Who's this 20 year old girl who coming forward? I think its fake. Who doesn't want to be young forever? Live the Dream. Charlie. Live it up! "I keep getting older but, they stay the same age."
As long as there 18 and hot. Who gives a fuck? Wants wrong with popping' a "V" (Viagra) everytime you want to fuck some young hot pus? You want be nice in hard when you giving them the beef injection.
Charlie is a god. Keeley tits might have a slight slag. Remember this though: 1) She's 19 yrs. old 2) Her pus is tight 3) Fuck her. Then keep her around for a few years. Then dump her and then trade her in for a new up and comer 19 year old.
Who's gives a f*ck if Charlie's hitting up 18-19 yr olds? It's not illegal for f*ck's sake. At least he didn't sleep with his best friend's wife like Denise did to Heather Locklear.
P.S. Keeley Hazell needs a breast lift. She's hot but her breasts will be hittin' the knees at 25.
i can't imagine you are even on the same level as charlie sheen. sorry.
and this girl...keeley...looks like every person i went to hs with. honestly. not that exciting. i wonder how they weed out all of the identical girls to put in those magazines. like "get me the blond one with the big tits"..."which one?" " i dunno, just grab the closest one"
you people are morons, like the stretch marks on her tities are that awful, look at how big they are and how small she is, she is bound to have some stretch marks.
And as for the Anon 8.25, yeah, i'm sure you are such a stud and date 19 yr girls and then dump them. i'm sure you sit home and stare at girls like keeley on the internet all day.
keeley's breast's are HUGE, that's why they are a bit saggy. No one, no matter how young you are, are gonna have perky tits if they are that big. She has made so much money in the UK off her breasts, you think she cares that you morons think they are a bit droopy.
her tits are amazing...she's been in a lot of nudie pics and her boobies always seem to be more perky in the naked pics of her. I guess they must photoshop them. But she's hot and i love them.
Schoolgirl outfits and pigtails are a little creepy for a cat of Charlie's age, but not so much kinky. Everybody digs a little role play. Granted, not everybody who digs schoolgirl role play has a line of children's clothing.
Choosing the whole chicken instead of the feather, now that's kinky.
/nice boobies //the dress says "whorish, but you can't afford me"
Clearly all these anon's have been tainted by fake-breasted girls. People don't seem to get that breasts naturally want to go with gravity. Even D cups start to sag in the 20's, let alone FF or whatever Keeley has!
Personally she's not my type, but i do appreciate that those are fairly spectacular.
/P.S. Charlie may be kinky, but i've seen worse. Has anyone else seen an interracial midget gangbang? No? Well bear that in mind when reading these so called 'kinky' stories.
the sex wasn't so "sick" and "perverted" she couldnt go through with it during the *month* after she met him on *millionaire match*. guess money and possible "acting jobs" is worth putting on a pleated skirt every once in a while.
why hasn't anyone stated the obvious: he met this girl on millionairematch.com!!
an "aspiring actress in her late 20s" is just chillin' on millionairematch.com?? like i would trust anything coming out of the mouth of someone who appears to want to be the next anna nicole.
Holy frig. If anyone's offended by a little dress up, take my advice and never go to Japan. Or Germany. I had the sad misfortune of sitting beside a very well-dressed Japanese business man on a return flight from Tokyo to Sydney one day. I got a long lesson in Oriental Perversion as he insisted on watching porn on his laptop the entire time we were in the air.
And even though he was wearing headphones, it was loud enough that I could hear the groaning and moaning as some guy gave some hot chick an enema and whacked off as she took a dump on a plastic sheet. Yeah, I sort of watched. I was fascinated at how disgusting it was.
Sheen's a pervert? Maybe, but if all he's guilty of is a little dress up then whoop-dee-doo. Let me know when he's scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Extremely large, natural breasts on women are almost ALWAYS going to come with stretch marks. Trust me, when girly takes her top off, the last thing you are going to care about are stretch marks on the boobies.
People are so used to fake boobs and small natural ones, they don't realize that the big naturals tend to come with the slightly less ideal packaging.
Of course, there will always be the select few who have the DDD breasts with nary a flaw, but they are few and far between.
I don't think he's a perv, more of a sex freak...and we all already knew this about him, it's Charlie, he's a sex-crazed, drug addict...what can you do but send him to rehab and hope that he takes care of his kids?
Some of you are certainly retarded. Do you just read the name of the celeb and look at the pics? Chesty McHugetits was nothing to do w/ Sheen. READ.
I personally do not enjoy the large saggy boobies. I would much rather be the proud owner of a cute and perky B cup set than have to haul those droopy suckers around.
