This is what Britney Spears looked like yesterday while she was toddling about with her new nanny ("manny"). Where's Sean P., you ask? Beats me. Probably napping in the dumpster behind Starbucks until she's done with her coffee. I haven't decided yet whether that's an open wound on her leg, or it's where she wiped the excess slut red lipstick when a tissue wasn't handy. But I think we can all agree she looks downright classy. And those shoes don't make her legs look any shorter or stumpier. No, not at all.
149 Comments:
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By Anonymous, on 3:44 PM
is her real hair color black? cuz DAMN, look at them roots.
By Anonymous, on 3:46 PM
I was beginning to feel sorry for Brittney, until I saw this get-up.
By Anonymous, on 3:47 PM
Never match your make-up with your clothes, you dumb, untalented waste of space.
By Anonymous, on 3:47 PM
Oh God. This girl is desperate for a good stylist. She practically begging for help. Someone, anyone, please help her! I can't go on seeing pictures like this anymore. What was once very funny has now become physically painful.
By Anonymous, on 3:50 PM
Whoa. Check out the bump!
Please God, for Brit's sake and the general wellbeing of all mankind, don't let it be twins!
By Vigilante, on 3:52 PM
It's a good thing she's carrying Starbucks and not poor Sean Preston. Look at those shoes!!!
Also, is that dirt on her foot? She is literally a dirty whore.
By Anonymous, on 3:53 PM
I SWEAR SOONER SOMEONE PUTS A BULLET IN HER AND KFED BETTER OFF WE WILL ALL BE.
By Anonymous, on 4:00 PM
I bet she's fucking her "manny". Now she's gonna need to find another nanny because this one's not even taking care of the baby, he's taking care of Shitney.
By Anonymous, on 4:02 PM
wow. disgusting. i was just in the midwest and didn't see anything even half as hideous as this disaster. what a walking cluster-fuck.
By Anonymous, on 4:04 PM
God, it just keeps getting worse, doesn't it? She's Sir Issac Newton's dream -- her inertia just keeps her accelerating along the path to oblivion.
I can't get enough of Brit's downward spiral. I wonder where it'll all end up?
By Stylin291, on 4:19 PM
I don't think that Britney is capable of going anywhere without a beverage in her hand. She must drink like a sieve. A word on footwear for future reference.
Although she has cankles as sturdy as a buffalo, these shoes are notoriously wobbly to walk in, even if you are not preg, and toting a 20 lbs wiggling baby (and beverage) And just because you tie the straps around your ankles, it does NOT make your leg more shapely or appear less like a tree trunk. Poor, poor girl.
By Anonymous, on 4:25 PM
Is she trying to look like Courtney Love?
By Anonymous, on 4:27 PM
Good freaking god.. I never thought I'd be saying this, but I'd rather see her like she was before, no make-up and wearing sweatpants halfway down her flabby ass.
I think she's on a date with her "manny" and dressed up for him.
He's totally checking out her ass in that 2nd picture.
Anyways..just damn.. Isn't makeup and dressing up supposed to make you look better?
By Anonymous, on 4:28 PM
what's with her shoes and lipstick? fxxking disgusting not even a whore would dress like this....... and may i just say the guy in blue shirt is HOT!
By Anonymous, on 4:32 PM
Anonymous at 4:02 hit it right on the head...wait for the rebound fling with the bodyguard/nanny/pornstarwannabe guy. This is sad, people, just plain sad. You can't hate someone who is that pathetic.
By Anonymous, on 4:33 PM
i'm running out of words to describe her...i mean just LOOK at her...she's a MOTHER (and NOT a good one btw) for God's sake and she dresses like a slutty 13 yeard old wannabe... i don't think anyone should feel sorry for her bc she's doing this to herself...i CANNOT believe how much i used to look up to her when i was a kid...how retarded was I???
By ice_queen, on 4:33 PM
Wow. Now I need to find a new outfit for my sister's wedding. Damn britney, she's always stealing my best outfits.
By Anonymous, on 4:41 PM
How fast they fall. If Brittney could have looked into the future four years ago, she might have commited suicide. Note to self: Call NASA on Tuesday.
