Ugg boots??!!! Didn't those go out of style about three years ago and should never have been in style in the first place? God, she's such a fucking train wreck!
I think Ashlee looks fine, the lips look stupid though. Someone said Jessica looks like a horse, and I see it! I always thought Jessica was dumb and boring though ... Ashlee has more personality. I like the nose, where can I buy one? :o/
What I want to know is why Ashlee and her family are putting so much effort into her appearance. Her "music" has not been great, and she's constantly in her (equally untalented) sister's shadow. It's like trying to pass off Alpo as fillet mignon.
Ashlee, just give up. Go to college, get a degree, and try not to cry into your pillow as your sister reaps the benefits of scandal and payola.
Wow, didn't mean to sound so catty, but there you go.
The black ones are slightly better only due to the fact that they're black. The red ones are bigger ... I think? They are just stupid, but I hate the whole big bug-eye look. What's next? Wipers and etched glass. Maybe blinds, with little strings to draw them up and down ... Shit.
Who the hell would want to look like Jessica. I just don't understand the fasination with her. She's about as fug as they come. The only thing she has going for her are her humongous fake boobs... and well she has nice legs too but that's it. Her face is just jacked up. Ashley did the right thing by getting her nose done. Looks better. Lips look pretty bad (cept for the last pic.. they look normal there).. but if she keeps this up she'll be looking better than her fug sister. Not that that will change the fact that she's a freakin moron though.
I think Ashlee's lips look fine in the last pic. The nose is much improved.
While they may look ok, they also look very fake. The upper lip is supposed to be 50% - 75% (in volume) of what the lower lip is, naturally. You can tell someone has had collagen treatments if their lips are the same size, or if the upper lip is larger than the lower one (though there are exceptions).
I honestly don't mean to sound snarky, just pointing something out. I got this data from either awfulplasticsurgery.com, or www.celebritycosmeticsurgery.blogspot.com. Honestly, I don't remember which one.
As for the nose, I do like it. However, it is very cookie-cutter and blah. Her old nose, while not as attractive, gave her character. I must say that I lost a lot of respect for her when I learned she had work done. I didn't have much to begin with, but what was there is gone.
"Who the hell would want to look like Jessica. I just don't understand the fasination with her. She's about as fug as they come."
preach it. i must say, i thought ashlee was really hot before this nose/lip shit. jessica's face and lip job is atrocious. why would she want to copy that? damn you america, for thinking jessica is hotter.
Calling these girls ugly horse trannies is just absurd. I love acerbic comments and hyperbole as much as the next guy, but any straight dude or gay woman who says they'd kick either one of these chicks out of bed is a MF'n liar.
It's really not that great to look like your sister...please someone tell her that...cause she's being REALLY stupid...oh well, I guess those Simpsons are no brain surgeons either...
Did anyone notice the size of the woman's head sitting behind ashlee? how is more distant from the photographer and still so gigantic? (note pictures 3 and 4 in particular). bizarre.
Jessica is beautiful, Ashlee looks better, but fake. She has less of a chance to enter any beauty contest. She holds no candle to Jess still. Jess kept her nose. Ashlee looks so manufactured like a car. She looks strange.
The worst part is you just know Ashlee thinks she looks really hawt like this. Even worse is that it's actually kinda true.
It sends all the wrong messages and undermines our cherished belief in not tampering with the genetic hand nature has dealt us, but sometimes plastic surgery can actually make someone look better than they would have been without it. Guess it's a multi-billion dollar per year business for a reason.
It used to be-re-inventing yourself consisted of changing your hair colour, and cut, wearing different clothes and trying out a new approach to life.
Now re-inventing yourself literally means re-doing your face and body with plastic surgery. And to think she is so young still. I'd hate to see her in twenty years.
