Sarah Jessica Parker is Tired of You

50 Comments:

  • She is absolutely hideous. Who would want dating advice from someone who is married to Ferris Bueller?

    By guru, on 10:39 AM  

  • If "unique beauty" sounded like a compliment, I apologize. Maybe I should have rephrased that.

    By Todd, on 10:41 AM  

  • She'll always be that witch from Hookus Pookus to me. It's the nose. Her stomach and legs are incredible. Another brown bagger makes the list. That is all.

    By Blonde Vigilante, on 10:44 AM  

  • I can see why people confuse the two. They look exactly alike.

    By Matthew Broderick, on 10:47 AM  

  • nahh Todd, it made perfect sense to me even b4 i read the rest... that fugly bitch.

    By Matt, on 10:51 AM  

  • correct me if I'm wrong but isn't FUGLY a combination of fat and ugly? wouldn't use the first one to describe her

    By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM  

  • duhhr.
    FUGLY is a blend of FuckingUgly.

    see: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=fugly

    By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM  

  • wtf? fugly = FUCKIN UGLY. get with the program einstein.

    By Anonymous, on 11:18 AM  

  • Only people who never watched Sex and the City think SJP is ugly. I prefer watching sassy, charming, expressive Sarah Jessica than perfect looking but personalityless Jessica Alba any day... (I like Alba, but lets face it she's uber boring as an actress)

    And while I'm defending SJP, I also have to say that I totally understand her comment... I mean, how COULD she be a sex expert when she's married to Matthew Broderick? Ick... she clearly married for companionship and conversation.

    By Erica, on 11:18 AM  

  • Im sorry but she has just never done anything for me. She is nice it seems but she really just got lucky as a b actress turned social icon with sex and the city. Boring

    By Anonymous, on 11:23 AM  

  • I think Sarah is the one who's confused. She prances around to all of the Hollywood events, acting like Carrie Bradshaw on crack. And then she's always posing for the media, wearing designer shoes and clothes. Let's face it...this fugly girl mugs for the camera and loves the attention. Her personality is essentially the same thing we see on the show. I've come to the conclusion that there is no alter-ego. Sarah Jessica Parker and Carrie Bradshaw are the same person.

    So much for her acting range. Now STFU Carrie and get busy with that article. It's due on my desk by 5:00.

    By jeditemple, on 11:25 AM  

  • Poor Ferris Bueller.

    By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM  

  • Wow...those close ups are very....unfortunate.

    By Anonymous, on 11:44 AM  

  • I saw SJP in person in 2000, and she was hot!! Some people don't look good in photos, and she's one of them. If you were to pass SJP on the street, however, you'd definitely turn your head. Plus, for a size 2, her body is banging. Just thought I'd let you know, and I'm a hetero girl. Another girl I was with who saw her that night was like "she's beautiful!" Not sure about that, but she's damn sexy.

    By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM  

  • Actually I saw her and Matthew on the subway one day with their kid. Totally normal, totally happy, like any other nice family. No glitz, no designer shoes, no "Carrie". I think the public has this perception of her because the only time they see her is when she is actually at an event, and therefore dressed up and looking very "Sex and the City".

    By redkitten, on 11:55 AM  

  • "In the real world, you'd be asking people riddles so they could cross your bridge."

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ahem. That, sir, was fucking funny. Carry on.

    By Anonymous, on 12:06 PM  

  • I seem to recall her making my crotch tingle in "Honeymoon in Vegas" with that tight white outfit. She looks bad in those pictures though. I guess she's showing her age but she did have a rockin' body back in the day and it still ain't bad.

    By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM  

  • SJP has an adorable personality and she was very pretty on Sex in the City. She doesn't photograph particularly well. She has great shoes.

    By Anonymous, on 1:00 PM  

  • If you think she's hideous NOW, go find a photo of her BEFORE the nosejob(s). ;-)

    Yes, she's fugly.

    JJ

    By joejoe, on 1:16 PM  

  • 11:54, did you say "banging"?

    lol. watching too much "blowout", are we?

    By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM  

  • Maybe George Clooney's fake doctor-ness can give her character a fake nosejob. Or a real one. That would be good.

    By Anonymous, on 1:32 PM  

  • how dumb would a person be to have to believe she's her character? she's not even a good actress

    By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM  

  • shouldn't sjp be glad that anyone even cares to harass her on the street?

    By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM  

  • if that chick had nosejob(s) she should sue her doctor. she got butchered.

    By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM  

  • Her veins are a drug addict's dream.

    I like her, by the way.

    By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM  

  • I've watched Sex in the City, and I still think SJP looks like an overexercised horse with painfully desperate, trying-too-hard fashion sense.

    The perfume her name is slapped onto, however, smells very nice.

    By Jude C, on 3:10 PM  

  • I think it's ironic that she is at some party sponsered by the Red Cross, and her veins are about ready to explode out of her arms.

