Awfully nice of them to say he had a big bleep too. Kinda like when the salesman at the store tells you how bleep and bleep you look in the expensive suit you're trying on.
Guys take notice this is what you get, humpin a crazy bitch. Sure the sex is insane, but so is she. When its over they act like Jack Nicholsons' character in the shining.
help me out here people...maybe it is just because I am from a small town but why would someone pay $20,000 for two prostitutes? Couldn't he have got a better deal if he shopped around a bit?
A parable: While walking home from the market, an old lady finds a snake at death's door. She places the snake in her bag and takes him home. Over the next few weeks, she manages to nurse the snake back to health.
One day the snake unexpectedly bites the old woman. With her last breath, she gasps, "How could you do this to me? After everything I did for you?!?"
The snake replies, "Lady, you knew I was a snake when you first picked me up."
The point? Denise is one wicked-daffy cunt. By the time this whole debacle is over, Charlie will be shunned like Fatty Arbuckle.
Gonzo, There's also one about a scorpion and a frog wanting to cross a river.
In the end, the frog asks the scorpion why it bit him since now they both will drown. The scorpion responds that stinging is what it does, being a scorpion, it just can't help it.
The point? Denise will go down with Charlie on this one.
Actually I believe this was taken a few months after she had Sam. I remember her saying this photo shoot was her motivation to get back in shape. I know I hate her too.
i still don't see what the big deal about her is. she looks like every other fake-ass whore out here in L.A. i could throw a rock and hit chicks hotter and less psycho than her. i'd rather bang my head against the wall than bang her.
Actually it looks like Denise is going to win this one. Although I don't agree with her sleeping with her best friend's ex, that's what Heather gets for cheating on Richie with David Spade. Women are dumb for thinking they can change men. Also with Denise's low self esteem, she needed to leave Charlie. WOMEN! GET OVER IT, MEN WILL NOT CHANGE FOR YOU. What makes you think you're so special that you can change them? They will not change for you.
The only thing that is surprising is that Denise Richards whores herself out like a high-class hooker and objectifies herself then whines and cries foul when her husband objectives women. Actually, that's not surprising either, just pathetic.
Oh, and the pics are pre-pregnancies, and she's had 2 cesearean sections because apparently labour hurts. You think?
I was sitting here thinking the picture with the sand all over her ass was kinda hot until Vigilante said it looked like she was caught pissing at the beach. lol... thats fucking hilarious =o)
Man I totally used to work at a department store in Vancouver and I would help celebrities on a weekly basis and Charlie Sheen and her came in one day to buy pillows and shit is crazy... she had some of those pants on with like Sexy written across the ass and her buttbones were sticking out a mile and her eyes were sunk so bad... it was like junky meets skeletor meets a slutty 13 year old girl and man he is just short as hell, like literally midget and they bought some pillows and came back like twice with sleeping problems each time looking worse and I wanted to be all "You don't need new pillows.. you need shrinks. like J.Lo also came in one time and was totally hot and nice and just wanted to know where she could buy a chicken.
JLo went into a department store to ask where she could buy a chicken? Did she run into Charlie and Denise carrying their feather pillows and think your store was the place to ask about finding the rest of the chicken?
hahaaha, no I worked in the linens department and we sold dkny and calvin klein and lots of nice bedding and stuff and celebrities would be there lots... jlo just bought towels and wanted to know where to go to buy a chicken to cook... and the psucho patrol denise and charlie kept returning pillows for new ones they think would solve the CRAZINESS!!!! one time jessica alba came in with her fat blonde crazy mom and i helped her for like 45 minutes and she spent like 2000 on pillows and duvets and crap... she totally touched my face!!! the celebs appreciate their linens. i should write a book about it. haha jk... i even helped alyssa milano and one of the guys from mash.
Charlie Sheen is living the dream bro. Thanks for the gratuitious Richards pics. If I could tap that for a weekend, I would leave every body fluid I have down to the last ounce in the hotel room.
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If this is what counts as 'depraved sexual lunacy', then i'm criminally sexually insane.
By sam991, on 11:51 AM
The things in life I could accomplish if I looked like her...
By Anonymous, on 12:13 PM
I'm with Sam991. And besides, even with all his antics, he's still better than Richards. Who the hell would screw over Heather Locklear?
By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM
I will never get the nude pictures with the caked on sand. Could someone please explain that to me? It's just not sexy... it looks painful. And itchy.
By Anonymous, on 12:32 PM
Hey. Chuckie likes the whores. Whaddaya know.
Awfully nice of them to say he had a big bleep too. Kinda like when the salesman at the store tells you how bleep and bleep you look in the expensive suit you're trying on.
By roddy piper, on 12:32 PM
Guys take notice this is what you get, humpin a crazy bitch. Sure the sex is insane, but so is she. When its over they act like Jack Nicholsons' character in the shining.
By Anonymous, on 12:39 PM
I'm sorry. I couldn't bring myself to read the article, because she looks so damn hot.
By Anonymous, on 1:29 PM
help me out here people...maybe it is just because I am from a small town but why would someone pay $20,000 for two prostitutes? Couldn't he have got a better deal if he shopped around a bit?
By Mad Masturbater, on 1:35 PM
It is an absolutely ridiculous price. The best escorts in the world charge about £6000 a day. (and that's inclusive of everything)
By sam991, on 2:06 PM
A parable: While walking home from the market, an old lady finds a snake at death's door. She places the snake in her bag and takes him home. Over the next few weeks, she manages to nurse the snake back to health.
