Female Rock Stars are Pretty Gross

73 Comments:

  • Pj Harvey's music is awesome so I could care less what her bush looks like.

    By Anonymous, on 5:56 PM  

  • ewwww! and to think Courtney actually paid for those

    By Brandy, on 5:57 PM  

  • Funny. She's vain enough to get a nose job yet doesn't bother with something more basic like, er, 'that'.

    A conformist, yet a rebel. Pretty, yet ugly.
    It's all so complex.

    By a.j. nichols, on 6:11 PM  

  • Polly Jean Harvey = Punani Just-too Hairy!

    By Matt, on 6:20 PM  

  • This just in: women have hair. Deal.

    By Anonymous, on 6:21 PM  

  • Don't eff with PJ, brother. I'll cutcha.

    By blindhands, on 6:22 PM  

  • If you can't laugh at it, you're on the wrong website. Please leave and come back when you have a sense of humour.

    By Anonymous, on 6:24 PM  

  • Hey, PJ! Time to trim the verge, hon. Brazilians are fun. And if you want to you can get your pubes done up into a neat design, like a checkerboard or an inverted cross. Just do something....anything....

    By Vigilante, on 6:33 PM  

  • Um, some guys like the bush. And waxing is NOT fun. Removing pubic hair isn't the standard. It's done, yes, but it's not like armpits.

    By Anonymous, on 6:49 PM  

  • Hair traps odor, so women who don't at least trim "down there" smell funky. I've never met a man who said they love to go down on a big, hairy pussy. I'm sure they're out there, but I've never in my life met one that I know of.

    By Anonymous, on 6:53 PM  

  • that's a shame. cos in the second pic she look pretty hot from the back.

    By Anonymous, on 6:59 PM  

  • This just in: basic hygiene. It's the latest thing.

    By Anonymous, on 7:43 PM  

  • hope the irony of her spice girls get-up isn't lost on any of you.

    By Anonymous, on 7:48 PM  

  • Ugh. I think I could have lived my entire life without ever wondering/knowing what she looks like down there.

    Lots of pseudo-intellectual "indie" rockers are gross. No respect for proper hygiene or grooming. It's part of their look but I think it's nasty.

    By Anonymous, on 7:50 PM  

  • Holy shit! This isn't funny guys. Someone needs to tell her that a fucking hairy snake is crawling up her leg before it's too late!

    Seriously, it takes talent to grow pubic hair halfway down your thigh.

    By Oedipa Maas, on 8:14 PM  

  • PJ really is pretty fucking amazing, bush aside. I suggest you check out the album "To Bring You My Love." Essential for just about anyone who doesn't listen to 50 Cent or Lindsay Lohan.

    By Anonymous, on 8:46 PM  

  • Aaaack! Spider legs!

    By Anonymous, on 9:09 PM  

  • ok i'm sorry i hate paris hilton as much as the next person and i complain about her gross fugliness every chance i get but i have to say she looks really good in these pics. she's wearing a decent dress for once, her boobs look awesome, and i love that strawberry necklack shit she's wearing. plus, her lazy eye isn't obvious in any of these pics.

    haha, she still sucks.

    By Anonymous, on 9:16 PM  

  • i gotta be honest i've never really heard her music...

    By Anonymous, on 9:18 PM  

  • "Um, some guys like the bush. And waxing is NOT fun. Removing pubic hair isn't the standard. It's done, yes, but it's not like armpits."

    THIS HAS BEEN A PUBIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM JACQUE CHIRAC, PRESIDENT OF FRANCE

    By jeditemple, on 9:25 PM  

  • There is nothing wrong with at least trimming. It's not just "beneficial" for the guy, but for the girl too. It's uncomfortable. When you stand up and your underwear pulls at it... It's awful.
    She does have some kind of pattern going there; the top is shaved. Still...it's pretty bad looking.

    By Anonymous, on 10:36 PM  

  • Waxing has absolutely nothing to do with "basic hygiene". And if it did, men ought to be doing it, too. Either way, PJ Harvey is awesome. Waxing or shaving (in any area) is both culture-specific and fairly recent, all things considered, and people had been(and in some places, still are) managing without it just fine.

    By Anonymous, on 10:37 PM  

  • I keep a small amount on the top which is shaped like a triangle. I love keeping the rest hairless and clean. It looks better, it feels better, and everything is more sensitive and sexy without all that hair. I recommend it to anyone.

    I also agree with the person who mentioned hair and odor. It's true having quite a bit of hair, as PJ does, down there can create an odor problem. My gynecologist has told me the same. Of course it's a matter of personal preference. Some people like that "musky" smell, and are turned on by it.

    By Anonymous, on 10:42 PM  

  • Goddamn.

