Jake Gyllenhaal Likes to Ride

39 Comments:

  • Where on earth did all of these rumors of JG being gay come from? Is it because he was in Brokeback Mountain? If so, that is stupid. Is it because he hangs out with his male friends? If so, that is stupid as well. Then I guess that pretty much all men are gay then just from the fact that they hang out with other guys...unless of course they have no friends.

    By Anonymous, on 10:29 AM  

  • maybe people think jakey is gay because of those pictures where is caught staring lovingly and longingly in the eyes of his manfriend. hetero guys don't do that. even prissy little metros reserve that type of stare for the women-folk.
    just a thought.

    By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM  

  • JG would respond to these scurrilous allegations about him being gay, but it's hard to talk with two cocks in your mouth.

    By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM  

  • The Jake being gay rumors were around long before Brokeback. Brokeback just sorta confirmed it. Kirsten Dunst doesn't count, either. That chick is one ugly and unconvincing "beard" to have.

    By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM  

  • Mmmm, guys in spandex. Thanks Todd, you've made my lunch hour!

    By Vigilante, on 10:50 AM  

  • Amen, 10:29. I love how our society has progressed unbelievably far in terms of accepting homosexual, but if a man shows that he's anything besides a super-macho douchebag (and if he happens to play a gay role), he's automatically seen as being gay. So, so lame.

    By Anonymous, on 11:08 AM  

  • Todd just continually writes about Jake being gay because he secretly lusts after him. It's okay Todd, we understand, so do a lot of men, though they mostly live in San Francisco.

    By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM  

  • lol 10:44. hilarious.

    By Anonymous, on 11:28 AM  

  • The guy in the middle picture to the left of Jake looks like he's crying.

    Todd secretly wants to pinch Jakes ass.

    By Blonde Vigilante, on 11:29 AM  

  • I don't think Jake's gay, but even if he is, he's still a hottie.

    By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM  

  • Besides, I doubt Jake is having any hot-monkey-butt-love with either of them. He could do so much better!

    By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM  

  • Grasping for straws on this one. Last I checked the wearing of biking shorts or tights is an accurate predictor of sexual preference exactly never.

    By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM  

  • ...there's also that whole "toothy tile" thing. it's just too bad he can't come out because it would hurt his career. he is a beautiful man though!

    By Anonymous, on 12:46 PM  

  • I hear Jake originally hails from Uragay. Only time will tell, but I seriously hope "Brokeback Mountain" is the movie that finishes his career. When he falls down the pit of despair, I hope he takes his no-talent sister with him.

    By jeditemple, on 1:12 PM  

  • anon 12:35, isn't it about time to put on another Liza album?
    straight guys don't wear tights unless it's the Olympics or the Tour de France or whatever. sorry to have to break that one to you.

    By Anonymous, on 1:39 PM  

  • I've been questioning the whole "gay JG" thing myself, never knew where it came from.

    But we gotta read between the lines here: we see papparazzi pictures, but we don't hear what's going on there (the talking, the surroundings) and we definitely don't see his "natural moves", you know, the way he acts when out there. Body language plus suspicious talking may lead to this.

    Why only rumours and not confirmation on any sides? People won't be stupid enough to affirm the dude is gay and get sued, and the dude is smart enough not to let it show in clear pics.

    Dunno what to think about this. Dunno if I care either. I like the actor (as Homer Hickam, Donnie Darko et al), that's just about it.

    TheBrazilRod

    By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM  

  • anon 1:39 - I suppose straight men who cycle seriously wear pleated denim shorts? And all this time I've been wearing real road cycling gear and I didn't even realize I was gay. My wife and daughter sure will be upset when they hear.

    -- anon 12:35

    By Anonymous, on 2:29 PM  

  • You know how I know you're gay, even though you have a wife and kids? See anon 2:29's post.

    By Anonymous, on 3:44 PM  

  • Jake is Toothy Tile, hands down.

    LONG LIVE TC!

    Oh, and IDLYITW, of course...

    By Vigilante, on 4:44 PM  

  • I knew Lance Armstrong was gay. He wears cycling gear...and besides, his name is Lance. He is so busted!

    By Anonymous, on 4:49 PM  

  • i don't question the whole jake-gay thing, i question the whole jake-hotness thing. not.hot.at.all, in my opinion.

    By Anonymous, on 6:03 PM  

  • I hear ya, 6.03. It's like trying to decide whether Woody Woodpecker is gay or not.

    By Jem, on 6:22 PM  

  • Nothing says "cool" like reflectors on a road bike.

    By Anonymous, on 6:27 PM  

  • he looks gayer every time i see him.

    By Anonymous, on 10:18 PM  

  • "Amen, 10:29. I love how our society has progressed unbelievably far in terms of accepting homosexual, but if a man shows that he's anything besides a super-macho douchebag (and if he happens to play a gay role), he's automatically seen as being gay. So, so lame."

    jesus, chill. there are tons of very "gay" sensitive type of people who we all know are straight. johnny depp.. billy corgan, marilyn manson, david bowie..

    but none of them longingly stare at other guys the way jake does. guys just do not look at other guys like that. it's like how ricky martin did pushups on the beach right next to another guy, both in speedos. straight guys don't do that shit. if jake isn't gay, at the very least he's annoying.

