Britney Would Do Anything to Protect Him Part 3

137 Comments:

  • That INFANT needs an INFANT sized REAR FACING car seat, you fucking idiot!!!!! Hoe have they not taken this baby away from her yet????

    By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM  

  • I don't see a cigarette. Shes so clueless on the carseat though.

    By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM  

  • Um, they do sell things to protect their necks from doing that and the baby should be facing the rear and be set at an incline so he doesn't droop forward like that.

    By Anonymous, on 11:33 AM  

  • Shes such trash

    By Anonymous, on 11:33 AM  

  • Infants need to face the rear until they're at least 20lbs. That little guy is not even close to 20 lbs. yet.

    By Anonymous, on 11:34 AM  

  • I believe the cigarette was a suggestion to complete the look. *cough* tard *cough.*

    By todd's mom, on 11:36 AM  

  • Glad she's letting the baby cook in the sun without even a hat to protect him from the sun. She's mother of the year for sure.

    By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM  

  • What an absolute stupid cunt. If she hits anything even going slowly that poor kids neck would probably snap like a twig. I'm not entirely sure that a convertible is the safest vehicle to have an eight month old baby in either. Oh, and the curlers in her hair are a great touch too. I hope she chokes on a handful of Cheetos.

    By Jess, on 11:38 AM  

  • Those cars are the size of rollerskates. That plus having the top down will surely have great results when a big ass Cadillac Escalade slams into them.

    By Anonymous, on 11:41 AM  

  • Britney: "Hmmm...convertible with no roll bar? Check. Top down, no sun protection? Check. Car seat facing wrong way? Check. What am I missing? Oh! I forgot to endanger my UNBORN child today! Where are my ciggies?"

    By eXactlyWhat, on 11:42 AM  

  • Jenny, she's also missing a flask full of Moonshine. Maybe next time.

    By Anonymous, on 11:43 AM  

  • What a stupid bitch.

    By CK1, on 11:44 AM  

  • Where the frig is she going with curlers in her hair? And how the Hell did someone manage to get a shot like that? They must have been sitting in a tree or something.

    Totally stupid, Shitney. TOTALLY STOOOOPID.

    By Vigilante, on 11:46 AM  

  • What an irresponsible whore.

    By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM  

  • I think we should just all be thankful that she has a nanny. Her baby would be dead by now if he spent more time in Britney's "care."

    This dumb bitch was anxious to be a shitty mom. I need to pray for Britney's remaining brain cells, hopefully they will be put to some use at some point in the future.

    By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM  

  • Oh my god. What is her problem. A while back, SNL made an intervention with Hohan...they really should have saved their breath and given one to Britney instead. This girl needs help. Has she never read a baby book? Even the most clueless of parents (I was one of them at one time) still had a clue to pick up a book. She could even go to the LAPD and have the car seat installed the proper way--FOR FREE. He needs to be in a rear-facing car seat. Poor thing.

    By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM  

  • At this point, the nation should be calling CPS on a round the clock basis until they take that child away from her. There are couples around the country just waiting to have a baby and this dumb bitch is on a crusade to kill hers before he reaches his first birthday.

    By Anonymous, on 12:04 PM  

  • This kid is a tell all book waiting to happen!! I can't wait for 2026 when he pens it.

    www.wrestlingbeltworld.com

    By Wrestling Beltworld, on 12:07 PM  

  • The irony here is that Brit probably has no clue that what she's doing is wrong. She's just driving along thinking about what a great mom is because Sean has a car seat now and how cute she looks in her mini.

    By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM  

  • As another thing that is Wrong With This Picture:

    If another car crashed into this one from behind, not only would the baby's neck snap back, but about a microsecond later, he would get hit with that gigantic water bottle Britney's drinking.

    By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM  

  • That is the correct seat for his weight. Infant seats only go up to a certain amount. My son used to always fall asleep like that. I would adjust him and he would fall right back over. Also maybe he does have sunscreen on. I haven't seen any pictures of Sean sunburned.

    By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM  

  • ^ Is it any surprise that Britney fans are stupid?

    By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM  

  • Hey maybe it's fate. Perhaps Feder-spawn in his repulsive existance wasn't meant to live long.

    Fucking cunt.

    By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM  

  • That seat is too big for him. He should be in an infant seat. That's a convertible booster style seat which is designed for older babies. Sean doesn't look like he's over 20 pounds yet. He should be facing the rear and she should have propped back the seat to prevent his little neck from doing that.

    By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM  

  • Anon. 12:15.....that seat may be within his weight limit AS A REAR-FACING carseat...not as a Forward-facing one. Looking at pictures of SP, his heighth would be more of a factor in an infant carrier than his weight.

    Yours truly,
    An actual Certified Car Seat Tech

    By Anonymous, on 12:20 PM  

  • That doesn't look like a forward-facing/boost combo or it would have the booster harness slots on the side. That is a convertible carseat. A convertible is a rear-facing/forward-facing carseat. No matter what, he needs to be rear-facing. AND, his head would not be as low if the harness straps were actually as tight as recommended.

    By Anonymous, on 12:24 PM  

  • She might as well have him strapped to the back of a motorcycle. It's really smart to choose "cuteness" over "safety" when car shopping.

    By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM  

  • That baby doesn't even look like he's strapped in. Did she even buckle or tighten the harness?

    By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM  

  • Is he even a year old yet? If not, doesn't mattter how big he is, he shouldn't be forward facing. Can't we just sterilize all celebrities?

    By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM  

  • yes infants need to be rear facing until child is 1 YEAR OLD AND 20 LBS. And if you wait longer than it's even better. I turned my son around at 14 or 15 months. But he does fall asleep like that and I have to keep propping him back up even with the extra headrest I bought him. I would NEVER drive in a convertible with curlers in my hair though!

