While I'm willing to submit to the idea that Tom Cruise is in need of mental examinations... I'm still tempted to think that he said this for shock value in mocking of everyone mocking him for being crazy...
Please tell me that this psycho is joking. If he's serious, child services and the police need to be present at the birth to make sure his crazy ass doesn't sacrifice the child to Xenu by throwing it into the nearest volcano.
To Tom: If you wanted to make sure that no one in the english speaking world went to see MI 3 this year, you've done it. Please go be crazy in the privacy of your own home. If you want to join the rest of the normal people, you're going to have to up your medication. Again.
tom cruise has gone the way of michael jackson. so far around the bend, but with so much money and power that he has no need to live in reality. i'm sure he thinks he is the sanest person on the planet, and there is probably no one around him willing to tell him any diffrently.
Anonymous @ 9:34 am hit it right on the head - it's the same bizarre, detached-from-reality behavior exhibited by MJackson... all a product of money and celebrity going straight to his Scientology-reprogrammed brain. Those benefitting from it are certainly not goint to contradict him, and this little girl who he chose to empregnate is blinded by all the fanfare and "star" power.
I posted the first comment. So, apparently someone in the office just told me that eating the placenta is a big thing in England. Can anyone confirm this? More civilized my ass. My image of jolly old England has been corrupted for eternity.
Surely he's playing with people? I see him sitting in front of his computer, watching the story spread around the internet and laughing. 'Dance, my puppets! Dance!'
It is a hippie thing and some third world culture thing as well. I've seen the placenta...and it's not pretty nor does it smell very good. I'd pass--even if it was supposedly good for you.
With that said, Tom Cruise did a recent interview with Diane Sawyer (maybe??) and he remarked about the placenta in a joking fashion. He's not serious...he's just trying to play everyone.
Tom has got it all wrong! you dont eat the placenta, you wear it as a hat! yeah!!! imagine all the chicks phone numbers i could get with a big bloody bag of leftover genetic material on my head!!!!
when i was in high school, the wife of one of my teachers was pregnant. he was telling us that it's not uncommon to eat the placenta, but not right there. you cook it first and then it eat. if tom eats it right there, then that crazy bastard needs to be examined
There are actually whole recipe books out there for cooking and eating the placenta. My mother-in-law is a big wack job- she saved all 9 (yes, 9) of her placentas in the freezer (yes, the freezer, right between the ice cream and the frozen lasagna) until she got around to burying them in the yard- sometimes under a tree. Can you imagine having friends over who go into the freezer for ice or something and having to warn them to steer clear of the placenta?
as fucked as that is later on in the interview is another odd staetment...."Cruise said his sex life with Batman Begins star Katie had made him realise one-night stands were "horrible".
He added: "Great sex is a by-product for me of a great relationship, where you have communication. It's an extension of that. If you're not in good communication with your partner, it sucks."
Tom...please shut the fuck-up. Maybe some lady in Utah believes you're straight but honestly no one else does. So please stop talking about how great vagina is. You don't like so stop pretending.
I DONT THINK THAT THIS IS REAL! What kind of person would say that? Not even a crazy ass like MJackson would say that. If it is true then he is a fucking nut case!
I just don't see that as a nonjoking statement. Even if he is crazy as shit.. I just can't picture him actually admitting that to anyone even if he was going to do it... which I don't think he is....
It was a joke. His point i think is that everything is taken out of context and blown up. Perfect example. Everyone is freaking out and it was a joke. I feel quite sorry for Kate, I think she just got herself swept off her feet and so wrapped up in this and now the smoke has cleared and she is stuck.
Someone should hide the placenta remnants after the baby is born. Then we can tell Tom that some Illumnati guys stole the DNA from it...and they're cloning the child so Xenu can make an AntiCruise.
It's actually not abnormal. It's rumored that you feeed the placenta back to the babies, and it will help their immune system, and it will eventually make them smarter.
Athletes drink natural breast milk to heal their bodies faster..
sicko. absolute sicko. normal people do not joke about eating placenta on national television. i really think they are going to do some seriously sick ritual with the baby once it's born. it's going to be a home birth, and therefore no one is really going to know what's going on. i am so sicked over that child being born into this.
I just want to fuck Katie while's she pregant and shit. I bet she let me stick it any where too. I love her new squirrel cheeks...my dick would have a resting place in her mouth...Do all women look this terrible when there pregant. I don't know cause I father bitches and roll...I ain't sticking around when shit goes down if you know what I mean.....
