Britney Spears Has a Surprise For K-Fed

67 Comments:

  • Nice cheap looking hair extensions, Shitney.

    By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM  

  • "I've never been married to K-Fed, but I'm pretty sure I would rather say "I do" to hand job from Wolverine."

    unadulterated brilliance.

    By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM  

  • Never thought I would say anything in defense of Brit-Brit but good for her if she gets rid of him, she will look alot cleaner without that vile lice ridden vermin in her life.

    By Anonymous, on 1:27 PM  

  • Brilliant Todd!

    By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM  

  • I LOVE the idea of a surprise divorce party!!! Holy crap that sounds like fun especially when the whole Spears clan is invited and in on all the planning. I like that they all need to come up with a plan to help Britney file for divorce because that is tricky shit and will involve some sneaky entrapment. I think Jamie Lynn should tackle him at the door, Mama Lynn could tie him up with one of her sparkly belts, Bit Bit could piss on his head and the lawyer could shove the papers down his manpris. Then Big Bro Bri could bring in a big plate of fried chicken and grits or whatever southern people eat. Good times.

    By Mad Masturbater, on 1:31 PM  

  • my favorite part is britney's opened fly in that last picture. oopsie!

    By malia, on 1:32 PM  

  • Getting rid of that disgusting, wanna-be leech will class the girl up enormously, even if she doesn't do another thing.

    Do you think she bought her own engagement ring? I'm sure anything he could have come up with would have been an insult.

    I just hope there was a prenup in place before the girl lost her pea-sized mind and married him.

    By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM  

  • Sean P. has a cunning expression on his face. I bet he'll grow up smart. He will defy all this: his parents' genes, being dropped on his head, etc. There's something in his eyes... ;)

    By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM  

  • I've always thought that incubating someone's spawn (for the second time!) is a great way to show someone how upset with them you are. Way to put your foot down tough girl!

    By Anonymous, on 1:55 PM  

  • Has noone noticed the most shocking part of this story? Right there in picture 3, Britney is wearing a bra! Who cares if she gets a divorce, she managed to pick her tits of the floor!! Good going Brit!

    By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM  

  • I'm willing to go out on a limb here and say that recently, K-Fed has been the classy one of the family.

    By sam991, on 2:08 PM  

  • well it's no surprise now! surprise divorce party...please.

    By Anonymous, on 2:25 PM  

  • Malia,

    She's probably doing that on purpose. When I was about 3/4 months pregnant, maternity clothes were way too big, but my pants were still a bit tight. The best thing to do was the old safety pin through the button hole trick. It buys you an extra inch or so when your tummy is first starting to pop out.

    However, I was classy enough to couple my tackiness with a longer shirt, thus hiding the fact that I was going the cheap-o route. If I had the money that she has, I would probably have bought myself a few pairs of pants one size up for that interim period, or the maternity clothes that are designed to fit those first few months.

    For those of us on a budget, what Britney here is doing is pretty par for the course.

    By Anonymous, on 2:25 PM  

  • In related news, K-Fed stock takes a plunge. Creditors seen circling.

    By Gonzo, on 2:47 PM  

  • Can't wait to see what kind of loser she picks up as a replacement daddy for the Federspawn. What a stupid, trashy cow.

    By Jess, on 2:50 PM  

  • It's either her or he was going to to it. That's his M.O. Knock them up twice and move on. He's setting up franchises.

    By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM  

  • Does she have a lazy eye in that first pic? And is that an Amex Black she is pulling out of her Coach bag?

    By Willadodge, on 3:13 PM  

  • k-douche's gonna be on the market? quick, how do i get to l.a. again?

    By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM  

  • Oh yes. That's AMEX Black, baby. No upper spending limit... or something... I think... maybe...

    Anyone?

    By eric the red, on 3:34 PM  

  • Don't worry Kevin. You're going to be a big famous rapper and your ferret face will attract tons of groupies for you to get pregnant. You don't need Titney anymore.

    By Anonymous, on 3:48 PM  

  • Perhaps if you are planning a "surprise divorce" you shouldn't blab it to all your friends, who will blab it to the gossip rags, who will... oh, fuck it. KFed is so high all the time he'll still never find out.
    But the baby sure is a cutie!

    By Anonymous, on 4:01 PM  

  • I'm no fan of Britney, nor have I ever been, but I feel sorry for her. I can't imagine how it must feel to have all of your mistakes aired in the public eye - and K-Fed was definitely a big mistake. At least she will have 2 sweet babies to take her mind off of that loser - little Sean is a cutie.

    By Anonymous, on 4:08 PM  

  • That baby is so fucking cute!!!!!
    SPF is Britney's only redeeming quality.
    I just want to pinch those baby cheeks.
    SPF's not Brit's.