She looks more like a conceited retard with nothing and I mean nothing but your parents money to show for her name-whoring. But hay, keep whining to Mommy now that Daddy’s left that you need more $$ to download Assleys songs that she’s singing to you and I’m sure your self-loathing Momma will give it to you.
gawd, ashlee lost her own self =O jessica looks better, if you look real closely at the two. ashlee's gonna turn into a plastic surgery monster someday xP i dont think im going to look forward to seeing ashlee in ten years
I think Ashlee/Assica looks fine. most people are giving her hell for "changing" her hair too, but blonde (somewhat) IS her natural color - she just went back to it! She said the blond roots growing in ... when her hair was black ... made it look like a bald spot on top. So no hell over the hair color change, from me. I think she should leave the lips alone, they look fake. The nose job turned out great, so why not? She doesn't need boobs, so I guess she's done with the plastic. Wish I looked like her.
Jessica interests me not. "I farted - rub my belly, Nick! My stomach hurts, whiiine!" geez! She needs a plastic brain implant.
Yeah...that nose job looks better, i mean her nose was huge before, and her chin literally looked like a huge butt in her face, but she is still very ugly. those lips remind me of angelina jolie. doesnt she look like her in the umh..first pic i think? but anhow. ashlee is very dumb though. she has no talent whatsoever. she is only so damn famous cuz her damn sister is and her parents got money.
The simpson sisters are just disgusting to me. Their lips are absolutely horrid now, they used to be cute, but now, they have to rely on surgery to make them cute. If they were true Christians, they would be happy with what God gave them, and never need to change anything, no matter how much money it would bring. Their father is a horrible father for doing this to them.
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gross gross gross gross gross
why would she want to look like her ugly tranny horse sister anyway
By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM
All the plastic surgery in the world won't change the fact that she's a dumb slut and enjoys taking it up the ass from her dad.
By Anonymous, on 3:11 PM
OMFG!! She's slowly morphing into Jessica! AHHHHHHHHHH!
By Anonymous, on 3:15 PM
Ugg boots??!!! Didn't those go out of style about three years ago and should never have been in style in the first place? God, she's such a fucking train wreck!
By Anonymous, on 3:21 PM
I think Ashlee looks fine, the lips look stupid though. Someone said Jessica looks like a horse, and I see it! I always thought Jessica was dumb and boring though ... Ashlee has more personality. I like the nose, where can I buy one? :o/
By Anonymous, on 3:25 PM
They both still look like they're ugly pervert dad.
By Anonymous, on 3:29 PM
That new nose looks about as natural as the color of Cheetos.
By Anonymous, on 3:29 PM
hahahaha, she must be loving not being "the ugly sister" anymore! She still sucks and so does her "music".
By Anonymous, on 3:31 PM
eww, i stopped wearing uggs when my mom started wearing them. I only see them on moms and grandmas now... and sometimes the occasional 12 year old.
And WHY with shorts? WHY?? If it's HOT do you think fluffy fur would feel great on my feet a 95 degrees. Them are some stinky feet. pft
By Anonymous, on 3:49 PM
what´s the matteR? if they´re ugly, why cannot them try to improve themselves?
ashlee looks better... but she´s not pretty yet!
By Anonymous, on 3:55 PM
...someone should slip Ashlee's surgeons number to Pink.
By Anonymous, on 4:00 PM
Honestly. I think she's pretty.
I like her butt chin. I don't care what anyone says, butt chins are like....well, butts, only higher.
By Anonymous, on 4:05 PM
Eat dat broc-ol-loc-o-lee Ashlee.
Why the band-aid? Oh, yeah, She saw Jessicas shoes. No need to slash, just look away Ashlee, look to the brocoli.
By Anonymous, on 4:09 PM
What I want to know is why Ashlee and her family are putting so much effort into her appearance. Her "music" has not been great, and she's constantly in her (equally untalented) sister's shadow. It's like trying to pass off Alpo as fillet mignon.
Ashlee, just give up. Go to college, get a degree, and try not to cry into your pillow as your sister reaps the benefits of scandal and payola.