By Anonymous, on 4:48 PM
Manny manny fo fanny
Fee fi fo fannie
By monique & unique, on 5:09 PM
ooooh, she gives espadrilles a bad name!
you know, it isn't dangerous to EXERCISE while you're pregnant.
By starboard, on 5:11 PM
she's an expensive whore. get it right!
By A Concerned Fan, on 5:18 PM
what are u talking about? Even fat Britney's got amazing legs!
By Anonymous, on 5:20 PM
yeah ya'll
britney is not a cheap hooker
in fact she is the most expensive hooker ever.
surprisingly kfed can afford her lol
By Anonymous, on 5:23 PM
"amazing legs"? what? she has cottage cheese thighs. look at the ripples in the last picture. if the cameraman were closer and the shot was more in focus it would have looked worse. be thankful he's a couple hundred feet away there.
By Anonymous, on 5:23 PM
Hey Britney, Dee Snider called, he wants his look back.
By Anonymous, on 5:28 PM
Are pregnant women supposed to drink Starbucks?
By CK1, on 5:34 PM
In pics 3 and 4, it looks like there's blood on her leg. Yuck.
By Anonymous, on 5:34 PM
definitely channeling courtney love during her heroin pregnancy phase.
By Anonymous, on 5:41 PM
RE: ck1
I read somewhere that caffeine isn't good whe you are pregnant.
It would seem that someone as nerve-wrecked as Britney would know to lay off the caffeine.
By Brandy, on 5:46 PM
OMG!! She is totally banging her manny!Look at the way their walking together. I guess he'll be husband #3.K-Fed is so 2005.
By AngiR, on 5:57 PM
hot!
By Anonymous, on 6:08 PM
Ok, i'm known for being something of an expert on the subject, and Britney sure as F*** does not have 'amazing legs'. They were below average several years ago and they are truly awful now.
/p.s. 'Patty the daytime hooker' from My name is Earl is looking pretty good right about now.
By sam991, on 6:08 PM
She definitely is trying. That is better than walking around sans makeup.
I also think she is trying to sex-vamp it up like Christina Aguilera with the bleach blonde hair and lipstick. However, while she is pregnant this is a humorous attempt.
I am also not sure that this is actually a dress. I am thinking it is either a nightie or a shirt... Regardless, if it makes her feel sexy while she is preggers, she should wear it at home, just PLEASE not in public.
By Anonymous, on 6:20 PM
Her legs aren't bad actually. They look strong/muscular/sort of athletic...and that's not a bad thing. They'd be better if they weren't covered in blood and dirt.
By Anonymous, on 6:23 PM
Atleast she looks like she tried today.
How come it's not trashy when Xtina wears stuff like this?
And, she's 6 months pregnant and has better legs than I do. Def not short or stumpy.
By Anonymous, on 6:25 PM
i think she is trying to look like Xtina with the red lipstick and red shoes, but it's not working.
By Anonymous, on 6:41 PM
re: starbucks + pregnancy
as someone who works at starbucks, theres a bunch of decaf stuff you can get... but yeah. shes still a whore.
By Sara, on 6:47 PM
jesus people..there is such a thing as DECAF..
By Anonymous, on 7:28 PM
Did someone actually post that Brit has nice legs? Yes, all two feet of her thick, overly muscular bowed legs are great - if you're a pitbull.
By Mackoroni, on 7:46 PM
I don't think we will be seeing any pictures of her and Sean any time soon. It was either the baby, or having to give up her coffee or gin.
By Anonymous, on 8:14 PM
300 mg of caffeine a day is the upper limit on how much a pregnant lady can drink.
And damn...that bitch looks like a cheap stripper. What is that red stuff on her leg in pic 4? Lipstick? Blood?
Maybe it's blood.
By Anonymous, on 8:20 PM
To the Starbucks experts, if you serve the stuff, you should know even decaf contains caffeine. Small amounts, but it still has caffeine. She was seen drinking Red Bull last week which also isn't good for a pregnant woman. She should be drinking water, juice, or anything else. Even a glass of wine a day is better for you than a cup of coffee when you're pregnant.