    By Todd, on 10:47 PM  

  • pj harvey rocks my sox, and the last thing she is is whorish.

    unfortunately, however, she DOES predate the whole "women must look like 9-year-olds" thing that is very popular today among everyone born after 1980, so you know.

    and to the anon who referred to her as a pseudo-intellectual indie rocker - you clearly don't know anything about polly jean harvey. i forgive you.

    (all this said: it IS surprising that some women still don't trim *anything*)

    By S., on 11:07 PM  

  • anon re: to bring you my love:

    try 'rid of me'.

    try it all, really. essential listening.

    although "stories from the city" is probably her best mainstream-y album and is, in fact, extraordinary. (a special surprise on it for radiohead fans, too.)

    By S., on 11:10 PM  

  • Yeah, they "irony" of wearing an untalented girl shit group's shirt and flashing your sweaty and hairy snatch at the audience while you perform is genius.

    No, it's not!!

    Shut up! Fuck, some people are so stupid.

    By Anonymous, on 12:22 AM  

  • "the last thing she is is whorish."

    She's doing a great Paris Hilton impression in every one of these photos.

    By Anonymous, on 1:08 AM  

  • it is so fucking annoying how women are now expected to be fully shaved/waxed, as if that's the only and bare (no pun intended!) minimum expected!!!!! what the hell? yeah it looks better shaved but this way is more natural. to be hoenst, i'm glad that i've finally seen one 'celeb' go all natural, makes me feel better about myself!

    By Anonymous, on 5:16 AM  

  • I don't consider it the "bare minimum" to weed whack the fur growing halfway down your leg. No one's telling her to get a Brazilian.

    By Oedipa Maas, on 5:29 AM  

  • Militant feminists are so boring in their extremism. I'm more impressed when they choose to blend, so it's more like a sneak attack rather than "Here comes the hairy womyn, hear me roar!" That shit only hurts our cause.

    By Anonymous, on 6:42 AM  

  • What the fuck is the point of performing live with your genitals hanging out if you're not a porn star?

    By Anonymous, on 6:51 AM  

  • I like PJ Harvey a lot, but I still thought that was funny. I hope she'd be cool enough to laugh at herself, too, or I'd like her a lot less. People who take themselves too seriously are not to be admired.

    By Anonymous, on 6:55 AM  

  • 'You got Korn, you got medicine, you got cars, you got monster trucks and you got tits. You are fucking happy, man!'

    - What a god damn redneck!

    By sam991, on 9:34 AM  

  • I'd still do PJ. I like hairy beavs.

    By Anonymous, on 10:49 AM  

  • Bro your standards are too high. I'd tap that screamin' fur princess without hestitation. She looks way better than any of the dudes I met in prison if you know what I mean.

    By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM  

  • She's a good singer, she doesn't have to wear pants, or anything for that matter. You should be bashing Juliette Lewis instead, now she looks pretty bad, esp. in that yellow spandex suit she was wearing for one of her concerts the other day...PUKE!

    By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM  

  • Sorry but flashing panty is awesome and always will be.

    By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM  

  • I don't see how someone making good music or being a good singer absolves them from performing usual hygiene, or anything else for that matter.

    People who think that it does are on the slippery slope to idol worship where anything the 'great one' does is ok.

    This is the same psychology that brought to power some of the worst monsters of human history.

    By little voice in the back, on 1:05 PM  

  • I like hairy pussies too

    By Anonymous, on 1:18 PM  

  • "She's doing a great Paris Hilton impression in every one of these photos."

    Actually, she's performing.

    The only way this would be a Paris Hilton impression is if she lost all her talent, dropped the guitar, thrust a hip out, and flashed a brainless smile.

    By S., on 2:11 PM  

  • It is UNHYGENIC to have a large amount of hair down there. It's natural to have hair, no one is arguing with that. But it's also natural to have bad breath if you don't brush your teeth. It's natural for toenails to grow too long and become ingrown if you don't trim them properly.

    Large amounts of hair in the vaginal area, where it's warm and moist most of the time, cause odor and trap bacteria. This is one of the main reasons many women choose to trim the hair, or remove it all together. Most M.D.s will tell you the same.

    By biology, on 2:40 PM  

  • Another thing. C'mon, people. I'd bet quite a bit of money that everyone of you reading this site has forgotten to shave/trim/wax at some point or another. Sure, she probably should have worn panties, but big fucking deal. She's PJ Harvey--considered one of the greatest female rockers of her generation. She can--in the unforgettable words of Eric Cartman--do what she wants.

    Further. The fucktards saying she's some militant feminist have no clue what they're talking about. She came onto the music scene at the same time that a lot of very politically active, "righteous babes" did, but she has even mentioned in interviews that she doesn't identify herself as a feminist. She says she doesn't know enough about the movement to do so, apparently. So this whole "hair down there = feminist" thing is ignorant.

