85 Comments:

• Those shoes are really safe to be walking around in while carrying your tiny baby.
  
  Maybe she could start juggling knives, or broken whiskey bottles, too. Kids like quick-moving shiny things.

  By Anonymous, on 3:29 PM  

• The rancid whore managed to make sure she didn't spill a drop of her drink. If I had this many near misses with my kid, I would be getting bailed out of jail right now. Stupid bitch.

  By Anonymous, on 3:31 PM  

• You notice that even when she's holding SPF, she's never ever looking at him, making baby faces and interacting with him, it seems that she's not interested in him at all, he's like a liability to her. A new mom typically can't take her eyes off her baby, smiling, etc....really, really sad.

  By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM  

• Nice "My Cousin Vinny" reference. I do loves me some Jenny.
  
  And I do miss me some Fred Gwynne.

  By Anonymous, on 3:37 PM  

• Why does she even bother with those hair extensions? Her hair always looks like shit with or without them. You can see where they're tied on with her hair up. That looks horrible. She's such a mess. Pregnant women are supposed to be pretty and glowing. She's such trash.

  By Anonymous, on 3:47 PM  

• tater tot look'n a little bit in-the-face like 'Corky' from 'Life Goes On' these days...

  By media whore, on 3:57 PM  

• With all the money she has, you'd think hemming her jeans--at least to the point that they're not actually serving as ratty slipcovers for her disgusting flip-flops--would be possible. Of course, I thought the same thing when I heard that she'd bought the cheapest highchair she could find in Babies R Us for her son--I mean, why splurge on a utility, every day item like that for your child when you can use the money instead for things like your greasy, sleazeball husband's dead in the water music career? And what the f&*^ made her think that she could put that bra with that top? What the f*&#, in fact, made her think she should wear that top at all?
  
  I wonder if Lynne Spears is secretly looking into legal guardianship over this poor baby. She must need a Valium and a shot of tequila every time she sees her daughter in the press--certainly Britney looks worse in every picture.

  By Anonymous, on 4:03 PM  

• If she hasn't hit rock bottom yet, gravity is heading her there faster than her boobs are heading south.
  
  I almost feel sorry for her.
  
  www.wrestlingbeltworld.com

  By Wrestling Beltworld, on 4:06 PM  

• She is the grossest thing since toe jam and belly button lint. How this trailer trash continues to be of interest is beyond me. It's the morbid fascination with macabre that we are all drawn to this bitch face. I'd rip out those fugly extensions and shove them down her fat ass throat. Lose some weight you freakin fat cow! And where the hell is that dead beat shit slice of a husband? God help us all if she continues to reproduce. Child welfare will be working some OT on this one.

  By lucy, on 4:08 PM  

• Wow, she is the ultimate fashion disaster, how horrifying...I don't even know where to begin...so I'll save my fingers and won't...

  By Anonymous, on 4:11 PM  

• if that was my baby, i would not have been holding a drink to begin with while walking with him. and if i was stupid enough to have drink in hand, as soon as i started to feel like i was losing my footing, i would have dropped that drink in a heartbeat and used my now free arm for my childs protection. stupid fool, walking in those stupid 7" high heeled shoes, then trying to blame it on photogs. ugly cow is lucky anyone even wants to take her zit faced pics anymore.

  By Anonymous, on 4:12 PM  

• I actually feel kinda bad for her...she's obviously not ready to have children, at least she has enough money to hire nannies for the rest of her children's lives (well until they're at least 18)...

  By Anonymous, on 4:15 PM  

• I feel sorry for that baby and the one she's pregnant with. He'd be much better off with a more capable mother who has more common sense even if that mother has less money.

  By Anonymous, on 4:17 PM  

• Someone ought to just cart that baggage off to the trailer park where she belongs. After child protection service has taken her baby away.

