IF you were a fan of Ashlee, and saw her out and public, and she agreed to pose in a picture with you, how pissed off would you be that her troll of a dad jumped in the picture with you? And with his eyes closed? And the aforementioned man-boobs?
Look how totally aware of the paparazzi Asslee is in the first two pics. "Oh my god, like I'm not punk anymore, like now I'm boho dress, bat my eyelashes girl! Tee hee hee squeek!"
People who have an obsession with having their pictures taken with celebrities - and those who spend their entire mornings in New York trying to mug for the cameras at the Today Show plaza - are gross losers.
Somewhere, way down deep in the bowels of hell, a suite awaits Joe Simpson. It's been 12 years since I read Dante's Inferno, but I seem to recall a level of hell reserved for self-seeking popes. Joe's no pope, but a dirty baptist preacher, which is close enough. If I recall correctly, they were frozen in ice up to their heads.
Kill the body and the head will die.
/many thanks for the "AA" comment. that'll have me laughing at inappropriate times...
love jessica, and i love ashlee. i never get tired of seeing their pictures or hearing them sing. i am a fan of both! --
Hi – I’m another stupid moron who is also a mindless, unwitting victim of the music oligopoly and wouldn’t know talent if it hit me in the face like a brick traveling at 90 miles per hour. I also think that all the “bands” on Disney channel are hard working musicians who have struggled to the top on their own merits. Oh, and I don’t believe that major corporations like Nike, Kellogg’s, the Gap and Rolling Stone aren’t working hand-in-hand with record labels to promote “play-along” fake artists that agree to buy-into selling you meaningless shit to line their pockets with your parents money in exchange for fame and fortune.
im also a fan of ashlee. i absolutely love her and her music. i think she's gorgeous. yeah she may not be the best singer, but she has some damn good songs. quit hatin on her, she's awesome!
"Hi – I’m another stupid moron who is also a mindless, unwitting victim of the music oligopoly and wouldn’t know talent if it hit me in the face like a brick traveling at 90 miles per hour. I also think that all the “bands” on Disney channel are hard working musicians who have struggled to the top on their own merits. Oh, and I don’t believe that major corporations like Nike, Kellogg’s, the Gap and Rolling Stone aren’t working hand-in-hand with record labels to promote “play-along” fake artists that agree to buy-into selling you meaningless shit to line their pockets with your parents money in exchange for fame and fortune."
Of course this douche bag used to be a pastor. Taking money from people to whore out the ones you love to make a few bucks? Sounds like a follower of God to me.
papa joe is evil for inflicting jessica simpson's "singing" (more like a horse being tortured) upon america, for tricking people into thinking she's a good singer and looks good. next he'll be killing all the jews.
Does anyone else see the deep orange stains b'tween Jess's fingers... ( be'in nitpicky 'taint I? also, I am ALL for a manager being involved with a clients image, particularly after a divorce and/or unfavorable publicity..( BUT WE ALL KNOW NOONE WOULD EVEN KNOW THE SIMPSON FAMILY NAME IF IT WEREN'T FOR "NEGATIVE" PUBLICITY!!! ) I have read the good, bad, and ugly about this family for about 2+ yrs. now.. and this man REALLY strikes me as frightenly predictable. ( This is taking into account his history and the "family's history" if you will. That southern Baptist link really puts a cloud over persons that are of the faith.. Not saying that we are all not vulnerable to the typical trappings of life. But, it seems TO ME that THIS family bases their foundation on a persona seemingly "sinless" ( or just REALLY aware/unaware of sin) . And yet they somehow have avoided the usual stresses and problems that the rest of face? Not buying it.
Hey, nice work with the videos linked at the end of the posting. Particularly with the 90s classics by the Beastie's, Nirvana, and Pearl Jam. Why not inlude AIC's "Would?" It is such an awesome video. (You could call it "Link?" maybe?).
Anyway, keep up the great work. I look forward to checking out your site each day if I can.
He's so....wrong. He needs a bro for those knockers. His shoes bother me as well. Those are not shoes for men in their mid 40's.
On the subtopic of self pleasure.. I'm a 21 year old girl who's never masturbated. I get so much shit about it from friends, but it's like..I've been married for 3 years, I love sex, and part of the reason I love sex is because it's WITH my husband. I don't feel the need to be all up on mahself.