    By Anonymous, on 3:36 PM  

  • jude C - that's fucking awesome -you had me at overexcercised horse! The thing that bothers me the most about her, other than that annoying voice, is that mole/growth thing on her chin. She's always trying to cover it up with make-up - and you just KNOW there's at least one nasty black hair that grows out of it. Just get the damn thing removed already!

    By Jess, on 3:51 PM  

  • Great Gap Troll reference!

    By Anonymous, on 3:56 PM  

  • I dont know if anyone ever saw the Sex and City tapes, but I saw the very last ones and they had the "extra features" part and she came out with the writers and producers and I was SO SURPRISED, how different she looked from the writers.

    She looked amazing compared to them, she looked like she was like 20 years old. Her body and attitude are cool. Even if she is older and not a classic beauty she acts innocent and girlish and I think acting this way is WAAAY and being this way is better than acting like a slut or being a cocaine addicted model who is really "beautiful". You decide.

    By Anonymous, on 4:27 PM  

  • oh god - she's hideously ugly and even worse an actor. she essentially acts the same in every single role i've seen her in. i truly do not understand how she became an actor and such a revered "style icon" - just a horse in fancy clothes..

    By Anonymous, on 4:37 PM  

  • Jess--I always thought that thing was her third nipple. Didn't they used to call that a "witch's teat"? If she's a witch, it would explain how she got to be so famous and known as, how did Todd put it, a "unique beauty."

    By Jude C, on 5:05 PM  

  • she was in plenty of successful movies before sex and the city. must you be negative of every single celebrity on here except for girls you deem worthy of fucking?

    By Anonymous, on 6:27 PM  

  • The photos are taken at a Red Cross Event. At least she is DOING SOME GOOD , unlike all you losers who are being completely shallow and pathetic.

    And i watch Sex and the City, and I dont care if she is "hot" or not, i love the show and I love watching the character, Carrie Bradshaw.

    By Anonymous, on 7:34 PM  

  • She is very ugly. I always wondered on the show why so many men would come up to her b/c they thought she was "beautiful" I guess. We all know in the real world she's the girl who holds all the purses so her pretty friends can go dance.

    By Anonymous, on 9:06 PM  

  • Those veins are a little scary, she isn't that pale white...weird.

    LOL, she ain't uglier than Clint Howard!

    By Anonymous, on 9:10 PM  

  • But mathew broderick is so cute

    and she is so.. bskhdgkslda

    By Anonymous, on 12:10 AM  

  • yeah shes ugly I always got her confused with jennifer grey oh yeah square pegs sucked and i think jo polnechechk was waayy hotter

    By Anonymous, on 12:23 AM  

  • Looks like she just got the blackheads in her nose squeezed out.
    If she just got a nosejob she'd be pretty cute.
    I watch reruns of Sex & the City and at certain angles she is a pretty woman. Very pretty eyes and a great body.
    When I've seen her on talk shows though.. she comes off as a bit on the stuck up side. *shrugs*
    Whatever though... I'm not hatin on her.

    By Anonymous, on 1:11 AM  

  • She looks better with curly blonde hair- makes her seem as if shes got more personality.

    By Anonymous, on 4:24 AM  

  • Is it just me or are a lot of celebs mentioning the name "George Clooney" in the course of conversations that have nothing to do with him?

    By Anonymous, on 6:13 AM  

  • Let me mention George Clooney in a thread that has nothing to do with him :) I'm now reading a magazine with pictures of celebs as children, and most of them I wouldn't recognize. But 9-year-old George Clooney looks just like...George Clooney, with the same cunning expression on his face, and 11-year-old SJ Parker is impossible to confuse with anyone. Looks just like herself, just smaller:)

    By Anonymous, on 8:58 AM  

  • i think she's pretty. a VAST improvement from her footloose days.

    By Anonymous, on 9:59 AM  

  • Oh no you didn't! SJP is beautiful. She's lit from within. Her body is smokin. Her eyes are gorgeous. She has a great smile. Just because she doesn't have a little button nose doesn't mean she's fugly. She's an inspiration to real women everywhere.

    By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM  

  • Yep, I said "banging." Sorry, I don't watch Blowout. I've never seen it. I must add that I saw the other Sex and the City chicks that same night. Sam had a great body, but her face was leathery. Kristin Davis was suprisingly leathery as well. But Miranda had creamy, smooth skin. She's the most naturally beautiful of them all, but I never would have guessed that from watching Sex and the City. Kristin would have gotten my vote.

    By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM  

  • SJP is a buttaface of the highest order.

    By Anonymous, on 4:12 PM  

  • well i think that she has every right to be fed up with everyone who stops her on the street and ask her about his personal problems.she has her own problems.the woman is an actress and wants to go on with her career.i can not understand why all that fuss.she wass acting very well when she was Carry and she is capable to act really nice.i just find her fabulous .......

    By eleni, on 4:19 PM  

  • What's it that O&A called her? "Ruth Buzzie in a dress?" Go away, Sarah. No one cares about you.

    By Vichus Smith, on 6:24 AM  

  • LOVE HER<3

    By Anonymous, on 11:12 PM  

  • I think she is beautiful, the rest of you are just fat haters!

    By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM  

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