 PM
Dude, you having sex with my dead mother???!!!
Sick!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:03 PM
she looks like ass here.
By Anonymous, on 2:14 PM
I wonder what PETA has to say about animals that eat other animals (i.e. lions)?
By Brandy, on 2:39 PM
herman, please remove the wadded panties from your ass and relax.
By eddie, on 2:44 PM
of course, the no-gelatin thing could just be because she's really, really Jewish, and Jell-o is made of pig....It's way easier to stay kosher if you're veg or vegan anyway.
By Anonymous, on 3:29 PM
A nice meaty nipple for a vegetarian
By Anonymous, on 3:31 PM
These pics are really odd. Why is she posing in the middle of the street? I half expect a bus to run her over next. And that's a crappy-ss wig she's wearing, and her face is all... puffy. And then, like, I know she's trying to fix her nip-slip in that last pic, but the weird way she's smiling and trying to not show that she's doing it... it just... unnerves me. I think this is a tranny Natalie impersonator.
By Anonymous, on 3:32 PM
GODDAMMIT, I WANT TO SEE NATALIE PORTMAN NAKED. is that too much to ask? i want some real graphic video of her, spreading her legs and such. please, God.
By Anonymous, on 3:39 PM
I like to call it a Snipple.
By Brandi Love, on 3:41 PM
If I've embarrassed any members of my family, I apologize sincerely. :)
By Todd, on 3:46 PM
a zionist pig, is what she is
By Anonymous, on 3:54 PM
a zionist pig, is what she is
By potax, on 3:55 PM
Snipple - hehehehe!
By Jess, on 4:13 PM
that wig blows chunks! wtf's up with that?
By Anonymous, on 4:18 PM
Thanks 'eddie', I'll take your advice. Is it alright if I let one rip in your face once I remove the panties? All that pent-up gas has got to go somewhere, and since you've taken such an interest in me...
By herman, on 4:22 PM
apology accepted.
now go post some titties like a good boy.
By todd's mom, on 4:26 PM
Another one of those Hollywood nuts: she doesn't eat meat but she does smoke.
By Sean, on 5:21 PM
Every time I tweak my nipple, a filty pig is saved from consumption.
By Anonymous, on 5:25 PM
Sean, she's a vegetarian for animal issues, not for health reasons. Therefore why is it an issue that she smokes??
By Liz, on 5:57 PM
animal issues? does she wear leather?
By Anonymous, on 6:05 PM
Like Britney, one of the most overrated females around. Thin but pudgy, no breasts, wide-waisted, ugly mole-covered skin, etc.
The only thing gay would be if you can't go to your local club and find a dozen more attractive girls than her........
By Maxy, on 7:38 PM
vegetarians are cool. i didn't know she was one. I don't like her hair here though...
By Anonymous, on 9:07 PM
I feel a bit embarrased for her - she's obviously trying to cover it up, knowing every single person taking pictures of her is going to get at least one with her 'snipple' obviously showing.
By Anonymous, on 10:02 PM
Whats with her hair?? a peruke???
By Anonymous, on 10:22 PM
she looks wasted in this set.
By Anonymous, on 10:53 PM
Maxy -- are you kidding me? PUDGY?
Okay, look. I'll give everyone Britney, and Kelly Clarkson... and hell, I'll even go so far as to say I can UNDERSTAND why people MIGHT think ScarJo has a couple extra pounds. (And while the first two certainly aren't of an ideal weight, they aren't the giganto slobs everyone makes them out to be... go to your local Wal-Mart, and you'll start remembering why they're celebrities.)
Anyway, I digress.
Have you SEEN V for Vendetta? When this girl turns sideways in that movie, she freaking disappears.
PUDGY?!?
By Anonymous, on 11:04 PM
I dont get vegan people or PETA nut morons for that matter why would most animals even unprovocted tear your a** apart and eat any human for breakfast if they need to survive hmmm... the wonders of the food chain and hmm... how does the saying go for all the ainti christian bashing starlets Survival of the Fitess hmm.. can some one speculate on that hmm... and how bout those native americans that they all love and cherish and calls us evil Europeans because we supposly stole their non industrilized butts (so these celeberties could live the life they live) used to where fur (Indians) Vegans are lame EAT MEAT NOT WHEAT!!!!! lol lol lol
By Anonymous, on 12:37 AM
Wonder if that's one reason she's so small.
By Anonymous, on 10:00 AM
ewww my god her nipple is like a button or something. if what i am looking is indeed a nipple... that is.
By Anonymous, on 7:11 PM
Meat Eaters Suck! That especially goes for that poster up there.
Yeah Natalie Portman!!
By Genevieve, on 10:59 AM
nice 8yr old lil boys body.... get some implants ho.
By Anonymous, on 3:46 PM
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