And I am thinking that Miss Millionaire Match is just trying to get her 15 minutes (who is in her LATE 20's, not 20, READ). True or not, who cares, it was pretty tame shit.
DAMMM this girl pictured is only 19. She is sot hot, there should be a law against it. In this case you could plead insanity and no court in any land could convict you. I attended a high school with over 2500 students and not one of the girls was this hot. If I saw this girl when I was in my teens I would have masturbated 24 hours a day.
as long as he is having sex with someone of legal age that consents to it, who really cares if he is kinky or freaky. that girl is just looking for attention in hopes of getting acting jobs, not because of any talent she might have other then in a bedroom
Excellent use of "retard" and its various forms today. Titty haters are retards. Non-readers are retards. Assholes are retards. As a reward, the remainder of class will be conducted outside.
Maybe somebody could squeeze in a "douchebag" or two? Or, go for the gusto with "fucktard."
Ok, obviously she can't have that much of a problem with it, if she actually DID it!! Like seriously, if you think it's that perverted, why didn't you smack him upside the head and dump him, instead of grabbing a plaid skirt and knee-highs??
I'm a straight chick with B-cups, and I must say...Keeley's rack? A-effin-mazing. I had to Google her, and the gal does have a nice body. Bravo mom and dad. My only nit-pick is I prefer her as a brunette.
In response to ANON -- 8:25, I totally agree and applaud what you say about Charlie and young women. I'm female and this is how I feel about you and men like Charlie --
1. He's gotta have the BUCKS and definitely all the trimmings, and A1, first class looks and bod to match, when its hard, ya fuck it.
2. When the the money goes and he needs Viagra to get it up, then it's time to move on to another richer, hotter man.
Why do hot, but smart, women do this ------
Because we can, and because you're stupid..........
The only sickos are the people trying to dictate who I am or am not allowed to find hot and/or fuck. If 18 is hot when you are 18, it's still hot when you're 80. The only thing holding back an 80 year old from chasing/fucking an 18 year old who is willing to let him is society's taboos. Well I'm sorry, but society's taboos change like the weather, and I'm not interested in keeping track of them. It wasn't long ago that a mother would hang the bloody bedsheets of her newly menstruating daughter in the window for a passing cowboy to see and take her off the family's hands. I don't have a problem obeying the age of consent laws, but you can stick your ever-fluctuating taboos in your collective asses. I intend to chase young tail until I'm dead.
"It wasn't long ago that a mother would hang the bloody bedsheets of her newly menstruating daughter in the window for a passing cowboy to see and take her off the family's hands."
I love how it's envious bitty titty commitee commenting on KH's AMAZING breasets. Lol, who told you to proud of your perky B's, while men drool and go wild for slightly droopy E's? Your mommy?
OK, I'll admit that even I am super attracted to Miss Hazell.
[Sigh] My only way to compete is to get fake breasts that the people here would then insult me for, but I'd take it because this is IDLYITW.com and I'd do it, too.
If a woman is slim and attractive, would men prefer C, D or larger cup sizes that might have some sagging because of their size....OR.....perfectly shaped, headlight nipples, Playboy boobies???
speech lady said nothing special. each and every guy out there, me included, has sexual fantasies... if they only include legal stuff, well, what's wrong with that??
pics lady looks destructively hot! never knew of her before.
The sickest thing about this is that people have known for years that Charlie has a thing for younger women dressed like even younger women, i.e.: adolescent girls --- and still let him promote a little girls' fashion line! I mean -- God -- does he have his ho's wear adult-sized versions of those outfits? Gross gross gross! Charlie -- get some help , babe.
P.S.: I still want to see his online peenie pic that Denise bitched about.
voracious and co - is it really that hard to beleive that not all men prefer gigantic tits and that not all woman that don't have them want them? Not everyone finds "slightly droopy E's" more appealing than "perky B's".
63 Comments:
Fake smile much?
By Oedipa Maas, on 7:43 AM
I would be mortified if Charlie Sheen was my child or my father. How do you live that down? At least his wive(s) get to leave him...
By Anonymous, on 7:52 AM
dam her boobs are that low at 19!? wouldn't wanna see where they are at 21 even!
By Anonymous, on 7:53 AM
Those are huge!! I like 'em!
By Anonymous, on 7:54 AM
Like I'm supposed to believe anything this idiot says in her 'ho dress.
By Anonymous, on 7:58 AM
^ That's not the girl, stupid. Read before you comment.