    By Anonymous, on 4:13 PM  

  • You know what would be even funnier, if he was planning a surprise divorce too. I hope he does and he comes out guns blazing and corn rows flying to give up dirt on that nasty wench (if there is any to give). Neither of them have an ounce of class, and if it wasn't for the money, they'd both be in a nursing home needing an oxygen mask to roll from one side of the bed to the other.

    The sad fact is that they are procreating and making humanity suffer now and the future of humanity is in peril because of these douchbags. They are dumbing down the human race, people, we must stop this travesty!

    By Anonymous, on 5:09 PM  

  • I hope she will divorce him. You know, her getting knocked up unexpectedly this last time probably really upset her.

    First, I was thinking that she's a dumb bitch, but actually her pregnancy just confirms how little K-Fed actually cares about her - not making sure she was on protection.

    Another baby = more $ for him in child support. Hopefully, next time Britney will marry someone with money who doesn't just want her salary.

    By Anonymous, on 5:21 PM  

  • I wonder what women ever saw in that schlep of a man anyways. He must have a HUGE package.

    By Anonymous, on 5:25 PM  

  • One would think that with the media knowing about a "surprise" divorce, it would cease to be a surprise for K-Fed.

    However, I'm sure the moron is barely literate, which is why Britney feels safe leaking this tidbit.

    By Anonymous, on 5:27 PM  

  • Word is she is Preggo with another K-Fed little monster

    By Anonymous, on 5:29 PM  

  • I hope they go on Maury with this.

    By Anonymous, on 6:24 PM  

  • Not meaning to rag on little Sean, but he sure is pudge. Look at his plump ankles pinched like sausages in the tube socks.

    If Britney does make a comeback, I don't know if I will be happy, or discusted. She knows how to act (saw her on Letterman) but when you see her when she's not "on", OMG!! I don't think she deserves it just based on her tacky classless stupid life choices!!

    By Anonymous, on 6:49 PM  

  • 5:21 pm- I'm not really convinced this pregnancy was an accident. Titney seems dumb enough to think another baby will fix her crappy marriage. The part about Kevin not caring enough about her to use protection...probably for him he thinks the more times he gets her pregnant the less likely she will kick him out on his ass. Remember we are not talking about smart people here.

    By Anonymous, on 7:07 PM  

  • Fuck Maury, I'm waiting for the Springer special.

    By Oedipa Maas, on 7:17 PM  

  • Too bad Britney because kevin doesn't believe in divorce. He thinks when you get married you are in it for life. I think that was the quote anyway.

    By Anonymous, on 7:36 PM  

  • Sean is positively adorable. She does need to stop stuffing food down that kid's throat though. That might become a bad habit and the last thing thing Sean needs is to be an obese diabetic child; he's got enough problems as it is with his parents.

    No I'm not saying that the baby should look like an anorexic model as someone is bound to point out. I'm just saying that Britney should get him bigger socks.

    That kid's cheeks are just so pinchable. he looks like a cherub.

    By Anonymous, on 7:44 PM  

  • K-Fed would have to be pretty damn stupid to not see a divorce in his future....... Oh. Wait. ....

    By Anonymous, on 8:11 PM  

  • I wonder if Britney and her family will have matching sweatsuits with D-I-V-O-R-C-E spelled across the back in sparkly lettering. They could also have balloons, KFC, and play "Baby One More Time" really loud, and Britney could dance around singing...until,

    KFed's attorney crashes the party and hands over a lawsuit demanding half of everything Britney owns, and half of all her future earning, plus spousal support and all the cars- and then Britney will have to take out a gun and shoot him. Or something like that. Now that would be a great surprise!

    By Anonymous, on 8:14 PM  

  • Wow that mad masturbator guy 5th person down was way too into this...

    By Anonymous, on 10:49 PM  

  • Oh thank god.

    Anthing that sends that no talent worthless piece of useless crap into obscurity is ok in my book and I am all for it.

    Oh yeah, and K-Fed can vanish too!!

    www.wrestlingbeltworld.com

    By Wrestling Beltworld, on 11:28 PM  

  • She did seem awfully tense on Letterman... chomping gum throughout. Not too happy.
    (Not too good looking either. Looked whale-ish next to Letterman)

    By Anonymous, on 12:40 AM  

  • I think she did look nervous on Letterman. She didn't wanna talk about the pregnancy or confirm it. Who would?

    It's finally obvious even to her that Kevin is selfish and only cares about getting his supersperm into any female.

    They reported on the news, this will be Kevin's fourth child under the age of four.

    Britney needs to leave, he's disgusting.

    By Anonymous, on 3:28 AM  

  • I'll bet if she sends out invitations more people would come to that party than came to his lame-ass "musical" lauch party back in Vegas.

