I fucking love it. I love the fact, that this is kid who used to get his ass beat and shoved into lockers. Is NOW pulling super hotness! David Spade is a hero to every nerd-boy alive. He's like the Don Juan DeMarco of NERDVILLE. I don't know if I should give him love or punch him in his nerd face.
I know his move. Ready: Hotness is on the fence with crazy husband...move in for the kill. GO go go! Thats nerd-tactics 101.
Good work Spade. Be funny=mad hot pus. That's a rule but.. still. Does hotness realize when he on top of them and fucking them.... that there FUCKING DAVID SPADE?? I love how women can get that vulnerable and desperate. Mix in drinky poo and your getting stinky pinky.
I love taking advantage of hotness when there down and low. Why guy doesn't? Spade is like Yoda of that shit. BASTARD.
I'm sorry look at his hit team: Locklear, and Allen. Plus. how many more??
I don't have the nerd prob but, he is setting a new standard. "Weasel face-coke bump-shoulder to cry on". That's the move. I figured it out.
The following is now were I rant: You Lucky ass weasel. SNL fucktard. God, how is this possible?
Krista Allen is not married. David Spade is a frickin' legend if he can pull in that kind of hotness (Heather). You should ALL bow down and worship him.
It is not you she does look like a Tranny. There is nothing Hot about David Spade he is on the perpetual path of being the rebound guy. You know the type, the guy you fuck after a breakup but they have no redeemable qualities to keep him long term.
Don't hate on Krista. The last time we trashed her on this site Clooney "sources" were quoted on Entertainment Tonight (a few days later) saying they were soul mates and that she's the love of his life. If we hate on her too much he'll probably marry her, and that can't happen. I've already named our children.
What's wrong with George Clooney that he can't aim for a regular bang who's genitals aren't rotting? It doesn't make him hot going back to a trashy ho like her ... it makes him seem too cheap to pay for a hooker. He knows she's only coming around for the attention she hopes to garner, but for god's sakes ... does he at least double-bag his penis before doing her? Does he pull a garbage sack over her nasty-ass mug so he doesn't have to look at her? Why on earth would he act so classy and show himself as a real gentleman in his life otherwise, then totally jeopardize his on health and reputation dipping his rod into tainted waters? Did he ever take health class? Doesn't he remember high school classmates with their herpes lips and cauliflower growths downstairs from passing each other around too much? For someone who I think is as sexy as he'll, he's quickly losing his sex appeal now that his mask is being pulled off to reveal the true white trash he's becoming. What a fuckin' shame!
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David Spade? Wasn't he like, some kind of comedian or something?
Kidding, I know who he is. Real narcissist if you know what I mean. Mr. Romeo with the ladies. Owen Wilson's the same.
And no, Mr. Spade, I don't want to park your car for you...jerkoff.
(Long story, don't ask)
By Vigilante, on 9:24 AM
Todd....she'd need the Astroglide with Spade...not Clooney. That is all.
By Blonde Vigilante, on 9:25 AM
If the girl is enjoying the sex, she shouldn't need Astroglide. I hate that shit. Yuck!
By lisa, on 9:27 AM
krista's looking a bit old in those pics
:(
By Anonymous, on 9:34 AM
WHOEVER DATES FUCKING DAVID SPADE DESERVES WHATEVER THEY GET
WHOEVER DATES FUCKING DAVID SPADE DESERVES WHATEVER THEY GET
WHOEVER DATES FUCKING DAVID SPADE DESERVES WHATEVER THEY GET!!!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 9:41 AM
Are you sure the quote from Denise Richards didn't say Spade was "praying for" these women not "preying on".
P.S. David, wash your hair.
By Ben Dover, on 9:47 AM
I fucking love it. I love the fact, that this is kid who used to get his ass beat and shoved into lockers. Is NOW pulling super hotness! David Spade is a hero to every nerd-boy alive. He's like the Don Juan DeMarco of NERDVILLE. I don't know if I should give him love or punch him in his nerd face.
I know his move. Ready:
Hotness is on the fence with crazy husband...move in for the kill. GO go go! Thats nerd-tactics 101.
