looking pretty good, except for those roots. damn, you would think Cannes would be enough of a special occasion to go ahead and visit your hairdresser.
she has such a fake image..she should ditch that "hardcore punk rocker who makes tough music" act as anyone accept for 7 year olds and her fans can see through it. Glad that she's cleaned up and she should stay that way.
she's quite pretty but still a no-talent narcissistic biatch. Oh oh, Bruce Willis aka Uncle Brucie the Molester is on the prowl (he seems to like the young girls)...lock up your daughters, folks!
Note to Avril's hair stylist - Blonde does not mean yellow. Stick with your natural colour and highlight that, Avril. You look like hooker in a bad wig with an ill fitting dress.
and eyebrows DO grow somewhat together.. i know because i've had to trim mine a couple of times (i'm a guy). just wait until you get older! (nose hair too) :)
It looks like her fake smile is about to crack her face into a million pieces. Guess that's why she doesn't smile a lot. Well,she does have a pretty face, but I don't like it when she feels she has to be "tough" It's nice to see her all dressed up and feminin but it doesn't look like she is too thrilled about it.
I too like her better with dark hair. But I like brunettes so go figure.
She's a pretty girl, but I dunno.. that whole look doesn't really work for her. Least she can fake smile better than Hohan. As someone else said.. she looks like little girl playing dressup. It's just not convincing and not sexy... just kinda... weird.
She's trying too hard. She got sucked into the game, which is a bummer because I at least respected her apparent lack of interest in all that bullshit.
Still, there really is something about her. I'm sporting a mid-chub now. Thanks again, Todd!
Looks like she had her upper lip plumped up, but it's not the bad trout. Looks good. Still hate her for looking like a damn inmate on the Cannes red carpet.
I am pretty sure that is a scar between her brows, not extra hair. Avril bores me, she faked the punk thing now she's faking the 'Hollywood Glam' thing. She's just as moldable, posable and disposable as the Simpsons, Duffs etc.
I'm shocked that no one has mentioned her nose. Seriously what are those two pointy things on the tip of her nose? They look sort of like horns, only how did they get there? I am truly puzzled. I have never seen a nose tip like that.
Yeah, I agree with everyone else: she's a total wannabe.
Painful reality check: at some point, if they want to keep their chips stacked, all the bratty, don't-know-how-to-act-in-public, teen rockers will grow up, and it's 15 minutes past time she did. Accept it, people, and move on!
"I'm so punk! I wear black nail polish and sing about my ex boyfriends in G-rated language! Damn, I'm bad and rebellious! Oops, that phase is over. Now I've dyed my hair blonde and am wearing designer clothes! I'm at Cannes!"
I wonder what her next "look" will be. Death metal? Since she was originally country, I'm betting that she will be the next Madonna -- no identity of her own, just the flavor of the month.
She's a fake punk and she has a unibrow but I still wouldn't mind seeing her naked. I bet if she bent over and let me see it, I could see her hairy asshole. (Shout outs to Pimp C!)
'If she truely wants to be a Ford agency model, she needs a coke habit.'
- You're clearly an asshat who knows nothing about Ford models. It is only through their attempts at merging the model/actress divide that they are failing. Take a look at Tricia Helfer, Monika Schnarre, Christie Brinkley and Karen McDougal and you have people who have clearly never touched charlie in their life.
That being said, it is sad to see a once venerable agency being affiliated with the likes of Lindsay Lohan, Evangeline Lilly and the aforementioned Avril Lavigne.
She's not dating Bruce Willis. They both did voiceovers in Over The Hedge. That's why they are at Cannes. She's engaged to that ugly guy from Sum 41.
