The problem is that she can act, she just chooses not to. Watch 'The Cell' or 'Out of Sight'. She can act, at one point she was even fairly good at it, she just chooses to be crap.
sam, you're crazy. that stuck up bitch can't act OR sing. she can dance and be a gluttonous bitch. those are the only things she knows how to do. oh, and she's really good at being ugly, too.
no, i agree. she USED to be able to act (see "u-turn"). she's so caught up in being j-lo the star, she really doesn't have time for acting anymore, even while on a set. it happens to all of them.
I hate this stupid cow. I wish she'd go away. She wouldn't have been famous if she didn't take all of Selena's heartbroken fans. If Selena was still alive, nobody would give a shit about this fugly, no-talent bitch. Good thing they used Selena's actual songs in that movie because nobody (with good taste in music) would want to listen to J-Ho sing for two hours.
I didn't think she did too well in The Cell, never seen any other movie she was in. Oh wait, that's a lie. Wasn't she in the Wedding Planner? That sucked too.
The thing is -- are you ready for this -- the woman is ape shit fucking insane. An agent doesn't just cast his clients in movies. The client actually has to personally commit to it, so at some point J Lo said the words "Fuck yeah, Ed. I'd love to do Dallas." Then she goes bat shit nuts and says "Holy fuck! I'm doing Dallas!?!?" Fires agent (who she's fired thrice, thus far) and goes to someone else who's looking at the same list of shitty Hollywood projects for her. Way to go, J Lo. I look forward to seeing you in the big screen adaptation of Silver Fucking Spoons next year, bitch.
1. No one wants to work with her because she is married to a psychotic anorexic who just has to be a part of everything she's doing.
2. Everyone is sick of her spreading the booty juice all over the screen.
3. Fuck her for being one part of the sole reason we now have to link every hollywood couple's name together.
4. She should have stayed in ghetto land with Puffy .
Stop trying to be classy darlin'. Everyone knows if it weren't for that ass and your ability to somehow shake your way into hollywood, you'd be doing hair at "Shanika's Cut and Weave."
ICM is one of the best agencies around. The fact that they took her back is a miracle. Who quits there agency and then comes back? Who does that? She did it cause no other BIG agency wants her. She's lucky to even have them. She needs to get on her hands and knees and start sucking a lot of cock to get an agency that's ready to put up with her no talent ass.
She'll be begging ICM to take her back a 4th time, you watch and see. There gonna be fuck J.Lo.
She got the script for Dallas cause that all she can do (remakes and bad movies.) I don't think she as ever done one great movie. She's done REALLY BAD to LAME to just so-so. Selena and Jersey Girl weren't all that. U-Turn give me a break. Name another move she did that GOOD? Seriously. None.
She only make money because of dumb teenage girls who don't know what good music is... unless in was dumped on there heads like a ton of bricks. She will be on Vh1 "Where are they now?" real soon.
If you truly think about it, any "good" movie she was in was not because of her. And if it was, it was only because of her star (read: whore) power. Do you honestly think movies like the Cell (Which, yes, I did see, and yes, I did enjoy.) were only good because of her? Maybe she vomitted a few decent lines onto the screen, but face it, people only like her because of what she is in all her superficial glory. And now that she's aging and married no one gives a crap about her. Oh, how the mighty fall. Beautiful, wonderful irony.
I like that movie where she kicks her husbands ASS!! Too bad I can't remember the name of it tho. Jlo..she's the type of person that I hate to love and love to hate.
Oh and PS..Hollywood was classy way back in the days...have you seen the white trash in Hollyweird lately??
Matbe she can't get work cause she is a bitch. Don't blame your agent they can only do so much with her nasty attitude. Someone should tell her you kill more flies with Honey than viniger.
I'm no J-Lo fan, but she was a decent actress once. People forgot that once she made an album, I think. She is capable but she just chooses crap now. Out of Sight was awesome, and she was good in it. Unfortunately, I don't think she could ever return to roles like that, because no-one gives a damn anymore.