By Anonymous, on 8:33 PM
I can see her "E True Hollywood Story" now: It's the year 2007. Sean Preston and his lil brother, Cleetus, are taken by child services. KFed, in his true ghetto style, tries to instigate a "rap battle" with some dudes down in Compton- ends up gettin capped. Shitney, after losing her fortunes to a $300,000 a day cocaine and corndog habit, tries her hand at amateur porn, but after several failed attempts, is found dead on a shit stained mattress in some seedy motel, with a Marlboro cigarette hanging off her lip, and about 3 loads of cum in her hair. A note is written on the bathroom mirror in Avon candy apple red lipstick: "i's dun kilt myself"
By Anonymous, on 8:39 PM
There is no emoticon to express my disgust. I love B but what the F?
By Anonymous, on 8:54 PM
when k-fed's away
britney get play!
By britney's left titty, on 9:13 PM
Is that COURTNEY LOVE???????
By Anonymous, on 9:34 PM
I think she SHOULD start banging the new Manny. Hell of an improvement over the current hubby.
If I were Brit right now I would make my coffee at home and STAY there. No news is sometimes good news.
By Anonymous, on 9:46 PM
it was these shoes, or the red cowboy boots.
By Anonymous, on 9:52 PM
Well she is obviously dressing for attention now. It's better than the saggy sweatpants and braless t-shirt. However, she seems deperately stuck in her 'pre-KFed' days.
Ya can't go back Brit. She's a soon-to-be mother of two, and the school girl dolly bit just doesn't cut it anymore. She needs to pull a Madonna and come up with something else. Grunge-Hooker maybe.
By Anonymous, on 9:56 PM
It's really sad. Britney still see's herself as the sexy pop princess of years gone by. She obviously thinks she really looks hot since she is all decked out.
I'm all for feeling good about yourself, and she probably doesn't but this is just trashy, and crass. Not sexy. Just tacky and cheap looking. You can imagine years from now in her 50's she is still wearing this type of stuff, just like in the movie "What Ever Happened To Baby Jane?"
By Anonymous, on 10:11 PM
I just can't get over her ugly ass outfit. I mean god damn woman! Do you not own a mirror?
The bright apple red lipstick just makes you look cheap and also makes your bad skin look 10x worse.
The dress does nothing to flatter your pregnant figure. It just shows off how horribly saggy and sad your breasts are... NM the dress just being too damn short.
And the shoes.. uuuugh god the hideous shoes.
When you have stumpy plump legs, shoes that only make them look even fatter and shorter shouldn't be what you want to wear.
And don't even get me started on the bleach blonde dead hair with the black roots. Come on now... that's just pathetic.
By Anonymous, on 10:30 PM
PUT A FUCKING BRA ON BITCH!
By Anonymous, on 11:00 PM
Aw man. The dress is actually one of the cuter and clean things I've seen Titney wear, but it just doesn't look right on her (and I'm not just talking about the current inhabitant she's carrying), but she's been in Patheticville for a while now, so it's almost not worth making fun of her clearly limited mental capabilities. She's how many months pregnant and wearing shoes like that? And I am a very late member of the 'what are cankles?...OH.' party, but I will admit that my legs are similar to hers. On the other hand, I am clean and well dressed all the time, and I'm not falling into pits of rocks or random sperm as she seems to be, so I choose to love my cankles. And not flaunt them like a two dollar hooker.
By Anonymous, on 11:06 PM
I actually think the outfit, dress and shoes, wouldn't be so bad on the right person. It's amazing how some women can skank up anything they wear.
By Anonymous, on 4:21 AM
OK, I'm able to get over the white trash get-up at this point -- the hair, the roots, the lipstick. But she is dumb bitch for wearing, what, SIX INCH heals while pregnant???? What. a. bitch. Could care less about her pregnancy.
By Anonymous, on 5:28 AM
My Hubby Said Oh I thought that was Courtney Love !! HA HA HA that just made my day!!
By Anonymous, on 5:44 AM
sigh...some people never learn. You'd think after the last incident on precarious wedges she'd learn that pregnant bimbos probably shouldn't wear such high heels.... never mind the fact that no one wants to be able to see up the skirt of washed up, knocked up, fked up pop tart.
