64 Comments:

• beached whale, anyone?

  By Anonymous, on 7:14 PM  

• Damn. I miss the days when I could just pretend she was chunky. Eating too much fried chicken, I can understand. But producing another spawn with K-Fed? Unforgivable.

  By Anonymous, on 7:19 PM  

• Wow. Another kid. No words from me.. Just disappointed. *sigh*

  By Sera, on 7:26 PM  

• Spears barefoot and pregnant? Seems right to me.

  By Anonymous, on 7:32 PM  

• Britney: "Honey, I thank I broke the first youngin'. Can we make us anuther 'un?"

  By Gonzo, on 7:35 PM  

• It really doesn't get more white trash than this. The only thing that would make it even better is the baby wasn't K-Fed's.
  
  Opps, she did it again... OKAY, very lame, I know, I just had to say it.

  By Anonymous, on 7:37 PM  

• I think its funny that in the third set of pictures where she is wearing the blue dress thing, that in the second pic, the girl behind britney has totally stolen her look all the way down to the bad bleach job to the bad classes to the stupid facial expressions to the somewhat "huskier" body frame.
  
  All she needs is the dumb ass cowboy hat.

  By Anonymous, on 9:19 PM  

• after k-ked's album "drops" within a year they'll be dead broke and living in a trailor park

  By son of a bitch, on 9:21 PM  

• "Raising Arizona" comes to mind when I think of Britney and K-Fed...

  By jeditemple, on 9:24 PM  

• Well, I hope that she is happy. Hard to tell lately....

  By Anonymous, on 9:33 PM  

• oops in my comment above, regarding Britney's "look-a-like" I meant to say "glasses" not "classes"

  By Anonymous, on 9:46 PM  

• what's the matter britney? you weren't fugly enough after the first kid? you want to "eat for two" some more?
  
  she says she wants a baby to bring her and kevin closer together.. this girl's dumber than a brick.

  By Anonymous, on 10:03 PM  

• I love the baby's body language in the first picture. Babies usually put their legs around their moms and hold on when being carried. At least he got a few brain cells that his parents so clearly lack.

  By Anonymous, on 10:07 PM  

• to 9:19... I was wondering about the gi-normous bruise on Brit-wannabe's leg.
  
  That thing is scary.

  By Anonymous, on 10:16 PM  

• Good freaking god.. I hope she is not pregnant.
  Life can just be so cruel sometimes. Asshats like them can have babies left and right while good people who desperatly want their own can't.
  Anyways... I seriously pray she isn't pregnant again.

  By Anonymous, on 10:18 PM  

• Pathetic white trash shitty mother no talent whore. I think that about sums it up.

  By dickcheneysheartattack, on 10:34 PM  

• HAHA!! Those last two pictures are great, made me laugh out loud, because it's so true...good one Jenny!

  By Anonymous, on 11:02 PM  

• Perfect. A perfect ending to a hillbilly fairytale.

  By Roonie, on 2:42 AM  

• I guess she'll have to delay her incredible comeback, where she was going to "save pop music."
  
  Don't worry about your future Britney. I'm sure K-Fed will make sure y'all have the biggest double-wide in the county. It'll be close enough to the Walmart, so you can get ya some good house shoes.

  By jeditemple, on 6:17 AM  

• Gonzo,
  LMAO

  By Anonymous, on 6:33 AM  

• Reproduction should require written tests first. That way, we could have prevented the disasters and slept better at night.

  By Laurie, on 6:42 AM  

• I hope this girl has all the money she thinks she's ever going to need because if she thinks she's going to pick up her career where she left off in a few years when the kids are in school, she'll be in for a rude awakening.
  
  And does she own a fucking real bra, fer chrissakes?!! She's shooting anthills with those tits!

  By Anonymous, on 6:46 AM  

• I haven't read the article in US personally, but according to Yahoo!, the new Federspawn is due in "late September/early October". So that means she has to be around 4-5 months preggers already. (Oi, sorry, am I right? Double-check that -- I haven't slept all night.) Whew. I'm thinking they'll name this one Satan, Jr.? May God have mercy on us all...
  
  Seriously though, I can't believe this. I bet my roommate 20 bucks she wasn't really preggers. Crap. Looks like I'm going to have to find a really high ledge to jump off of, hopefully landing on Britney on the sidewalk, (in flip-flops & a belly shirt, with a Red Bull in one hand and her HIV test results from the doctor in the other) and as I plummet down in a ball of lack of hope and despair, Britney instinctively grabbing Sean P. out of the baby carriage as she sees the shadow approach and shielding herself with the child, saving herself and the other Death Spawn to make its debut. At least the first kid will be put out of his misery and the fetus will probably later be left on the sidewalk and forgotten at 3 months after birth.
  
  "It was the paparazzi that was after me, ya'll! The nanny suggested to me that I should sacrifice my first born! Really!! It's her fault, not my, like, stupidity and reluctance to buy a condom. Tee hee hee... Ya'll got a cig?... Why're ya'll lookin' at me like that? Did I forget to shower, again? Dang, Kevin, I have to do all the work of being a moron! Why do I put up wit you?"