Um..J-Lo..hello?? Those are the parts you were offered...that speaks for itself right there. Not your agents fault. If you are that concerned, why don't you work on your "craft" - ie., do some theater, hone your "talent", and go out and seek the roles you want and AUDITION yourself!!! Oh, wait, I'm sorry, I forgot, you're now just another lazy star who thinks everything needs to be handed to you on a silver platter. Someone needs to deflate that ballooned ego of yours with a nice straight pin!!!
Fuck all you haters.... I know at one point you all either liked her songs, watched her movies or fantasized about her in one way or another. Get on with your own lives, 15 nanoseconds of fame are up.
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Yeah but, see the pajiba add with the chick touching her behind . cant you just hear the "pssssssst"
Nice!
By another ToDD, on 5:09 PM
The problem is that she can act, she just chooses not to. Watch 'The Cell' or 'Out of Sight'. She can act, at one point she was even fairly good at it, she just chooses to be crap.
By sam991, on 5:10 PM
sam, you're crazy. that stuck up bitch can't act OR sing. she can dance and be a gluttonous bitch. those are the only things she knows how to do. oh, and she's really good at being ugly, too.
By Anonymous, on 5:30 PM
"Pack your bags, everybody. Someone's taking us on a power trip" fucking awesome.
By Anonymous, on 5:31 PM
no, i agree. she USED to be able to act (see "u-turn"). she's so caught up in being j-lo the star, she really doesn't have time for acting anymore, even while on a set. it happens to all of them.
By Anonymous, on 5:33 PM
does putting a belt on your sweatshirt somehow make it better than the crappy old sweatshirt i do the yardwork in?
By Anonymous, on 5:35 PM
I hate this stupid cow. I wish she'd go away. She wouldn't have been famous if she didn't take all of Selena's heartbroken fans. If Selena was still alive, nobody would give a shit about this fugly, no-talent bitch. Good thing they used Selena's actual songs in that movie because nobody (with good taste in music) would want to listen to J-Ho sing for two hours.
By Anonymous, on 5:38 PM
"Brassieres are located on the 4th floor, Ms. Lo. Might I suggest you pick one up? Or even both?"
By Stephanie, on 6:23 PM
Haaaa, Stephanie! That shit's hilarious!
I didn't think she did too well in The Cell, never seen any other movie she was in. Oh wait, that's a lie. Wasn't she in the Wedding Planner? That sucked too.
And I don't like her music too much either....
By Vigilante, on 7:01 PM
The thing is -- are you ready for this -- the woman is ape shit fucking insane. An agent doesn't just cast his clients in movies. The client actually has to personally commit to it, so at some point J Lo said the words "Fuck yeah, Ed. I'd love to do Dallas." Then she goes bat shit nuts and says "Holy fuck! I'm doing Dallas!?!?" Fires agent (who she's fired thrice, thus far) and goes to someone else who's looking at the same list of shitty Hollywood projects for her. Way to go, J Lo. I look forward to seeing you in the big screen adaptation of Silver Fucking Spoons next year, bitch.
By Anonymous, on 8:40 PM
1. No one wants to work with her because she is married to a psychotic anorexic who just has to be a part of everything she's doing.
2. Everyone is sick of her spreading the booty juice all over the screen.
3. Fuck her for being one part of the sole reason we now have to link every hollywood couple's name together.
4. She should have stayed in ghetto land with Puffy .
Stop trying to be classy darlin'. Everyone knows if it weren't for that ass and your ability to somehow shake your way into hollywood, you'd be doing hair at "Shanika's Cut and Weave."
By Anonymous, on 8:59 PM
She was excellent in Out of Sight. And that's a scientific fact!
By Anonymous, on 11:19 PM
ICM is one of the best agencies around. The fact that they took her back is a miracle. Who quits there agency and then comes back? Who does that? She did it cause no other BIG agency wants her. She's lucky to even have them. She needs to get on her hands and knees and start sucking a lot of cock to get an agency that's ready to put up with her no talent ass.
She'll be begging ICM to take her back a 4th time, you watch and see. There gonna be fuck J.Lo.
She got the script for Dallas cause that all she can do (remakes and bad movies.) I don't think she as ever done one great movie. She's done REALLY BAD to LAME to just so-so. Selena and Jersey Girl weren't all that. U-Turn give me a break. Name another move she did that GOOD? Seriously. None.
