ouch.. that pelvis of her's is about to pop out of her skin (pic3).. that what happens when you try to stick yer ass out to compensate for for flat cheeks.. or because you're "presenting" for all the males around during mating season..
she was a pretty horrible actress in Holiday in the Sun (mary kate and ashley olsen movie)... of course that was a long time ago. she's ok, a little slutty looking.
Ugh, is that just bad skin she's covering up with loads of makeup or does she really belong with the Pussy-Cat trannies pictured below.
Besides trying to find a girl young enough and dumb enough to date him, where has Brian been all these years? I suspect he's been doing the same thing all of the other 90210 "actors" have been doing . . . begging for work.
See? Now that's what I'm talking about! How come this doesn't happen to me? And even if it did, why wouldn't people take pictures? I'm almost as famous as this joker...
I just realized that the pants she wearing is his!!! He fucked her and then took her to get somethi ng to eat. She was like...I want to war your pants..hot.
Then later while eating... she grab his shit... He's like lets go fuck some more......
I'm debating in my head whether or not he's walking away with a boner in that last pic. I think this is a good warning sign that I really, really need a lay... Sigh.
RE: "Hated him then, hate him more now. Who is Megan Fox? "
Megan was most recently on "Hope and Faith" as Faith Ford's daughter. She's also been in "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen" with Lindsay Lohan and "Holiday in the Sun" with the Olsen Twins. Sorry I know this because my daughter watched all of these shows/films. SO GLAD she will never see this "show" with Megan and BAG.
What's unnerving is that when Beverly Hills aired in 1990, Megan was only 4 years old!! BAG is a perve!
(1) This girl's pointy, beady head looks like an alien from the X-Files (2) Is that sun-resistant makeup she's wearing? Like SPF 1 Million? Or is it tan spackle for the craters? (3) Notice the EVEREADY shirt. Is that supposed to be a hint, Brian? Real men use Duracell. (4) Brian's sleezy character on "Freddy" is really Brian (credit goes to Charlie Sheen for the idea) (5) Megan's tattoo on her waist appears to be instructions: "Brian, this is much different than boy parts. Try to remember this time."
Why is it that when it's an older woman dating a younger man it's: "good for you!", "you go girl, woo hoo!" etc; but when an older guy (33. yeah... real old) dates a younger girl suddenly he's a "perv" and "scum"?
Re: on another note, i said... Why is it that when it's an older woman dating a younger man it's: "good for you!", "you go girl, woo hoo!" etc; but when an older guy (33. yeah... real old) dates a younger girl suddenly he's a "perv" and "scum"?
Huh? --------------------- I didn't say he was real old...heck I'm one year younger than him and I know I'm not old. It was just a thought that crossed my mind - that is, when he was starting out on Bev Hills, she was only 4. The perv thing just sort of came out...maybe because his facial expressions in these photos look nasty.
Actually I think Brian looks better than he ever has in this pic. 'Lovely' display of affection by the little girlie friend. Maybe when she grows up she will have a bit more class. Or not.
oh big deal. who hasn't groped their man in public? if you haven't, i feel sorry for him. her pants are so gross though. and his shirt-why is it so damn small? it's like they traded clothes. she has WAY too much make up on in those pics, she actually looks much cuter in that one of them walking away, even though it is not posed op smiling or anything. just normal... all that make up is unecessary.
seen close ups..and all she is grabbing is the empty crotch of his way baggy jeans...unless his package has slipped way south on him...and BAG is GAY...watch him listen to him...see him...G A Y
Sitting 10 feet away from my computer the chick looks like a 10... up close, I think she's about a 6. Lots of makeup, no shape or tits... and check out the dude's cheesy look as she chimps at his package. They both stink.
A while ago I was on IMDB checking out Vanessa Marcil (one of the hot chicks on Las Vegas) and she had a kid with Brian Austin Green. (She was also married once to Corey Feldman.) Obviously she has crappy taste in guys, but after seeing this, what the hell do chicks see in this guy? I mean George Clooney or Colin Farrell you grope in public but Brian Austin Green?!?!?
Is it me or in pic 2 does BAG have an erection. It looks like his cock is getting a little excited, and it looks like he has a fucking cucumber for a cock.
64 Comments:
I've seen homeless people with nicer pants.
By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM
Looks like someone's having trouble locating Brian's nuts.
By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM
i'd do him...and her...at the same time.
By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
I got turned on looking at that.
By female, on 12:04 PM
ouch.. that pelvis of her's is about to pop out of her skin (pic3).. that what happens when you try to stick yer ass out to compensate for for flat cheeks.. or because you're "presenting" for all the males around during mating season..
By Anonymous, on 12:13 PM
Am I the only one who thinks the thumbnails look infinitely better than the full-size pix of this dame?
By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM
OMG HE'S NOT WITH BRENDA ANYMORE?!!!