    By ladyley, on 12:29 PM  

  • Her own mother has not taught her any parenting responsibilities obviously. Where is her own mother?? Geez! She needs to teach her daughter!

    By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM  

  • Fuk you haterz. It's totally easier to put SPF in his carseat when it is facing forward. If it faces rearward, I can't reach it while sitting in the drivers seat. Besides, I was just driving to the gas station so i could use the restroom. It aint that far of a drive. If it wuz farther, I would have totally put on his seatbelt.

    I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT HIM!!!

    By britney, on 12:55 PM  

  • You've got to be kidding me!?!?!?Where the H is her mother? Is it any wonder she's like this if this is the result of her mother's mothering?

    By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM  

  • As another person said--"Where are the straps on that kid?!" Either she didn't strap him in or they're so loose, they'll do no good. I know people love to make fun of her and call her names but this is a kid, for Chrissakes...Between the convertible, the sun exposure, the carseat...it's heartbreaking. PLEASE tell me someone is calling CPS!!

    By Anonymous, on 1:00 PM  

  • Oh no! The kid's definitely going to die now!

    Seriously people, while it helps to face backwards and it helps to be strapped into a car seat etc... all of you came into existence despite the total absense of car seats for your grandparents.

    I don't think she and KFED are parents of the year but I also don't know anyone who hasn't removed their child from the carsear (yes illegally) when the kid completely looses it and makes it too hard to concentrate on driving in a straight line.

    By Anonymous, on 1:00 PM  

  • She doesn't know how to take care of him without the nannie people...if she were there then this would never have happened...I swear!

    By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM  

  • Has she not ever been around any babies? baby sat anyone's children? what gives? I don't know what to say anymore about her she's something else for sure not in a good way! she said kids have to be a full time job and no nannies should raise kids WHAT A JOKE! I wonder what her excuse will be now or who the "scapegoat" will be AND what the BS(haha) fans will say to defend BRITNEY THE GREAT who can't do no wrong and who will have a comeback in 07..... right just like K-FED will sell over 10 million albums and have sold out concerts

    By carla, on 1:14 PM  

  • Dude. Think I see boobage.



    (oh yeah, the car seat)

    By chipster, on 1:17 PM  

  • I wonder what Brits family thinks about this. I guess they hate K-fed enough that they want nothing to do w/ his seed.

    By Anonymous, on 1:18 PM  

  • "I also don't know anyone who hasn't removed their child from the carsear (yes illegally) when the kid completely looses it and makes it too hard to concentrate on driving in a straight line."

    Having raised four kids through carseating age and with #5 in a car seat (forward-facing; she's 18 months old) now, that's just complete BS. You never take the kid out of the carseat when they cry. You fix whatever's wrong with them, or, if they're just apt to cry no matter what, you learn to ignore it. You're bigger than they are, and, surprise, responsible for their well-being, which is slightly more important than you not being able to hear your favorite song on the radio. If you have to take them out, you stop the f-ing car and take them out, calm them down, then put them back in and get back on your way. That's why God invented rest stops and parking lots. Really.

    Yes, we all survived despite a complete lack of carseats. Both my wife and I, in fact, had been laid down in the shelf next to the rear window on long car trips (mmmm, sun-baked kids!). We survived. Great. You know what, though? A lot of kids didn't. At somewhat random intervals, well-meaning parents get into car accidents, and the kid goes from baking in the rear window to embedded in the windshield. That's why car seats were invented. Then, it turned out, kids strapped in facing forward before their spines had fully developed tended to suffer life-altering spinal injuries at low-speed crashes, and the rear-facing carseat was born.

    There's no excuse for not taking advantage of the infant-mortality-rate-reducing modern day advances. None. They take literally ten seconds to do properly per trip. You can get your local fireman or police station to install the car seat properly in your car if you're too retarded (like Britney) to read instructions and follow them (even then, it is somewhat difficult to get the seats tight enough in modern vehicles, and even I would take it in to get a pro to do it in a Mini).


    Can I find eight things wrong in this picture?

    1. Kid is improperly strapped in. I'm not sure where the shoulder straps are, but it looks like the leg part of the harness is buckled. Still, there's no way the shoulder straps are over his shoulder. Kids always slump when they sleep (even when they're 2-3 years old instead of infants), but a properly-adjusted, or even halfway-properly-adjusted shoulder strap will keep their forehead well away from their knee. Quite likely the shoulder straps are tucked under his armpits. Nice recipe for broken ribs and a punctured lung.
    2. Car seat facing wrong way. Now, I'll give Britney the benefit of the doubt and assume that she had her Portugese-speaking nanny buy and install the car seat and the huge stickers telling her that the car seat needs to be installed the other way went unread because said nanny can't read English. But, still. At least, you won't have to worry about the rib breakage and lung punctures in a mid-speed collision, as the baby's head will just snap off and smash against the dashboard instead.
    3. Convertible. This is really bad at a few levels, so here I'll just hit the most obvious one: minimal crash protection. While Britney may enjoy doing a Jane Mansfield impression, the kid's not making that conscious choice. In any roll-over that kid is done for. In any collision with a larger vehicle, the kid is likely to find himself in the "crumple zone".
    4. Convertible with the top down. Ever hear of sunburn? But that's not the worst part here. Little kids CAN NOT BREATHE when the wind reaches above around 20mph! Their lungs are not strong enough to compete with Bernoulli forces. You know how fast the wind blows when you're zipping down the freeway going 80? A might bit more than 20mph, I can tell you that much even without getting out my slide rule! I know, Britney survived just fine after a few minutes' oxygen deprivation, and fashionably stupid is all the rage these days. But I think the kid deserves better.
    5. Optimally placed collision-projectiles. Water bottles make a funny bonking sound when I tap them gently on my forehead. Ramming one into a kid's soft spot at 20mph is not so funny.