    By Anonymous, on 10:22 PM  

  • What a bunch of bigots.

    By Anonymous, on 6:30 AM  

  • David Bowie isn't exactly the best example of "sensitive but straight". He's married to a beautiful woman now, but remember in the 70's he was actually "out" (I guess it turns out he's bisexual).

    By Anonymous, on 8:43 AM  

  • I agree - I don't think wearing bicycle gear makes one gay - I would like to see those pics where he is staring into his "manfriend"s eyes however; that would be the evidence. Besides, you never really hear about him being linked with other women, do you?

    By Anonymous, on 9:15 AM  

  • Ok, enough. The guy on the beach with Ricky Martin was his half-brother, for real, and I doubt they are having sex. Besides, I understand that people who spend time speculating on blogs probably haven't taken the time to travel outside of the US, or out of their home-office for that matter. If you've ever been to Europe or South America, you would know that most men, yes even straight men, wear speedos to the beach. They're not so insecure with their sexuality that they have to hide it in an ill-fitting pair of shorts. If you have a hot bod, like Ricky does, why not show it off (those who don't, please stick to the over-sized board shorts, thanks!).
    That being said, is Ricky gay? Probably, but that has nothing to do with wearing a speedo and playing frisbee with your brother at the beach, in public. He has nothing to hide, unlike people who sit around all day talking about it.

    The real issue here is Jake...who, like Ricky, isn't hiding anything. Nor is he sitting around caring what any of you think. He has the balls to live his life the way he wants, and I respect that. He did a gay role, which is a gamble almost no A-list actors in Hollywood were willing to take. He talked openly, on Oprah, that he doesn't rule out the possibility he could be romantic with another man, and one day might. And he doesn't need a girl on his arm to prove that he's a man. And as far as his talent is concerned (or lack of, as someone had stated), I think the old adage is true: "those who can, do...and those who can't are critics". Enough said.

    Ya'll should take an acting class, go to a bunch of auditions, experience rejection over and over, and see what it's like yourself. Then your opinion might carry some weight. I did it for years with very little success, and trust me it's by far one of the hardest things I have ever done.

    BTW...Marlon Brando, one of the greatest icons of masculinity we've seen in the modern-era, was openly bi-sexual, and admitted it in court during his divorce.

    By Metrohater, on 6:00 PM  

  • Anonymous May 03, 2006 6:30 AM

    Funny, I thought the term bigotry applied in questions of race, creed or nationality, not lifestyle.

    Time to get down off that horse. I'm sure it needs a rest.

    By please, on 6:06 PM  

  • metrohater

    Pfff. Ha ha ha.

    By Anonymous, on 6:07 PM  

  • oh no, there all kinds of biggots.

    By Metrohater, on 6:18 PM  

  • ...and, well, at least my horse has trotted on the same side of the velvet rope as Jake and Ricky's.

    By Metrohater, on 6:22 PM  

  • My previous comment wasn't for you, but:

    'biggots' ... yeah.

    What does the fact you swing both ways - or whatever - have anything to do with what I said?

    "And you people are supposed to be sensitve and sharp?"

    By please, on 4:23 PM  

  • When you decide to ride road bikes more or less regularly, you end up wearing lycra--shorts, tights, jerseys. It's more sport fashions than sexual orientations. Imagine,
    say, the bulky seam of a pair of jeans rubbing the inside of your thigh for a couple hours straight. You learn the worth of flat-seamed lycra shorts and maybe looking *gayer* than you wanted to...

    By Anonymous, on 7:33 PM  

  • The whole "is he gay" thing is SO getting old and stale! If you're a homophobe, then your curiosity is hostile and you level the accusations as a way to harm. If you're not a homophobe, why do you even care? Jake is Jake. From all reports, he's kind, intelligent, emotionally accessible and doesn't marginalize people by trying to label them. He seems like a loving, carefree spirit! A beautiful person inside and out. And he doesn't seem to pass judgement on people. So I wish people would just appreciate him for the seriously fine person he is!

    By Anonymous, on 8:02 PM  

  • Dude, those aren't bike pants, those are Perl Izumi Attack shorts & leg warmers which are perfect for a morning ride because you can whip 'em off if you start to overheat. It's just bike gear. Every biker geek out there dresses that way. If anything, he needs to upgrade his shoes to some Sidis to really fit in.

    By Anonymous, on 8:41 PM  

  • The guy is a fucking 3 dollar bill if I've ever seen one. He probably goes hiking and biking on Pokeback Mountain where him and his butt pirate buddies plow each other without lube.

    It has nothing to do with being a homophobe. It has everything to do with the fact that this guy likes the cock.

    By Anonymous, on 6:26 AM  

  • So now every guy in the world who wears tight bike gear (which is essential on a road bike) and rides Saturday or Sunday morning with his buddies is a 3 dollar bill? Well then, God knows what is happpening in the woods across America every fall when millions of guys take off and go "hunting", or get in a boat and go "fishing". Give me a break and get a life. I agree with 8:41- Sidis or Carnacs.

    By Anonymous, on 11:36 AM  

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