By Anonymous, on 6:18 AM
Dang. Last time I saw legs like that, they were pulling a chuckwagon in a Centenial parade.
And where is bodyguard HARRY JAMMER at? Has he been dismissed?
By jeditemple, on 6:22 AM
This girl is just crying out for someone to save her - she is a mess. I reckon she may even be on drugs.
By Anonymous, on 6:31 AM
I can't believe she would wear those shows while preggers. Did she learn nothing from her slip the other day from shoes like that? Maybe the manny is really there to babysit her and catch her when she falls, he has his work cut out for him.
By Anonymous, on 6:38 AM
Starbucks Venti Decaf Cappucino with Soy: 5.20
Walmart Maternity Summer Collection: 15.95
Manny: 17.00/hr
Proving to the world that you are mentally handicapped by a) marrying federline and b) dressing like a pregnant hooker working the day shift:
Priceless
By Anonymous, on 7:03 AM
"manny" is hot. skeez or not..good for her if she's banging him.
By Anonymous, on 7:23 AM
Can I just say that the people who type in all caps and say people deserve to be dead are freaking me out? Jeez, go talk to a shrink and get a life while you're at it.
This girl made a series of decisions that probably weren't the best (*cough*K-Fed*cough*). I'm sure she wouldn't change any of them because it's obvious she loves her kids.
As bad as this outfit is, it's better than the getup she wore when she almost dropped Sean P. Maybe she's learning?
By Anonymous, on 8:04 AM
Not Defending Her....but it MIGHT be decalf. Maybe. Ugh. I give up!
By Anonymous, on 8:12 AM
I thought dyeing your hair while pregnant was dangerous to the baby...?
By fachingnuts, on 8:14 AM
wear some flats you cunt!
By chuggdog, on 8:18 AM
My god. This girl needs intervention, right now. Those shoes are proof that she shouldn't be allowed to make any of her own decisions.
And lace up shoes make everyone's legs look stumpier. Brit's legs are pretty damn stumpy anyway, and chopping them off with bright red laces isn't doing them any favors.
ALSO: caffiene + hair bleach + multiple falls off of heels + genetics = federline baby #2 will either die before birth, be born horribly malformed, or take over the world using cockroaches, twinkies, and red bull.
Maybe that hot nanny can talk sense into his charge(s).
By Anonymous, on 8:40 AM
I read on another site that she may be finally leaving that asshole of an excuse for a human. *Crossing my fingers and hoping she wises up*
By Anonymous, on 9:21 AM
maybe she wants to look cheap...
By pq, on 9:23 AM
She must be really digging HOLE lately. She's literally living the lyrics, look:
I THINK THAT I WOULD DIE
I'm stupid
I'm smarting
I'm stupid
I'm smarting
I want my baby
Where is the baby?
I want my baby
Who took my baby?
Rose white, rose red
Rose up in my head
Rose white, rose red
Yeah yeah
I want some
Yeah yeah
There is none
I want my baby
Where is the baby?
I want my baby
There is a baby
There is no milk!
Rose white, rose red
Rose up in my head
Rose white, rose red
She lost all her innocence
Gave it to an abscess
She lost all her innocence
She said, "I am not a feminist"
It's not yours - fuck you!
There is no milk!
By Anonymous, on 9:28 AM
Gross.
By Anonymous, on 9:52 AM
Jedi Temple rules! I just LMAO!
"Last time I saw legs like that, they were pulling a chuckwagon in a Centenial parade."
By Anonymous, on 10:14 AM
I think she's come full circle. She's now dressing like the 13 year olds who worshipped her ten years ago, who were TRYING to look like her. She's become a caricature of herself.
By eXactlyWhat, on 10:27 AM
ok time for brits to retire and jamie lynn to take over....
By Anonymous, on 10:36 AM
elvis had a far more graceful decline into trash.
By Anonymous, on 10:50 AM
this proves she can still look midly attractive if she wants to.
Otherwise...
* wrong lipstick colour
* wrong hair colour (too light)
* dress is too short
* shoes are too high for a pregnant woman, and the laces make her legs look stumpy - otherwise, beautiful shoes
wise up, brit. u can do it. hire me to give u advice. or get a life, skank.