Can't Tom act like the rest of Hollywood get drunk and have papis take pics of him and put them in mags. Can't he just be cool like Jack Bauer. If I want to be anyone its Kiefer....he's my hero. He just runs around getting hammered and takes his pants off at restraunts in Hollywood...Note to self...kiefer is my dad...I want to be just like him...
come where a society of drunks we love to party...no one has morals anymore....where all going to hell...
well Tomkat's baby finally popped its head out. Coincidently, Tom's adversary Brooke Shields had her baby too. Somehow I don't see Brooke's baby sharing a sandbox with Tomkat's kid
Um, who the hell is that behind Katie in the last pic? (Scroll down to her legs and you see two pairs, one is passing behind her.) Either it's Brooke Shield's hitman (a.k.a. Brooke's newborn) or it's Tom running back to the trunk to get out his sub machine gun to take care of dem dere paparazzi!
I can't believe so many unfit people are screwing without a gosh darn condom. I mean, come on people, is it so hard!?! First Brit and K-Fuck, then Angie and Brad, and now TomKat. What is the next generation coming to? I just pray my future offspring isn't one day flipping through mags to learn that Suri got knocked up with Fergie's hermaphroditical baby... Herms run in the family, don't they?
Um, who the hell is that behind Katie in the last pic? (Scroll down to her legs and you see two pairs, one is passing behind her.) Either it's Brooke Shield's hitman (a.k.a. Brooke's newborn) or it's Tom galloping back to the trunk to get out his sub machinegun to take care of dem dere paparazzi!
I can't believe so many unfit people are screwing without a gosh darn condom. I mean come on people, is it so hard just to slip it on and be done with it!?! First Brit and K-Fuck, then Angie and Brad, and now TomKat. What is the next generation coming to? I just pray my future offspring isn't one day flipping through mags to learn that Suri got knocked up with Fergie's hermaphroditical baby... Herms run in the family, don't they?
Biologically nothing could be more normal. Many, MANY mammals eat the placenta, usually the mother eats the afterbirth right after birth (wink) to replace nutrients lost during delivery. So yes, it's "normal". But in this day and age it is just completely disgusting, especially in the west. It's uncalled for nowadays IMO. Go buy a fucking multivitamin.
Im gonna go ahead and tie all this is to his "religion", because it is a religion for gays. It is more of a cult than anything. Whether he was joking about eating the placenta or not, he's fucking weird. MY sister said for Tom Cruise to suck it. HAHA
To the person who said that "English people eat their babys placenta and they heard it in the office", well, let me tell you firstly, I am English, I have children, I live in England and anybody who ate a placenta would have a lot of trouble, they would probably have the social services at their door, and the baby taken into care, the people in the office don't know what they are talking about..they were winding you up..(as we say in England)
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Eat the cord and placenta, WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Jumping on a couch crazy is one thing, but this is fucking Jeffery Dahmer territory!
By Anonymous, on 9:26 AM
While I'm willing to submit to the idea that Tom Cruise is in need of mental examinations... I'm still tempted to think that he said this for shock value in mocking of everyone mocking him for being crazy...
at least I hope.
By Ros, on 9:30 AM
Please tell me that this psycho is joking. If he's serious, child services and the police need to be present at the birth to make sure his crazy ass doesn't sacrifice the child to Xenu by throwing it into the nearest volcano.
To Tom: If you wanted to make sure that no one in the english speaking world went to see MI 3 this year, you've done it. Please go be crazy in the privacy of your own home. If you want to join the rest of the normal people, you're going to have to up your medication. Again.
By Anonymous, on 9:33 AM
tom cruise has gone the way of michael jackson. so far around the bend, but with so much money and power that he has no need to live in reality. i'm sure he thinks he is the sanest person on the planet, and there is probably no one around him willing to tell him any diffrently.
By Anonymous, on 9:34 AM
WTF??? RUN KATIE RUN!!!
By Anonymous, on 9:38 AM
Anonymous @ 9:34 am hit it right on the head - it's the same bizarre, detached-from-reality behavior exhibited by MJackson... all a product of money and celebrity going straight to his Scientology-reprogrammed brain. Those benefitting from it are certainly not goint to contradict him, and this little girl who he chose to empregnate is blinded by all the fanfare and "star" power.
By Anonymous, on 9:38 AM
I posted the first comment. So, apparently someone in the office just told me that eating the placenta is a big thing in England. Can anyone confirm this? More civilized my ass. My image of jolly old England has been corrupted for eternity.
By Anonymous, on 9:43 AM
Surely he's playing with people?
I see him sitting in front of his computer, watching the story spread around the internet and laughing. 'Dance, my puppets! Dance!'
By santori, on 9:44 AM
Eating placenta is not uncommon. I've known some hippies who did that as a sort of love/family/life type of ceremony. Then they bury it.
By Anonymous, on 9:49 AM
It is a hippie thing and some third world culture thing as well. I've seen the placenta...and it's not pretty nor does it smell very good. I'd pass--even if it was supposedly good for you.
