Ummm... ok besides the rippin' good burn from the acting coach, how is this at all surprising? Did anyone see Crossroads? Well, yeah, that's a dumb question. Ok, look in the 99cent DVD bin at Wal-Mart for Crossroads and watch it - as much as you can anyway. After 5mins of that dreck, it should be blatantly obvious that she is far beyond any and all hope to contribute anything to society other than some nice pics of her boobs n' ass in her pre-Satan-spawn days.
"Ah beer. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." - H.J.Simpson
Methinks the acting coach is a dumbass. He shoulda made her read from Tennessee Williams; you know, stuff she could at least kinda relate to. Harold Pinter? WTF?
I'm actually starting to feel a little sorry for her. She's basically just a stupid kid who has the whole world watching her act like desperate prom queen 5 years past her prime. Someone needs to tell her to be quiet, go home, read a book, sort out her life, buy a bra and come back in 5 years.
What Britney (and the entire world) needs is for Jane Fonda to genuinely throttle her on live TV the way she did that actress playing Britney in "Monster-In-Law". I think that it would more than make up for her traitorous activity in Vietnam.
"I loathe her. I wish she'd suffer from some horribly disfiguring accident"
Noooo, then dumb people would think she is some sort of 'martyr'. She'd be St. Trailor-Trash, instead of just plain trailor trash.
Personally I think she would do well reading Tom Sawyer aloud, but that's just me.
lol, that Fonda traitorous comment cracks me up.
There's no reason to feel sorry for her. If she knew anyone felt sorry for her, she'd probably just remind us that she's rich and tell us to talk to her hand. Then I'd cut it off, of course.
Jenny! Thank you for the tip, I've written "Full of Money" on my wallet and "Unlimited Credit" on my MasterCard.
Then I went outside and spraypainted "Porche" on the hood my car and "Paid For" on the trunk. I've got some spray paint left, I think I'll go write "Quiet" on the dog.
*Sigh* The happiness I feel right now, having done all that, is epic. Hey wait, don't Scientologists do this kind of thing? Jenny, please don't tell me you've fallen to the whims of the dark side....
i think this girl is seriously depressed. there is no other way to explain her complete lack of respect for herself and how she does not even look good, EVER. no makeup, no bra! pot partum will do that to you. i think everyone in her life is letting her down. all joking and meaness aside. it is sad.
The Spears/Federline antics give me the worst case of second-hand embarrassment... I hope her parents are proud of what they helped create. What an ignorant, ignorant little girl. Some people should simply not be allowed to be wealthy.
Yesterday I didn't feel like cleaning, so I wrote "Sparkles and Shines" on a piece of paper and threw it on the kitchen floor. Then I wrote "April Fresh" on another paper and threw it on my pile of laundry. So as far as I was concerned, the chores were done. Unfortunately it turns out writing "Fully Cooked" on the raw chicken, and then "Not Throwing Up" on my forehead didn't work out as well as I'd hoped.
Jenny you're one of the better blogs about these nitwits...I totally appreciate it too, you're not kissing anyone's ass and your writing is really good! Brit can't do shit...we've all known that since she started her little foray into music and went from virgin slut to whitetrash whore.
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I just wrote "Done" on a piece of paper and stuck it on my Inbox.
Who's up for a beer?
By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM
Writing "dirty white trash" on her forehead would work out.
I'll take a brew.
By Anonymous, on 3:49 PM
WEAR A BRA, you saggy tittied skank.
By Anonymous, on 3:53 PM
Is this surprising, really? This girl has never had any talent, so she's certainly not going to suddenly "wow" us with her stunning abilities.
Mmmm beer.
By Anonymous, on 3:58 PM
Ummm... ok besides the rippin' good burn from the acting coach, how is this at all surprising? Did anyone see Crossroads? Well, yeah, that's a dumb question. Ok, look in the 99cent DVD bin at Wal-Mart for Crossroads and watch it - as much as you can anyway. After 5mins of that dreck, it should be blatantly obvious that she is far beyond any and all hope to contribute anything to society other than some nice pics of her boobs n' ass in her pre-Satan-spawn days.
"Ah beer. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
- H.J.Simpson
By Anonymous, on 4:19 PM
Methinks the acting coach is a dumbass. He shoulda made her read from Tennessee Williams; you know, stuff she could at least kinda relate to.
Harold Pinter? WTF?
By just sayin', on 4:52 PM
I love a good quote from the immortal H.J. Simpson.
I'm writing a "Brilliant" sticky and putting it on my monitor right now.
And I'll take a Fosters. (it's australian for beer, ya know)
Aren't I continental?
By Anonymous, on 4:56 PM
Damn what a nasty bitch....and I remember thinking that guy she made out with in the Toxic video was lucky. That was the beginning of the end.
By Anonymous, on 5:15 PM
I loathe her. I wish she'd suffer from some horribly disfiguring accident or just crawl off and die somewhere.