Wait...it's still 1992, right?
By Oedipa Maas, on 12:23 PM
Hated him then, hate him more now. Who is Megan Fox?
By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM
omg, like he was never with Brenda! He was with Donna and Valerie and those two other girls I can't remember anymore.
By Anonymous, on 12:24 PM
Megan Fox is so hot. But dude, she looks like she should be his daughter. What a fag.
By Mateo, on 12:24 PM
Why the hell is a 20yr old dating a 33yr old??? Couldn't she get someone younger? Does she really think dating him will help his career?
By Anonymous, on 12:39 PM
What does she have tattoed on her belly? Surely not Brian??? I like her jeans though -very much so!
By Anonymous, on 12:47 PM
That's pretty damn funny. But she looks like she's been playing connect-the-dots with her make-up.
By Anonymous, on 12:49 PM
Ha! That sign should totally read "UNLOADING ONLY."
By rm®, on 12:53 PM
hey! it's what julia stiles would look like if she was half-way attractive.
By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM
LOL@ rm®
I was just thinking the same thing about that "Loading" sign. I was thinking the "SLOW CHILDREN AT PLAY" sign would be more appropriate.
By jeditemple, on 1:18 PM
gee, she's happy.
By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM
That second pic is roflcopter'ific.
Someone needs to photoshop that bitch.
By Jester959, on 1:55 PM
she's so ordinary. him too.
By Anonymous, on 1:58 PM
Yuck, well at least he smokes American Spirit Lights...
By Anonymous, on 2:40 PM
Check out her hideous toes! I cant believe she didnt at least cut her toenails!
By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
They're going home to do some
unloading.
By Anonymous, on 2:55 PM
They're going home to do some
unloading.
By Anonymous, on 2:55 PM
It looks like it says "Brian" right at her shorts-line on her stomach.
The kiss of death, smart.
By Anonymous, on 3:11 PM
While she's attractive, the only people i know who are attracted to her are girls. *hint hint cough-hermaphrodite! cough*
By sam991, on 3:21 PM
she was a pretty horrible actress in Holiday in the Sun (mary kate and ashley olsen movie)... of course that was a long time ago. she's ok, a little slutty looking.
By Anonymous, on 3:29 PM
did anyone else notice she has "brian" tattooed below her pants?
By Anonymous, on 3:30 PM
Anonymous said...
did anyone else notice she has "brian" tattooed below her pants?
May 25, 2006 3:30 PM
uhhh, just about everybody did einstein.
By Anonymous, on 4:05 PM
Ugh, is that just bad skin she's covering up with loads of makeup or does she really belong with the Pussy-Cat trannies pictured below.
Besides trying to find a girl young enough and dumb enough to date him, where has Brian been all these years? I suspect he's been doing the same thing all of the other 90210 "actors" have been doing . . . begging for work.
By Anonymous, on 4:11 PM
my, what slutty ass shoes she's wearing in the 2nd round of pics. her toes are hideous, too. *gag*
By Anonymous, on 4:20 PM
See? Now that's what I'm talking about! How come this doesn't happen to me? And even if it did, why wouldn't people take pictures? I'm almost as famous as this joker...
By Stylin291, on 4:20 PM
Wow.. that's just so classy.
Seriously.. are women that desperate to sleep with some D-list (and that's being generous) actor?
Just sad....
By Anonymous, on 4:30 PM
Gosh. He must make the most beautiful facial expressions when they're having sex. Err, I mean, "making love."
(Just look at pic 4)
By bernard, on 4:49 PM
It's obvious to me the man made some sort of a pact with Satan. There's really no other explanation.
By Anonymous, on 4:50 PM
shes hot
By Anonymous, on 4:52 PM
I sink I can quite confidently assert zat ze tattoo on ze pretty yung lady'z hipz says "Orion".
Like ze constellation. Yah?
By albert einstein, on 4:56 PM
Wait... David Faustino is a white rapper?
Oh will the hilarity ever end?
By cherri pie marshall, on 5:00 PM
I just realized that the pants she wearing is his!!! He fucked her and then took her to get somethi
ng to eat. She was like...I want to war your pants..hot.
Then later while eating... she grab his shit... He's like
lets go fuck some more......
Goood work....Brian
Live the Dream.
By Anonymous, on 5:22 PM
I want to war her pants.
By jimbone, on 5:33 PM
I'm debating in my head whether or not he's walking away with a boner in that last pic. I think this is a good warning sign that I really, really need a lay... Sigh.
By Anonymous, on 6:18 PM
She was in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Shew plays Lindsay Lohan's Arch rival in it. She's stunning, too hot for him
By ms78, on 8:43 PM
Whatever happened with him and Vanessa Marcil? I totally thought they'd been married for years... I guess I was wrong.
By Anonymous, on 6:01 AM
a) ew. you're in public. save it.
b) get some fucking pants, yer not homeless
By Anonymous, on 9:50 AM
She looks like the type of girl that would jack you off under the table in a public place.