By Satin Strayhorn, on 10:56 AM
where the hell is her stylist. Fcuk.
By Anonymous, on 11:03 AM
1. Is that Courtney Love?
2. Good to see she's taking care of getting the baby fat shed.
By FastKlane, on 11:08 AM
ewww.
that's it.
By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM
Did a giant mole just grow on her face?
By Anonymous, on 11:35 AM
cept when standing next to her pimp wannabe husband
By Anonymous, on 11:41 AM
I've read on other sites the guy is hip-hop music producter Jonathan "JR" Rotem, who is working with her on her next album.
By Anonymous, on 11:41 AM
This girl needs her momma ASAP.
By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM
I think we've beat this horse dead. Let's gossip about someone else. Anybody, anybody??
By Anonymous, on 12:04 PM
I hope she's banging him. Obviously, he's inspiring her not to wear a napkin with her thong hanging out.
By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM
Where is her mother? Did Britney eat her or something?
By Jess, on 2:01 PM
well, surprise surprise--she's holding a drink. Does she go anywhere without a drink?
By Anonymous, on 2:33 PM
"Probably napping in the dumpster behind Starbucks until she's done with her coffee." Hahahaha I love it
By Anonymous, on 2:38 PM
"...after losing her fortunes to a $300,000 a day cocaine and corndog habit,"
That might be the one thing we can hold out hope with, about Britney.
She doesn't appear to have a coke habit.
Just Cheetos.
And the corndogs.
Although it's anyone's guess how fast you can blow through a fortune on a Cheetos n corndogs habit.
By Loob, on 3:25 PM
I dunno,... I mean, she's obviously not hollywood material here, but I think she looks kinda bombshell/pinup girl sexy. The dress, the lipsstick? Hot! yeah, the hair is kinda poofy, but its not horrible. Good job, Brit.
By Gebba, on 3:56 PM
She looks like what she is.
By Anonymous, on 5:43 PM
I wonder how much she charges for her "services".
By Anonymous, on 6:50 PM
ill give ya 10 cents brit!
your cheap slut
By Anonymous, on 7:14 PM
"I've read on other sites the guy is hip-hop music producter Jonathan "JR" Rotem, who is working with her on her next album."
Oh yeah, he's the guy who runs "Wigger Records" and has a two inch penis.
Word to your mother.
By jeditemple, on 7:38 PM
Will she NEVER get it?
Crikey, she almost dropped Sean because she can't balance in those type of shoes.
Take off the dang shoes Brit and think of the welfare of your child in utero. One fall onto your front and you'll end up in hospital!
By Anonymous, on 8:34 PM
I thought it would take her until she was 40 to look cheap and trashy. Maybe she is 40, Liz Taylor looked better at her age!
By Anonymous, on 8:39 PM
well i see britney just started her new and found her first client LMAO!!!!!!!!!!.
seriously though she looks disgusting. this bitch is gonna stay bare foot and pregnant. its obvious she took a chapter out of jude laws book and shagged the nanny. think about it....whens the last time you saw picture of her with kevin???
By playboy, on 8:52 PM
All good things come to an end.
By Anonymous, on 9:42 PM
if this was 4 years ago and she was still skinny, that whole get-up would be fn hot. But as it is not, ewwwwwwwwww. how fug.
By Anonymous, on 10:15 PM
WHAT A SKANK! WHO WANTS TO LOOK LIKE A PREGNANT HOOKER??
By Anonymous, on 10:42 PM
how bout an update cockbags?
By Anonymous, on 12:16 AM
...Courtney..Love?
By Anonymous, on 1:54 AM
PLEASE, SOMEONE KILL HER ALREADY, SAVE US ALL.
By Anonymous, on 3:18 AM
What's wrong with her leg it looks like she has a big red spot on it.
She looks soooo bad! Poor girl.
By Anonymous, on 4:31 AM
jeditemple -
A two inch penis? Ah ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa! What a loser!
I have at least three.
By right fred, on 6:13 AM
She looks kind of how I imagine Courtney Love would look after a really good nights sleep and five weeks of great meals! You can take a gal out of the trailer court......