With that said, Tom Cruise did a recent interview with Diane Sawyer (maybe??) and he remarked about the placenta in a joking fashion. He's not serious...he's just trying to play everyone.
By Anonymous, on 9:55 AM
Tom has got it all wrong!
you dont eat the placenta, you wear it as a hat! yeah!!! imagine all the chicks phone numbers i could get with a big bloody bag of leftover genetic material on my head!!!!
By another ToDD, on 9:57 AM
when i was in high school, the wife of one of my teachers was pregnant. he was telling us that it's not uncommon to eat the placenta, but not right there. you cook it first and then it eat. if tom eats it right there, then that crazy bastard needs to be examined
By Anonymous, on 10:06 AM
Did no one see the Diane Sawyer inteview with him? He was just joking.
By Anonymous, on 10:11 AM
There are actually whole recipe books out there for cooking and eating the placenta. My mother-in-law is a big wack job- she saved all 9 (yes, 9) of her placentas in the freezer (yes, the freezer, right between the ice cream and the frozen lasagna) until she got around to burying them in the yard- sometimes under a tree.
Can you imagine having friends over who go into the freezer for ice or something and having to warn them to steer clear of the placenta?
By Anonymous, on 10:15 AM
Maybe he will accidently strangle himself while he is eating the cord.
By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM
and katie holmes needs to get her teeth fixed already. talk about gnarly edges (see first photo to left)
By Anonymous, on 10:24 AM
I hope to God this crazy fuck was just joking. But the fact that you are not able to tell that it is a or not is a sad comment to his mental health
By Anonymous, on 10:36 AM
would he eat his gallbladder if it was to be removed??
By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
Maybe he'll have the alien's tonsils removed so that he can enjoy a nice appetizer.
By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
it was a joke. he made that clear on the interview with diane sawyer
By Anonymous, on 10:51 AM
as fucked as that is later on in the interview is another odd staetment...."Cruise said his sex life with Batman Begins star Katie had made him realise one-night stands were "horrible".
He added: "Great sex is a by-product for me of a great relationship, where you have communication. It's an extension of that. If you're not in good communication with your partner, it sucks."
Tom...please shut the fuck-up. Maybe some lady in Utah believes you're straight but honestly no one else does. So please stop talking about how great vagina is. You don't like so stop pretending.
By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM
This guy needs help. Serious help. What a freak!!
By Anonymous, on 10:58 AM
That is, without a doubt, janked-up, bat shit crazy.
By Kitty X, on 10:58 AM
Can i just say..EW!
By Brandi Love, on 11:07 AM
Of course Tom Cruise said he was joking afterward. That's his publicist clenaing up his mess. Fucking nutcase.
By Anonymous, on 11:09 AM
I DONT THINK THAT THIS IS REAL! What kind of person would say that? Not even a crazy ass like MJackson would say that.
If it is true then he is a fucking nut case!
By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM
That's sick. I can't even eat raw eggs let alone placenta. I like Tom Cruise's movies and what not but he's getting too weird for me.
By WOM, on 11:43 AM
I just don't see that as a nonjoking statement.
Even if he is crazy as shit.. I just can't picture him actually admitting that to anyone even if he was going to do it... which I don't think he is....
By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
Why does she insist on wearing painted-on shirts that make her look like she has a basketball with a belly-button under them?
By Laurie, on 12:07 PM
what the fuck is he talking about? god what a freak. CALM DOWN, TOM. he needs some anti-psychotic medication, seriously.
By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
It was a joke. His point i think is that everything is taken out of context and blown up. Perfect example. Everyone is freaking out and it was a joke. I feel quite sorry for Kate, I think she just got herself swept off her feet and so wrapped up in this and now the smoke has cleared and she is stuck.
By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM
I'd love to eat his liver with some fava beans and a nice chanti.
By Anonymous, on 12:29 PM
So Nasty man.. He's Nasty!
By Mateo, on 12:31 PM
That is unbelievably disgusting as fuck.
By Roonie, on 12:34 PM
What does she have against maternity clothes? They make really cute maternity clothes nowadays. That shirt looks stupid and so do those pants.
By Anonymous, on 12:49 PM
Someone should hide the placenta remnants after the baby is born. Then we can tell Tom that some Illumnati guys stole the DNA from it...and they're cloning the child so Xenu can make an AntiCruise.
He would totally freak.
By jeditemple, on 1:01 PM
LOL Anon 12:29, perfectly put!
And I thought it was freaking weird when Pamela Anderson buried the placentas from the births of her 2 sons beside a tree in their yard...
By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM
It's actually not abnormal. It's rumored that you feeed the placenta back to the babies, and it will help their immune system, and it will eventually make them smarter.
Athletes drink natural breast milk to heal their bodies faster..
why isnt that odd?