    Okay, that's all I can highlight today. I didn't make 8. Oh well.

    By Jet Tredmont, on 1:43 PM  

  • Well, anything's better than the way we used to be transported in our parent's cars. I'd say she's implemented safety measures circa 1984 in these pictures -- complete with the hair-do.

    By Stylin291, on 1:48 PM  

  • It's Ma Bell on the go!

    By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM  

  • Did anyone notice that stupid ass PREGNANT Britney has her shoudler strap not on her shoulder, but under her left arm and across her pregnant belly? Stupid stupid stupid stupid careless girl.

    By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM  

  • Thank you, 1:43!!

    By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM  

  • That kid must have done something incredibly evil in a past life to deserve this.

    By Anonymous, on 1:57 PM  

  • @ 1:50 - If the stupid bitch doesn't even have the shoulder harnesses on her baby, then why would she wear her own shoulder belt properly?

    By Anonymous, on 1:57 PM  

  • I completely agree with Jed. The kid has wiggled his arms out of the straps and they are under his armpits.

    Which makes him a human projectile in the event of a crash.

    My guess for Number 6 is that the car seat is not even strapped into the car.

    And if I had taken the time to put curlers in my hair, I would have the sense to not ride down the road in a convertible - kind of defeats the purpose, dontcha think?

    By Anonymous, on 2:01 PM  

  • Maybe the laws of physics don't apply in Britneyland.

    By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM  

  • I DO not like Britney Spears, but IN HER DEFENSE...(I can't believe I am writing this..)

    Even when you have the shoulder harness ON the baby, their heads CAN fall forward pretty far. Baby's necks aren't strong and they are so flexible, they just flop all the way forward. I wish it was just an issue of a floppy headed baby in this case, but it looks like she didn't buckle him in all the way. That, or she needs to tighten it.
    I wish children could pick their parents.
    Man.
    It's just sad.

    By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM  

  • She needs the top down to blowdry and set her hair, y'all! Having shoulder straps on her and lil' Sean wrinkles their pretty lil' shirts! Don't ya'll know anythang?

    By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM  

  • Jet Tredmont: Post of the Day.

    Britney is retarded squared.

    By JAFO, on 2:05 PM  

  • 2:04 - and all of that could have been avoided if the seat was facing the REAR like it's supposed to when he's that small, and the child seat was reclined to prevent head flopping.

    By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM  

  • There's no way that baby weighs over 20 pounds. I work with infants and toddlers every day and i have 4 children of my own, one of whom is the same age as Britney's baby (8 months), and I assure you this baby should be facing the rear and properly restrained.

    I'm also a certified car seat tech, and volunteer to help people properly strap car seats at Baby's R Us. If you who defend her saw the videos and pictures I have seen from car accidents where children were not properly restrained, you would never defend Britney's actions here.

    By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM  

  • This honestly doesn't look that incriminating. If this were the 80's, she'd be heralded for her progressive stance on child safety.

    When I was a kid, I was propped on a bed of nails that was set in the rear window with a pacifier made of broken glass.

    Kids have it easy these days... especially that one.

    By Anonymous, on 2:42 PM  

  • Thanks for the praise, sorry for the mege-long-ass post :)

    By Jet Tredmont, on 2:46 PM  

  • @ 2:42 - Quoting jed tredmont:

    "Yes, we all survived despite a complete lack of carseats. Both my wife and I, in fact, had been laid down in the shelf next to the rear window on long car trips (mmmm, sun-baked kids!). We survived. Great. You know what, though? A lot of kids didn't. At somewhat random intervals, well-meaning parents get into car accidents, and the kid goes from baking in the rear window to embedded in the windshield. That's why car seats were invented. Then, it turned out, kids strapped in facing forward before their spines had fully developed tended to suffer life-altering spinal injuries at low-speed crashes, and the rear-facing carseat was born."

    Now you sound dumb because you didn't read the other comments first, 2:42. Try not to be as stupid as Britney. Your kids just might turn out well because of it.

    By Anonymous, on 2:49 PM  

  • Agree with 2:22 and Jed's terrific post. The proper use of carseats is one of the most important public health advancements in recent times, particularly in children. A lot of people on this board may not be parents or medically trained, but it is critically important to have the carseat facing backwards for infants -- their postural muscles are so weak that they lack the innate support that adults and even older children have in a car crash. I am incredibly surprised that the docto Britney consulted after the high chair incident didn't teach her anything about proper carseat use. I have been taught to ask about it well-baby checks, simply as a preventive health measure.

    I am a medical student, and even at this early stage in my career, I have already seen more than enough gruesome results from when children are not properly restrained in the car. Saying that even Britney's way is so much safer than what our parents did is ridiculous -- sure, it's better than what was done 20 or 50 years ago, but it is still below today's safety standards. To ignore such a simple way to keep your child safer is horrifying. I wouldn't be surprised if she puts Sean to sleep on his stomach with a pillow.

    By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM  

  • Well, when I was a kid...

    By officer fowler, on 2:54 PM  

  • oh my god, are the papparazi really that desperate that theyre circling above her?

    By Anonymous, on 2:55 PM  

  • hahaa, thanks to to paparazzi, the NHTSA has all they need for a "What Not To Do" video starring Britney Spears! I love the paparazzi! Keep up the good work, guys!

    By Anonymous, on 2:58 PM  

  • You would think that since this child has been dropped on it's head and recieved an injury which resulted in a skull fracture, AND she was caught driving with him between her and the steering wheel, she would make some effort in researching car safety and the proper way to use a carseat (and a high chair?).