May 23, 2006 10:39 AM
you know, there used to be special voice actors who would be hired for cartoons because they could make funny/interesting/unusual/appropriate voices. why have studios been blowing extra money the past few years to pay people like bruce and avril (fucking) lavigne to talk into a mic? is there anyone out there who was going "oh, I'm not sure if I want to see that movie...wait, avril lavigne is going to be the lost chimpmunk (or whatever)? I'm sold!!"
as for avril's style 180, its annoying, but she came out very young. at least she'll be less screwed up than some other child/teen stars because she was allowed to experiment and make an ass out of herself like most people her age.
She's a sellout and would probably go to the opening of a door now, just to stay in the news. She's annoying. Why doesn't someone get ahold of footage of her when she was singing Christian hymns in Ontario and show her for the big frigging fraud that she is. Ya, it's all about the money, I mean, music, Avril. Rock on.
Too many people fall to the sterio type that bleached blonde hair girlie free flowing breast bearing shirts and jeans up their a** (no offense)are the way to go I'm glad she's showing the feminin side I don't like the woman I like the unique punk rock beauty I hate people who sell out. orginality is what I believe in GDit I hate people who do nothing but follow the society in trends and fashion be who you are! a woman!!!!
I love picture 5 (second to the last standing) She is posing her heart out and all of the press are pointing cameras in all directions except her. Too friggin funny!!!
Sam991, Petra is not with Bruce Willis. Petra has the hots for James Blunt. Claims to know him "very well" and insists that his music is playing while she is working. James or Bruce? meh :/
Like the Jr high school kids yell, "poser!! wannabe!! faker!!"
I don't think anyone is going to see her in the same way again. She doesn't stick to one 'gimmic' very long before trying another. Pleeze don't say "she's just grown up" this chick had the mind of a twenty year old by the time she was 13.
Well, you can tell I've been married too long by what I"m about to say: Dear lord, that hair! That's what you call 'brassy', right? It's yellow like a school bus! Why do women do this to themselves? It took my wife 3 YEARS to get her hair back to its normal color after pissing up a rope for years with stupid colors. Poor girl.
Now, beyond that, she's definitely a hottie...and i can't wait for some NIP SLIP PICS! asap, please!
Oh, Avril. I LIKED the goth look on you. Anyone see the video for "My Happy Ending"? She still looked more grown up and polished, but she had a hot gothy thing about her...now her hair is bright yellow, she's in this ugly dress...it's only a matter of time before she busts out the self-tanner and starts up with the plastic surgery. Crying shame.
"That's possibly the least practical dress i've ever seen" Any man who makes commentary on a womans dress like this, HAS TO BE GAY. Isn't that right,? Sam.
I love it when you can sit back and watch the transition from angry bubble gum pop singer to wannabe A list actress happen before you. I love it even more when it doesn't happen for people who don't deserve it. Why does everyone think they can do it all these days?! Just because you were a medicore singer doesn't mean you're going to be a good or evern mediocre actor!
avril dissapointed me so badly. i thought she's our hope, but now shes some hooker with not blonde, but yellow hair, and she likes fashion, which i hate, and shes getting into feminism. gr8. all thats left now, is a porno video with bruce willis! fake punk. why is she punk, she had black nail polish? ha! big deal.
NOBODY IS SAME LOOKING FOR THE WHOLE LIFE! she is very beatiful, but she was more beatiful before that new look. she isn't that personal anymore. she is still very beatiful! AND I LOVE HER NOSE! DON'T YOU?