  By Anonymous, on 4:25 PM  

• OMG thank you Jenny, FINALLY someone commented on her ridiculous attire. I almost died when I saw that black bra hanging .. no, not even hanging, just *there* .. out of her halter top. wtf.

  By momo, on 4:27 PM  

• Doe she even know what her hair looks like from the back???

  By eXactlyWhat, on 4:44 PM  

• If that baby survives to see his first birthday, I'll be shocked.

  By Anonymous, on 4:57 PM  

• LMAO, Media Whore! Good one!!!!

  By Anonymous, on 4:59 PM  

• Jerry's not dead, man.
  
  He and the Dead live on forever in the bong-water and incense soaked, indian tapestry bedecked freshmen dorm rooms of colleges the world over!

  By lesh is more, on 5:01 PM  

• Why don't the people close to her
  like her mother,sister and father
  help her? Maybe they should babysit, give her a hand. She needs help/

  By Anonymous, on 5:05 PM  

• Is there some sort of flower thing stuck in the back of her hair with the extensions? I mean, is that a decoration of sorts, or is that something that her rat's nest of a head just snagged along the way that she never bothered to brush out??
  
  Good gawly, folks.

  By Anonymous, on 5:24 PM  

• SHES NOT ABLE TO DO MUCH BY HERSELF, NOT TAKE CARE OF HER KID, OR DRESS HERSELF. AND SHE LOVES LOSERS

  By Anonymous, on 5:41 PM  

• wow..it is like Brit watch everyday..you think she sees these photos or herself..you think ANY of her PR people have told her to "maybe stay in for awhile" or "brush you hair for the love of god" or "STOP BEING A DIPSHIT WITH YOUR CHILD IN PUBLIC!!!" what a moron she is...and each day it gets worse..so do her extensions..and if she cant walk in her Laboutin/Steve Madden knock-off's, maybe she should just go back to the Uggs with EVERYTHING...she is a mess. And, you are tight, I neve see her interact with that baby..she totes him as if he is nothing more than another cheap, oversized duffle bag that she calls her purses...Sad for that baby. And where is Federidiot when she is always out half killing that kid?

  By Anonymous, on 5:45 PM  

• The 2nd one isn't even born yet, and if they live long enough to get there, I've never seen two kids at such a young that that I knew were headed for jail time ... and I come from a small town y'all, so that's sayin' somethin'.
  
  In seriousness though, the people I feel sorry for here are all of the FIT people in the world who would give damn their lives to be able to have a child and can't and have to sit back and watch this happen right in front of their eyes. No justice.

  By Stephanie, on 7:38 PM  

• In the first pic, it looks like SPF's soul is trying to leave his body to save hime from that gutter trash he has for a mom

  By Brandy, on 8:17 PM  

• why can't she leave that baby at home like everyone else in hollywood with a good nanny?
  
  where is her husband for the love of God?!
  
  what the hell is going on around there!

  By Miss Ahmad, on 9:39 PM  

• Can someone give her a brush? Why is it that white girls think they can get away with that messy ponytail? It looks like a bird's nest...on Britney and everyone else...FYI, it's NOT cute...ewww

  By Anonymous, on 9:43 PM  

• Angelina has a gangload of kids and she seems to be doing ok...poor tater tot...

  By Anonymous, on 9:44 PM  

• so, for once on the past fucking year she decides to wear a bra, and she chooses to do so with THIS shirt??
  what a fool.

  By Anonymous, on 9:44 PM  

• Is it all some sort of master Brit plan? Where's her manager anyway???

  By Ivy, on 10:38 PM  

• Britney for the sake of your child and child to be.. Please get your shit together ok? Lose the loser husband and start wearing appropriate clothing already. Trust me, in years to come
  your kids will respect you that much more.

