I love how Britney continues to redefine "pathetic." I am entertained by her low self-esteem and her attempt to hold on to this fertile piece of trash. I should pay for this kind of comedy.
I love that fact that nobody see the big picture here. K-Fed single handedly end what career Britney Spears had. I'm telling you know second kid=career ender. She'll never be hot again.
He spending ALL her money!! He has all his homies come over with new hotness and strippers. He cheating like a champ. He so BAd at it he needs a babysitter. HAHA. I love it.
Plus, he still has enough time to come home and bang fat Britney and her knocked up again. I swear to you they will be divorced soon... and she going to be stuck with the bag.
Does she have a brain that says. " Tell this Kato-fucktard to stop cummin' inside me!"
I mean come on dumb bitch get a clue. If she's that D to U to M to fuckin' B to realize shit...she deserves it.
That muthafucker is straight "Living The Dream" and the best part is Britney's hillbilly ass can't realize it cause she it love. HAHAHA. wow.
Does anyone else think girls like Britney or, say, Angelina Jolie (or many other female celebs), would be with completely different kinds of men if they didn't have bodyguards?
The African-American Male in that picture is a rapper that is writing a number of the raps on "k-fed's" new album. You can read a feature story on him in the newest copy of XXL. He is not a bodyguard or a babysitter. He is a contracted employee. He is also related to a few record label heads and at least one rap artist.
^ Why didn't you just write "black guy"? God, I hate PC bullshit. You wouldn't have called K-Fed "that Caucasian Male". And the fact that he's "writing raps" for this douchebag's album just means he's a douchebag, too. I'm not going to get a magazine and read about his dumb ass.
For crying out loud, are we talking about adult people here??
She has a male babysitter (!), the guy doesn't like her husband's behavior (which seems to be none of his business anyway) and walks out (!). She pouts (!), calls the male babysitter back and promise him that hubby will have his own babysitter (!) from now on, and THAT THIS IS NOT OPEN FOR DISCUSSION (!) ??
This sounds like a really sad sitcom. A cross between My Name is Earl and The Osbournes, showing only the unfunny parts.
BTW, Spears' role in Will & Grace was the most terrible 'special part' in the history of TV. If that show had never jumped the shark before (and it has), this was a red blinking alert with 120 teeth.
It's interesting how Britney's most trusted people are bailing out on her. Does anyone remember Felicia Culotta, Britney's personal assistant? GONE... She saw the writing on the wall and got the heck outta Dodge.
Now Britney's body guards are grabbing chutes and bailing out, as "Federline Airlines" plummets to a fiery demise.
He always looks like he's staring into the sun. This guy has to be the biggest waste of space and money since Paris Hilton. "Blades don't need reloading" indeed.
What's with the thin lip on this douche-bag anyway? It looks like he's trying to do a Snoop-Dog. I'm no fan of rap but Snoop is cool and should be outta his fahizzle with this white trash drizzle making faces behind his bajizzle.
Oh god, he is SO REPULSIVE. I just threw up in my mouth a little. I *could* pity him because he's thoroughly stupid and slimey and ugly, but he also has that smug, self-congratulatory, deluded conceit... and that just makes me want to punch his face in.
K-Fed has no lips because they are being drawn inward...because he sucks so bad. In fact, this mass-sucking has created an instability in the space-time continuum. Should this be allowed to continue, his face will be pulled in next, followed by his wife-beaters, and then the rest of his withered body. This concentration of suckage will be so great, that the force of gravity will prevent anything past its event horizon from escaping it...even light...or Britney Spears.
Just because you are paid to produce/write songs on someones CD doesnt mean you have to hang out with them. Way to go black guy, you now have no street cred and are a douchebag.
Vigilante, the chainsaw & acid comment has confirmed what I have believed for some time now....you are my fucking hero!!! Surely if we all got together and chipped in a couple bucks, we could persuade the CIA agent to kill him? Violently and very drawn out? It'll be "Hostel: K-Fed"
Surely "friend" refers to the "friend" that's in K-Fuck's/Douche's wallet? I know the guy doesn't have any real friends that aren't ripping him off. Oh, I'm waiting ever so patiently to see the guy drive that car into the nearest groupie he's going to screw and then get sent away and give us some ounce of peace for the next 30 years. Hell, maybe I can just push one of the bitches (e.g. "Daniela" in the Charlize makeout post) in front of that baby and see how long it takes him to remember the gas pedal is not a substitute for Pepto Bismol.
Anon 9:48: No, I don't think K-Fungus is good enough to be a skid mark. Or even an asshole, as others have called him. No, he's not that, that guy is so putrid he's the whole damn colon. So how's "Walking Colonoscopy"? -- Although "Fuck you" is a good shortened nickname.
Oh Britney, Britney. How the mighty fall. Never thought Karma would be your biggest foe, did you?
"The only thing that will be allowed to escape is his pungent odour. Let's call it Kfed-Hawking radiation."
Addendum, you are absolutely right! I refigured the equation to account for his aroma and it indeed defies gravity! I do believe we have stumbled onto a great discovery that could make FTL travel possible. It's likely that this "Kfed-Hawking radiation" opened a wormhole from his universe into ours. I always suspected that he was an invader from another universe... A "Wiggerverse" if you will...