    Good grief, the instructions are drawn all over the frigging box and the the carseat!! If this isn't proof that Britney is just going through the motions of motherhood, I don't know what else is. And to think she is bringing another innocent child into the world. She looks like she is off dreaming of her glory days and planning her big come back. She is so over. Let's hope that she doesn't draw the bath water for poor Sean!!

    By Anonymous, on 2:58 PM  

  • She has already had two incidents that could have resulted in the death of her child, you would think she would not be so cavalier about taking a chance on a third one.

    By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM  

  • Maybe the poor baby is slumped over attempting to get out of the wind blowing full force in his face and trying to protect himself from being windburned. You see moms with the sun shades plastered on the windows protecting their babie's tender skin from the sun, then you see Britney.

    By Anonymous, on 3:07 PM  

  • Wearing curlers in a convertible. Anybody else think that may be a little counterproductive? I don't wear curlers, so I'm just asking.

    By Todd, on 3:11 PM  

  • People love to nitpick. Ryan Phillipe was biking and his son wasn't wearing a helmet, people thought that was cute. Britney would have never gotten away with that.

    By Anonymous, on 3:50 PM  

  • Maybe the baby died already, she driving to Walmart to trade it in

    By Anonymous, on 3:53 PM  

  • yeah well no other celebrity comes to mind that has been caught numerous times endangering their child. My god this kid isn't even a year old and already has been thru skull fractures. There is no way to justify these incidents when you combine them all together. I don't care who you are, you have to know she is not a good mother. I will eat a handful of piss soaked sand if anyone can rationally argue that she should be allowed to breed.

    By insignificUnt, on 3:58 PM  

  • True 3:50 but Ryan Phillipe hasn't had children's protective services investigating the possiblity of abuse with his children either.

    By Anonymous, on 4:00 PM  

  • it doesn't matter though, should it? shouldn't of his ass been broiled much like britney?

    by that statement it just shows how much people nitpick britney in general. whether it happens once or three hundred times, just because they don't have a history doesn't mean they should get away with it.

    i don't like britney, and what she's doing with this kid is atrocious, but i notice a lot of times when celeb kids are being treated stupidly, but britney is what's focused on. mainly by women and gay men, who hate britney, but love ryan phillipe's hot ass.

    By Anonymous, on 4:16 PM  

  • do we have proof that Brit even knows how to ride a bike?

    By Anonymous, on 4:21 PM  

  • Nevermind wearing curlers while driving, who in their right mind leaves the house at ALL while wearing curlers? She's a farking celebrity and she leaves the house with curlers in her hair? WTF is wrong with her?

    By Anonymous, on 4:24 PM  

  • That kid is already dead, by the looks of it. She's just driving somewhare to have it fried up so she can have lunch. Cow.

    By Anonymous, on 4:27 PM  

  • She eats dicks by the dozen.

    By Anonymous, on 4:28 PM  

  • Agreed with 3:53. Seems more likely.

    By Anonymous, on 4:28 PM  

  • This woman is getting to be orca fat. On a sad note: this baby will be dead before long is cps doesn't step in and remove the child from those unqualified parents.

    By Anonymous, on 4:41 PM  

  • What I cannot understand is when are the child welfare authorities in the county this girl lives in going to step in and say, "Enough!"
    Blazing sun, wind blowing all around this little baby, FRONT facint carseat that does not even look like the correct size. I have carefully searched these pictures and see no evidence that this child even has on the carseat shoulder restraints. Someone needs to do something before a tragedy does happen. Foster care until this girl takes serious parenting classes. I am beginning to think SHE needs the babysitter to make sure her child is safe! Absolutely no judgement!

    By Anonymous, on 4:45 PM  

  • 4:45pm. Great post!

    It's so tragic isn't it?

    The sun.
    The wind. Sean probably can't even breath properly. I could barely breath last time I was in the back of a convertible.

    Let's spread this around so it becomes frontpage news!!

    By Anonymous, on 5:00 PM  

  • Do you mean to tell me that Britney's chihuahua has his OWN BEDROOM and she can't afford a neck support to put in that kid's carseat? They're less than $10. Don't get me started on the rest...

    By Anonymous, on 5:11 PM  

  • I agree with everything thing mentioned in regards to baby safety. Obviously, Britney's got a big case of IGNORANCE. If you don't know any better then whose to blame for not educating her??
    Seems her mother spent too many years grooming her for stardom and Hollywood and not parenthood.

    Sad, sad, sad.....she needs to attend Stupidholics for the dumb and dumber.

    By Anonymous, on 5:23 PM  

  • Nope, with the shoulder harness on properly, the kids head would not be on his knee. Obviously Britt hasnt ever ridden in the back seat while the car was moving or she would know the wind back there is near intolerable for an adult. Just turning the car seat around for that reason alone would be thoughtfull of her. Are we sure its her?

    By Laffinmybuttoff, on 5:44 PM  

  • That child needs to be rescued by Angelina and Brad asap! Britney's "career" ended years ago. This is just disgusting.

    By Matt, on 5:58 PM  

  • "Seriously people, while it helps to face backwards and it helps to be strapped into a car seat etc... all of you came into existence despite the total absense of car seats for your grandparents."

    Yeah, but I don't think my grandparents drove a car as small or could go as fast as what she's driving, so get your ancient turtle head out of your ass, anon 1:00.

    Regardless of the car seat issue or whateverthefuck Shitney was occupied with to make bad choices that day, the first problem is she chose THAT car to drive Sean in.

    By Anonymous, on 6:08 PM  

  • It looks like Britney gave SPF that flask of moonshine so he would be knocked out since the fall on the head wasn't enough.

