About Ashee Simpson's New Nose...

48 Comments:

  • You can tack that up there with "less retarded" and "less dead" on your list of delusional optimisms, Ashlee.

    LOL. I heart Jenny.

    By Anonymous, on 5:40 PM  

  • Is that drool or her dad's man juice coming out of her mouth (in the 3rd picture). Nose job or not, she's still ghastly and needs to go away. Go away and have your father's child, Ashley.

    By Anonymous, on 5:54 PM  

  • You guys. You're all so mean. She, like, totally got a nose job because the acid reflux was rotting her septum.

    By Anonymous, on 6:22 PM  

  • ^ lol.

    By Tom's Rhinoplasty, on 6:23 PM  

  • It IS a pretty good nose job, though. Too bad her plastic surgeon won't double as her hairdresser FOR CRYING OUT LOUD ASHLEE EVEN JESSICA GOT TIRED OF THAT DIRTY MALIBU BARBIE'S RAT'S NEST LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    @#$%^&*()_+<>!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 6:25 PM  

  • I am not a big fan of the simpson girls. I think they're ditzy and undeserving of the hoopla they've attracted. One thing I've always thought though, was their noses were cute. What a moron

    By Anonymous, on 7:01 PM  

  • ashlee has always been way hotter than jessica. ashlee's nose may be big, but jessica's body is like a human barbie doll.

    By Anonymous, on 7:08 PM  

  • there's a picture in the new cosmopolitan (with mandy moore on the cover) that two side-by-side picture of ashlee simpson for some reason other than her nose...it's like, her hair or something...but it's like a completely different nose.

    By Anonymous, on 7:16 PM  

  • She may have fixed her honker, but she still has a butt chin. And a bad dye job.

    By Vigilante, on 7:18 PM  

  • Any good Rhinoplasty surgeon knows how to fix the ol' "gulp n' blow" syndrome. Now that she has her problem fixed, she can breathe normally through her nose while her mouth is otherwise occupied.

    By jeditemple, on 7:43 PM  

  • @ 7:01- "One thing I've always thought though, was their noses were cute." No offense, but only people who have big hump noses would say that about their noses.

    By Anonymous, on 8:27 PM  

  • shes hot as fuck now

    By Anonymous, on 8:53 PM  

  • "less ugly" is being nice. Both Simpson girls look like trannys. Their male fans must be gay.

    By Anonymous, on 9:05 PM  

  • how i like to punch her stupid ass looking beak with the force of tito ortiz,,, please let me do it, my b-day coming up asslee!

    By Anonymous, on 9:24 PM  

  • WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS DUMB BITCH??
    I DON'T GET IT.

    By Anonymous, on 11:03 PM  

  • Honestly, she looks way prettier.

    By Anonymous, on 11:04 PM  

  • It still has a hook like the blue eagle from The Muppets. Either way, she still looks like a pre-op tranny and even with all that eyeliner and mascara caked on, she bears a striking resemblence to Kirk Douglas.

    By Anonymous, on 2:08 AM  

  • She is so nasty. I can't believe she got a nose job though. I hate to make fun of her obvious insecurities but I can't help but chuckle at the situation.

    LOL @ "less ugly"

    So mean spirited yet accurate.

    By Anonymous, on 4:53 AM  

  • She should have fixed that horrific chin first!

    By Anonymous, on 5:35 AM  

  • I think she is hot now too

    By Anonymous, on 5:57 AM  

  • Ashee! indeed...all the better to sneeze with;-)

    By Anonymous, on 6:21 AM  

  • Very interesting stuff here. Especially enjoyed about the Simpson's new nose!

    By pubic hair removal, on 6:22 AM  

  • I think they call that third one the money shot.

    By Anonymous, on 8:06 AM  

  • She actually looks cute in the 2nd pic....then again, she doesn't look like herself in that pic.

    By Anonymous, on 10:01 AM  

  • re 7:01

    I don't have a big nose at all. But I think quirky suttle imperfections are cute.

    By Anonymous, on 10:03 AM  

  • She looks better that's all that matters. Good for her. Her nose was HUGE!

    By Anonymous, on 10:15 AM  

  • This girl is fake in so many ways. I've often wondered if ashlee SHITS plastic.

    So fake. So ugly. So overrated. So talentless.

    Why, oh why, did the girl at the Toronto McDonald's not throw boiling french fry grease on ashlee when she had the chance??? Talk about a feeling of regret that will never go away.