    I say Go Britney! If she fixes herself up, I'm sure she can find an ex-con gas-pump jockey who at least washes his hair.

    By erica, on 7:25 AM  

  • BLACK AMEX = must spend at least $150,000 a year ( I believe). Love it.

    Also, if we know about something, how the hell could it be a surprise to anyone. I'm not buying it.

    Her double chin is going to be awful in a few years. Ugh.

    By Anonymous, on 7:29 AM  

  • 10:49 pm- First, I am a girl. Second, I agree I am way to into this. I think the idea of a surprise divorce party is fucking funny. I wish I had thought of it years ago.

    By Mad Masturbater, on 9:15 AM  

  • So what? Does anyone think he cares? You've missed the point. The point is to knock up a filthy rich dingbat while you have your chance. I can't stand either one of them but he's obviously not completely braindead. He knows he would never go anywhere in life on his own (he has to know, I mean c'mon), so when he saw his opening, he took it. Impregnate Britney Spears, see her through to delivery (so there's no last minute abortion or adoption), and you've now forever linked yourself to fabulous riches. Even if (when) they stop speaking and begin slinging mud at each other in the press, the fact is he will never have to lift a finger again in his life. The kids won't tolerate mom denying dad money when he needs it. Until they're grown enough to inluence mom, dad can get by on his horrible rapping "skills" (any sales he's enjoying now will have long since dried up by then, but it won't matter).

    Trailer park brilliance.

    By Anonymous, on 9:22 AM  

  • With or without K-Fed she's still a talentless, attention seeking media ho.

    By Anonymous, on 10:20 AM  

  • black amex you have to pay 1mil/yr though just to own the card. than u have to pay back interest and crap. just another glam card no one can get. amex regular cards suck too. no one just starting out can get one and not even my upper middle class freind can get one ether and she has a 780 credit score! and that was just for the "blue" card. amex also suck becuase they chanrge people a huge fee to process thier transactions. I accepted amex for my computer systems, but I ran 15 transactions through and I had huge processing fees, that's why I am dropping them!

    By lilly, on 11:17 AM  

  • Fun details about the Black card:

    http://www.snopes.com/business/bank/blackcard.asp

    By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM  

  • The black american express card is called a Centurion. It's annual fee is 2,500. It's for those who spend in excess of 150,000 dollars a year. It can't be applied for...amex either offers you one or not. It's also used for automatic upgrades on flights, gauranteed seats at any show you would like to go to, a free valet in any city you are in, etc. Lots of perks. But the interest rate is like a swift kick to the teeth. I am not sure if they are issuing these cards anymore. I heard jessica simpson say she got one of the last ones they issued. I am not sure if that is true or not...afterall miss simpon isn't known for her brain power.

    By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM  

  • ACK! I'll stick to my platnum card. Like i need to be chanrging that much. My parents lived off of CC's for a while (excess of $50,000 on 3 cards) since dad had high hospital bills (insurance only covered about 1/3rd of it!)(around $100,000) due to his 6 heart attacks in 2 years and constant neck and back surgery, heart surgery, etc. paying hospital bills is more important that CC bills and other bills cuase if you screw the hospial over they will screw you over.

    By lilly, on 1:36 PM  

  • Guys, impregnating Britney won't earn Kfed any child support income. The *custodial* parent (the one the kid/s live with) is paid child support. This is true even if the parents have joint legal custody.

    Britney will ALWAYS be that parent. Not just because she's a woman and family courts favor women, but because she's NORMAL and not an abject loser like Kfed.

    So, a court will never order her to pay Kfed child support. (Spousal support, pre-nups, that's another story). will never see a dime of her money




    Someone posted:
    Another baby = more $ for him in child support. Hopefully, next time Britney will marry someone with money who doesn't just want her salary.

    By SugarRush, on 5:53 PM  

  • man i totally understand being mislead by someone you date. I too share the pain of dating someone without a salary of there own and can't get rid of them. I have even thought of suicide because I can't get this people out of my life and the police laughs at me because I am 6ft 1inchs 180lbs abd she is 5ft 2inch 103lbs. I have dropped out of acting classes twice and my acting teacher said I would excel in hollywood with my natrual acting ability. It totally sucks try spending over 50,000 dollars on a witch from hell. Britney I toally agree get rid of the zero and get a hero not meaning go for someone just because of money but go after someone with a true character and no fake bs. I have had a huge crush on you and I would give you the respect a queen deserves and not for your salary becasuse i have my own and it is a good thing to have a woman who just give morale support and not money. So now I am stronger even though my break up is going to cost me money and problems but I am on the fast track to acting again. speeddemonii3@aol.com

    By Anonymous, on 9:09 AM  

  • Come on momma spears...all the money you have and you cant afford to buy your son a pair of shoes. Get your head out of your A$$, stop worrying about posing for the press and get that baby a pair of shoes and a pair of pants that fit.