    By Brandy, on 6:26 PM  

  • I just feel the need to point out that currently, appearing in the "Ads by Gooooooogle" on the bottom of the screen (which may or may not be there for anyone else viewing the page) is the following ad:

    Britney's Fat-Loss Secret
    How Britney lost her extra weight. And how you can too! Her secret.
    www.WulongforLife.com

    Yeah... Because when people look at Britney, the first thing they think is, "I wish I knew the secret to her successful weight loss!"

    Puh-lease.

    By Diane, on 6:30 PM  

  • I guess she wants to make sure she's photographed using a baby car safety seat. She's a talentless media ho.

    By Anonymous, on 6:37 PM  

  • "Seems her mother spent too many years grooming her for stardom and Hollywood and not parenthood."

    Amen to that. It's all a vicious cycle. Mama Lynne probably had jackass parents too.

    By Anonymous, on 7:12 PM  

  • "I guess she wants to make sure she's photographed using a baby car safety seat. She's a talentless media ho."

    Too bad she's too stupid to figure out how to use the damn car seat properly.

    By Anonymous, on 7:13 PM  

  • damn, girl's hit the big time. she's got the 'copters after her.

    By Anonymous, on 7:17 PM  

  • Who has time to strap their kid properly into a carseat when they're being hounded by paparazzi high-altitude jets?

    No-one, that's who.

    By Anonymous, on 8:00 PM  

  • Shitney is a young, stupid, inexperienced parent.

    and she's about to have Child #2.

    obviously her parents have decided to back off after she stood up to them for disagreeing with her marriage to the wife-beater wearer.

    but it's time for a Safety Plan to be placed around these children.

    sometimes CPS should not interfere right away but give the parent a chance to clean up his/her act -- like Ryan Phillipe and the non-helmet. i'm sure he won't make that mistake again. but Shitney has been given MANY opportunities to clean up her act. she's clearly incapable of it. and Wife-beater Wearer is too busy promoting his career and buying alcohol to be of ANY use. so at THIS i agree-- it's time for CPS to step in.

    By Anonymous, on 8:37 PM  

  • I've been reading over these comments and I can't help but notice on a few of you are seeing the REAL problem with this photo: the dumb bitch has her child in a CONVERTIBLE with the top down. That is just fucking CRAZY. Anything could fly into the car and land on him, anything could happen. If she got into an accident he is totally unprotected. If the car crashed or rolled he would NOT have a chance to live. He would be dead instantly. The fact that his little neck is drooping and his carseat is too big are really insignificant compared to the larger issue of the fucking roof down on the car. I feel so sorry for this little guy and his sibling who will be born soon. Britney is too stupid to be a parent and now her kids are stuck with her unless something so horrible happens that the state would have to remove them.

    By Anonymous, on 8:52 PM  

  • great shot

    By Anonymous, on 10:01 PM  

  • this is mindnumbing, and yet--totally EXPECTED of her..can someone post this link and photos up in her "fanclub website"? Maybe that way she can actually see what a MORON she is..and so can the rest of her "fans" who adore her and look up to her and want to be just like her...Lord help us all. BTW- I have a baby daughter--she freaks out in the car almost always..I have NEVER taken her out of her seat, nor would I..she just has to cry till I can STOP..And no one should EVER take their kid out of a seat in a moving vehicle...EVER. This is sad, sad, sad...

    By Anonymous, on 10:20 PM  

  • That poor kid has been through a lot and his not even a year old yet. This kid might grow up hating his parents,providing he'll have a chance to grow up. On another note though, I wonder if Brit is using this child to get attention, coz I wouldn't doubt it if that's the case.

    By Anonymous, on 10:47 PM  

  • hey something this stupid is not her moms fault. it is 100% britneys!
    all the directions are there on the box! on the craseat in the manual! so, there is no excuse as to why this child is not secured properly.

    but, are we sure this is really her? either way u i hope to god someone reports this. the top down/ wind thing is enough for cps to get involved!!!

    By Anonymous, on 11:20 PM  

  • Fucking dumb arse stupid white trash ho!!! She won't be happy till she has killed kid # 1. Lucky she is already working on the replacement version, model # 2!!!
    For God sakes! Will someone take that lil boy away from her asap!!!

    By Anonymous, on 12:16 AM  

  • Brit,

    Switch off the passenger airbag, place the babyseat on the front passenger seat, close the windows...at least, and for god sake, wait for the kid to grow a few more inches before you put it in a seat like this.

    And get a decent haircut, willya?

    By Anonymous, on 1:33 AM  

  • Wonder why the major news services and networks are not showing these pictures over and over and over! This needs NATIONAL and WORLD serious news attention! You cannot buy a carseat without being completely aware of the proper installation...pictures and directions are drawn and written all over the boxes and the rear of the carseat! There are booklets in the box. BTW...where is Daddy Federline in all this? Surely HE knows how carseats are supposed to be installed!? Afterall, SHAR (according to People Magazine) says he is "an amazing daddy"! Child welfare needs to put a STOP to this situation...NOW!

    By Anonymous, on 3:01 AM  

  • I think Angelina Jolie needs to adopt her baby(ASAP!).

    By Anonymous, on 3:11 AM  

  • I wish I could be britney spears for a day, just one day, the first thing i would do is call a press conference and tell everybody to kiss my expanding white country ass. Second, I would moon all the folks that follow mw me around with cameras and in this pic above i would be hanging the bird.

    By Anonymous, on 3:32 AM  

  • Do you seriously think the car maker didn't think about it rolling?! If it rolls the top of the windscreen and the little hoops behind the rear seats are strong enough to support the car.

