IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Paris Hilton is Barftastic

Paris Hilton is Barftastic

37 Comments:

Note to self: Green beans do not soak up alcohol

By Gonzo, on 5:44 PM
yes, look away paris. if you don't acknowledge it, it means it's not real. sorta like your *acting talent*.

By Anonymous, on 5:47 PM
I love it. Then she'll walk right into her pink-carpeted bedroom and drag some nobody's vomit. Bet they never thought they'd 'somehow' be in Paris' bedroom!

By Anonymous, on 6:47 PM
I think she's Tripin-dicular!

By Mateo, on 7:30 PM
Perfect pictures. She's a filthy useless whore.

Longest. 15 minutes. Ever.

By Anonymous, on 7:33 PM
oh god, that is so perfect it's ridiculous.

By Anika, on 8:17 PM
proof that there is such thing as spontaneous generation.. they used to believe that flies generated from rotten meat. Well here's proof that Paris generated from vomit. How apt.

By Anonymous, on 8:50 PM
Anon 8:50

Your theory fascinates me. Tell me more.

By Gonzo, on 9:31 PM
Paris should spare her friend a few dollars for some new kicks.

By Anonymous, on 11:17 PM
F'realz on the kicks! The last time I saw boots like that was circa 1988, modeled by a high school dropout who was busy failing out of her cosmotology courses at the local Vo-Tech.

I shit you not.

By Anonymous, on 11:32 PM
holy shit - just when I think she can't possibly get any worse we see this. NASTY

By Anonymous, on 11:38 PM
Man alive. Look at her just beezin' through it. Hmm. I guess once you've cleaned the open sores and diseased blisters on your own crotch - you cannot be phased by simple vomit.

By Anonymous, on 1:24 AM
Man I should've told Mark to clean my shit up!

By Anonymous, on 2:25 AM
that is grose!!

By Anonymous, on 5:31 AM
That's hot. Barf is hot. Those dorky boots are hot. So are those dorky stockings.

Maybe we'll get lucky and she'll get some strange uncurable disease. Oh, my mistake, she already has some strange (disgusting) incurable disease. Never mind then.

By Vigilante, on 6:40 AM
Somehow she looks like she's enjoying it.

By Anonymous, on 6:53 AM
I love how you used that pic of Paris that could not possibly accentuate her lazy left eye anymore.

By Anonymous, on 8:41 AM
gross, yet funny at the same time.

By GenuineSmiles, on 9:20 AM
I can hear the inner conversation already "Oh great, that bitch Nicole has already been here!"

By Anonymous, on 2:28 PM
I'm not having salsa for a while.

By Brandy, on 3:02 PM
Paris is so hot..i'd lick that shit up..if she'd let me do her...

By wretchin while i type, on 11:48 AM
I'm really sorry, guys, I have to communicate a mistake in your blog. You seem to be describing what is called "a woman" in those pictures, but I fail to see it there. There's just one huge pile of vomit. Please, don't post pictures of that. That's very unpleasant.

TheBrazilRod

By Anonymous, on 12:39 PM
Eww... but, I really like her dress..

By Anonymous, on 4:09 PM
After reading the headline, I was expecting to read a story about how Paris is bullemic, and imagine my dissapointment upon finding out it is just Paris side stepping some cream of bowel soup. Too bad...

By smilemadeofsun, on 4:30 PM
Hahahah OMG I love it. I wonder how much those shoes she's wearing cost?? I bet we see those at some "charity" auction in the coming days/weeks. Oh... or the next poor teenager who beat cancer and had a dream to raid Paris' closet will probably be the lucky receipient of those kicks. Yum.

By Anonymous, on 6:32 AM
nice splash cam! Best she's ever looked too.

By Anonymous, on 7:44 AM
She has that effect on people

By vera, on 10:02 AM
Paris Hilton could pee out of her ass, and use my mouth as a dumpster if she'd like.

By thequarterback, on 11:10 AM
It kinda looks like olives... Mmm, oliiives...

By Lilla Vivvi, on 12:51 PM
ewwwwwwww

By Unoboy Thinking, on 2:28 PM
ewwwwwwwwwwwww

By Unoboy Thinking, on 2:28 PM
Okay, now that's just friggin' perfect isn't it?! Hah! I loathe that woman.

By My Boring Best, on 10:15 PM
OMG! Adding insult to injury is the fact that she's wearing peep-toe shoes with PANTYHOSE!! HAHAHAHA...

By Anonymous, on 1:19 AM
Is the guy in the background from Bomfunk MC - Freestyler? You know "rock the microphone Straight from the top of my dome Freestyler...rock the microphone"

By Il Hammous, on 1:34 AM
It's great how's she's forcing her "friend" (lemming?) to actually walk through the middle of it.

By Anonymous, on 11:46 AM
ok yall stop talking about me!

By paris101hilton, on 8:24 PM
haha. yall. it's really paris hilton!!

these pictures are great. why didn't she just step over it?

I want to see the video of her puking on stage at Jay Z's thing. Does anyone know where the video is?

By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM