Adriana Lima Will Slap You

74 Comments:

  • she is the most beautiful woman. ever. Damn, I wish I looked like her....

    By Anonymous, on 10:03 AM  

  • I hate them. I would sit on them, cook them with a fart then eat them.
    They are really not all that, she has yellow teeth and I think I see a zit. If I wasnt so chunky I could be as cute as them.

    By fat girl, on 10:04 AM  

  • Keep dreaming, fat girl.

    By Anonymous, on 10:11 AM  

  • She's very pretty. A virgin? I doubt it. Seriously what guy worth anything is going to date a beautiful model who doesn't put out? Unless they're gay.....

    By Anonymous, on 10:23 AM  

  • Imagine those lips wrapped around your .......

    By Anonymous, on 10:25 AM  

  • How is it possible for one human being to be that pretty? Sigh. At least she has crappy teeth, that's one consolation.

    By Anonymous, on 10:39 AM  

  • don't know wtf you guys are talking about...this bitch is scary looking. some more diseased gums with your smile? fyi, the 2 other girls are way hotter.

    By Anonymous, on 10:41 AM  

  • When you look like that, it's OK to go around slapping people. I think it's in the constitution...

    By mutterhals, on 10:42 AM  

  • Wow! My kind of foreplay! So she doesn't put out, but she does dish it out! She definitely looks like a top to me, and now we have confirmation (and no, I don't mean "top model"...). I'd like to see her in her sexy leather outfit with the whip in her hand... I guess you have to be an extremely rich prince to be able to afford those pleasures!!!!

    I love Mistress Adriana!!! Thank you Mistress, may I have another?!?

    By Prince Joao of Brasil, on 10:43 AM  

  • While her body is gorgeous, it's mostly about the eyes with her. They're a beautiful color and they're haunting. No wonder so many boring brown eyed girls are jealous of her. Sorry, ladies. She's hot.

    By Anonymous, on 10:47 AM  

  • She very well could be a virgin. All that means is she has taken it in the ass so much that now her sphincter muscles are like jello (gay men like Tom Cruise also have this problem). I hear when she eats something it immediately falls right out her butt.

    By Anal leakage, on 10:54 AM  

  • Just because you have your V card doesn't mean you still have your A card... Think about it...

    By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM  

  • Adriana Lima is the hottest woman on the planet. She has perfect teeth, amazing eyes, and a flawless body. End of discussion...all you fat/ugly chicks, go spew your hate on the Lohan thread.

    By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM  

  • I still think Angelina is prettier.

    But Adriana is pretty pretty, and it's true, it's the eyes....

    nothing wrong with brown eyes...they're pretty too.

    By Madgirl, on 11:17 AM  

  • She does need a little work on the teeth. Her gums are a bit low on the top row and it makes her two front teeth stand out like a rat's set of chompers.

    By jeditemple, on 11:19 AM  

  • btw, if you're getting jammed in the ass, you're not a virgin.

    By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM  

  • She does need a little work on the teeth. Her gums are a bit low on the top row and it makes her two front teeth stand out like a rat's set of chompers.

    By jeditemple, on 11:20 AM  

  • If he slapped her back, it would be construed at sexual assault, go figure...

    By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM  

  • they all need dental work!

    By Anonymous, on 11:32 AM  

  • What's so sexy about being a virgin?

    By Anonymous, on 11:35 AM  

  • i'm a red-blooded, fire-breathing, god-fearing male and i have to say that i don't find her attractive at all. i can see why others would, but she's never done anything for me.

    By Anonymous, on 12:02 PM  

  • for crying out loud, you guys really believe THIS ONE is a virgin?? Come on, I live here in Brazil... It's a fact she doesn't stand a 1% chance of being a virgin. Publicity stunt, that's all there is...

    TheBrazilRod

    By Anonymous, on 12:06 PM  

  • Brown eyes are sexy too i might add. the color doesnt matter its the shape as well. and i love her and i have brown eyes so u can stick that somewhere. And why do ppl think all Brazilian girls are automatically HOT! not true

    By Courtney, on 12:22 PM  

  • hot model+tight virgin pus=heaven.

    First rule of dating Ultimate hotness: Don't be late. Ever.

    Second rule of dating Ultimate hotness: Don't say any that would piss her off.

    Third rule of dating Ultimate hotness: Put up with what ever she dishes out. Cause the end...you'll get head at least. When she's going down. Finger her ass. Trust me. Ultimate Hotness loves the cock. serious

    Fourth rule of Dating Ultimate hotness: Do or say what ever you have to. Even if you got to Marry her. Do it.
    Whatever it takes to fuck her.

    Look at what Nick Lachey had to put up with. In the end, Jessica was bent over and fucked. Then he did the next best thing... divorce. Now he's getting half.

    I think he's a homo but, he did good work.

    Good Job, Nick.

    Follow these simple rules and you too can fuck hotness too. Remember this at all times.... "Live the Dream".

    "The Guy"

    By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM  

  • Courtney, not true AT ALL!

    By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM  

  • Heidi Klum and Gisele Bundchen will always be the hottest and sexiest VS models. I've always had a hard time with Lima's hotness because her teeth kinda ruin it, but she's still smokin' hot.

    By Anonymous, on 1:17 PM  

  • "I didn't think it was medically possible to become more than "fully erect," but thanks to Adriana Lima, the medical journal said they will finally publish me."

    Best. Line. Ever.

    By Jackson, on 1:44 PM  

  • i have to agree with 11:35. this virgin thing is overrated. if it's really true, she's gonna scream way too much and get blood all over his princely sheets. not cool. and not sexy.

    By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM  

  • I think she's one of the most beautiful women ever to walk the face of the earth, only Lia Kebede is more perfectly featured. And it is possible for her to be a virgin, not likely, but definitely possible.

    But, Adriana also scare the bejesus out of me. She looks like a vampire, a sexy one from an Anne Rice novel, but still part of the evil un-dead. It's her eyes, they are both stunningly beautiful and hypnotically terrifying. Like she could seduce a man into slaughtering chickens and drinking their blood in a modnight ritual or something. I see her and I think "Evil".

    Heidi is the bomb. But Gisele has no hips, no butt, no thighs and a huge nose. She's practically straight up and down. How is she hotter than Adriana, Tyra (circa 1998), Daniella Pestova, or Stephanie Seymour(the body)? Gisele just showed up at the right time, when Brazilian models were new, and she didn't look "ethnic" like Adriana so she got pumped up more. She looks like many other mousey haired, freckly, gangly white chicks, IMO. Only stands out because of the height and accent.

    By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM  

  • adriana needs to floss her teeth.

    By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM  

  • Adrianna looks great in pictures, but when she is in commercials, she is not very attractive. A few of those Maybeline commercials, she looks hideous. And whenever she opens her mouth and tries to speak, it's really really annoying.

    By Anonymous, on 2:20 PM  

  • Umm, Adrianna has a MOUSTACHE!!! Really, she is quite full of herself! But, good for her for slapping the Prince.

    By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM  

  • I am literally rubbing up a bone as I type this, and will be masturbating in a matter of minutes. It probably won't take much longer than that to finish. Thanks, Todd. I was feeling a bit tense.

    However, all you sad, clingy, half-men need to grow a pair. Women are not attracted to whiney, groveling little worms. Also, hot women are not all fun and games. Not that I would know, but I thought the following article made sense: http://www.askmen.com/dating/dating_top_ten_60/77_dating_list.html (I hope posting a URL is OK).

    By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM  

  • Why do all three girls have bad teeth... I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees this. As long as she keeps her lips together, I'm a happy camper. But her fangs are kinda scary, and give her a slightly mannish quality. Lil latin boy in drag, if I may. Although Adriana is pretty hot, there isn't anything exceptional about her when compared to someone of a Heidi Klum caliber.

    By Modelizer, on 4:15 PM  

  • Sounds like ol' "Wence" got tired of the royal nuts being blue (and not from the color of his blood) and sought relief elsewhere; prolly from a really ordinary looking girl too. Well, "ordinary" for him, anyway.

    By cap'n jim, on 4:31 PM  

  • I would have slapped her right back.
    Third world whores should know their place.

    By prince prickly von cocklenburg, on 4:49 PM  

  • Beauty is subjective, but I agree with all those who believe her to be the most beautiful girl in the world....far better than Heidi, Gisele, Angelina or any other mentioned, IMO....and her teeth are great too.....what's up with you people?..does everyone have to have veneers to satify your need for "perfect teeth"?....whether in photos, video,etc. Adriana is beyond HOT ! I have no idea what she is really like, but physically, she is as close to perfect as I've ever seen !

    By Anonymous, on 5:00 PM  

  • good one, prince prickly!

    By Anonymous, on 6:20 PM  

  • if I slapped a man for no reason and he didnt grab my arms and force me to have a really rough, sweaty sex with him in response, I think I'd lose all respect for him.
    silly fake virgins.

    By Anonymous, on 7:27 PM  

  • No woman is worth putting up with that kind of behavior. No matter what they look like. The guy must be a wimp with no balls. The reason women act like this is cause the pussies they have dated allow it. end of story

    By Anonymous, on 7:36 PM  

  • If you all think HER teeth are bad, then I think you should spend a little more time looking at passersby on the street and less time looking at the fake-o veneers of celebrities. I don't know many people who have teeth this perfectly straight in my everyday life. Her gumline does seem a bit different, maybe, but I really don't see what's so wrong with her teeth.

    Is it all women saying that? (I'm a woman too, so I'm fully aware of our inate ability to pick out some minute detail in a ridiculously attractive woman to make ourselves feel better.) All I'm saying is, if getting to look like her means I'd have to settle for a slightly less than perfect gumline, I wouldn't be crying myself to sleep over it...

    By Anonymous, on 7:51 PM  

  • I wonder if she takes it rough too?
    That would just make my day.

    While i don't think she's The Most Beautiful Woman On Earth (tm), i think there's a damn good chance she's more attractive than any sitegoers IDLYITW is going to see anytime soon. (unless that is, Maggie Grace gets her celeb-fix here - highly unlikely.)

    By sam991, on 8:35 PM  

  • I wish I was a European prince worth 4 billion dollars and dating Adriana Lima. F*ck. =(

    By Anonymous, on 10:26 PM  

  • Old Nazi's never die. They just mate with the locals and make hot chicks.

    By Look it up before you protest, on 12:39 AM  

  • OMFG

    Those lips around my shaft is what I dream of. Every day. Every hour. And unloading on her tits and face. Nice.

    By Anonymous, on 6:26 AM  

  • Bring it on she could slap me six way till Sunday and I'd come back for more, she has to be one of the most beautiful woman on the planet, God had a good day :)

    By Anonymous, on 7:35 AM  

  • First off, I'm sick of these models thinking they are better than everybody else. Wow so you're pretty and everybody wants to fuck you. Congratulations, quite an accomplishment or wait, that was genetics. Doesn't give you the right to be hitting stewards or men. She gets called a diva for slapping him and he would have been called a woman beater. Second off, unless she was "discovered" and signed to a major label instantly, there is NO WAY she is a virgin. There's no such thing in the modelling industry unless your mommy is your manager. At least look up to someone who does something for humanity.

    By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM  

  • She might be the most prettiest woman in the world, but slapping your own boyfriend in public shows a sign of disrespect.

    I understand he was late, but hey, do the trashings at home.

    Pfts, what has happened to respecting your own partner.

    -Miss-

    By Anonymous, on 1:12 PM  

  • I BET SHE IS REALLY A LESBIAN, I DONT CARE HOW HOT SHE IS, SHE IS DISRESPECTFUL, WITH 4 BILLION HE COULD HAVE ANY WOMAN HE WANTS. DONT FORGET VIRGIN WITH GUYS, DOESNT MEAN SHE ISNT WITH OTHER WOMEN.

    By ANGEL, on 4:35 PM  

  • ^ yeah yeah, ok. but do you really have to shout? your comment wasn't very interesting anyway.

    By 100yr old deaf guy, on 5:05 PM  

  • SO YOU WOULD LET HER SLAP YOU? MODELS ARE A DIME A DOZEN, BEAUTIFUL SHE IS, BUT NOT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD BY ANY MEANS.

    By ANGEL, on 6:12 PM  

  • good grief.

    By 100yr old deaf guy, on 6:21 PM  

  • remember people- for everything beautiful women, theres some guy whose tired of putting up with her shit

    By Anonymous, on 7:57 PM  

  • Sure she's hot an all that but is her attitude really worth it?
    Would you put up with her shit just so you can say you're dating a supermodel? I'm sure it's all fun at first but it's gonna get tiring after a few weeks and then he'll just move on to someone who will match in brains what Adriana has in looks.

    By Anonymous, on 9:12 AM  

  • she is not all that pretty with that awful gap in her teeth...she is sorta not hot...when she smiles.....turn off...i dont see wht all the hype is about her

    By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM  

  • hmmmmmmmmmmm
    does she really have yellow teeth
    i cant tell really
    she's pretty
    hehehe ive got the same name as her
    but im confused is hers double "N" or one "N" oh weelll
    to "the guy" well mate that is seriously NOT true!!!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 7:39 PM  

  • Oh fer crying out loud. . .

    If any one of you posters saw her walking through the produce section of the supermarket you'd track her with precision that rivals NORAD, meanwhile trying to catch your breath by sucking so much wind others would think a hurricane is approaching. You know it and I know it. She is extremely attractive. Let's see what any one of you look like with a camera and 2000 watts of light 3 inches from your face, in an extreme close up. ALL of you would be far harder to look at, that's for sure. And her teeth are fine.

    But we all know looks aren't everything. In fact they're very fleeting. . . .

    However, I do agree with 5/16/2006 2:13pm - her eyes scare the hell out of me. If I stare at them long enough I. . . .I start developing a thirst for . . . chicken blood.

    She does indeed look like an evil seductress. . like you should wade cautiously, because once you're trapped in her tarpit of obsession - the more you struggle to get free, the more you sink into the depths of her spell.

    A song from the 70s that fits Adriana's look to a "T". The perfect embodiment of this scenario:


    Devil Woman - Cliff Richard

    I've had nothing but bad luck
    Since the day I saw the cat at my door
    So I came here to you, sweet lady
    Answering your mystical call
    Crystal ball on the table
    Showing the future, the past
    Same cat with them evil eyes
    And I knew it was a spell she'd cast.

    She's just a devil woman
    With evil on her mind
    Beware the devil woman
    She's gonna get you
    She's just a devil woman
    With evil on her mind
    Beware the devil woman
    She's gonna get you from behind.

    Give me the ring on your finger
    Let me see the lines of your hand
    I can see me a tall dark stranger
    Giving you what you hadn't planned
    I drank the potion she offered me
    I found myself on the floor
    Then I looked in those big green eyes
    And I wondered what I came there for.

    She's just a devil woman
    With evil on her mind
    Beware the devil woman
    She's gonna get you
    She's just a devil woman
    With evil on her mind
    Beware the devil woman
    She's gonna get you from behind.

    Stay awake
    Look out
    If you're out on a moonlit night
    Be careful of the neighbourhood strays
    Of a lady with long black hair
    Tryin' to win you with her feminine ways
    Crystal ball on the table
    Showing the future, the past
    Same cat with them evil eyes
    You'd better get out of there fast
    She's just a devil woman
    With evil on her mind
    Beware the devil woman
    She's gonna get you.



    Meow.

    By Anonymous, on 9:50 PM  

  • Geez people! what is wrong with you? Her teeth are fine. What's with you Americans and your obsession with teeth so perfect they look fake?
    I think Adriana is drop dead gorgeous. Her body's great even though it isn't the best of the best, and her face is nothing short of perfect. I have been noticing her skin is a little damaged by the sun, you can really notice that in the 3rd picture. She has a couple of wrinkles on her forehead (and she's only 24) and the texture of her skin seems a bit rough. She shouldn't expose herself to the sun so much.

    I don't really know why she slapped the prince. Maybe she had a good reason to do it, maybe she was being a spoiled brat, who knows. I'm certainly not going to judge her based on something I know very little about.

    By Andromeda18_, on 3:52 PM  

  • WOW... she is truly one of the most beautiful women i have ever seen in my entire life.. anyone saying otherwise is just a person with a low self esteem, that cant do anything other than try to find imperfections on a gorgeous woman- who by the way any girl would kill to look like- And if youre a guy, youre obviously mad because you can't have her.. oh well. Deal with it, and just appreciate beauty..

    By Mari, on 3:49 PM  

  • Artist: NICKELBACK
    Album: All The Right Reasons
    Title: Follow You Home


    Well you can dig me up a grave
    And try and stick me in the ground
    Well you can tie me to the bed
    And try and beat me half to death
    But you can never keep me down
    Well you can stick me in a hole
    And you can pray all day for rain
    You can shoot me in the leg
    Just to try to make me beg
    And you can leave me there for days

    [CHORUS]
    And I'll stay alive
    Just to follow you home
    And I will survive
    'Cause you're my Mississippi Princess
    You're my California Queen
    Like the Duchess of Detroit
    And every city in between
    You can slap me in the face
    You can scream profanity
    Leave me here to die alone but
    I'll still follow you home
    I'll still follow you home

    You can make a couple calls
    And tell your brothers I'm in town
    Put a bounty on my head
    And tell my parents that I'm dead
    And hope to hell I'm never found
    You can steal me the keys
    To your daddy's Cadillac
    You can tamper with the brakes
    Call it a mistake
    And pray I'm never coming back

    [CHORUS]

    You can dig me up a grave
    And try and stick me in the ground
    You can tie me to the bed
    And try and beat me half to death
    But you can never keep me down

    And I will survive
    'Cause you're my Mississippi Princess
    You're my California Queen
    Like the Duchess of Detroit
    And every city in between
    You can slap me in the face
    You can scream profanity
    Leave me here to die alone but
    I'll still follow you home
    I'll still follow you home

    By Anonymous, on 6:54 AM  

  • I know for a fact that she's not a virgin. But she doesn't do handjobs.