avril u look preety but i live u wearin all the punk stuff thats a part of y i liked ur songs u created ur own style not the other ones that just dress up in the same fashion.It will will be such a shame if u turned into a girly girl plz go bk to what u was XxXxX
k omG I LUV HER NOSE TOO!! I DUNNO WHY BUT I DOO!! her nose isnt like those noses u always get from hollywood ppl, the small noses perfect and upturned just the right amount. NO i hate those kinda noses!! they're so fake looking to me. but avril's her nose is a good size, and like i dunno i just really like it. lol but umm to those who think her glamour look is better..R U KIDDING ME!! i loved her punker look! i even started to dress like her a bit (but not too crazy) i mean she looks good in the glamoury stuff n'all but i just think the punk look suited her. and i liked it cuz u look at all the other famous celebs, and theyre all girly and ditzy. but avril gave girls who arent girly an idol. she WAS awesome. and BLONDE!? EWW i hate itt!! she looks better with the black hair or her natural color. she has a really pretty face too. and that dress that she's wearing in that photo above.. eww wut WAS she thinking?!? id love to see her show up at like the red carpet one day totally punk. i think it would be hilarious. and did she get a nose job? there were rumours that she got one i just dont know when
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By i like a good pair of, on 10:33 AM
Is she engaged to Bruce Willis?!
By Anonymous, on 10:35 AM
I thought everyone knew that horizontal stripes make you look fat.
And what the hell is that freak Bruce Willis doing next to her in the first pic? That made me almost throw up my lunch...
By Rosie O'Donnell, on 10:38 AM
She's not dating Bruce Willis. They both did voiceovers in Over The Hedge. That's why they are at Cannes. She's engaged to that ugly guy from Sum 41.
By Anonymous, on 10:39 AM
Bruce Willis would be a step up from that no-talent troll she's engaged to.
By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
Meh. She looks like a child playing dress up. Raided mom's closet and push-up bra drawer and snuck out to a party.
By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
I think she looks gorgeous. She has outgrown her "rebel phase" and has turned into a beautiful young woman. You go Avril!
By Anonymous, on 10:48 AM
looking pretty good, except for those roots. damn, you would think Cannes would be enough of a special occasion to go ahead and visit your hairdresser.
By todd's mom, on 10:52 AM
holy crap...the McRib is back?
By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM
She's a Ford agency model now.
By Anonymous, on 10:59 AM
MORE LIKE..AVRIL L GOT CANNES!!! HELLO BOOBIES..SINCE WHEN???
By Anonymous, on 11:01 AM
she has such a fake image..she should ditch that "hardcore punk rocker who makes tough music" act as anyone accept for 7 year olds and her fans can see through it. Glad that she's cleaned up and she should stay that way.
By meme, on 11:02 AM
not quite glam like nicole kidman and not quite the ingenue like scarlett johanson.
she's a wannabe that's faking it till she's making it.
By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM
she's quite pretty but still a no-talent narcissistic biatch. Oh oh, Bruce Willis aka Uncle Brucie the Molester is on the prowl (he seems to like the young girls)...lock up your daughters, folks!
By Anonymous, on 11:04 AM
I liked her better with black hair.
By Oedipa Maas, on 11:04 AM
She just looks like every other dumb hollywood clone now. As opposed to previously looking like every other dumb Hot Topic clone.
Still, I'd tap that ass.
By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM
i love avril!!! especially the new, hot avril!
By Anonymous, on 11:14 AM
I bet she got pink nipples. ;)
By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM
There breasts say a small message at the bottom. It reads:
Insert penis here.
god I love her dirty look.
By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM
Note to Avril's hair stylist - Blonde does not mean yellow. Stick with your natural colour and highlight that, Avril. You look like hooker in a bad wig with an ill fitting dress.
By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM
Hello, unibrow!
Eyebrows. There should be TWO of them.
By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM
that's no unibrow
and eyebrows DO grow somewhat together.. i know because i've had to trim mine a couple of times (i'm a guy). just wait until you get older! (nose hair too) :)
i wanna see her breasts
By Anonymous, on 11:44 AM
It looks like her fake smile is about to crack her face into a million pieces. Guess that's why she doesn't smile a lot. Well,she does have a pretty face, but I don't like it when she feels she has to be "tough" It's nice to see her all dressed up and feminin but it doesn't look like she is too thrilled about it.
I too like her better with dark hair. But I like brunettes so go figure.
By Brandy, on 11:44 AM
3rd pic, middle of the top of her nose, that's hair. It should have been tweezed or waxed. She's at a fuckin' photo op.