    However, you need to be wearing a seatbelt to stop yourself simply falling out (Britney's hardly renowned for that) and unless the kid is secure he's gonna go flying...

    By Anonymous, on 4:17 AM  

  • *I don't think she and KFED are parents of the year but I also don't know anyone who hasn't removed their child from the carsear (yes illegally) when the kid completely looses it and makes it too hard to concentrate on driving in a straight line.*

    I have two children and I have never ever taken them out of their carseats. Never. My daughter absolutely hated car rides when she was a newborn, would scream bloody murder the entire time. We avoided car rides as much as possible and kept them as short as possible. We never removed her from her seat. She outgrew it at 5 months, thankfully.

    There are many things that our parents did when we were kids: No carseats, no seatbelts, they drank and smoked during pregnancies, were told to gain as little weight as possible (my MIL who only weighed 115lbs when she got pregnant was told to only gain 5lbs). Thankfully we have the science and technology now to do better by our children. Certainly everyone makes mistakes and no parent is perfect, however something as clear as this, is nothing more then blatant ignorance. She thinks she knows better and who cares what science says?

    You would do anything to protect him Mz Brat, I mean Brit, then step up to the plate and start showing it. You've got another baby on the way and they deserve better then this half assed attempt you are making at parenthood.

    By Anonymous, on 6:18 AM  

  • Jsem z České Republiky!!! He he!

    By Anonymous, on 7:13 AM  

  • I truly hope that this can be used an example of "what not to do" - and the
    punishment will fit the crime.

    My suggestion: Britney is levied a very serious fine (which will be earmarked for a children's charity) and she is required to attend child safety/rearing classes.

    Should another violation occur, she faces the prospect of jail time for endangering the welfare of a child.

    By Anonymous, on 8:46 AM  

  • Yes we have all been first time parents but the things she is lacking is COMMON FUCKING SENSE!

    By Anonymous, on 8:56 AM  

  • Ya know, I have 2 kids. One is 4 and can technically be in a booster seat by now. However, I saved money to buy the top of the line seat so that she could remain in a 5 pt. harness because she is simply too small for the belt just yet. For us, coughing up nearly $300 for a carseat wasn't exactly easy b/c we don't make a huge amount.

    My son is a month older than SP. He is a big baby (starting to come out of 18 month clothing). He did grow out of his infant seat around 6 months old by weight. While it would've been irresponsible to keep him in THAT seat because it would have done little to no good if we'd been in a collision. His seat DOES rearface to 30 pounds. And despite the fact that we have a tiny car with 2 doors, and it would be ten times easier for him to be FF than climb across the tiny backseat and try to do this fun contortionist routine to get him in and out. FOR HIS SAFETY he is still rearfacing.

    There are laws here as well as recommendations from nearly everyone that reguardless of weight A CHILD MUST BE REAR FACING UNTIL 1 YEAR OF AGE.

    So this is just absolutly negligentful parenting, not to mention out and out breaking of the law.

    As far as what people have said about how an asleep baby will still slump forward. That is SOMEWHAT true. If, however, the child has been properly fitted into the seat they will not slump FORWARD. Thier head might fall forward, but there is to be almost no slack in the belts. Those things are supposed to fit TIGHT, you are not supposed to get more than 2 fingers between thier shoulders and the belt. The chest clip should be up high on thier chest. If those 2 things are done, they can not 'wiggle thier arms out', nor will thier body slump forward. This child is also not old enough to manage to undo the chest clip so that is not an excuse either.

    This is a case of simply either being ignorant of the proper way to use the carseat, (reading the manual goes a long way), ignorance of the law, ignorance of what can happen to his body in a collision, as well as a complete lack of really seeing beyond the tip of her nose and thinking she knows it all.

    Age is not a factor here either, I was the same age as her when I had my first child. Still, I managed not to have my head firmly planted in my ass.

    By Anonymous, on 9:14 AM  

  • i look at this and i think:

    oh wow. she is fat!

    (i had two kids so i can def say it)

    By Anonymous, on 9:37 AM  

  • I'm sure that kid has NO sunblock on just sleeping there baking in the CA sun. Ugh!

    By Anonymous, on 9:53 AM  

  • If I found out that I was pregnant tomarrow that would give me 9 months to learn all the basic necessary parenting skills I could. So after crying for 2 months, I would spend the next 7 reading every damn thing I could about babies and parenting - because I know I am clueless. Britney didn't take that into consideration. The kid is a toy to her, it's this years tiny dog. I can't beleive that this isn't everywhere like the lap pics. Hopefully it will be soon. The papparazzi pretty much just keep following her because of stupid shit like this and thank god they do. I can't even imagine what else goes on behind closed doors. OK, end of rant.

    By Jess, on 10:43 AM  

  • Britney's being dumb again, what a surprise!

    By Anonymous, on 11:22 AM  

  • Fox News is talking about these pictures this morning! Good job spreading the word, guys!

    By Anonymous, on 11:46 AM  

  • "Do you seriously think the car maker didn't think about it rolling?! If it rolls the top of the windscreen and the little hoops behind the rear seats are strong enough to support the car."

    Ummm, do some research. Yes, the car maker (actually, the government authorities who allow the sale of the vehicle in various countries around the world) thought of roll-over safety. However, they also have to contend with the laws of physics and the simple undeniable fact that there is no protective roof on the vehicle.

    Convertibles have a significantly lower standard to be met in a roll-over. Why? For one, because it should be blindingly obvious to any reasonably intelligent person that having nothing between you and God's blue sky makes you significantly less secure in an accident. Same principle applies to motorcycles: do you expect to be as safe in an accident hopping along in a Kawasaki as behind the wheel of a Lincoln Town Car?

