Jessica Alba Slips a Nip
During my senior year in high school my team and I were out on the lacrosse field getting stretched out before a game and a guy I had a huge crush on was on the sidelines watching us. I didn't have any underwear on because I was too lazy to do my laundry during those days, and I almost never wore them (and we didn't wear those traditional skirts/kilts other teams wore). One of my teammates decided it was a good day to pay me back for the time I launched my lacrosse stick between her legs while she was running full speed past me causing her to trip and fall flat on her face. (It was hilarious.) So she snuck behind me and pulled my shorts down right there in the middle of the field. But she pulled so hard she ripped them off me, and there I was half nekkid and mortified holding a torn up pair of Umbros over my naughty parts while everyone (including that guy) enjoyed a huge laugh at my expense.The point of my story is, I think I would have taken Jessica Alba's boring ol' nipple slip on the red carpet at US Weekly's Hot Hollywood Awards last night over my crotch and ass slip several years ago. But I guess we really don't get to choose these things, now do we?
Update: Of course, this other (NSFW) Alba nip slip was much, much better.
22 Comments:
only one thing missing: nipple
By Anonymous, on 2:09 PM
Not much too look at on Jessica, but I was able to whack off just thinking of Jenny with no underwear on. Thanks!!!
By That hot guy by the lacrosse field, on 2:17 PM
Please tell me you have pictures of your crotch and ass slip.
By Markus, on 2:27 PM
Thank less modern times for no camera phones back then, or there may have been pictures of that day floating around. Sorry, Markus. Maybe next time.
By Jenny, on 2:33 PM
Too bad Jenny, I would enjoy a nice picture of your crotch. You're hot!
By Anonymous, on 3:07 PM
A few years ago, working on a college lax match, I saw the same thing. Not sure why the female player in question went commando. Thanks for the memory.
Can we at least get a pix of Jenny in her lax uni?
By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM
I saw literally a similar thing a few years while working a college lax game. I am not sure why the player decided not to wear anything under the traditional skirt, but she gave us a nice bush shot on several occassions.
Not that I am complaining.
Any chance we get a pix of Jenny in her non-traditional lax uni?
By Michael, on 3:13 PM
The only one I have is in black and white of me scoring a goal. And I have a big, black mouth guard in my mouth. Hawt. That's before they hooked us up with the clear ones. Maybe I'll post it on my MySpace.
By Jenny, on 3:19 PM
What's up with commando and female athletes? There are some soccer girls where I go to school that have an affinity for air circulation down there.
By Michael Tompkins, on 4:21 PM
Please, why don't these dumb ass celebrities just stop wearing clothes that may or may not reveal their private parts, which really aren't so private since most "actresses", if you can even call these attention whores that any more, show them in a heart beat for cold hard cash, or make a big deal that they don't since they have "morals" (if they had morals they wouldn't be doing something important and meaningful to make the world a better place BEFORE they got loaded, but that is beside the point)
By Anonymous, on 4:39 PM
So, so close.
But why do I sense that was staged a little bit? Nothing showed and it got her on all these websites.
www.wrestlingbeltworld.com
By Wrestling Beltworld, on 4:45 PM
it looks extremely staged to me as well. only one strap slips off, and she makes this such a big deal out of it. I subtely fix my blouse/dress/whatever, all the time with out doing a full on grab and pouting.
By Anonymous, on 7:44 PM
Jenny != Jessica Alba
Pleeese.
Signed,
Capt. Obvious
By Anonymous, on 9:19 PM
This nip slip isn't that good. It's really needle in a haystack
By Vichus Smith, on 4:44 AM
Give the girl a break today is her Birthday
By Anonymous, on 5:29 AM
That's about as naked as she got in Playboy.
By Blonde Vigilante, on 7:50 AM
So what. She still looks beautiful.
By Anonymous, on 9:59 AM
nothing more than a desperate cry for more attention, now that the playboy thing is no longer an issue.
By Anonymous, on 10:19 AM
Er... what?
By Cindylover1969, on 11:56 AM
this is so dumb want to see her boob then go to sleep and dream!!!!!!!! LOL
By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
I would like to thank Jesus very much for creating Jessica Alba's tits so I could enjoy them so very much in that see-thru shot. Thank you !
By Anonymous, on 9:15 PM
ya'll should go to sleep! Cuz thats as close as ur goina get to jessica alba!!
By Anonymous, on 4:39 PM
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