  By Natalie, on 10:45 PM  

• Ugh, Jesus Christ, what the hell is she wearing??? A pink thong and a backless shirt with a black bra sticking out of it? And look at those jeans. Isn't she supposed to be pregnant? Where the hell are her maternity clothes and why is she looking like a 17-yr-old Cali teen that hangs out at the local mall? God, I'm just disgusted looking at her. A BRUSH, Brit, it's called a BRUSH. Not a BUSH that you never shave, a BRUSH. BUY ONE for God's sake!

  By Anonymous, on 10:49 PM  

• Oh, I am so going to love it when her next album bombs. So. Going. To. Love. It.

  By Anonymous, on 10:55 PM  

• Every time I see a picture of Harry Jammer going for the baby, I want to say "Thank You. Thank you for protecting that little guy." After all, SP is the innocent victim in all of this.
  
  As for Britney, that one ugly mugshot of her says it all. She's freakin' monstrous.

  By jeditemple, on 10:57 PM  

• In the second pic, the back of her head that's kind of indented in around the flower... reminds me of the movie The Grudge.
  
  Bad memories, people.

  By Anonymous, on 11:00 PM  

• LOL Brandy, I can see the desperation in SPF body flinging, wishing to set his soul free

  By Anonymous, on 11:07 PM  

• Brit takes tater tot out so she can look like she cares.
  
  Everytime she "cares" Sean Preston is an airbag, getting baked in the sun while his neck snaps, or feeling his bones pop while she protects her beverage.
  
  I feel sorry for Britney. She has no will to put on clothes or hold her child. I honestly think she's suicidal.
  
  Is this post-partum depression?

  By Anonymous, on 12:59 AM  

• God, how can someone SO rich look like SO much shit?? I just can't believe how far she continues to sink. She looks horrible. She looks horrible in the way that people do when they are distressd, depressed and have given up on life. That's how she looks. Like she does not care about herself or how anyone else sees her. It's just so awful. And what the hell is up with her HAIR??? Are those EXTENSIONS??? What is the point of getting extensions only to tie them up on your head like a dirty old mop? I find it saddening to see how far she has sunk, how miserable she looks but every photo of that loser she married shows him grinning from ear to ear like he's the happiest guy in the world. I think he's sucking the life out of her, literally absorbing all her energy and will to care about life. Maybe if she didn't have Sean she would just never leave the house.

  By Anonymous, on 4:58 AM  

• sighs..seriously...one call to victoria's secret to place an order. it's a toll free call. she can take advantage of their huge sale on undergarments. they'll hook her up with matching bras and thongs...get her some tops that have bras built in. they have jeans she won't trip over and shoes with more support around her ankles.
  
  OR,would it kill her to buy maternity tops? I mean really...
  
  as far as her state of mind...she does appear to be very depressed. i remember being this way after i had my first, too. i got myself some help. I wish she would.

  By Anonymous, on 5:34 AM  

• The showing of the hair extensions underneath is so gross to me. I think she's just given up. This is what you look like when you're just completely depressed.

  By Anonymous, on 7:23 AM  

• Does the girl have any damn sense AT ALL? first, NO DRINK IN YOUR DAMN HAND when you're carrying your baby!!! It seems like Britney is glued to those stupid frappachinos or whatever.
  
  Second, you don't wear those stupid nine foot long floppy pants when you are carrying your baby!!!
  
  Is she really this stupid or is she acting out some passive aggressive thing against the babydaddy?
  
  Trailer trash women all over America should be offended at being compared to this moron.
  
  Somebody needs to do an intervention with this girl. NOW. FAST. PLEASE. FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN.

  By Anonymous, on 7:44 AM  

• Forget the Baby did she spill her drink????

  By Anonymous, on 8:13 AM  

• Brittany grew up too fast. I'm sure she totally regrets the whole fame thing. I feel sorry for her - she lives her whole life in front of a camera. She can't even fart without it being blasted on the front page of every tabloid on the civilized world.

  By Anonymous, on 9:57 AM  

• Britney's wearing stripper shoes!