One day the snake unexpectedly bites the old woman. With her last breath, she gasps, "How could you do this to me? After everything I did for you?!?"
The snake replies, "Lady, you knew I was a snake when you first picked me up."
The point? Denise is one wicked-daffy cunt. By the time this whole debacle is over, Charlie will be shunned like Fatty Arbuckle.
By Gonzo, on 2:30 PM
sam991'
6000 quid is over US$11,000, and x 2, well, you do the math.
Looks like Charlie got a fairly good deal for $20,000.
By forex guy, on 2:36 PM
This woman has had two babies. I must go die now.
By Anonymous, on 2:49 PM
Gonzo,
There's also one about a scorpion and a frog wanting to cross a river.
In the end, the frog asks the scorpion why it bit him since now they both will drown. The scorpion responds that stinging is what it does, being a scorpion, it just can't help it.
The point? Denise will go down with Charlie on this one.
By aesop, on 2:50 PM
Those pictures are from before she was pregnant.
By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
Actually I believe this was taken a few months after she had Sam. I remember her saying this photo shoot was her motivation to get back in shape. I know I hate her too.
By Mad Masturbater, on 3:25 PM
i still don't see what the big deal about her is. she looks like every other fake-ass whore out here in L.A. i could throw a rock and hit chicks hotter and less psycho than her. i'd rather bang my head against the wall than bang her.
By Anonymous, on 3:26 PM
Actually it looks like Denise is going to win this one. Although I don't agree with her sleeping with her best friend's ex, that's what Heather gets for cheating on Richie with David Spade. Women are dumb for thinking they can change men. Also with Denise's low self esteem, she needed to leave Charlie. WOMEN! GET OVER IT, MEN WILL NOT CHANGE FOR YOU. What makes you think you're so special that you can change them? They will not change for you.
By Anonymous, on 4:19 PM
Is this supposed to surprise us?
The only thing that is surprising is that Denise Richards whores herself out like a high-class hooker and objectifies herself then whines and cries foul when her husband objectives women. Actually, that's not surprising either, just pathetic.
Oh, and the pics are pre-pregnancies, and she's had 2 cesearean sections because apparently labour hurts. You think?
By Anonymous, on 5:15 PM
Oh forget all that!
I wanna know how big Charlie's bleep is now.... and that's exactly what his willie should be called from now on, lol.
By Matt, on 5:45 PM
K, wait...is it just me or does it look like she's squatting for a piss in pic number two of the NSFW lot...
Looks like she got caught in a squat and slammed her legs together. Bad girl, Denise. No pee pee on the beach.
And yes, the sand looks more itchy than sexy to me too.
By Vigilante, on 6:23 PM
Denise Richards is three degrees hotter than hell. Boy did Charlie fuck up by splitting with her fine ass.
By Slick Rick, on 7:10 PM
He watches porn, she makes it, Pot calling Kettle black??
By Anonymous, on 7:39 PM
I was sitting here thinking the picture with the sand all over her ass was kinda hot until Vigilante said it looked like she was caught pissing at the beach. lol... thats fucking hilarious =o)
By Chantelle, on 7:58 PM
So are we all suppose to hate Denise or not?....I'm getting confused with who did who? to who, first?
By Anonymous, on 8:19 PM
Ok, Denise,
You married Charlie Sheen. What were you expecting?? It's not like he didn't have a history of this.
Honey, you knew what you were getting.
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By Wrestling Beltworld, on 11:30 PM
Man I totally used to work at a department store in Vancouver and I would help celebrities on a weekly basis and Charlie Sheen and her came in one day to buy pillows and shit is crazy... she had some of those pants on with like Sexy written across the ass and her buttbones were sticking out a mile and her eyes were sunk so bad... it was like junky meets skeletor meets a slutty 13 year old girl and man he is just short as hell, like literally midget and they bought some pillows and came back like twice with sleeping problems each time looking worse and I wanted to be all "You don't need new pillows.. you need shrinks. like J.Lo also came in one time and was totally hot and nice and just wanted to know where she could buy a chicken.
By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM
1:04 you work at a store that sells pillows, and chickens??? Sounds like an upscale Walmart! j/k!!
By Anonymous, on 3:28 PM
JLo went into a department store to ask where she could buy a chicken? Did she run into Charlie and Denise carrying their feather pillows and think your store was the place to ask about finding the rest of the chicken?
By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM
hahaaha, no I worked in the linens department and we sold dkny and calvin klein and lots of nice bedding and stuff and celebrities would be there lots... jlo just bought towels and wanted to know where to go to buy a chicken to cook... and the psucho patrol denise and charlie kept returning pillows for new ones they think would solve the CRAZINESS!!!! one time jessica alba came in with her fat blonde crazy mom and i helped her for like 45 minutes and she spent like 2000 on pillows and duvets and crap... she totally touched my face!!! the celebs appreciate their linens. i should write a book about it. haha jk... i even helped alyssa milano and one of the guys from mash.
By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM
Charlie Sheen is living the dream bro. Thanks for the gratuitious Richards pics. If I could tap that for a weekend, I would leave every body fluid I have down to the last ounce in the hotel room.
By Anonymous, on 9:24 PM
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