  By Anonymous, on 6:57 AM  

• Who knows how this kid will fare out!! Guess they never heard of birth control it costs $30-35 Britney. Maybe that's her cheeto and frapp. allowance and she couldn't give that up! Enjoy SP for more than a few months at least Poor SP now he has to fight for the little attention he does receive from his parents.
  WANTED: NANNIE MUST NOT SPEAK EMGLISH(to take the fall if anything happens which we know SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN) MUST DRIVE ,COOK,CLEAN,CARE FOR 4 KIDS (SP,new baby, Britney/KFED)
  GONZO/S.O.B your post made me laugh. SOB they could try another "chaotic" for some moola. let's hope not!!

  By carla, on 7:38 AM  

• no turning back now. Kfed is committing terrorism like muslims.
  he should be arrested and put on trial for his bad deeds..

  By this is a funny page, on 7:38 AM  

• Am i the only one expecting this one to come out brown?

  By sam991, on 7:45 AM  

• Kevin "Baby Doctor" Federline strikes again!

  By Anonymous, on 8:01 AM  

• Yaaaaaaaaaaay!
  
  This makes me happy, if only because it should give a delay to her releasing any new albums.
  
  Maybe it will, maybe it won't. Atleast I can dream.
  
  I'm not sure which I hate more; HER or her MUSIC.
  
  JJ

  By joejoe, on 8:20 AM  

• Wasn't this twit photographed drinking hard liquor recently and blabbing to anyone who would listen that that was proof she wasn't pregnant?
  
  I'll bet Mommy Dearest is kicking herself right now. She should have let Birthney stay married to the first guy. The gravy train has come to an end, Mama Spears! Time to start concentrating on your other no-talent spawn.

  By JAFO, on 8:23 AM  

• aparently they dont teach safe sex and condoms to alabama trash

  By Anonymous, on 8:39 AM  

• Anon 8:39
  Britney isn't from Alabama, not even we can go that low.

  By Anonymous, on 9:16 AM  

• I swear to sweet #*&$ing Christ, if I *ever* track down the person who started that whole "baby bump" thing I will punch their heart straight through their chest. I thought celebrity journalism couldn't get any stupider or more dumbed down than the whole "Tomkat" / "Brangelina" thing, but they actually managed to make it worse.

  By Anonymous, on 9:27 AM  

• K-Fed's "guys" sure can swim!

  By Zen Wizard, on 9:38 AM  

• That's pretty sad when the high point in your life is when you're a teenager. It's all downhill from here, Britney dear. Pretty soon you will be legless, morbidly obese, and wheelchair bound like in Family Guy. (or maybe it was American Dad?) Anyone else see that one?

  By Anonymous, on 10:02 AM  

• Sam991, if her baby do come out brown it will still be a beautiful baby, that was a racist remark how ignorant. What a douche!

  By Anonymous, on 10:04 AM  

• I'd buy K-Feds crappy music if only the money would go to a vesectomy

  By Brandy, on 10:20 AM  

• hey brit, guess what? you're not hot anymore. i don't care to see your milk-filled mammaries sloshing around in the open.
  
  and yeah the tabloids were saying she must not be pregnant because she was drinking.. guess they underestimate her stupidity.

  By Anonymous, on 10:42 AM  

• Re: "Baby Bump"
  
  It's not the media here who coined that...regular people (non-media types) in the UK have been saying that for a long time.

  By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM  

• LOL at 10:07 and 6:57!
  
  I heard the US writer on the radio today. Kevin and Brit are having problems. This baby is an accident.
  
  I'm most concerned that some brainless girls will still look up to Britney and hope to reproduce like this trashy whale. Britney and Kevin are threats to increasing overpopulation.
  
  And why does Sean Preston always look so fucking fat?! Does she feed him Cheetos already or is she instructing her nanny to?

  By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM  

• RE:Anon 11:10 AM
  
  I think she's still breast feeding him. Cheetos and JD & coke along with breast milk is bound to put lbs. on a baby.

  By Brandy, on 11:18 AM  

• ANON 10:02 I saw that episode it was FAMILY GUY. VERY FUNNY!

  By carla, on 12:21 PM  

• Just as a note, if she was still breastfeeding it would have been hard for her to get pregnant. Breastfeeding is a natural form of contraceptive. Besides, why breastfeed when you can have the nanny and a bottle do the work for you? *eyeroll*
  
  Stupid trashy whore.

  By Anonymous, on 12:37 PM  

• Ugh. Please, Jenny. We don't need any more reminders that those two fornicate. Excuse me while I go shudder.

  By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM  

• Breastfeeding is a natural form of contraceptive.
  
  Oh, no it is not. My SIL can attest to that! She got pregnant with their 2nd child - roughly three months after having the first...she exclusively breastfed the first baby for 6-7 months, and still got pregnant.