  By Jude C, on 9:58 AM  

• the girl is just stupid and should know better. this isn't her first pregnancy

  By SpiN, on 11:01 AM  

• she's just stupid. this isn't her first pregnancy.

  By SpiN, on 11:01 AM  

• "looking like a 17-yr-old Cali teen that hangs out at the local mall"
  
  I live in California, next to a high school, and I can assure you that 17-year-olds dress better than this.

  By S., on 11:09 AM  

• P.S.:
  
  Jude, where do you live that strippers wear wedge espadrilles?

  By S., on 11:11 AM  

• she's just depressing now.

  By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM  

• I can't believe it - my characters from The Sims 2 are actually real people!!
  
  ---------------------
  Note to Katie Holmes:
  
  This is you in 1-6 months if you stick with your crazy, Baby-Daddy.
  
  RUN AWAY, NOW!!!!

  By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM  

• 12:59 i think so.
  i really think her family, her manager, her shitty ass husband heed to do something to help her. it is sad. depressed is the only way to explain it.

  By Anonymous, on 11:29 AM  

• I remember Howard Stern said she was going to be a horrible mother. He was SO right.
  
  It's true K-Fed is always smiling. Life is good for him, impregnating this dumb bitch twice.
  
  I hope Sean lives until he's old enuf to talk and write a tell all book. Let's pray for his soul. He obviously wants to flee.

  By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM  

• wait, wait, I don't see a drink in her hand...?!

  By Anonymous, on 4:50 PM  

• wait, wait, I don't see a drink in her hand...where is everyone spotting this "drink"?

  By Anonymous, on 4:51 PM  

• hey guys, she works really hard to make herself look as bad as possible, shes not a sexy symbol anymore, unless you count bums.

  By Anonymous, on 6:48 PM  

• Evil is rooted in marriages based SOLELY on sex. (Message to Britney as she clearly dismissed it).
  
  Britney may not be interested in her children because ironically the only thing Britney wanted from K-Fed is the same thing he wanted: sex without responsibility. I am betting this relationship was done before it even began.
  
  Remember Britney: sex leads to pregnancy.
  
  Even though Britney may not be the world's greatest mom, I hope she sues the pants off K-Fed for child support and he ends up with nothing. Nothing.
  
  Britney better thank her mom and everyone who convinced her to get a pre-nup. The horror she would have endured had she not would be triple that of the horror she deals with now.
  
  And to think Shar Jackson said that K-Fed was a great Dad. Did she forget he left her in mid-pregnancy to F-k Britney? Yet again, he saw another money pit in hopes of media attention.
  
  Besides, the stress of having two babies so close in age can be overwhelming.
  
  On another note, K-Fed should be KISSING THE GROUND the media walks on every minute for paying one bit of attention to his sorry ass.

  By Anonymous, on 8:02 PM  

• i dont get how you can all be so judgemental and hideous. shes just a person like the rest of us. like none of you have ever made a mistake.

  By Anonymous, on 8:17 PM  

• She seriously needs to get some help, you do not go out in public looing like that unless you hate yourself. The hair is rotten, she has had the same shoes and jeans on for two days, she is sick, her family needs to intervene.

  By Anonymous, on 8:50 PM  

• This makes me cringe to say, but I truly feel sorry for her.

  By Anonymous, on 3:42 AM  

• This silly little girl used to just bother me. It was always fun to rank on Spears/Federline. Now I'm finding myself feeling too sorry for her to give a damn about criticizing. She is a mess.

  By Anonymous, on 5:27 AM  

• She doesn't like her fans, she and her dancers are giving her fans the bird and she writes a poem saying she is perfect and it's awesome to be Shitney!? She failed at attempts to kill her own flesh and blood, her son and now she has another baby in the oven. My heart goes out to those kids. What that ugly fake nose bitch should write is oh it sucks to be me, because she is done, her so called career is over, and I feel sorry for all of the fans that bought her shitty albums that she simply doesn't appreciate!