By Anonymous, on 8:04 AM
anonymous 7:58- Todd plainly said "Keeley Hazell who has nothing to do with this story other than being 19 and extremely hot." Seriously, read.
By Anonymous, on 8:13 AM
Ew! Check out the stretch marks on her saggy boobs!
By Anonymous, on 8:21 AM
Who's this 20 year old girl who coming forward? I think its fake. Who doesn't want to be young forever? Live the Dream. Charlie. Live it up! "I keep getting older but, they stay the same age."
As long as there 18 and hot. Who gives a fuck? Wants wrong with popping' a "V" (Viagra) everytime you want to fuck some young hot pus? You want be nice in hard when you giving them the beef injection.
Charlie is a god. Keeley tits might have a slight slag.
Remember this though: 1) She's 19 yrs. old
2) Her pus is tight 3) Fuck her. Then keep her around for a few years. Then dump her and then trade her in for a new up and comer 19 year old.
You want to know why guys do this.....
Cause............ we can.
FREE CHARLIE SHEEN
By Anonymous, on 8:25 AM
If Charlie can still land 19 year olds, more power to him. And I'm a woman! And what's so pervy about playing dress up?
By Anonymous, on 8:30 AM
Who's gives a f*ck if Charlie's hitting up 18-19 yr olds? It's not illegal for f*ck's sake. At least he didn't sleep with his best friend's wife like Denise did to Heather Locklear.
P.S. Keeley Hazell needs a breast lift. She's hot but her breasts will be hittin' the knees at 25.
By Anonymous, on 8:59 AM
Guys who get off on that schoolgirl shit are sick. Why stop there? Why not put her in a diaper and a onesie and put her in a crib?
God, people are fucking sick and won't even admit that shit is wrong.
By Anonymous, on 9:04 AM
rolls eyes at 8:25.
i can't imagine you are even on the same level as charlie sheen. sorry.
and this girl...keeley...looks like every person i went to hs with. honestly. not that exciting. i wonder how they weed out all of the identical girls to put in those magazines. like "get me the blond one with the big tits"..."which one?" " i dunno, just grab the closest one"
By Anonymous, on 9:05 AM
you people are morons, like the stretch marks on her tities are that awful, look at how big they are and how small she is, she is bound to have some stretch marks.
And as for the Anon 8.25, yeah, i'm sure you are such a stud and date 19 yr girls and then dump them. i'm sure you sit home and stare at girls like keeley on the internet all day.
By Anonymous, on 9:06 AM
Are those her natural breasts? Those are fucking amazing! I can't stop thinking of all the things I want to do to/with her/them.
By Anonymous, on 9:08 AM
keeley's breast's are HUGE, that's why they are a bit saggy. No one, no matter how young you are, are gonna have perky tits if they are that big. She has made so much money in the UK off her breasts, you think she cares that you morons think they are a bit droopy.
By Anonymous, on 9:08 AM
her tits are amazing...she's been in a lot of nudie pics and her boobies always seem to be more perky in the naked pics of her. I guess they must photoshop them. But she's hot and i love them.
By Anonymous, on 9:10 AM
why are all these people making fun of her natural saggy boobies, if they were fake, we'd all be critisizing her about having implants.
People don't hate her b/c her breasts are near perfection, just appreciate.
By Anonymous, on 9:11 AM
I wish I had big natural boobies like that. I've always wanted big boobs, but mine stopped at a B-cup. Oh well. :(
By Anonymous, on 9:15 AM
Speaking of pros, i see a future for her, and in that future may i suggest she sleep with a bra on! She might hurt herself.
By Brandi Love, on 9:22 AM
Schoolgirl outfits and pigtails are a little creepy for a cat of Charlie's age, but not so much kinky. Everybody digs a little role play. Granted, not everybody who digs schoolgirl role play has a line of children's clothing.
Choosing the whole chicken instead of the feather, now that's kinky.
/nice boobies
//the dress says "whorish, but you can't afford me"
By Gonzo, on 9:24 AM
Sheen is a pimp
By Anonymous, on 9:27 AM
9:06, You need some cock? I can break you off a big piece.
By Anonymous, on 9:33 AM
OH MY GOD!!!!! That was me 30 years ago..
By Anonymous, on 9:34 AM
Clearly all these anon's have been tainted by fake-breasted girls. People don't seem to get that breasts naturally want to go with gravity. Even D cups start to sag in the 20's, let alone FF or whatever Keeley has!
Personally she's not my type, but i do appreciate that those are fairly spectacular.
/P.S. Charlie may be kinky, but i've seen worse. Has anyone else seen an interracial midget gangbang? No? Well bear that in mind when reading these so called 'kinky' stories.