By Anonymous, on 11:49 AM
She really needs to learn how to smile if she's going to do these things.
By Anonymous, on 11:53 AM
She's a pretty girl, but I dunno.. that whole look doesn't really work for her.
Least she can fake smile better than Hohan.
As someone else said.. she looks like little girl playing dressup. It's just not convincing and not sexy... just kinda... weird.
By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM
She has a different look about her, but she has no meat on her McRibs, Todd, so no finger lickin' for you.
By Blonde Vigilante, on 12:10 PM
If you like that, there a concert pics of her dressed up like a Hooters waitress. Google for it.
By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM
i don't care what you dress her up in, she's still a rat face.
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
She's trying too hard. She got sucked into the game, which is a bummer because I at least respected her apparent lack of interest in all that bullshit.
Still, there really is something about her. I'm sporting a mid-chub now. Thanks again, Todd!
(yes i just thanked another man for my erection)
By Anonymous, on 12:16 PM
what is the funky skin leasion on her right wrist. nasty. she looks good otherwise. i like the closed mouth smile.
By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM
Looks like she had her upper lip plumped up, but it's not the bad trout. Looks good. Still hate her for looking like a damn inmate on the Cannes red carpet.
By Anonymous, on 1:17 PM
I am pretty sure that is a scar between her brows, not extra hair.
Avril bores me, she faked the punk thing now she's faking the 'Hollywood Glam' thing. She's just as moldable, posable and disposable as the Simpsons, Duffs etc.
By Jess, on 1:17 PM
I'm shocked that no one has mentioned her nose. Seriously what are those two pointy things on the tip of her nose? They look sort of like horns, only how did they get there? I am truly puzzled. I have never seen a nose tip like that.
Yeah, I agree with everyone else: she's a total wannabe.
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
On the bright side, if Bruce is standing with her, he can't be molesting Petra.
My sweet, sweet Petra...
DAMN YOU BRUCE WILLIS! You ruined Brooke Burns for me and now Petra!
/p.s. She still looks like a 16 year old girl.
By sam991, on 1:42 PM
anon 12:16pm - You're welcome. No, that wasn't awkward.
By Todd, on 1:49 PM
Painful reality check: at some point, if they want to keep their chips stacked, all the bratty, don't-know-how-to-act-in-public, teen rockers will grow up, and it's 15 minutes past time she did. Accept it, people, and move on!
By Peaches M., on 1:53 PM
here she is at the beach...she is a total little hottie.
http://naked-celebrityes.com/tgp/1/avril_lavine/05.jpg
By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM
I didn't even know...since when did she get that rack...oh yeah, isn't she 21 already?
By Anonymous, on 2:30 PM
"I'm so punk! I wear black nail polish and sing about my ex boyfriends in G-rated language! Damn, I'm bad and rebellious! Oops, that phase is over. Now I've dyed my hair blonde and am wearing designer clothes! I'm at Cannes!"
I wonder what her next "look" will be. Death metal? Since she was originally country, I'm betting that she will be the next Madonna -- no identity of her own, just the flavor of the month.
By Anonymous, on 2:33 PM
She's a fake punk and she has a unibrow but I still wouldn't mind seeing her naked. I bet if she bent over and let me see it, I could see her hairy asshole. (Shout outs to Pimp C!)
By Anonymous, on 3:10 PM
"She's a Ford agency model now". If she truely wants to be a Ford agency model, she needs a coke habit.
By Anonymous, on 3:52 PM
'If she truely wants to be a Ford agency model, she needs a coke habit.'
- You're clearly an asshat who knows nothing about Ford models. It is only through their attempts at merging the model/actress divide that they are failing. Take a look at Tricia Helfer, Monika Schnarre, Christie Brinkley and Karen McDougal and you have people who have clearly never touched charlie in their life.
