Lindsay Lohan won an award for "Favorite Actress" in Herpes: Fully Loaded at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards on Saturday. When she ran up to accept her award she had yet another "wardrobe malfunction," or as I like to call it, "she's either really stupid, or she does this crap on purpose, or both." All of the 8 year olds standing beneath her will likely nominate her for "Favorite Freckled Ass Crack" for next year's awards show. I didn't watch the show, but I assume her acceptance speech went something like, "Thanks, you little bitches! I'd throw my underwear at you, but I'm not wearing any!! LOL at me! Peace out!"

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