It absolutely isn't Jessica! HA! What a bunch of suckers those rowers are! The nose is completely wrong, bridge and nostrils. They obviously don't really know what she looks like, so any blonde will do. How embarrassing!
Well, Jessica doesn't have a bumpy nose, it isn't Asslee because she now has a straight, short and big nose. Obviously this isn't Jessica Simpson. It's not even ugly ass Shitney, it must be Xtinka!!!
Jessica DOES have a bumpy nose just like her sister had the same nose before she had a nose job last month. Jessica will probably do the same thing since she already had a breast lift and implants when she lost that weight.
Yeah. 'Jessica Simpson' is just one of those names that's so rare and unique there can't possibly be anyone else in the world with the same.
But hey, what do you expect from rowers? Those guys have to be told when to put their oars in the water and pull by a midget called a 'coxswain', affectionately referred to as a 'cox'.
Hey Jessica, where's my money? (Smack!) Where's my money? (Smack!) Gonna tell me where my money is, bitch? (Smack!) Where's my money?! Oh, you got money to buy a fake moustache...how much did that cost? Two dollars?! (Smack!) Where's my money?! (Smack!)
Are you serious? You think we're jealous of Jessica Simpson? Yes, I would love to be 25 with a failing career, a failed marriage, a father who thinks I'm his ticket to wealthy living, and absolutely no talent whatsoever, JUST BECAUSE THEN MAYBE I COULD HAVE BEAUTIFUL SKIN.
Her skin may be beautiful, but she stains it orange with all that tanner.
I'll take my normal, non-hollywood life with my normal, non-hollywood skin, thank you very much.
Hello her skin is airbrushed in nearly every picture...she used to use Proactiv cause she had such shitty skin in the first place, remember?! And all that orange self-tanner doesn't help, makes her look cheap and tawdry...not to mention that wig she was wearing the other day was totally fugly...need I go on? LOSER!
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I'm not sure if that's Jessica or not. Either way I'd plow her.
By Anonymous, on 5:40 PM
I'm not sure if that's Jessica or not. Either way I'd punch her in the face.
By Anonymous, on 5:49 PM
that looks more like ashlee simpson to me.
By Hieronymous Cock, on 6:13 PM
It absolutely isn't Jessica! HA! What a bunch of suckers those rowers are!
The nose is completely wrong, bridge and nostrils.
They obviously don't really know what she looks like, so any blonde will do. How embarrassing!
By Loob, on 8:01 PM
"I'm not sure if that's Jessica or not. Either way I'd punch her in the face."
LOL 5:49!!!
By Loob, on 8:39 PM
looks more like britney to me... does anyone else see that?
By Anonymous, on 8:48 PM
I was just going to say that it looks like Britney!
By Anonymous, on 9:58 PM
Well, Jessica doesn't have a bumpy nose, it isn't Asslee because she now has a straight, short and big nose. Obviously this isn't Jessica Simpson. It's not even ugly ass Shitney, it must be Xtinka!!!
By Anonymous, on 10:56 PM
Jessica DOES have a bumpy nose just like her sister had the same nose before she had a nose job last month. Jessica will probably do the same thing since she already had a breast lift and implants when she lost that weight.
By Anonymous, on 11:22 PM
If the guys are telling the truth about her drivers license, no need to waste time with all the, "it's her sis..no..it's her...no it's her dad" crap.
Her dad makes me want to throw up a little, but you gotta give the guy something...he got two girls who have little talent, into the bright lights.
Jessica looks like an over-botoxed tranny. She's getting even uglier with each botox treatment. I'm totally flummoxed by that.
By Anonymous, on 2:53 AM
Yeah. 'Jessica Simpson' is just one of those names that's so rare and unique there can't possibly be anyone else in the world with the same.
But hey, what do you expect from rowers? Those guys have to be told when to put their oars in the water and pull by a midget called a 'coxswain', affectionately referred to as a 'cox'.
Retards, basically.
By cap'n bligh, on 10:09 AM
Hey Jessica, where's my money? (Smack!) Where's my money? (Smack!) Gonna tell me where my money is, bitch? (Smack!) Where's my money?! Oh, you got money to buy a fake moustache...how much did that cost? Two dollars?! (Smack!) Where's my money?! (Smack!)
Go get yourself cleaned up.
By jeditemple, on 10:34 AM
She reminds me of a duck
By Anonymous, on 9:51 PM
Give me a break, you all would kill to have skin that looks that beautiful and flawless in a pic!!
So jealous! And no, I'm not even a simpson fan, but that is a good picture regardless of who it is.
By Anonymous, on 8:24 PM
That is soo jessica doing her weird smile, i never thought she way BEAUTIFUl and this pic. proves me right
By Anonymous, on 8:59 PM
Is this what she left her husband for?
By Anonymous, on 10:05 AM
Anon 8:24PM
Are you serious? You think we're jealous of Jessica Simpson? Yes, I would love to be 25 with a failing career, a failed marriage, a father who thinks I'm his ticket to wealthy living, and absolutely no talent whatsoever, JUST BECAUSE THEN MAYBE I COULD HAVE BEAUTIFUL SKIN.
Her skin may be beautiful, but she stains it orange with all that tanner.
I'll take my normal, non-hollywood life with my normal, non-hollywood skin, thank you very much.
By Anonymous, on 10:23 AM
I did notice that her skin appears to more orange. She recently change her hair to brown. Wonder what color she'll choose next.
By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM
i think she looks more like ashlee-after the nose job.
By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM
Hello her skin is airbrushed in nearly every picture...she used to use Proactiv cause she had such shitty skin in the first place, remember?! And all that orange self-tanner doesn't help, makes her look cheap and tawdry...not to mention that wig she was wearing the other day was totally fugly...need I go on? LOSER!
By Anonymous, on 12:40 PM
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