  By Anonymous, on 8:12 AM  

• Amen... she has enough money to choke a donkey but not enough to hire someone to dress her so she doen't look like she just walked out of trailer.

  By Anonymous, on 8:34 AM  

• I think she is just pitiful. Really sad. All that money and all that success, and her life's a trainwreck. I think her own family is so taken with her fame and fortune they exploit her as much as the asshole she's married to. I see her in meltdown mode. Totally panicked, no support and verging on hysteria. She looks like she is breaking apart. Where's the love?

  By Anonymous, on 9:24 AM  

• what poem did she write? i heard that she posted something on her website and it came down that same day; is that what it was? what did it say?

  By Anonymous, on 10:51 AM  

• I've figured out why when Brit dropped her kid she said this is why I need a gun. Because that damn porno guy saved him. It's okay Britney you can go to plan B and sell your kid to Michael Jackson.

  By Anonymous, on 5:37 PM  

• Britney is the mother of that child, and as such, she’s responsible for his welfare. New mother or not, her behavior is unacceptable. She’s obviously had a lot of advice and criticism, yet refuses to heed any of it. She is of the arrogant “know it all” types who doesn’t want to accept her faults and work on them. The end result is the endangerment of her son, and her subsequent children.
  She’s crying, not because of her son, but because she was once again proven to be inadequate as a parent, far more concerned with everything BUT the child.
  She was embarrassed, nothing more. Her embarrassment, coupled with her hormones from yet another mistake resulted in what we see as the blubbering mess that is Twitney.

  By Anonymous, on 9:30 PM  

• The guard seems more concerned about the baby than Brit.
  
  I really feel bad for the kid, and I don't know why I can't stop laughing at the orange hat in the first picture.

  By Anonymous, on 12:32 AM  

• I feel sympathy for her. Life lived under a microscope, and then viewed with malicious eyes. You know, I would not be surprised if she's suffering from post natal depression. The change to motherhood can't of been easy for her.

  By Anonymous, on 1:06 AM  

• My god, what is going on with this "woman"?! She looks terrible, can't dress properly, and can't take care of her son. And she has another baby on the way, I pity the poor thing! I am 46 and have 3 grown sons so I know something about being a parent. First off, you don't carry a drink when carrying your baby and if you happen to have something in your other hand while carrying your baby and you (for whatever reason) start to lose your grip on the baby, you DROP what is in your other hand and grab that baby with both hands! What would have happened to poor Sean if the bodyguard hadn't been there? And you don't wear high heels with pants so long you can trip over them! I am sure with all her money, she can afford to have someone hem her pants! She needs help from someone, like her parents and family or needs to take parenting classes because its obvious she hasn't got a clue. I don't know if her mother would be much help, where did she learn such bad parenting habits? I mean there are lots of bad parents out there and their kids only make it to adulthood by the grace of god. I am not famous, but even I would not go out in public dressed like that! If you have hair extensions, keep them covered, don't wear your hair up to show them, that's ugly! And a bra goes under your top, but with the top Britney was wearing, it looked like a no bra top, which was just tacky. Someone help Britney, she doesn't deserve to have children if she can't take care of them, the children and their safety should come first.

  By Cinnamon46, on 7:07 AM  

• What's left out of the pictures is the remark she makes in the video: "See, this is why I need a gun." A: WTF?! B: You can't walk without almost dropping your baby on the ground. Society is supposed to trust you with a loaded gun in your other hand?
  
  Humans don't get much stupider than Britney Spears--the reproduction must end soon.

  By Laurie, on 9:27 AM  

• Two words: hot mess. Ugh. What a train wreck.

  By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM  

• I'm actually starting to feel sorry for her. She actually more stupid than I thought. I'm not kidding. It is possible that her IQ borders on mentally retarded (I'm not being un-PC here, that's the actual term).
  