That being said, it is sad to see a once venerable agency being affiliated with the likes of Lindsay Lohan, Evangeline Lilly and the aforementioned Avril Lavigne.
By sam991, on 4:22 PM
Anonymous said...
She's not dating Bruce Willis. They both did voiceovers in Over The Hedge. That's why they are at Cannes. She's engaged to that ugly guy from Sum 41.
May 23, 2006 10:39 AM
you know, there used to be special voice actors who would be hired for cartoons because they could make funny/interesting/unusual/appropriate voices. why have studios been blowing extra money the past few years to pay people like bruce and avril (fucking) lavigne to talk into a mic? is there anyone out there who was going "oh, I'm not sure if I want to see that movie...wait, avril lavigne is going to be the lost chimpmunk (or whatever)? I'm sold!!"
as for avril's style 180, its annoying, but she came out very young. at least she'll be less screwed up than some other child/teen stars because she was allowed to experiment and make an ass out of herself like most people her age.
By Anonymous, on 5:01 PM
Well, at least she wasn't there with Brett "smell my finger" Ratner.
By an optimist, on 5:07 PM
she looks wonderfully ravishing to me.
By Anonymous, on 6:19 PM
Where the heck did those come from? It's too bad she still looks like a vampire, though.... Vampires with boobs are hot, though. Everyone knows that!
By Stylin291, on 6:28 PM
I think those shoes are from Payless...no joke.
By Anonymous, on 6:51 PM
Only someone that slim could pull off stripes.
By Doreen, on 6:54 PM
She's a sellout and would probably go to the opening of a door now, just to stay in the news. She's annoying. Why doesn't someone get ahold of footage of her when she was singing Christian hymns in Ontario and show her for the big frigging fraud that she is. Ya, it's all about the money, I mean, music, Avril. Rock on.
By Anonymous, on 7:08 PM
Too many people fall to the sterio type that bleached blonde hair girlie free flowing breast bearing shirts and jeans up their a** (no offense)are the way to go I'm glad she's showing the feminin side I don't like the woman I like the unique punk rock beauty I hate people who sell out. orginality is what I believe in GDit I hate people who do nothing but follow the society in trends and fashion be who you are! a woman!!!!
By Anonymous, on 7:33 PM
she needs braces on those chompers. very bad teeth.
By Anonymous, on 7:52 PM
I love picture 5 (second to the last standing) She is posing her heart out and all of the press are pointing cameras in all directions except her. Too friggin funny!!!
By Anonymous, on 8:16 PM
Sam991, Petra is not with Bruce Willis. Petra has the hots for James Blunt. Claims to know him "very well" and insists that his music is playing while she is working. James or Bruce? meh :/
By Anonymous, on 8:19 PM
Ok.. If no one is going to go there I will. C'mon "Cannes" "Cans"- brrreasts!
Anyone? Anyone? I know, I am childish, but I leave no pun behind.
By Anonymous, on 10:31 PM
Tits or no, she still looks like white trash, skanky girl!
By Anonymous, on 10:41 PM
She looks a little like a young Sarah M. Gellar to me, in the last picture.
By Anonymous, on 2:42 AM
Like the Jr high school kids yell, "poser!! wannabe!! faker!!"
I don't think anyone is going to see her in the same way again. She doesn't stick to one 'gimmic' very long before trying another. Pleeze don't say "she's just grown up" this chick had the mind of a twenty year old by the time she was 13.
By Anonymous, on 7:42 AM
WTF is this poser doing at Cannes?
By Anonymous, on 8:07 AM
She's a fine looking women, but I will never forget that she mispronounced David Bowie's name.
By mutterhals, on 8:44 AM
Why does this not surprise me mutterhals?
She probably thinks Iggy Pop is a drink too.
By Anonymous, on 8:51 AM
Well, you can tell I've been married too long by what I"m about to say: Dear lord, that hair! That's what you call 'brassy', right? It's yellow like a school bus! Why do women do this to themselves? It took my wife 3 YEARS to get her hair back to its normal color after pissing up a rope for years with stupid colors. Poor girl.