By Anonymous, on 9:52 AM
RE: "Hated him then, hate him more now. Who is Megan Fox? "
Megan was most recently on "Hope and Faith" as Faith Ford's daughter. She's also been in "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen" with Lindsay Lohan and "Holiday in the Sun" with the Olsen Twins. Sorry I know this because my daughter watched all of these shows/films. SO GLAD she will never see this "show" with Megan and BAG.
What's unnerving is that when Beverly Hills aired in 1990, Megan was only 4 years old!! BAG is a perve!
By Anonymous, on 10:09 AM
Some observations...
(1) This girl's pointy, beady head looks like an alien from the X-Files
(2) Is that sun-resistant makeup she's wearing? Like SPF 1 Million? Or is it tan spackle for the craters?
(3) Notice the EVEREADY shirt. Is that supposed to be a hint, Brian? Real men use Duracell.
(4) Brian's sleezy character on "Freddy" is really Brian (credit goes to Charlie Sheen for the idea)
(5) Megan's tattoo on her waist appears to be instructions: "Brian, this is much different than boy parts. Try to remember this time."
By jeditemple, on 11:00 AM
It sucks when pretty girls have crappy tatoos.
By Brandy, on 11:42 AM
I think they're both hot,lol. BAG is sexy, and she's really gorgeous.
By Anonymous, on 1:01 PM
I think they are both hot. And they look like they are having a great time, lol, what's wrong with that?
By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM
Why is it that when it's an older woman dating a younger man it's: "good for you!", "you go girl, woo hoo!" etc; but when an older guy (33. yeah... real old) dates a younger girl suddenly he's a "perv" and "scum"?
Huh?
By on another note, i, on 2:50 PM
Re: on another note, i said...
Why is it that when it's an older woman dating a younger man it's: "good for you!", "you go girl, woo hoo!" etc; but when an older guy (33. yeah... real old) dates a younger girl suddenly he's a "perv" and "scum"?
Huh?
---------------------
I didn't say he was real old...heck I'm one year younger than him and I know I'm not old. It was just a thought that crossed my mind - that is, when he was starting out on Bev Hills, she was only 4. The perv thing just sort of came out...maybe because his facial expressions in these photos look nasty.
Peace!
By Anonymous, on 6:28 PM
Actually I think Brian looks better than he ever has in this pic. 'Lovely' display of affection by the little girlie friend. Maybe when she grows up she will have a bit more class. Or not.
By Anonymous, on 8:14 PM
oh big deal. who hasn't groped their man in public? if you haven't, i feel sorry for him.
her pants are so gross though. and his shirt-why is it so damn small? it's like they traded clothes.
she has WAY too much make up on in those pics, she actually looks much cuter in that one of them walking away, even though it is not posed op smiling or anything. just normal... all that make up is unecessary.
By Anonymous, on 11:17 PM
it cracks me up that people on this site always mentions toes and toe nails. who looks that close?? hahahhaha.
By Anonymous, on 12:27 AM
seen close ups..and all she is grabbing is the empty crotch of his way baggy jeans...unless his package has slipped way south on him...and BAG is GAY...watch him listen to him...see him...G A Y
By Anonymous, on 8:16 AM
Sitting 10 feet away from my computer the chick looks like a 10... up close, I think she's about a 6. Lots of makeup, no shape or tits... and check out the dude's cheesy look as she chimps at his package. They both stink.
By Anonymous, on 9:04 AM
I don't see the big deal about the PDA or her age. I think both of them are hot.
By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM
A while ago I was on IMDB checking out Vanessa Marcil (one of the hot chicks on Las Vegas) and she had a kid with Brian Austin Green. (She was also married once to Corey Feldman.) Obviously she has crappy taste in guys, but after seeing this, what the hell do chicks see in this guy? I mean George Clooney or Colin Farrell you grope in public but Brian Austin Green?!?!?
By Anonymous, on 2:30 AM
wow, that's one classy chick...
By Anonymous, on 12:38 PM
Is it me or in pic 2 does BAG have an erection. It looks like his cock is getting a little excited, and it looks like he has a fucking cucumber for a cock.
By Anonymous, on 4:33 PM
Anyone know what type of sunglasses fagboy is wearing.
By Anonymous, on 9:55 PM
She looks gorgeous to me. Dark shiny hair, cativating blue eyes... that combo kills me.
Also - the 'paint spackle' on her face... could they be freckles by chance? She is only 20 (I'm 24 & have a face full!)
Just a thought. -T
By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM
"She looks like the type of girl that would jack you off under the table in a public place."
Damn. Can I be next?
By Anonymous, on 12:30 AM
I'am just loving those feet on her. She has the cutest toes. I would just love to massage those feet.
By Anonymous, on 3:44 PM
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