By sam991, on 9:49 AM
the sex wasn't so "sick" and "perverted" she couldnt go through with it during the *month* after she met him on *millionaire match*. guess money and possible "acting jobs" is worth putting on a pleated skirt every once in a while.
By Anonymous, on 9:53 AM
oops. "are worth" possible jobs
By Anonymous, on 9:53 AM
why hasn't anyone stated the obvious: he met this girl on millionairematch.com!!
an "aspiring actress in her late 20s" is just chillin' on millionairematch.com?? like i would trust anything coming out of the mouth of someone who appears to want to be the next anna nicole.
By Jen, on 10:01 AM
Kinky? A little dress up is kinky?
Holy frig. If anyone's offended by a little dress up, take my advice and never go to Japan. Or Germany. I had the sad misfortune of sitting beside a very well-dressed Japanese business man on a return flight from Tokyo to Sydney one day. I got a long lesson in Oriental Perversion as he insisted on watching porn on his laptop the entire time we were in the air.
And even though he was wearing headphones, it was loud enough that I could hear the groaning and moaning as some guy gave some hot chick an enema and whacked off as she took a dump on a plastic sheet. Yeah, I sort of watched. I was fascinated at how disgusting it was.
Sheen's a pervert? Maybe, but if all he's guilty of is a little dress up then whoop-dee-doo. Let me know when he's scraping the bottom of the barrel.
By Vigilante, on 10:04 AM
THIS IS JUST HER WAY OF GETTNG ATTENTION, TIL NOW HAS ANYONE EVER SEEN HER BEFORE.
By ANGEL, on 10:11 AM
Attention all retarded assholes:
Extremely large, natural breasts on women are almost ALWAYS going to come with stretch marks. Trust me, when girly takes her top off, the last thing you are going to care about are stretch marks on the boobies.
People are so used to fake boobs and small natural ones, they don't realize that the big naturals tend to come with the slightly less ideal packaging.
Of course, there will always be the select few who have the DDD breasts with nary a flaw, but they are few and far between.
By Anonymous, on 10:23 AM
You can tell I'm a chick because I commented on her smile. Hahahahaha...
By Oedipa Maas, on 10:26 AM
I don't think he's a perv, more of a sex freak...and we all already knew this about him, it's Charlie, he's a sex-crazed, drug addict...what can you do but send him to rehab and hope that he takes care of his kids?
By Anonymous, on 10:27 AM
Keeley Hazell is 32EE.
Make no mistake. I'd hit it.
By Todd, on 10:45 AM
Some of you are certainly retarded. Do you just read the name of the celeb and look at the pics? Chesty McHugetits was nothing to do w/ Sheen. READ.
I personally do not enjoy the large saggy boobies. I would much rather be the proud owner of a cute and perky B cup set than have to haul those droopy suckers around.
And I am thinking that Miss Millionaire Match is just trying to get her 15 minutes (who is in her LATE 20's, not 20, READ). True or not, who cares, it was pretty tame shit.
By Jess, on 10:57 AM
DAMMM this girl pictured is only 19. She is sot hot, there should be a law against it. In this case you could plead insanity and no court in any land could convict you. I attended a high school with over 2500 students and not one of the girls was this hot. If I saw this girl when I was in my teens I would have masturbated 24 hours a day.
By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM
as long as he is having sex with someone of legal age that consents to it, who really cares if he is kinky or freaky. that girl is just looking for attention in hopes of getting acting jobs, not because of any talent she might have other then in a bedroom
By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM
Wow.
Excellent use of "retard" and its various forms today. Titty haters are retards. Non-readers are retards. Assholes are retards. As a reward, the remainder of class will be conducted outside.
Maybe somebody could squeeze in a "douchebag" or two? Or, go for the gusto with "fucktard."
By Gonzo, on 11:08 AM
extremely, indeed. Great post. many thanks!
By Anonymous, on 11:11 AM
When I had sex with Charlie, he would always dress me up in a pink bunny suit. With whiskers and all...
By Haley Keezel, on 11:12 AM
Ok, obviously she can't have that much of a problem with it, if she actually DID it!! Like seriously, if you think it's that perverted, why didn't you smack him upside the head and dump him, instead of grabbing a plaid skirt and knee-highs??
By Anonymous, on 11:35 AM
Well said gonzo. I'm actually waiting for someone to throw down an "asshat".
By redkitten, on 1:09 PM
I'm a straight chick with B-cups, and I must say...Keeley's rack? A-effin-mazing. I had to Google her, and the gal does have a nice body. Bravo mom and dad. My only nit-pick is I prefer her as a brunette.