    JJ

    By joejoe, on 10:24 AM  

  • re 10:03

    The word you need is subtle

    By Anonymous, on 10:27 AM  

  • I'm not a fan of hers, the music or anyone in that family, but I'm impressed on what a difference it made. she does look much prettier. And since I don't know what the HELL Jessica is doing to herself lately, at least one of them should look good.

    By Anonymous, on 10:29 AM  

  • WHYYYYYYY DO really white girls where the darkest make-up. The dramatic look only works with some sort of pigment whether your bake it on with the sun or the tanning bed, but eeeek.
    P.S. Maybe her publicist can let her know she's suppose to swallow before opening her mouth to shout, i mean sing. Just an idea...

    By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM  

  • **wear**

    By Anonymous, on 10:41 AM  

  • Look, lets be honest. This one is way hotter than her sister cause she gives up anal. o

    By Anonymous, on 10:50 AM  

  • That's not drool, it's Todd's man juice.

    By Blonde Vigilante, on 11:16 AM  

  • Mount Rushmore called. It wants its nose back.

    By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM  

  • OK, I got it figured out finally.

    I used to think she was ugly because of her nose.

    Now I know it's because of her face.

    By Anonymous, on 12:20 PM  

  • She should be cute, but she's just not. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with her, now that the nose is fixed. It's still all just one big mess.

    By Cheetarah1980, on 12:23 PM  

  • Hate to spoil the "hate party", but she actually looks good. Yeah, she has a butt chin, so what? If she didn't fix it, you'd be calling her ugly (which you do. If she did fix it, you'd be calling her fake.

    By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM  

  • Ok, is it just me, or is that second pic an Olsen????

    By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM  

  • She went from a 3 to a five..so worth it.

    By Brandi Love, on 2:01 PM  

  • can she and her sister just go away?

    By Anonymous, on 4:19 PM  

  • Every since she stop trying to be all goth and different she got much hotter. Now with a new nose she is for sure hot. I dont ever want to hear her talk, but if she was naked and gagged she would look good. Id like to stick it in her pooper.

    By Anonymous, on 4:36 PM  

  • Love how she's channeling Jarvis Cocker circa Woodstock '69 in the 3rd pic on the bottom.

    By hey man, i was there, dig?, on 4:44 PM  

  • that's one ugly chick.

    By Anonymous, on 8:10 PM  

  • Not a fan at all but the nose job's done her a TON of good. Doesn't even look like the same person.

    By Anonymous, on 10:23 AM  

  • Yeah. Ashlee looking as little as possible like Ashlee is always a good thing.

    By Hatter, on 3:28 PM  

  • I don't care how many surgeries Asslee has she can never hold a candle to her natural sis Jessica. If it wasn't for her big sis, she wouldn't be a star today. Funny now she is denying she ever had a nose job to look like her sis. What a tool!

    By Anonymous, on 10:08 PM  

  • I'm not sure why everyone is making such a big deal outta this... she had a bad nose, she fixed it, it looks a lot better now, what's the big deal? celebs get jobs done all the time, regular every day joes get jobs done all the time... whether you like her music, her decisions, her style, whatever or not, she's got the money to fix some problems, let her fix them!! don't lie, you know if you had the money and the guts you'd fix one or two things about yourself too! p.s. i'm not an ashlee simpson fan, but the new nose does looks better (less character, but better), and this is not a big deal!!

    By Anonymous, on 3:28 AM  

  • AHLEE SIMPSON: YOU ARE A LOW-LIFE, UN-TALENTED, UNDESCRIBABLY HIDEOUS, ANNOYING, OVER-RATED, UNEDUCATED, SELF-ABSORBED, NAIVE, AND DID I FORGET TO MENTION UGLY-AS-SIN WASTE OF HUMAN SPERM. NOT ONLY ARE YOU RIDING THE COAT-TAILS OF YOUR SAILOR-TOY SISTER, BUT YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT THE PEOPLE WHO "HANG" WITH YOU TRULY BELIEVE IN YOU. GET A REALITY CHECK, VISIT YOUR LOCAL MOBILE PARK, LAY UNDERNEATH THE BIGGEST TRAILER YOU CAN FIND AND PLEAD FOR SOMEONE TO RUN OVER YOUR RETARDED AS HEAD!
    YOU SIMPLY NEED TO DIE AND DONATE YOUR BODY TO SCIENCE SO THAT WE CEN DECIPHER HICH GENES ARE THE ONES THAT MAKE YOU SO STUPID AND UGLY SO THT ONE DAY SCIENTISTS CAN FIND A WAY TO OBLITERATE THEM FROM FUTURE PROCREATION.

    By Anonymous, on 4:15 PM  

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