I don't have any negative views on it, but was always brought up with the notion that it's just something that guys do.
its amazing that Jessica and Ashlee dont even seem a teeny, tiny, little bit embaressed by their dad. especially ashlee. isnt she still young enough to squel "ewww dad!" whenever he talks to her friends?
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I fucking hate that guy for bringing those two talentless shitbags into the world and forcing them on us.
By Anonymous, on 1:24 PM
i can't picture this guy as a pastor before.
By lordoftheorcs, on 1:39 PM
IF you were a fan of Ashlee, and saw her out and public, and she agreed to pose in a picture with you, how pissed off would you be that her troll of a dad jumped in the picture with you? And with his eyes closed? And the aforementioned man-boobs?
By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM
"and the last time I used AA batteries it took me three days to get them back."
lol...disgusting, but hilarious.
By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM
Look how totally aware of the paparazzi Asslee is in the first two pics. "Oh my god, like I'm not punk anymore, like now I'm boho dress, bat my eyelashes girl! Tee hee hee squeek!"
By i hate them, on 1:44 PM
Papa joe, Still pimpin' spendin the cheese,
Still pimpin, Jessica's double deeeee's
By Mateo, on 2:28 PM
nice shoes to wear to the beach/rocks/whatever.
fashion victim
By Anonymous, on 2:33 PM
i love jessica, and i love ashlee. i never get tired of seeing their pictures or hearing them sing. i am a fan of both!
By Anonymous, on 3:11 PM
^ lol @ Papa Joe.
By Anonymous, on 3:13 PM
People who have an obsession with having their pictures taken with celebrities - and those who spend their entire mornings in New York trying to mug for the cameras at the Today Show plaza - are gross losers.
By Anonymous, on 3:36 PM
Somewhere, way down deep in the bowels of hell, a suite awaits Joe Simpson. It's been 12 years since I read Dante's Inferno, but I seem to recall a level of hell reserved for self-seeking popes. Joe's no pope, but a dirty baptist preacher, which is close enough. If I recall correctly, they were frozen in ice up to their heads.
Kill the body and the head will die.
/many thanks for the "AA" comment. that'll have me laughing at inappropriate times...
By Gonzo, on 3:40 PM
love jessica, and i love ashlee. i never get tired of seeing their pictures or hearing them sing. i am a fan of both! --
Hi – I’m another stupid moron who is also a mindless, unwitting victim of the music oligopoly and wouldn’t know talent if it hit me in the face like a brick traveling at 90 miles per hour. I also think that all the “bands” on Disney channel are hard working musicians who have struggled to the top on their own merits. Oh, and I don’t believe that major corporations like Nike, Kellogg’s, the Gap and Rolling Stone aren’t working hand-in-hand with record labels to promote “play-along” fake artists that agree to buy-into selling you meaningless shit to line their pockets with your parents money in exchange for fame and fortune.
By Anonymous, on 3:52 PM
nothing cuter than a talentless old hack getting his rocks off by living his life through his 2 robotic daughters. what a stud that guy is!
By Anonymous, on 4:20 PM
im also a fan of ashlee. i absolutely love her and her music. i think she's gorgeous. yeah she may not be the best singer, but she has some damn good songs. quit hatin on her, she's awesome!
By Anonymous, on 4:40 PM
To 4:40 pm,
I echo 3:52 pm to explain you -
"Hi – I’m another stupid moron who is also a mindless, unwitting victim of the music oligopoly and wouldn’t know talent if it hit me in the face like a brick traveling at 90 miles per hour. I also think that all the “bands” on Disney channel are hard working musicians who have struggled to the top on their own merits. Oh, and I don’t believe that major corporations like Nike, Kellogg’s, the Gap and Rolling Stone aren’t working hand-in-hand with record labels to promote “play-along” fake artists that agree to buy-into selling you meaningless shit to line their pockets with your parents money in exchange for fame and fortune."
By Anonymous, on 5:00 PM
This guy needs help. YOu know he's only there to try and get lucky with one of Ashlee's bimbo friends. What a creey-ass perv!
By Anonymous, on 7:43 PM
Of course this douche bag used to be a pastor. Taking money from people to whore out the ones you love to make a few bucks? Sounds like a follower of God to me.
By Ryan, on 8:35 PM
papa joe is evil for inflicting jessica simpson's "singing" (more like a horse being tortured) upon america, for tricking people into thinking she's a good singer and looks good. next he'll be killing all the jews.
By Anonymous, on 9:50 PM
girls don't masturbate,they just pretend they do
By Anonymous, on 11:13 PM
PERV!!!