By harold1950, on 6:40 AM
I just don't have the strength anymore.
By Anonymous, on 7:30 AM
Oh I can't believe what a cheap skank she looks like...now work with me here... when you look at the pictures, don't you just feel that if you were standing right next to her that she would noticeably stink?
By Anonymous, on 9:01 AM
She looks like a 2 dollar ho... I bet she stinks too. Thank goodness pictures deny the sense of smell.
By Anonymous, on 9:02 AM
She looks very hooker-esque...besides being pregnant...the only look she's going for here is whitetrash, especially reminiscent in the blood red lipstick and those hateful espadrilles (when did those come back, oh the horror!)
By Anonymous, on 9:53 AM
You know what is funny is that she probably looked in the mirror before she left and said, 'Dang y'all, I look good.'
By Anonymous, on 10:59 AM
What a waste of a perfectly good pair of Loboutins.
By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM
What a waste of a perfectly good pair of Loboutins.
By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM
angelina had her baby
-cait
By Anonymous, on 10:05 PM
I'm glad I can't smell her through the computer. She looks like she stinks. I wonder if she washes those filthy feet after waltzing around gas station bathrooms barefoot. Stinky tramp!
By Anonymous, on 7:33 AM
I feel bad for her...
By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM
^ lol anon 10:59, She is delusional as in the "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?" kind of delusional.
She's trying to re-claim her faded glory. But she has fallen so low, she will never come back. Poor heifer might end up like Dana Plato.
By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM
HEY DONT INSULT HOOKERS THEY HAVE MORE CLASS THEN BRITNEY, LOL
By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM
She had been groomed so much during her heyday years that she can still managage to sound like she has it together (like on Letterman) she goes into a autopilot cutesy interview mode. But obviously the world sees how much of a false facade it all was.
When she tries to resort back to the same mode to resume her career she is going to find out that no one is buying it, and her personal life has stripped her of any chance of being thought of as a musical idol anymore. What a shame, the true Britney killed her own image.
By Anonymous, on 12:33 PM
She's a truck-stop hooker!
By Anonymous, on 12:37 PM
I can't blame you guys for taking a break over the weekend, but do we have to stare at the abomination that is Britney every time we visit?
By sam991, on 1:21 PM
I think the manny looks better than KFed. She should hook up with him. Maybe he'll pass along some fashion tips as well.
By Anonymous, on 5:03 PM
britney has always looked like a hooker!
look at her boobies
By Anonymous, on 6:39 PM
God i'm be embarrassed to walk with that on the street!
By Anonymous, on 9:55 PM
more evidence to show she's a cheap little trailer trash hooker that should have been terminated before bringing her "talents" into this world!
By Anonymous, on 7:48 AM
I think you are being mean. She looks like she is trying to make an effort with her appearance. Take it for what it's worth. This woman can't win with you.
By rachel, on 10:10 AM
That isnt her nanny! its her music producer! duh!
By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM
ohh!! courtney love!!! oh wait.
By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM
Poor girl. I agree it is a terrible outfit...but please give the girl a break. Just comment on the outfit...oh and the lipstick on her leg...which is too funny.
Until you've been in the lowest poing of your life (knocked up by an insensitive asshole and alone), you have no idea what she's going thru--and I hope she never sees this crap posted on these sites. Same goes for SPF.
Also, you can drink some caffeine when pregnant--and color your hair after a certain point. Please stop the hating...poor girl needs to be able to raise her kids. She's still a better parent than kfed.
By Anonymous, on 11:35 PM
Oh yes, poor girl all alone with her little one and another on the way, boo hoo hoo. Fuck off. The stupid cow has millions of dollars, she can do whatever she wants whenever she wants and is always surronded by people - anyone who feels sorry for her is a moron. She does stupid things, she treats her kid like a sack of potatoes and she dresses like a trailer park hooker - she's fair game.
By Anonymous, on 9:00 AM
Spare me, Anon 11:35pm. Shitney deserves to be made fun of or else she wouldn't keep foisting her ignorant, untalented ass in front of us. She dresses in these ridiculous ugly outfits to get attention, so we're giving it to her. If she really wanted to be left alone to raise her kids, she'd move to Bumfuck Idaho like Demi Moore did and stop tormenting us with her godawful clothes and baby dangling antics.