She only make money because of dumb teenage girls who don't know what good music is... unless in was dumped on there heads like a ton of bricks. She will be on Vh1 "Where are they now?" real soon.
Sorry J.Bitch your 15 is up with a quickness!
By Anonymous, on 12:23 AM
If you truly think about it, any "good" movie she was in was not because of her. And if it was, it was only because of her star (read: whore) power. Do you honestly think movies like the Cell (Which, yes, I did see, and yes, I did enjoy.) were only good because of her? Maybe she vomitted a few decent lines onto the screen, but face it, people only like her because of what she is in all her superficial glory. And now that she's aging and married no one gives a crap about her. Oh, how the mighty fall. Beautiful, wonderful irony.
By Todd's Baby Momma, on 12:54 AM
Typical J-Ho. You've got to be hard up for cash and verbal abuse to work for that bitch.
By Laurie, on 6:17 AM
I like that movie where she kicks her husbands ASS!! Too bad I can't remember the name of it tho. Jlo..she's the type of person that I hate to love and love to hate.
Oh and PS..Hollywood was classy way back in the days...have you seen the white trash in Hollyweird lately??
By Anonymous, on 6:54 AM
"Dallas - a TV remake that will probably flop"
I'm pretty sure it will, but mostly because J. Lo is going to be in it.
By Type (little) a, on 7:34 AM
She's boring. Her arrogance and her overblown sense of entitlement are boring.
*yawn*
Next!
By Anonymous, on 7:51 AM
I completely agree that if Selena was still alive Jennifer Lopez would not have any of this life. She owes EVERTHING to her!!!
It also amazes me how much she copied Selena as well. Selena was a singer who owned a boutique who did was also doing many things.
I wonder if Jennifer has ever gone to Selena's gravesite.
By Anonymous, on 8:26 AM
Matbe she can't get work cause she is a bitch. Don't blame your agent they can only do so much with her nasty attitude. Someone should tell her you kill more flies with Honey than viniger.
By Anonymous, on 8:34 AM
J.Ho
Stop with the head scarves already! Are you trying to look like a Jewish grandma in Miami Beach? Jeez!
Anyway, you suck, you are way too full of yourself, and you are married to a corpse.
Please never reproduce.
By Anonymous, on 8:44 AM
I'm no J-Lo fan, but she was a decent actress once. People forgot that once she made an album, I think. She is capable but she just chooses crap now. Out of Sight was awesome, and she was good in it. Unfortunately, I don't think she could ever return to roles like that, because no-one gives a damn anymore.
By Anonymous, on 9:00 AM
Um..J-Lo..hello?? Those are the parts you were offered...that speaks for itself right there. Not your agents fault. If you are that concerned, why don't you work on your "craft" - ie., do some theater, hone your "talent", and go out and seek the roles you want and AUDITION yourself!!!
Oh, wait, I'm sorry, I forgot, you're now just another lazy star who thinks everything needs to be handed to you on a silver platter.
Someone needs to deflate that ballooned ego of yours with a nice straight pin!!!
By Anonymous, on 9:37 AM
J-Lo is still making movies?
By Brandy, on 10:12 AM
Out of Sight was horrible! Who are you people??
By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM
Every time I see the likes of her or Katie Holmes in a movie these days, I can't help but feel a gag reflex.
By Sweet, on 10:57 AM
Not intended to defend her bitchiness or anything at all.
But damn, her skin is just gorgeous.
Maybe she's preggers. She seems so glow-y.
By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM
She looks Terribel!!!! God i'm so over HER.
By Mateo, on 6:38 PM
Yuck!! She needs to put a bra on, even for her small boobies, they should not be allowed to flap so low.
By Anonymous, on 6:02 PM
One word, people . . . "Gigli".
By Anonymous, on 8:19 PM
J-lo is beautiful, with her smashed nose it makes her beauty unique, she is the prettiest latina in the biz, next to Eva.
By Anonymous, on 11:18 AM
Fuck all you haters.... I know at one point you all either liked her songs, watched her movies or fantasized about her in one way or another. Get on with your own lives, 15 nanoseconds of fame are up.
By Anonymous, on 6:02 AM
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