  By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM  

• Anyone who honestly believes Britney breastfed is delusional. If anyone was breastfeeding that kid it was either the nanny or Britney's mom. Those people spend more time with that kid than Britney. Britney's too selfish to breastfeed.

  By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM  

• Good God some of you people are obviously Breast Milk Nazis. Just because someone doesn't breast feed their child doesn't mean they're not as good a mother as someone who does. Not everybody can breast feed, due to numerous reasons I won't go into and shouldn't have to. NEway, the bottle feeding is not what makes Britney a bad mother. It's the dropping him on the head regularly/using him as an airbag thing that makes her a shitty mother.

  By Anonymous, on 1:30 PM  

• oh yeah! Good point Anon 1:10 PM

  By Brandy, on 1:31 PM  

• LOL ...trashy whale

  By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM  

• I read somewhere online that she had been ordering 'fake' cocktails to throw off the paparazzi. Kevin Federline is obviously succeding in a plot (created by someone else, he's not clever enough)to repopulate the world with his spawns and then take it over!

  By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM  

• "I thought celebrity journalism couldn't get any stupider or more dumbed down than the whole "Tomkat" / "Brangelina" thing, but they actually managed to make it worse."
  
  Obviously, you didn't hear about the whole "Tomkitten" headline. Now I'm out to kill every journalist who spouted that dribble.
  
  Meanwhile, Kevin "Appleseed" Federline spreads his seed across the world...

  By jeditemple, on 2:05 PM  

• What exactly is her talent again? I mean besides breeding victims of hushed-up child abuse.

  By Matt, on 4:23 PM  

• Britney's airbag baby is also abused when she feeds him Cheetos right after she "dances" for Jamie Lynn.

  By Anonymous, on 4:57 PM  

• People!! People!! CAAAALM DOWN! It's most likely just a beer belly (to which JD, cheetos, fried chicken have also contributed)

  By Anonymous, on 5:05 PM  

• Did you read my first post? I listened to the US weekly writer on my way to work today. Britney is pregnant by accident and her and Kevin are having problems.
  
  I trust US cuz they hate Britney and Britney hates them AND Britney blogged about how the media are liars and all they do is lie right before she announced she was knocked up with Sean Preston.
  
  Britney is pregnant and stupid.

  By Anonymous, on 5:14 PM  

• OK, wake up call. Lets not call a baby names, he did not choose to be born. CHILL OUT!! I personally think no matter what she does you will say something. Baby's fall and get hurt, people in relationships fight and make up, you say why does she need a nanny, she fired the nanny and now you say you feel sorry for the babby. Make up your mind people or maybe get a life yourself.

  By Anonymous, on 5:35 PM  

• I don't think she's gone "downhill" looks-wise. This is probably how she's always looked under all the makeup, careful lighting, airbrushing, and minus the sit-ups.

  By Anonymous, on 8:03 PM  

• Saying a baby didn't ask to be born is no revelation. The baby is ugly and fat as hell. I said it. Go cry about it.
  
  Britney fans are so pathetic and obvious. She can't even sing, but you guys adore her. Sad.

  By Anonymous, on 9:42 PM  

• It could be gas. I hope it's just gas. Stop breeding, just stop.

  By Anonymous, on 10:04 PM  

• best post yet.

  By Anonymous, on 10:06 PM  

• I really don't understand what she sees in him. She used to be fairly attractive - why pick K-Fed?

  By Anonymous, on 1:03 AM  

• I've said this b4 and I will always say it. K-Fed was picked cuz he has a huge dick. I heard the interview from his ex Shar Jackson on Howard Stern.
  
  Kevin is amazing in bed. And soon other women will discover that as soon as he goes on tour. =)
  
  Karma is sweet.

  By Anonymous, on 11:40 AM  

• "Oh, no it is not. My SIL can attest to that!"
  
  Oh yes it is. Just because it isn't biologically foolproof, much like artificial contraceptives like condoms and the Pill, does not mean it is not biologically geared to prevent reproduction. Which, by the way, it is.
  
  "Not everybody can breast feed, due to numerous reasons I won't go into and shouldn't have to."
  
  Given that Britney wouldn't hesitate to tell everyone her excuse if she had it, and possesses the same sort of husky reproductive presence as a great ape, I think that "can" is not the problem. She'd tell the world if she COULDN'T, just so people wouldn't assume she was in any way a less-than-perfect mom. The breastfeeding thing is just a symptom of the overall problem.
  
  "Kevin is amazing in bed. And soon other women will discover that as soon as he goes on tour. =)"
  
  Yup. And then we will have Britney expecting sympathy, as Shar laughs and laughs and laughs...
  
  Seriously, he is too dumb to kiss up to his sugar momma. He'll cheat on her, just because he will assume he can.

  By Anonymous, on 10:34 PM  

• Correction:
  
  It's Kevin "Demonseed" Federline.

  By Anonymous, on 4:03 PM  

• Why would yuo want to go home to a ugly trashy white boy that him, brit brit go for a tall dark handsome itlian man! They know how to treat a woman!!

  By Anonymous, on 4:49 PM  

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