  She needs help. Where is her asshole mother? It takes a village, but with Britney, I think it may take even more than that.

  By Anonymous, on 11:06 AM  

• the whole gun comment
  it looks like she is just TIRED as hell at having everyone in her face at every moment.
  i feel sorry for her. i really do.
  i think she is suffering from post partum, OR
  trying her damnest to look horrible so everyone will leave her alone.

  By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM  

• 8:17, I have made mistakes. I have not, however, married a pathetic loser sperminator, put my sex life on TV and had two babies I can't care for in two years.
  
  She looks like she grabbed a few items at random out of a Goodwill underwear bin, and man, those extensions are UGLY. Why put them in if you're going to reveal you have them?
  
  9:30, I agree. She is a fool who assumes that she can walk on water if she says she can, and that she won't get called out for almost hurting her kid. And now that she has, she's trying to convince the world she's a competant parent. She was just crying because wahh wahhh, people saw how bad she really is at it. I don't know anything about Mr. Mustache, yet I like him.
  
  8:02, I also agree. Neither of them is mature enough for a FULL relationship, which would mean a LIFE together rather than lots of hot sex.

  By Anonymous, on 12:13 PM  

• oh my gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
  NOW i see! her face expression did not change, bc when you watch the video, it was barely a stumble. he was not going to fall, she had him!! geez.
  
  NOT at all, excusing her OTHER behavior, but this is not a big deal.
  
  her outfit and hair.... she still needs help.

  By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM  

• Britney is just getting her karma for stealing a man away from his pregnant girlfriend. That's all this is. I knew her karma would be bad.
  
  Poor thing though, so desperate for love.
  
  She should have had a relationship with supersperm for a few years before getting knocked up twice. She would actually be able to get to know who he is and see past her infatuation.
  
  Now, she's stuck, embarassed, depressed with a second baby on the way and a husband who'll probably go on tour soon.
  
  Karma. Karma. This is why everyone should try to be a good person.

  By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM  

• The more I read about this incident and see her pictures, the more I feel sorry for her (just a little bit). She's depressed, probably overwhelmed, probably suffering from fatigue and morning sickness, and she has a dirtbag for a husband who shows up in photos standing on cars flanked by rent-a-rappers.
  
  THEN I start thinking about how she is RICH, doesn't work, her whole job right now is to take care of SPF - and still has a nanny to help her. How come my husband and I have two kids, both work full time, no nanny, and still manage to hold our shit together better than her?? That's the part that's so annoying - yes, mothers make mistakes all the time (I've made a ton of them). But Britney is not really on the same level as the average mom.
  
  By the way, regarding "she'd do anything to protect him part 2" I've used the same high chair for 2 kids over 6 years and it's never collapsed. Nor do I think that's even possible.

  By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM  

• "Karma. Karma. This is why everyone should try to be a good person."
  
  LMAO So true.

  By Laurie, on 7:56 PM  

• "Now, she's stuck, embarassed, depressed with a second baby on the way and a husband who'll probably go on tour soon."
  
  AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
  
  Just picturing K-Fed deludedly planning his tour dates.
  
  Oh and K-Tool, if people DID show up it would be out of morbid fascination.
  That doesn't mean they dig you or your um *vocal stylings*.

  By Loob, on 10:50 AM  

• For FKed, a tour just means going around the country getting girls pregnant.

  By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM  

• I heard she was cheap, but does she have to steal hotel glass wear, mug strippers for shoes and use all the doily coasters her grandma sends her to make that stupid shirt she's wearing?

  By Brandy, on 4:20 PM  

• Maybe Brit's trying to create a new fashion craze, and/or intentionally creating negative publicity??

  By Anonymous, on 5:50 PM  

• Pray for the baby!

  By Anonymous, on 12:37 PM  

• She is so over, and such a trainwreck.

  By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM  

• Oh dear god... the poor baby has kfed's face...

  By Me, on 2:12 AM  

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