By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM
*Praying for TC choking to death on said placenta*
By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM
sicko. absolute sicko. normal people do not joke about eating placenta on national television. i really think they are going to do some seriously sick ritual with the baby once it's born. it's going to be a home birth, and therefore no one is really going to know what's going on. i am so sicked over that child being born into this.
By Anonymous, on 2:42 PM
"Athletes drink natural breast milk to heal their bodies faster..
why isnt that odd?"--um, it is.
By Anonymous, on 3:04 PM
I just want to fuck Katie while's she pregant and shit. I bet she let me stick it any where too. I love her new squirrel cheeks...my dick would have a resting place in her mouth...Do all women look this terrible when there pregant. I don't know cause I father bitches and roll...I ain't sticking around when shit goes down if you know what I mean.....
Can't Tom act like the rest of Hollywood get drunk and have papis take pics of him and put them in mags. Can't he just be cool like Jack Bauer. If I want to be anyone its Kiefer....he's my hero. He just runs around getting hammered and takes his pants off at restraunts in Hollywood...Note to self...kiefer is my dad...I want to be just like him...
come where a society of drunks we love to party...no one has morals anymore....where all going to hell...
well goodnight from LA...my little droogles...
By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM
Maybe the doc will fail to slice the umbilical cord from the kid thus causing Tom to injest his own spawn in a frenzied fit of placenting-gorging.
I dunno.
One can only hope.
By Gonzo, on 3:48 PM
well Tomkat's baby finally popped its head out. Coincidently, Tom's adversary Brooke Shields had her baby too. Somehow I don't see Brooke's baby sharing a sandbox with Tomkat's kid
By Brandy, on 4:13 PM
I've now officially stopped saying it can't get any weirder.
By Mo, on 6:10 PM
I know he can't be serious!! Is he !????
By Anonymous, on 6:20 PM
"Athletes drink natural breast milk to heal their bodies faster.."
Well lucky for them if they can get it.
By Jem, on 9:21 PM
Um, who the hell is that behind Katie in the last pic? (Scroll down to her legs and you see two pairs, one is passing behind her.) Either it's Brooke Shield's hitman (a.k.a. Brooke's newborn) or it's Tom running back to the trunk to get out his sub machine gun to take care of dem dere paparazzi!
I can't believe so many unfit people are screwing without a gosh darn condom. I mean, come on people, is it so hard!?! First Brit and K-Fuck, then Angie and Brad, and now TomKat. What is the next generation coming to? I just pray my future offspring isn't one day flipping through mags to learn that Suri got knocked up with Fergie's hermaphroditical baby... Herms run in the family, don't they?
By Katie's Placenta Pudding, on 12:44 AM
Um, who the hell is that behind Katie in the last pic? (Scroll down to her legs and you see two pairs, one is passing behind her.) Either it's Brooke Shield's hitman (a.k.a. Brooke's newborn) or it's Tom galloping back to the trunk to get out his sub machinegun to take care of dem dere paparazzi!
I can't believe so many unfit people are screwing without a gosh darn condom. I mean come on people, is it so hard just to slip it on and be done with it!?! First Brit and K-Fuck, then Angie and Brad, and now TomKat. What is the next generation coming to? I just pray my future offspring isn't one day flipping through mags to learn that Suri got knocked up with Fergie's hermaphroditical baby... Herms run in the family, don't they?
By Anonymous, on 12:48 AM
Biologically nothing could be more normal. Many, MANY mammals eat the placenta, usually the mother eats the afterbirth right after birth (wink) to replace nutrients lost during delivery. So yes, it's "normal". But in this day and age it is just completely disgusting, especially in the west. It's uncalled for nowadays IMO. Go buy a fucking multivitamin.
By Anonymous, on 4:02 AM
Breaking news: Cruise accidentally eats part of new daughter along with placenta
http://carbolicsmokeblog.blogspot.com/2006/04/breaking-news-tom-cruise-accidentally.html
By Judge Rufus Peckham, on 5:30 AM
OMG!!! Thats disguesting!! Like ewwww, who the hell would do that? Well, I guess Tom Cruise!!
By Anonymous, on 3:15 PM
Im gonna go ahead and tie all this is to his "religion", because it is a religion for gays. It is more of a cult than anything. Whether he was joking about eating the placenta or not, he's fucking weird.
MY sister said for Tom Cruise to suck it. HAHA
By Anonymous, on 4:11 PM
To the person who said that "English people eat their babys placenta and they heard it in the office", well, let me tell you firstly, I am English, I have children, I live in England and anybody who ate a placenta would have a lot of trouble, they would probably have the social services at their door, and the baby taken into care, the people in the office don't know what they are talking about..they were winding you up..(as we say in England)
By Anonymous, on 9:18 AM
Well I know where this baby eating business came from and coughwhatracecougcough
By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
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