By rm®, on 1:13 PM
those aren't tits. they're udders.
By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM
to all the titty haters
"hi. I'm natural breasts. thought I'd introduce myself since we've obviously never met"
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
lol @ 1:38
Well said, my friend. Well said.
By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM
I just did a google search for pics of Keeley Hazell, and I must say, she has some of the best looking natural breasts on the planet. Simply amazing.
And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go rub one out while I look at pics of Keeley.
JJ
By joejoe, on 3:28 PM
In response to ANON -- 8:25, I totally agree and applaud what you say about Charlie and young women. I'm female and this is how I feel about you and men like Charlie --
1. He's gotta have the BUCKS and definitely all the trimmings, and A1, first class looks and bod to match, when its hard, ya fuck it.
2. When the the money goes and he needs Viagra to get it up, then it's time to move on to another richer, hotter man.
Why do hot, but smart, women do this ------
Because we can, and because you're stupid..........
By Anonymous, on 4:32 PM
The only sickos are the people trying to dictate who I am or am not allowed to find hot and/or fuck. If 18 is hot when you are 18, it's still hot when you're 80. The only thing holding back an 80 year old from chasing/fucking an 18 year old who is willing to let him is society's taboos. Well I'm sorry, but society's taboos change like the weather, and I'm not interested in keeping track of them. It wasn't long ago that a mother would hang the bloody bedsheets of her newly menstruating daughter in the window for a passing cowboy to see and take her off the family's hands. I don't have a problem obeying the age of consent laws, but you can stick your ever-fluctuating taboos in your collective asses. I intend to chase young tail until I'm dead.
By Anonymous, on 5:24 PM
"It wasn't long ago that a mother would hang the bloody bedsheets of her newly menstruating daughter in the window for a passing cowboy to see and take her off the family's hands."
What F'n state are you livin in?
By Anonymous, on 6:01 PM
Obviously the state of confusion.
By Anonymous, on 6:02 PM
I love how it's envious bitty titty commitee commenting on KH's AMAZING breasets. Lol, who told you to proud of your perky B's, while men drool and go wild for slightly droopy E's? Your mommy?
Lol.
Envy is SUCH a pathetic thing.
By Voracious, on 10:27 PM
OK, I'll admit that even I am super attracted to Miss Hazell.
[Sigh] My only way to compete is to get fake breasts that the people here would then insult me for, but I'd take it because this is IDLYITW.com and I'd do it, too.
By Some Girl from the Midwest, on 11:40 AM
TAKING A POLE HERE ASKING ONLY THE MEN.
If a woman is slim and attractive, would men prefer C, D or larger cup sizes that might have some sagging because of their size....OR.....perfectly shaped, headlight nipples, Playboy boobies???
By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
As a chick I can honestly say that Keeley can rock my world anytime she wants
By Anonymous, on 10:58 AM
speech lady said nothing special. each and every guy out there, me included, has sexual fantasies... if they only include legal stuff, well, what's wrong with that??
pics lady looks destructively hot! never knew of her before.
TheBrazilRod
By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM
The sickest thing about this is that people have known for years that Charlie has a thing for younger women dressed like even younger women, i.e.: adolescent girls --- and still let him promote a little girls' fashion line! I mean -- God -- does he have his ho's wear adult-sized versions of those outfits? Gross gross gross! Charlie -- get some help , babe.
P.S.: I still want to see his online peenie pic that Denise bitched about.
By Matt, on 7:39 PM
1:40
TAKING A POLE HERE ASKING ONLY THE MEN
Rather than taking a "pole," I recommend you thumb through a copy of "Grammar for Idiots."
For your edification:
Poll - a questioning or canvassing of persons
Pole - A metal bar strippers rely on for tips. Usually smells like cat food and deodorant tampons
By Gonzo, on 9:36 PM
This is a wonderful video of Keeley's boobs-she enjoys talking about them. http://www.flurl.com/item/Keeley_Hazell_u_14429/
By Anonymous, on 12:54 AM
voracious and co - is it really that hard to beleive that not all men prefer gigantic tits and that not all woman that don't have them want them? Not everyone finds "slightly droopy E's" more appealing than "perky B's".
By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM
isn't this her?
http://www.phun.org/galleries/keeley_hazell/keeley_hazell.htm
By Anonymous, on 4:46 AM
Holy Boobarella Stretch Marks Pro-Man! blech!
By Anonymous, on 9:32 PM
Charlie Sheen's a booger eater. Hell he creeps me out with or without the perv stories.
By Anonymous, on 12:52 PM
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