Good work Spade. Be funny=mad hot pus. That's a rule but.. still. Does hotness realize when he on top of them and fucking them.... that there FUCKING DAVID SPADE?? I love how women can get that vulnerable and desperate. Mix in drinky poo and your getting stinky pinky.
I love taking advantage of hotness when there down and low. Why guy doesn't?
Spade is like Yoda of that shit. BASTARD.
I'm sorry look at his hit team: Locklear, and Allen. Plus. how many more??
I don't have the nerd prob but, he is setting a new standard. "Weasel face-coke bump-shoulder to cry on". That's the move. I figured it out.
The following is now were I rant:
You Lucky ass weasel. SNL fucktard. God, how is this possible?
I think I'm gonna cry now.
By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM
Last i heard, Krista Allen was happily married.
If that midget gets to bang all that lot, i at least want dibs on one. I choose Krista.
By sam991, on 10:25 AM
Todd, how does one get so damn funny? I <3 Todd Por vida!
By Brandi Love, on 10:27 AM
David Spade is such a dreamboat *pukes*
By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM
bitch should fire her make-up artist...
missed more than a few spots.
By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM
those wrinkles on her stomach are really ugly.
By Anonymous, on 10:33 AM
those wrinkles on her stomach are really ugly.
By anonymous, on 10:33 AM
I hate to say this but she looks better far away.
By Brandy, on 10:57 AM
with what I said before maybe I have a shot with George Clooney
*crickets chirping*
By Brandy, on 11:00 AM
My wife is hotter then this chick...
By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM
Krista Allen is not married.
David Spade is a frickin' legend if he can pull in that kind of hotness (Heather).
You should ALL bow down and worship him.
By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM
David Spade is hung like a mouse. Women love his humor and sarcasm, but he is built like a child.
By Zag, on 12:50 PM
Haha, I always thought he was pretty cute. Right now, I can't think of the reason, though.
By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM
wow she used to be gorgeous, and now she's very manly looking!
By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM
anon 10:22.... that was WAY too long. this is an A.D.D. celeb-rag site. i don't have time for novels.
By Anonymous, on 6:00 PM
^ I'd venture anon 10:22 didn't have much time for reading either.
By Anonymous, on 6:26 PM
I LOVE DAVID SPADE!! He is so cute!
By Anonymous, on 11:16 PM
Is it just me or does Krista look like a tranny in those pics? Oh well I bet Spade loves those trannies.
By Anonymous, on 6:57 AM
It is not you she does look like a Tranny.
There is nothing Hot about David Spade he is on the perpetual path of being the rebound guy. You know the type, the guy you fuck after a breakup but they have no redeemable qualities to keep him long term.
By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM
Don't hate on Krista. The last time we trashed her on this site Clooney "sources" were quoted on Entertainment Tonight (a few days later) saying they were soul mates and that she's the love of his life. If we hate on her too much he'll probably marry her, and that can't happen. I've already named our children.
By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
why all the Spade hating? He's harmless and gives all minutres dweebs hope.
By Anonymous, on 12:26 PM
anon 10:22 needs to go Hazeldon. And he better hope Charlie Sheen doesn't get there first.
By Anonymous, on 12:52 PM
What's wrong with George Clooney that he can't aim for a regular bang who's genitals aren't rotting? It doesn't make him hot going back to a trashy ho like her ... it makes him seem too cheap to pay for a hooker. He knows she's only coming around for the attention she hopes to garner, but for god's sakes ... does he at least double-bag his penis before doing her? Does he pull a garbage sack over her nasty-ass mug so he doesn't have to look at her? Why on earth would he act so classy and show himself as a real gentleman in his life otherwise, then totally jeopardize his on health and reputation dipping his rod into tainted waters? Did he ever take health class? Doesn't he remember high school classmates with their herpes lips and cauliflower growths downstairs from passing each other around too much? For someone who I think is as sexy as he'll, he's quickly losing his sex appeal now that his mask is being pulled off to reveal the true white trash he's becoming. What a fuckin' shame!
By Anonymous, on 2:58 AM
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