    No convertible would be able to survive a roll-over that non-convertible passenger vehicles HAVE to meet to be allowed for sale (in most countries; I don't believe the US has a roll-over test in their licensing requirements). It is simply not physically possible to make the roll bar (aka windshield framing and head rests) as strong as the integrated double-bar (or more) frame a non-convertible this size would use.

    Add to that the fact that roll bars are great at protecting the cabin from intrusion along a straight, flat road, but don't do so well at keeping trees, dirt, and small forestland creatures from zipping through your roll-over if you have the lack of foresight to crash on a country road or dare to stray outside the white and yellow lines on the freeway. Even if you do roll over on the freeway, you get to deal with sparks and road debris pebbles being kicked up by the roll bar itself as you skid along.

    Finally, the roof frame of most cars does a lot to solidify the passenger compartment in a crash, yielding a relatively safe "crumple-free zone". In a convertible, the ONLY protection you have aside from sheet metal (which bends when hit by a wind-blown shopping cart) is the undercarriage frame. Look at that picture. The door? Provides next to no frame stability as it still has to function as an opening door. Take off the sheet metal and you have those two sitting on a flat cart with an angular roll bar in the front and a less-sturdy roll bar construct in the back. No reinforcement of the frame structure in the middle. This is why it is not uncommon to see convertibles bent in half after accidents.

    Convertibles are dangerous vehicles. They are not made for transporting infants. They are made for consenting adults as a recreational vehicle.

    By Jet Tredmont, on 12:42 PM  

  • poor little bobble-headed, sun-stroked, whip-lashed, vehicular homicided baby... if he makes it past 2, he's gonna be one bad ass mofo.....

    By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM  

  • Someone pass these pictures on to child protective services, the baby is not straped into the carseat properly!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 3:13 PM  

  • Why is that baby facing forward anyway? Ohhhhhh, that's right. Mom thinks it's ok to go barefoot in a gas station bathroom.

    By Anonymous, on 4:07 PM  

  • What a moron. She needs to get some car seat advice before she kills that kid.

    By Anonymous, on 4:42 PM  

  • And for the posters on here, kids should be rear facing until AT LEAST 1 year AND 20 lbs. Also, that is a convertible seat that starts at 5 lbs. It would be fine for his size if it were being used correctly.

    By Anonymous, on 4:46 PM  

  • I just want to point out that everyone on here who has been name calling and using profanity are 'calling the kettle black' ~ it is one thing to express your opinion and concern, but perhaps we could all at least pretend to be a little more educated, otherwise what's the point in putting her down when you are making yourself look stupid as well?

    By Anonymous, on 4:56 PM  

  • someone save that poor child. britney needs to be bitch slapped

    By Anonymous, on 4:58 PM  

  • and great shes having another one!..those poor kids!!!

    By Anonymous, on 7:42 PM  

  • "poor little bobble-headed, sun-stroked, whip-lashed, vehicular homicided baby... if he makes it past 2, he's gonna be one bad ass mofo....."

    If that wasn't so sad I would be ROFL! I had a convertible when my first child was born and I traded it in as soon as I could. I never rode with the top down with my child in the car, for one thing it's just too uncomfortable with all that wind, for another thing, it's not safe. Also, as mentioned before, if the straps were adjusted properly the baby's head would not be on the armrest. I had a car accident when my daughter was 18 months old (not a severe crash but not minor either), her carseat was strapped in so tight the seat would not budge even 1 cm and after the wreck it was tilted at about a 45 degree angle. Fortunately, since she was strapped in properly the only injury she had was scrapes from the straps on her collar bone. If Britney had a collision over 5 mph that baby would be ejected from the car.

    Also, I have NEVER taken my kids out of their car seats while the car was in motion. Just because some parents do that does not mean that we all do.

    By Anonymous, on 8:08 PM  

  • http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/05/16/britney.carseat.ap/index.html

    Look at the above link, they have article about her and the pictures.

    By Anonymous, on 8:31 PM  

  • BRITNEY SPEARS SHOULD BE ARRESTED! Maybe then she'll learn a lesson or two about REAL mothers! She's a criminal with the way she cares for that baby! How dumb can you be? Her parents did a horrible, horrible job in raising this woman. She is such trash! What's wrong with her? Get her help!

    By Anonymous, on 8:12 AM  

  • Poor poor girl. We should support the mentally deficiant of this world. Imagine what is going on beyound the cameras. Just like Michael's kids. Money rules !!!! If you have it..... you get to make and break all the rules !

    By Anonymous, on 1:32 PM  

  • Cut her some slack, maybe she was in a hurry cause a twister was headed for her trailer!

    By Tis, on 4:04 PM  

  • She's a complete dumbass... but I bet all of you clowns above this comment have previosly bought and will continue to buy her pathetic CDs and other garbage.

    I feel bad for her kid. Never felt bad for her or her equally dumbass fans.

    By Anonymous, on 10:00 PM  

  • What a stupid bitch, does she want her kid taken away? Anyone who is that oblivious and ignorant to the right way of protecting their child should not be allowed to be a parent anyway. She needs to find a trashy trailer park to live in so she can fit in perfectly.

    By Anonymous, on 7:31 AM  

  • But wait a sec, surely Britney doesn't go to Costco and purchase and install her kid's carseat herself?

    She is, after all, rolling in dough and swims in a giant vat of dollar bills every day like Scrooge McDuck.

    Maybe she *and* the kid are both victims of incompetent management chugging from the Britney gravy train and doing a slack-ass job of helping her deal with raising an infant while maintaining the hectic and insane schedule of a pop-star/youth-celebrity, a soul-sucking vocation well-known to involve frequent consorting with vampires and cannibals for whom you are a human money machine, and who profit from every extra second of time and proximity they can squeeze out of you, pushing people to the edge of human endurance even without offspring to deal with.