Now, beyond that, she's definitely a hottie...and i can't wait for some NIP SLIP PICS! asap, please!
By Anonymous, on 10:06 AM
new cans at the cannes?
By Brandi Love, on 10:33 AM
Oh, Avril. I LIKED the goth look on you. Anyone see the video for "My Happy Ending"? She still looked more grown up and polished, but she had a hot gothy thing about her...now her hair is bright yellow, she's in this ugly dress...it's only a matter of time before she busts out the self-tanner and starts up with the plastic surgery. Crying shame.
By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM
"That's possibly the least practical dress i've ever seen" Any man who makes commentary on a womans dress like this, HAS TO BE GAY. Isn't that right,? Sam.
By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM
Isn't it funny that whenever you see Bruce Willis standing next to a twenty something hottie, you automaticly think it's his newest girlfriend?
By Anonymous, on 12:32 PM
Well said 1:53 PM. It's inevitable.
Love the dress...it would look hot on me.
By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM
bah, horizontal stripes. never a good idea. it's too long, too. looks like it's sliding off of her.
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
^ Re the last two comments.
How is it the first comment is referring to the second comment, the one presumably written after the first one?
By just wondering, on 2:31 PM
Holy crap....I have to admit...she looks really good. I hate this bitch, but she cleans up nice.
By Anonymous, on 2:43 PM
Kirsten Dunce called. She wants her fangs back from this toad.
By Anonymous, on 4:54 PM
I love it when you can sit back and watch the transition from angry bubble gum pop singer to wannabe A list actress happen before you. I love it even more when it doesn't happen for people who don't deserve it. Why does everyone think they can do it all these days?! Just because you were a medicore singer doesn't mean you're going to be a good or evern mediocre actor!
By Mackoroni, on 6:13 PM
avril dissapointed me so badly. i thought she's our hope, but now shes some hooker with not blonde, but yellow hair, and she likes fashion, which i hate, and shes getting into feminism. gr8. all thats left now, is a porno video with bruce willis! fake punk.
why is she punk, she had black nail polish? ha! big deal.
By Anja, on 10:14 AM
She looks hot.
By ObviouslyInsayne, on 7:04 PM
NOBODY IS SAME LOOKING FOR THE WHOLE LIFE! she is very beatiful, but she was more beatiful before that new look. she isn't that personal anymore. she is still very beatiful! AND I LOVE HER NOSE! DON'T YOU?
By Anonymous, on 7:53 AM
avril u look preety but i live u wearin all the punk stuff thats a part of y i liked ur songs u created ur own style not the other ones that just dress up in the same fashion.It will will be such a shame if u turned into a girly girl plz go bk to what u was XxXxX
By shannon your no.1 fan, on 12:34 PM
k omG I LUV HER NOSE TOO!! I DUNNO WHY BUT I DOO!! her nose isnt like those noses u always get from hollywood ppl, the small noses perfect and upturned just the right amount. NO i hate those kinda noses!! they're so fake looking to me. but avril's her nose is a good size, and like i dunno i just really like it. lol but umm to those who think her glamour look is better..R U KIDDING ME!! i loved her punker look! i even started to dress like her a bit (but not too crazy) i mean she looks good in the glamoury stuff n'all but i just think the punk look suited her. and i liked it cuz u look at all the other famous celebs, and theyre all girly and ditzy. but avril gave girls who arent girly an idol. she WAS awesome. and BLONDE!? EWW i hate itt!! she looks better with the black hair or her natural color. she has a really pretty face too.
and that dress that she's wearing in that photo above.. eww wut WAS she thinking?!? id love to see her show up at like the red carpet one day totally punk. i think it would be hilarious. and did she get a nose job? there were rumours that she got one i just dont know when
By Anonymous, on 6:52 PM
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