    By Anonymous, on 11:29 AM  

  • All you haters youuu know you wish you looked even 1/4 like her yourso freakin jealous, your like inspecting every inch of her to find a flaw!!!Guess what???shes flawless :o and for does who says her teeth are ugly guess what? there something called Dentist, your so patetic! and the shes brazilian she cant be a virgin SOOO CLICHE jaja for you informacion before they spotted her she wanted to become a nun shes extremely religious its not because shes a 24 years old drop dead gorgeous model that shes not a virgin osea get over yourself + shes extremly humble and WHO hasnt slap her boyfriend ???

    Adriana lima is the sexiest women and hearth with angelina jolie

    By Anonymous, on 4:29 PM  

  • why does everyone make such a big deal out of her? she's just a fucking model. get over it.

    By Anonymous, on 3:31 PM  

  • SOUTH AMERICAN GIRLS..... WE'RE HOT!!!!...... DON'T HATE US... =P

    By odiamesikieres, on 9:10 AM  

  • just because she is brazilian an hot she can't be a virgin?
    cmon...american girls are much more slut and you know that.
    yeah. please, don't hate us just because we got great bodies.
    sorry. we kinda born like that.
    she's beautiful and end of history

    By Anonymous, on 11:28 AM  

  • hey thats who i saw in my dream last nite.....???. after all she's worth it. i've never seen such beauty damn ,her eye's are killin' me

    By Anonymous, on 8:09 AM  

  • adriana is hot n she's drop dead gorgeous, she is just phenomenal, i mean i cant find anything wrong in her

    By Anonymous, on 8:03 AM  

  • Oh, come on! Are you kidding? Is it some kind of modern stupidity not ot see that a human can be a jerk and biatch even if IT looks preety? i dont believe a thing bouyt that chic.. she aint no kitty shes a really agressive peace of meat, very cold-hearted and selfish.. and besides shes just another good example of genes gamble... Believe me.. I live in Russia.. and I see this kind of women every day.. they are beatiful - yes.. so what?? they are disgusting because they sell their beauty and control people thinking that they are supposed to..

    By Anonymous, on 3:05 AM  

  • Ok, Adriana Lima is one of the sexiest women on earth. She has a beautiful body, gorgeous hair, beautiful lips, perfect skin, HER TEETH ARE FLAWLESS, her eyes are stunning, her smile is like from a fkn dental commercial, her posture is amazing and her aura is irresistable, she makes a man drop dead to his feet and a woman wanna turn lesbian, she can do wat she wants with who she wants and even if she doesn't put out, that guy will be abstinante to be with her, and any1 who thinks otherwise is just JEALOUS. Its hard work to become that beautiful and even harder to stay that beautiful and almost impossible for the record,
    I love Adriana and all of you who hate should do the same, don't despise the beautiful, become them;)

    By eurocherie, on 3:21 PM  

  • You guys need to stop making such a big deal out of her. whether shes a virgin or not or she has perfect teeth or not or whatever shes a fucking SUPERMODEL.

    anyways i think shes pretty and all but shes certainly not the most beautiful but shes pretty and everything. what she did was disrespectful but he probably deserved it.

    By Anonymous, on 8:06 PM  

  • thats wierd for adriana to slap her boyfriend. i think that she is very smart that she is a virgin and anyone hoo things its stupid is just dumb in the head at least shes not like any of them slut models.

    By Anonymous, on 5:25 AM  

  • Adriana Liam is pretty much the hottest person in the world and the rest of the super models that you guys mentioned are just close seconds(execpt Gisele she is awkward looking to me) Her teeth are perfect and she does not have a moustache she's and effing supermodel duhh. She will always be perfection and this is coming from a straight female so for all you guys who can't see it I feel bad because she is nothing short of AMAZING!

    By Anonymous, on 5:52 PM  

  • How can anyone believe that virgin-shit...She comes of as a fcking bitch in the GQ-interview as well..

    By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM  

  • She is the most beautifull women i ever seen and J think that she is really a virgin. I think it is cool that so beautifull girl is a virgin. I like her smile and Lips.

    By Jarek Dg, on 10:37 AM  

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