    If she's having trouble finding the time and presence of mind to ensure junior's safety, that to me is a sign of bad management and the people who are supposed to be helping her cope, and being paid handsomely no doubt, are not doing their job.

    Thing is, while I'm no Britney fan, I do kinda feel sorry for her, even though it was her choice to have a kid while still quite young (born in '82), and at what's probably the height of her pop star career with all its demands. But who knows how free she really feels in making those kind of choices -- maybe her or her family are Christian fundamentalists and an abortion was out of the question. Or if the pregnancy was planned, why didn't the people around her talk her out of it?

    She's a child-star, after all, in show-biz nonstop since she was eight. And we all know what an excellent effect being a child-star has on dealing with life as an adult...

    By Delysid, on 2:22 AM  

  • ok, in brits defense, its easy to comment on pictures like this, shes always being picked at by everyone and seeing as shes not the sharpest knife in the drawer everything she says and does is speculated to be retarded.

    BUT, this is fucking WRONG. I dont understand how someone with so much money and staff can do shit like this, that baby just isnt SAFE and as a parent thats all thats ever on your mind. And its not like shes busy with her life or career or anything, she should be keeping herself occupied thinking what is best for her kid instead of letting nannies drop him on his head and someshit like this. and shes pregnant again?? Shes ready for another self decided c section, as ' she cant handle the pain surely' . Thats fucking ridiculous, child birth is part of it, suck it up you fucking idiot!
    This picture just goes to show that shes an irresponsible person with the iq of a walnut, obviously not even capable of dressing herself let alone take care of another living being.

    By Anonymous, on 4:05 AM  

  • Shitney Spears Does It Again
    I just don't understand..really..I don't. First she has a C-Section (Early, in fact) because she was "afraid" of birthing pains (yet..they made a birthing statue for her? something is amiss here..) and then she fails to buckle her child up in a safety seat (strike 1), He smashes his head on the floor from a 4ft fall (strike 2) and now..NOW..she's driving an infant around in a forward facing car seat (strike 3). Working in family law, I realize that DHR takes children away from perfectly responsible parents because of heresay. Now here's PROOF and they're not doing shit. Ugh, it literally turns my stomach thinking about it.

    By the way, I live in Alabama, and she's just giving southerner's a bad name. Not all of us a curler-wearing, h0 bag rednecks. Many of us have *gasp* intelligence! Maybe she was born too close to a bayou or something.

    __amy.___

    By Amy, on 8:50 AM  

  • i am the mother of 2 baby boys and child protective services has never visted my house. she needs serious help. i know that if i was photographed with my baby in my lap while driving my black ass would still be in jail and my children in foster care because of my stupid actions of endangering my baby.

    By Anonymous, on 8:37 AM  

  • me myself I perferred forward facing - all you have to do is make sure the child is strapped down properly and they have those little neck rest things to keep them for tipping over like that. But I perfer forward facing because when riding with your windows down stuff happens to fly in the car.. now you can just wait pullover and see why your child is crying then notice something is biting them or something of the sort, or you can look in the rear view mirror and see right away whats on them or why they are crying. Without having to find somewhere to pullover in 5:00 traffic and cut someone just to see why the baby is crying.

    Brit should know better... the forward-facing is not a problem to me... but it does look like the child is strapped in the car seat, or does it look like the car seat is strapped to the seat.. those little neck things I forget what they call costs about 9.99 from target.

    By Anonymous, on 7:57 AM  

  • It's really easy to get a mirror to fasten on one of the rear seats. I have one of those and it enables me to see my daughter all the time. Children of that age should have a REAR facing car seat, no doubt about it! Britney is a stupid fuck.

    By Swedish guy, on 2:14 PM  

  • I read that there are only 10 States that have it as LAW that a baby under 1 and under 20lb MUST be rear facing. And that in California, if you want to have your baby facing forward from day one, that's your legal choice.
    Is this correct?!
    And as for 'not knowing someone who hasn't taken a crying kid out of a carseat'....you've got to be kidding? I don't know anyone who HAS!! Although I did see it once on a highway.
    I really didn't think anyone was stupid enough to do that.
    Tracy

    By Anonymous, on 8:55 AM  

  • It's really mature of people to call Britney a "fucking cunt". I'm no Britney fan, but come on! Give her a break. Babies fall asleep in their carseats all the time. He should be facing the rear and the top should be up, but she's a first time mom. And it's not like you EVER see K-Fed with the baby. Maybe he should try HELPING her. After all, he already has TWO kids, so you would think he might know how to put a baby in a carseat. But no one EVER blames the stupid wigger, do they?

    By Anonymous, on 10:16 PM  

  • For those who only go for knee jerk reactions this isn't going to help but actually the mini has a boron fibre windshield surround to protect it in a roll over.

    Do we gather from some people that everyone should have the biggest possible car that they can afford too for protection? Makes sense - rather than just a hummer Britney could have a Bradley AFV and then wouldn't need seatbelts so much in an accident.

    You're all correct about the rear facing child seat though.

    By Anonymous, on 1:22 AM  

  • its nice to see that there are still such good mothers in this world, i mean what better meal is there than a campbells canned soup, i bet thats all the little bastard eats, i must say that due to the over exagerated fame this women has, the fact that she gave birth to a live creature amazes me, not to mention that she maried the stupidest white trash idiot vanilla ice 15 years late wanabe piece of non child support paying, i want full custody, idiot federline, seriously how fuckin stupid do you have to be to get dumped by britney, i wouls change my religion and even my sex to be next to the Spears.

    By Anonymous, on 11:14 PM  

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