By Anonymous, on 12:25 AM
guess what side of the family jessica got her rack from?
/ashlee, nice shoes to wear to the beach!
By Voodoo Child, on 1:37 AM
Looks like Papa Joe is trying to squeeze off a fart in pic 3.
/sorry
//had to be said
By Gonzo, on 8:16 AM
To anon 11:13; if girls don't masturbate, then I'm in big trouble.
Because I'm a girl, and I do it at least twice a day, if not more.
By Anonymous, on 9:03 AM
I'm with 9:03. Twice a day. At least.
By girl, on 9:04 AM
That guy creeps me out. I wonder if he tries to cup a feel of Jessica's boobs?
By Brandy, on 11:33 AM
What ass.
By yourmamabeeyatch, on 12:35 PM
Really, what an ass
By yourmamabeeyatch, on 12:36 PM
Ass
By yourmamabeeyatch, on 12:38 PM
Does anyone else see the deep orange stains b'tween Jess's fingers... ( be'in nitpicky 'taint I? also, I am ALL for a manager being involved with a clients image, particularly after a divorce and/or unfavorable publicity..( BUT WE ALL KNOW NOONE WOULD EVEN KNOW THE SIMPSON FAMILY NAME IF IT WEREN'T FOR "NEGATIVE" PUBLICITY!!! ) I have read the good, bad, and ugly about this family for about 2+ yrs. now.. and this man REALLY strikes me as frightenly predictable. ( This is taking into account his history and the "family's history" if you will. That southern Baptist link really puts a cloud over persons that are of the faith.. Not saying that we are all not vulnerable to the typical trappings of life. But, it seems TO ME that THIS family bases their foundation on a persona seemingly "sinless" ( or just REALLY aware/unaware of sin) . And yet they somehow have avoided the usual stresses and problems that the rest of face? Not buying it.
By campma3, on 5:39 PM
That comment about the batteries has had me cracking up all day.
By Chantelle, on 1:49 AM
Hey, nice work with the videos linked at the end of the posting. Particularly with the 90s classics by the Beastie's, Nirvana, and Pearl Jam. Why not inlude AIC's "Would?" It is such an awesome video. (You could call it "Link?" maybe?).
Anyway, keep up the great work. I look forward to checking out your site each day if I can.
By Anonymous, on 9:51 AM
He's so....wrong. He needs a bro for those knockers. His shoes bother me as well. Those are not shoes for men in their mid 40's.
On the subtopic of self pleasure..
I'm a 21 year old girl who's never masturbated. I get so much shit about it from friends, but it's like..I've been married for 3 years, I love sex, and part of the reason I love sex is because it's WITH my husband. I don't feel the need to be all up on mahself.
I don't have any negative views on it, but was always brought up with the notion that it's just something that guys do.
*shrugs*
By another girl, on 4:32 PM
I think Ashlee got some work done...
By Anonymous, on 7:28 PM
another girl:
I'm so sad for you...and it's really gross that you don't touch yourself...and not hot...
and if you got married at 18 so you could fuck you must be mormon or something right? hardcore christian at least? so sad.
By Tim, on 10:39 PM
There is definitely something wrong with this guy.
By Tarina, on 5:12 AM
Eeek. Joe, please retire. I'm sick of seeing your nappy @$$ everywhere.
By Anonymous, on 2:39 PM
its amazing that Jessica and Ashlee dont even seem a teeny, tiny, little bit embaressed by their dad. especially ashlee. isnt she still young enough to squel "ewww dad!" whenever he talks to her friends?
By Anonymous, on 3:43 PM
i don't understand the batteries joke!
By Anonymous, on 7:13 PM
anonymous 4/13 1:24 said it all.
By Anonymous, on 10:18 PM
Sweet "A" cups, Joe.
By Blonde Vigilante, on 7:22 AM
One daughter works his nut sack..the other works his johnson...this guy wins big time
By Anonymous, on 8:43 AM
The whole thing with "papa joe" is some sick $#!T. What freak gives his daughter a "promise ring". Ugh...puke.
By Mo, on 4:32 PM
Is it just me or does Ashlee Simpson look like Posh Spice?
By Anonymous, on 7:51 PM
Is is just me, or does Joe Simpson look like Rip Torn? http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001800/
By Anonymous, on 7:53 PM
WHAT!!! Joe S. give his daughter a "PROMISE RING" what for??????
By Anonymous, on 9:39 AM
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