By Anonymous, on 5:17 PM
I'm actually starting to feel a little sorry for her. She's basically just a stupid kid who has the whole world watching her act like desperate prom queen 5 years past her prime. Someone needs to tell her to be quiet, go home, read a book, sort out her life, buy a bra and come back in 5 years.
By Anonymous, on 5:18 PM
Jenny, you rule. Will you come over to my house and write stuff on me? Please?
I like beer. It makes me a jolly good fellow.
By Anonymous, on 5:23 PM
What Britney (and the entire world) needs is for Jane Fonda to genuinely throttle her on live TV the way she did that actress playing Britney in "Monster-In-Law". I think that it would more than make up for her traitorous activity in Vietnam.
By Matt, on 5:29 PM
I just cannot fathom that level of complete dumb. She ought to have been forcibly neutered some years ago.
By Anonymous, on 5:31 PM
Good old Brits playing the cheetara, as usual.
thunder, thunder, thundercats,
HOOOO!!
TheBrazilRod
By Anonymous, on 5:33 PM
"I loathe her. I wish she'd suffer from some horribly disfiguring accident"
Noooo, then dumb people would think she is some sort of 'martyr'. She'd be St. Trailor-Trash, instead of just plain trailor trash.
Personally I think she would do well reading Tom Sawyer aloud, but that's just me.
lol, that Fonda traitorous comment cracks me up.
There's no reason to feel sorry for her. If she knew anyone felt sorry for her, she'd probably just remind us that she's rich and tell us to talk to her hand. Then I'd cut it off, of course.
By Anonymous, on 5:50 PM
OMG, that was some funny shit, Mr. Idontlikeyouinthatway administrator!!!
LOL
By Voracious, on 6:27 PM
Who is "Mr. Idontlikeyouinthatway administrator"?
By Anonymous, on 6:30 PM
"Britney is an Untalented, Self-Focused Wannabe"
and she's also fat.
By Agent Orange, on 7:01 PM
Jenny! Thank you for the tip, I've written "Full of Money" on my wallet and "Unlimited Credit" on my MasterCard.
Then I went outside and spraypainted "Porche" on the hood my car and "Paid For" on the trunk. I've got some spray paint left, I think I'll go write "Quiet" on the dog.
*Sigh* The happiness I feel right now, having done all that, is epic. Hey wait, don't Scientologists do this kind of thing? Jenny, please don't tell me you've fallen to the whims of the dark side....
By Vigilante, on 7:11 PM
Whoops, I missed an "s" in Porsche.
Damned Weed.
By Vigilante, on 7:26 PM
Funny that the photographer didn't work up the nerve up to just run over this useless bitch.
By jeditemple, on 7:53 PM
i think this girl is seriously depressed. there is no other way to explain her complete lack of respect for herself and how she does not even look good, EVER. no makeup, no bra!
pot partum will do that to you.
i think everyone in her life is letting her down.
all joking and meaness aside. it is sad.
By Anonymous, on 10:44 PM
LMAO...I have to do that to my husband just to see what he does next time he asks me to do his laundry.
By Maddie, on 11:11 PM
Britney doesn't need an acting coach. She needs a dermatologist, personal trainer, and parenting classes
By Brandy, on 5:08 AM
The Spears/Federline antics give me the worst case of second-hand embarrassment... I hope her parents are proud of what they helped create. What an ignorant, ignorant little girl. Some people should simply not be allowed to be wealthy.
By pdog, on 10:56 AM
No really. Spears is working hard at acting. She is studying to become a cow. It's method acting.
By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM
Not giving a shit about Pinter makes her appear less horrible to me.
By Anonymous, on 11:18 AM
*passed out dead* Too funny!!
By Cheetarah1980, on 12:26 PM
spewing food at my computer as i laugh...thank you for the continually awesome humor!
By sarah, on 3:28 PM
britney needs to act like a mother, is what she NEEDS to do.
By Anonymous, on 5:17 PM
Yesterday I didn't feel like cleaning, so I wrote "Sparkles and Shines" on a piece of paper and threw it on the kitchen floor. Then I wrote "April Fresh" on another paper and threw it on my pile of laundry. So as far as I was concerned, the chores were done. Unfortunately it turns out writing "Fully Cooked" on the raw chicken, and then "Not Throwing Up" on my forehead didn't work out as well as I'd hoped.
Almost made me pee my pants. Priceless!
By Willadodge, on 3:16 PM
Holds up hand to shut Britney up and scoffing: "Who ever Britney is, or was"
By Anonymous, on 7:52 PM
And we are to believe that this is the same woman who is on the cover or UK Glamour this month?
By Anonymous, on 8:20 PM
Jenny you're one of the better blogs about these nitwits...I totally appreciate it too, you're not kissing anyone's ass and your writing is really good! Brit can't do shit...we've all known that since she started her little foray into music and went from virgin slut to whitetrash whore.
By Anonymous, on 11:46 AM
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