    By nypoohgrl, on 10:15 AM  

  • What else can you expect when you just jump into a relationship and marry so quickly? He had a new born son when you started messing with him for crist sake, some on..... Brit you've gone down hill, fast. Your image went from classy to trashy and a complete turn around isn’t likely now that your ruined by this joker, singer/rapper, dancer want-a-be. Divorce is a failure in life. Your better off keeping your standards low (where they are now) and welcome your destiny…...

    (also, if you don't want to be photgraphed.. don't leave home.)

    By Anonymous, on 11:23 AM  

  • i think britney will pull thru this.


    u people are so mean.

    By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM  

  • Fugly, untalented, useless bitch. I hope she retires from showbiz and spares us all from her for the rest of our lives.

    By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM  

  • Has anyone else noticed this?? Ever since the whole fuss a few months back with the "Brittney is never with the baby...it's always the nanny with him...she's a bad mom" blah blah, Brit ALWAYS has her lil chunky bundle of joy with her now. I'm kind of seeing of all this as a ploy to try to improve the publics opinion of her and keep herself in the spotlight-since she hasn't done anything in ages-and honestly, the only thing shes any good at is dancing. I just wish she'd go away. Music has suffered enough in the past 10 years, and she definitely wasn't helping the cause much. How about Brit pulls an Angelina and moves to Africa and spares us all...

    By mufinski, on 1:21 PM  

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    By mufinski, on 1:23 PM  

  • Ok .... if you watched her show Chaoitic, you would understand this whole situation. number one, Britt seems to have talked him into marrying her. I only watched the first episode of thier show, and it shows him saying he did not want to get married. number two, she has tried changing him after they married, which every woman does ... and like most of us fails. i feel sorry for her, she is not happy. she is lonely, and about to be a single mom of two kids. I am sure she will pull it off but i really hope she and Kevin signed a prenup.

    By Anonymous, on 3:13 PM  

  • Shadow on her pants in Picture 3 looks like K-Fed peed his pants while sitting in her lap, maybe he has "wind" of he news.

    By Anonymous, on 4:11 PM  

  • The girl looks mega-tired in these picture. She needs to drop the loser, he's a user!

    By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM  

  • Britney is a cheap skank. I just can't believe how long it took for most of America to realize that this no-talent dimwit deserves nothing but raw scorn. Her biggest offense is combining her sub par DNA with that mutant K-Fed. The country's gene pool took a big hit with that combo.

    By Anonymous, on 11:24 AM  

  • Who really spends their time wondering what she will do..who cares??We all have lives. She needs to come down off her high horse and get real. Pumping out babies is a no brainer right?

    By Anonymous, on 12:38 AM  

  • Britney is just trash any way you look at it. God knows this kind of trash is supposed to be of role model material for our kids. She knew how K-Fed was before she married him so I believe she will get all she deserves from it. MISERY! As for this second pregnancy and the baby she already has; I simply feel sorry for them. Their mom is a trashy slut with no morals or parenting know-how (I mean, any idiot can find clothes to fit their kids!) and their dad is a
    useless/worthless moron.

    By Anonymous, on 7:20 AM  

  • you people are absolutely ridiculous. i am a music snob, and therefore despise what britney has forced mainstream music into becoming. this does NOT mean i think the poor girl should be ridiculed and heckled for her every move. doesn't anyone feel badly for the little girl she was, manipulated and molded into a sexual symbol at such a young age? for the little girl who never had a childhood? have some freakin compassion. britney and her baby are still people, going through a tough time. someone said that "the future of humanity is in peril because of these douchebags." the future of humanity is in peril because of the dispassionate callousness, so prevalent in the world today, demonstrated in blogs like this.
    for crying out loud, live and let live, people.

    By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM  

  • Centurion card aka "Amex Black" requires a yearly spending of 250k to get invited to join.

    By Anonymous, on 8:47 PM  

  • Here's the deal....Brit gets what she asked for. She had no business destroying the family that Kevin had. She is a home wrecker. Plain and simple. She wrote a poem that references God and the Bible, well, here's one for her....Thou shall not love thy neighbor's wife/husband. She should have left Ms. Jackson's man alone and she wouldn't be in this predicament, now would she? Swim in it Brit, swim in it.

    By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM  

  • i dont even like brittney like that but now i dam sure dont like that fetterline cat. who the hell is he wat does he do? I heard he was tryin 2 rap..but now he has to rap up all his shit and bounce......hahahaha......

    By Anonymous, on 1:42 AM  

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