    And I don't defend this as a PJ fan. Some of you are just making really fucking stupid comments. Not everyone wants to fuck someone who looks like they're starring in a schoolgirl porno.

    By Anonymous, on 3:52 PM  

  • biology, i'll agree with you that a bunch of hair down there is unpleasant, and that the removal of it makes for a cleaner, neater vag.

    the thing is, if you're older than 25, you do probably realize that it has only recently become 'fashionable' on a widescale to even trim, much less remove, pubic hair.

    pick up a nudie or hardcore mag from, say, 1985.

    the suggestion that removal of pubic hair being about anything more than fashion and sexual stimulation is like the myth that circumcision is necessary for health reasons.

    while it's true that both hair removal and circumcision make for more aesthetic genetalia, neither are medically necessary.

    By oh please, on 4:00 PM  

  • ^ *coughbullshitcough*!

    By John Blutarsky, on 4:18 PM  

  • She's PJ Harvey--considered one of the greatest female rockers of her generation. She can ...do what she wants.
    - Anonymous May 13, 2006 3:52 PM

    See "little voice in the back", May 13, 2006 1:05 PM

    By Anonymous, on 4:32 PM  

  • "oh please" - Large amounts of pubic hair trap odor and bacteria. What is so hard to understand about that?

    By biology, on 4:55 PM  

  • It's because "oh please" has a big, hairy snatch, and she's a PJ Harvey fan. The Harvey fans are making me like her less. I didn't realize she had such a big, hairy crotched, no sense of humor having, feminist following.

    By Anonymous, on 5:05 PM  

  • " little voice in the back said...

    I don't see how someone making good music or being a good singer absolves them from performing usual hygiene, or anything else for that matter.

    People who think that it does are on the slippery slope to idol worship where anything the 'great one' does is ok.

    This is the same psychology that brought to power some of the worst monsters of human history.


    Best comment yet.

    By Anonymous, on 5:07 PM  

  • PJ has hairy armpits, too. Buckweat in a headlock. You should post those pictures.

    By Anonymous, on 5:13 PM  

  • Buckweat in a headlock.

    Ha ha ha!

    By velvet jones, on 5:18 PM  

  • Jenny, I think this is our first fight.

    Now, I admit that I possess a certain penchant for rocker girls--I do. As a result, I may grant them more leeway than what they likely deserve. PJ Harvey is no Liz Phair on the Manwhore Groupie Hotness Scale, but she ain't bad--fuzz and all.

    Courtney Love, on the other hand, is an insipid, vile, marginally talented gutterwhore. She is gross. As a matter of fact, I'm challenged to come up with another person--living or dead--to so completely manifest all the characteristics of gross. Well, I guess there's K-Fed.

    Anyway, so PJ Harvey appears to smuggle Fraggles in her underwear. Worst things have happened.

    Right. I feel better now.

    By Gonzo, on 7:51 PM  

  • I think it's cool that she isn't bowing to the pressure of having no hair anywhere except on her head, like all those ana starlets. Women have it, and people should deal with it. While Brazilians can be fun in the long term, it is not disgusting NOT to have it all waxed. (Humans have been around for millions of years without crotch waxing, yet it's somehow gross and indecent not to? Just think about it)

    A cool, gorgeous woman with a bit of body hair is still a cool gorgeous woman.

    Oh and to anyone who claims it's gross for her to be flashing her panties like that, do you make the same claims when MALE rockers do the same? Probably not.

    By Anonymous, on 9:04 PM  

  • haha this makes me laugh. whats really hilarious is the fact that bush automatically signals "ugly girl" in someone's head. what's really funny to me is the fact that i am one of the most popular girls in my school, i get attention everywhere i go, and yet no one would ever believe that i literally have a wolverine growing in my pants. hahah that sounds awful, but its true. i cant be bothered to shave bc it grows back after a day and it gets all itchy. and seriously, wax HURTS like a fucker. whats the point of going through that pain if no one's seeing those areas anyways?

    By Anonymous, on 7:06 AM  

  • if being smart enough to know that the removal of pubic hair is fashion and sex automatically means i must be a hairy-snatched feminist [tee hee], what does being anti-circumcision make me?

    chalk me up again, grasshopper.

    By oh please, on 8:17 AM  

  • You guys defending her are being ridiculous. If this was any of the people you don't like (Paris Hilton, Hohan, etc.) you'd all be saying how gross that is. This site is about making fun of everyone, not just people *you*, whoever the fuck you are, *don't* like. They make fun of people I like, but I see the humour in it anyway. She's not the greatest female rocker ever. Janis Joplin and Grace Slick are were about 100 times better than her, and so are girl rockers like The Breeders, L7 and even Wendy O' Williams before she died.