Wow, didn't mean to sound so catty, but there you go.
By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM
Is no one else concerned about those wretched sunglasses that probably cost $400. Just 'cause it's expensive doesn't mean it's cute. Damn.
By Kitty X, on 4:25 PM
You mean the red ones Jessica is wearing? I agree. They are so full of suck!
By Anonymous, on 5:02 PM
Every pair of sunglasses in these pictures are ugly. It's so hard to choose which ones I hate the most.
By Anonymous, on 5:04 PM
The black ones are slightly better only due to the fact that they're black. The red ones are bigger ... I think? They are just stupid, but I hate the whole big bug-eye look. What's next? Wipers and etched glass. Maybe blinds, with little strings to draw them up and down ... Shit.
dumb ass celebrities
By Anonymous, on 5:11 PM
Uhh, which is which now?
By sam991, on 5:23 PM
The only way to tell them apart is - Ashlee has the bigger butt ... chin.
By Anonymous, on 5:36 PM
She looks like a grown up Cindy Brady!! ROFL!
By Anonymous, on 6:03 PM
Dude. When she rides a bike, I bet her bike helmet has a thong strap for that butt-chin.
I'm so stupid. I know.
She does look like Cindy Brady.
By Anonymous, on 6:13 PM
Well, I guess it was just a matter of time before this happened. Can't wait for the sex tape to come out in 1 year after her first mistake marriage!
By E.W., on 7:19 PM
Who the hell would want to look like Jessica. I just don't understand the fasination with her. She's about as fug as they come. The only thing she has going for her are her humongous fake boobs... and well she has nice legs too but that's it.
Her face is just jacked up.
Ashley did the right thing by getting her nose done. Looks better.
Lips look pretty bad (cept for the last pic.. they look normal there).. but if she keeps this up she'll be looking better than her fug sister.
Not that that will change the fact that she's a freakin moron though.
By Anonymous, on 8:03 PM
I think Ashlee's lips look fine in the last pic. The nose is much improved.
By jeditemple, on 8:12 PM
I think Ashlee's lips look fine in the last pic. The nose is much improved.
While they may look ok, they also look very fake. The upper lip is supposed to be 50% - 75% (in volume) of what the lower lip is, naturally. You can tell someone has had collagen treatments if their lips are the same size, or if the upper lip is larger than the lower one (though there are exceptions).
I honestly don't mean to sound snarky, just pointing something out. I got this data from either awfulplasticsurgery.com, or www.celebritycosmeticsurgery.blogspot.com. Honestly, I don't remember which one.
As for the nose, I do like it. However, it is very cookie-cutter and blah. Her old nose, while not as attractive, gave her character. I must say that I lost a lot of respect for her when I learned she had work done. I didn't have much to begin with, but what was there is gone.
By Anonymous, on 9:33 PM
"Who the hell would want to look like Jessica. I just don't understand the fasination with her. She's about as fug as they come."
preach it. i must say, i thought ashlee was really hot before this nose/lip shit. jessica's face and lip job is atrocious. why would she want to copy that? damn you america, for thinking jessica is hotter.
By Anonymous, on 10:18 PM
beejeeezus. those things looks like they HURT. jenny you are hilarious, please hit me.
By mannemo, on 2:33 AM
Doesn't she look like Drew Barry more in the first pick? Sorry Drew!
By Anonymous, on 4:30 AM
Calling these girls ugly horse trannies is just absurd. I love acerbic comments and hyperbole as much as the next guy, but any straight dude or gay woman who says they'd kick either one of these chicks out of bed is a MF'n liar.
By Jake, on 6:13 AM
If I see another pair of "Hollywood shades" I'm going to puke.
By Anonymous, on 7:44 AM
I think Jessica is gorgeous! Ashlee was pretty. Her nose looks okay, but those lips need to be deflated....
By Anonymous, on 8:02 AM
Her lips look bad.