By JAFO, on 9:38 AM
Amen jafo.
By Anonymous, on 10:58 AM
why would anyone wear platforms while pregnant? and drink coffee? this girl needs some damage control or is it to late?
By Anonymous, on 11:08 AM
Wow, looking at that picture makes me wonder if Britney is going to be giving Courtney Love a run for her money soon.
Blegh!
By David, on 2:27 PM
yeah, because you all have beautifully toned legs and no cellulite, dont you.
By Anonymous, on 3:25 AM
Whoever that dude is, he's cute and clean-cut and should look embarrassed to be seen with her.
By Kristin, on 9:20 AM
Her bra isn't hanging out and her thong is tucked away safely. Huge improvement. The shoes are still a mess and the lipstick is laughable, but dare I say she's coming around to the world of the properly dressed? At least she's covered!
By Anonymous, on 12:47 PM
whoever the guy is, she's holding his hand in pictures 2 and 3...at least i can't find his right hand or her left one, so i'm figuring they're holding each other....does she not have some kind of personal assistant or an honest friend to tell her what's wrong with the way she's presenting herself? and where IS mommy? she used to go everywhere with brit and now she seems to have dropped out of the picture - you'd think she'd show a bit more concern about her grandson at least....
By Anonymous, on 9:05 PM
Doesn't she have enough money left to hire a new "whoeverthosepeoplearethatdressdumbasscelebrities" oh yeah, a "stylist". I can't believe she owns not one mirror. That red lipstick is insane, but she wants to copy Christina... I see that Britney. The shoes, oh god! and while pregnant? and If you're pregnant, why the short dress? You're not dilating yet britney, but I'm sure the Dr. will let you know when you are, we don't need to see you crowning.. lower the hem.
By Anonymous, on 5:42 AM
Crunchy RICE CRISPY HAIR!!
THAT is NEVER hot!
By Anonymous, on 5:43 AM
Damn, in that last pic, britney TOTALLY walked past that french fry by her left shoe. Now that's will power! So there, she IS trying :o)
By Anonymous, on 5:45 AM
Christina must be totally laughing her a** off. Britney has fallen so low that she is off of the charts now.
By Anonymous, on 1:58 PM
I would STILL happily throw a couple of loads into her (maybe ONTO her, what the Hell), just to say that I did it, y'know?
By Anonymous, on 7:46 AM
I have been in that position. Married to and had kids a year apart with an insensitive and abusive excuse for a man and I still remembered how to run a brush through my hair and pick clothes that fit, not to mention wore a bra and one that didn't show through my clothes at that. Britney has a lot more money than I ever did. As far as I'm concerned, she has no excuse for looking like that. Although, good for her if she's banging the manny. I totally would! But what Perry sees in her, I fail to understand. Yeah she used to be hot, and she's rich but I wouldn't want to look at that in bed.
And that isn't dirt on her foot. It's a tattoo. I still say that lipstick's on her leg because she was uh, doing the manny a favor and wiped it there before she got up off her knees. How else do you get lipstick on your leg?
By Romani, on 5:31 AM
I Think Britney Spears Looks Well Sexy Im Her Slave I Love You Britney Spears xxxxx
By Jack Bush, on 6:38 AM
My guess is that Britney wants to steal Perry from his 6 foot girlfriend, so she's wearing 6" heels to make herself seem taller. Isn't Britney 5'5 - so that would make her 5"11?
Desperate ho.
By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
Hey, it's Britney "Oops, I Did It Repeatly" Spears. She doesn't look like a $100 hooker. With those "do me" shoes and the ankle tattoo that says "If you can read this you're too close" she look's like at least a $125-50 hooker. Kinda like an SUV with the towing package. I still can't figure out how she got pregnant again so fast. Kfed must have been doing her in the delivery room. If she does have twins rumor has it they will be called Mocha and Latte. Wouldn't it be a hoot if she like went into labor and delivered at a Starbucks!!
By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM
i like the new britney. Those sexy love handles and second chin she has just want to make me get into her pants even more!
By Anonymous, on 12:13 PM
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