    That is gross on anyone whether they're talented or not. Long sweat soaked pubic hair stuck to her leg while she's flashing her crotch isn't cute, or cool. It's nasty. It's doesn't mean she's a bad singer.

    What the fuck is going on here. I read this whole thread and it sounds like some PJ Harvey fan club found this site, and is new to the concept of "no holds barred" making fun of celebrities. ANY CELEBRITY. That's why I come here. You people need to get a sense of humour and calm the fuck down.

    By wtf?, on 10:41 AM  

  • i've defended her for her cooch, not her music. i've never even heard a single song of hers!!

    By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM  

  • Gross! Put some pants on! Fuck. If I wanted to stare at people's genitals, I'd go to a swinger's cub or a nude beach.

    By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM  

  • She kinda looks like a tranny. She's not a particularly attractive woman and her music is overrated.

    By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM  

  • Anonymous May 14, 2006 7:06 AM

    It's obvious you've never had or are not having any kind of sex (notthatthere'sanythingwrongwiththat) if you have a wolverine growing down there. That doesn't really square too well with the whole being "hot and popular" thing you claim. But, yeah, whatever it takes to get you through the day, right?

    Maybe all the "attention" is because of the smell?

    By i'm laughing too, on 1:23 PM  

  • "oh please" May 14, 2006 8:17 AM
    ...what does being anti-circumcision make me?

    Um, kind of an idiot, actually.

    By master po, on 1:36 PM  

  • personally, i prefer i waxed vag. just makes sex more slippery, slide-y and fun. my question is... why does this whole "hair down there" issue focus on chicks? i was fucking a guy last week and he had so much hair, i literally could not find his balls! when i mentioned the concept of trimming to him, he looked at me like i was speaking latin. of course the solution to this could be we all walk around with a little letter on our foreheads, "S"mooth or "B"ushy, so that like-minded people could have a chance of hooking up...

    By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM  

  • PJ Harvey's music is fantastic...I really don't care about her grooming habits.

    By lennonfan, on 4:28 PM  

  • "i'm laughing too" i know exactly what you're saying! trust me i do. i also PREFER having it bare down there, it looks nicer & it feels nicer, but all i'm saying is that nowadays it just seems that bush automatically makes someone think "ugly person", lol. by the 'hot and popular' thing, i'm not trying to blow my own trumpet here.. its not like we're on myspace and i've got bikini-clad pictures of myself being like "oh yeah, love me, i'm hot", i'm just saying from an objective point of view, i actually do get a lot of male attention yet i know it would absolutely shock them if they knew i went 'au naturale' do you see what i'm saying?

    the reason i havent really bothered to shave/wax recently was, as i mentioned, just bc its either pointless (as shaving grows back within a day or something!) or way too fucking painful (wax) for someone (me) who is not having sex. if i was to be having sex, i would probably shave/wax bc then it'd be worth the pain/hassle. i dont know if i'm making any sense here!

    By Anonymous, on 5:40 PM  

  • master po - yeah, me and most of the rest of the world.

    By oh please, on 5:48 PM  

  • I love that second picture of PJ at the bottom. I think it is über-cute and love her music no matter how hairy her snatch!

    By Anonymous, on 6:50 PM  

  • courtney love is such a waste of space, she needs to go away.

    and as to the hairy bush debate, it's a matter of preference? but we are all still allowed to laugh when we see one.

    By moira, on 10:14 PM  

  • PJ Harvey can do no wrong, leave her alone !! ... Check out Desert Sessions Vol 9 & 10

    By Anonymous, on 9:29 AM  

  • I love PJ Harvey but Courtney looks like she would smell of something really rank!

    By Brandy, on 10:24 AM  

  • oh please - most of the rest of the world isn't anti-circumcision, they just don't perform them. It isn't a political movement.

    By master po, on 1:52 PM  

  • KICK FUCKING ASS!!!! PJ's hairy pp.

    By Butchieboy, on 9:27 AM  

  • Great music? Maybe, I've never heard it. A downstairs that looks like it reaks? Disgusting no matter which was you slice it. She might be the coolest, most non-conformist rocker chick is the history of the world. That doesn't change the fact that this picture conjures up thoughts of sweated, matted and extremely smelly pubic hair. That's really what the post was about. Everyone has their preference, but that just looks like it would be damn itchy to me.

    By Jess, on 11:28 AM  

  • The difference between defending PJ Harvey and complaining about someone like Paris Hilton is that the latter compeletely lives off of her "looks". PJ Harvey is, on the other hand, a talented musician. In my opinion, Paris Hilton et al enter a certain game and can therefore be judged according to certain rules.

    That said, if, like me, you are addicted to celebrity gossip, you really should have a sense of humor about nasty comments.

    By Anonymous, on 8:59 AM  

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