By Anonymous, on 8:11 AM
It's really not that great to look like your sister...please someone tell her that...cause she's being REALLY stupid...oh well, I guess those Simpsons are no brain surgeons either...
By Anonymous, on 9:46 AM
Did anyone notice the size of the woman's head sitting behind ashlee? how is more distant from the photographer and still so gigantic? (note pictures 3 and 4 in particular). bizarre.
By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
again with those fucking idiot sunglasses.
By Anonymous, on 12:42 PM
she's gorgeous!
By HSC Soap, on 7:28 PM
Jessica is beautiful, Ashlee looks better, but fake. She has less of a chance to enter any beauty contest. She holds no candle to Jess still. Jess kept her nose. Ashlee looks so manufactured like a car. She looks strange.
By Anonymous, on 8:07 PM
The worst part is you just know Ashlee thinks she looks really hawt like this. Even worse is that it's actually kinda true.
It sends all the wrong messages and undermines our cherished belief in not tampering with the genetic hand nature has dealt us, but sometimes plastic surgery can actually make someone look better than they would have been without it. Guess it's a multi-billion dollar per year business for a reason.
By jack fritter, on 5:31 AM
It used to be-re-inventing yourself consisted of changing your hair colour, and cut, wearing different clothes and trying out a new approach to life.
Now re-inventing yourself literally means re-doing your face and body with plastic surgery. And to think she is so young still. I'd hate to see her in twenty years.
By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
She looks very pretty.
By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM
Dear 4:23 -
She looks more like a conceited retard with nothing and I mean nothing but your parents money to show for her name-whoring. But hay, keep whining to Mommy now that Daddy’s left that you need more $$ to download Assleys songs that she’s singing to you and I’m sure your self-loathing Momma will give it to you.
By Anonymous, on 5:06 PM
gawd, ashlee lost her own self =O
jessica looks better, if you look real closely at the two. ashlee's gonna turn into a plastic surgery monster someday xP
i dont think im going to look forward to seeing ashlee in ten years
By Anonymous, on 9:59 AM
I think Ashlee/Assica looks fine. most people are giving her hell for "changing" her hair too, but blonde (somewhat) IS her natural color - she just went back to it! She said the blond roots growing in ... when her hair was black ... made it look like a bald spot on top. So no hell over the hair color change, from me. I think she should leave the lips alone, they look fake. The nose job turned out great, so why not? She doesn't need boobs, so I guess she's done with the plastic. Wish I looked like her.
Jessica interests me not. "I farted - rub my belly, Nick! My stomach hurts, whiiine!" geez! She needs a plastic brain implant.
By Anonymous, on 12:26 PM
I love Ashlee
By Anonymous, on 1:37 PM
There father was a preacher and always talks about what a great Christian family they have.
Why didn't he teach his daughters to love people (including themselves) no matter how they look?
Seems like a conflict of interest to me...
By Anonymous, on 10:52 PM
I think she looks much better. she is actually quite pretty, now.
By Anonymous, on 4:52 AM
I think they are both beautiful
By Anonymous, on 8:04 AM
Yeah...that nose job looks better, i mean her nose was huge before, and her chin literally looked like a huge butt in her face, but she is still very ugly. those lips remind me of angelina jolie. doesnt she look like her in the umh..first pic i think? but anhow. ashlee is very dumb though. she has no talent whatsoever. she is only so damn famous cuz her damn sister is and her parents got money.
By Anonymous, on 8:21 AM
i think she is just a fake with no talent . . . ashlee you can change the outside but you will never change the inside think about it.
By Anonymous, on 3:20 PM
The simpson sisters are just disgusting to me. Their lips are absolutely horrid now, they used to be cute, but now, they have to rely on surgery to make them cute. If they were true Christians, they would be happy with what God gave them, and never need to change anything, no matter how much money it would bring. Their father is a horrible father for doing this to them.
By Anonymous, on 8:33 AM
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