Anyone want to take bets as to how many kids Brit is gonna pop out within the next 5 years? I don't want to give an exact number but I bet she could have her own ready made baseball team.
Jeditemple and Addendum, you guys are too fricking funny. Thanks for that.
I've got a new one: K-Shitsack.
And "sack" as in bag, you perverts.
Brandy, I dunno about that one. I had already bet my roommate that she wasn't pregnant this time -- zee redneck iz eeevul. I know she'll defy me just out of spite for all the names I've called her. I honestly think this will be the last inbred behemoth we'll have to deal with polluting this planet. Eventually all of that K-Sperm is just going to make Britney stop ovulating. Or, at least the scientists researching algae will when they ship Britney to her natural habitat (a.k.a. the Fiery Pits of Hell) and Guinness Book of World Records declares her word's largest piece of pond scum.
46 Comments:
Hunt for Red October refrence? Let's make out.
By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM
I. Hate. This. Asshole. Maybe the former CIA agent needs to make him disappear.
By Anonymous, on 11:00 AM
He looks stoned off his ass in these pictures. Driving a Ferrari after smoking a blunt = smart.
By Anonymous, on 11:01 AM
Karma is going to destroy this douchebag. He's coming back in another life as a giant piece of shit.
By Anonymous, on 11:08 AM
I love how Britney continues to redefine "pathetic." I am entertained by her low self-esteem and her attempt to hold on to this fertile piece of trash. I should pay for this kind of comedy.
By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM
haha. yeah he does. my guess is that paper bag is probably full of nugs and black & milds
By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM
God I can not WAIT till they get divorced and she gets hot again.
By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM
i hate his man-capris.
By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM
Ha ha. I wonder if she's using the nanny she fired?
By Brandy, on 11:57 AM
How nice. K'fed's Bodyguard carry's his lunch to school for him.
By Anonymous, on 12:04 PM
I love that fact that nobody see the big picture here. K-Fed single handedly end what career Britney Spears had.
I'm telling you know second kid=career ender. She'll never be hot again.
He spending ALL her money!! He has all his homies come over with new hotness and strippers. He cheating like a champ. He so BAd at it he needs a babysitter. HAHA. I love it.
Plus, he still has enough time to come home and bang fat Britney and her knocked up again. I swear to you they will be divorced soon... and she going to be stuck with the bag.
Does she have a brain that says. " Tell this Kato-fucktard to stop cummin' inside me!"
I mean come on dumb bitch get a clue. If she's that D to U to M to fuckin' B to realize shit...she deserves it.
That muthafucker is straight "Living The Dream" and the best part is Britney's hillbilly ass can't realize it cause she it love. HAHAHA. wow.
Moral of POST:
Dumb Bitches=Deserve it
I'd rock her Ferrari though!
By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM
the instant you realize you have to hire a baby-sitter for your husband is the same instant you should realize YOU SHOULDN'T BE WITH HIM...
Duh... entertaining, but duh none the less
By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM
I have a theory/question:
Does anyone else think girls like Britney or, say, Angelina Jolie (or many other female celebs), would be with completely different kinds of men if they didn't have bodyguards?
Do you see what I'm getting at?
By wondering, again, on 12:43 PM
exactly. they would find REAL MEN to be with, instead of these sissified metro wannabees.
By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM
The African-American Male in that picture is a rapper that is writing a number of the raps on "k-fed's" new album. You can read a feature story on him in the newest copy of XXL. He is not a bodyguard or a babysitter. He is a contracted employee. He is also related to a few record label heads and at least one rap artist.
By Anonymous, on 1:18 PM
^ Why didn't you just write "black guy"? God, I hate PC bullshit. You wouldn't have called K-Fed "that Caucasian Male". And the fact that he's "writing raps" for this douchebag's album just means he's a douchebag, too. I'm not going to get a magazine and read about his dumb ass.
By Anonymous, on 1:21 PM
For crying out loud, are we talking about adult people here??
She has a male babysitter (!), the guy doesn't like her husband's behavior (which seems to be none of his business anyway) and walks out (!). She pouts (!), calls the male babysitter back and promise him that hubby will have his own babysitter (!) from now on, and THAT THIS IS NOT OPEN FOR DISCUSSION (!) ??
This sounds like a really sad sitcom. A cross between My Name is Earl and The Osbournes, showing only the unfunny parts.
BTW, Spears' role in Will & Grace was the most terrible 'special part' in the history of TV. If that show had never jumped the shark before (and it has), this was a red blinking alert with 120 teeth.
TheB-Rod
By Anonymous, on 2:38 PM
Isn't XXL fatty porn?
By Jess, on 2:42 PM
It's interesting how Britney's most trusted people are bailing out on her. Does anyone remember Felicia Culotta, Britney's personal assistant? GONE... She saw the writing on the wall and got the heck outta Dodge.
Now Britney's body guards are grabbing chutes and bailing out, as "Federline Airlines" plummets to a fiery demise.
By jeditemple, on 3:09 PM
Hopefully Kevin's babysitter will prevent him from impregnating the groupies he's bound to start fucking and already has.
Good population control. A babysitter will have to be his vasectomy for now.
This is good news! =)
By Anonymous, on 3:45 PM
I've got a better idea on how to give K-Tard a vasectomy. It involves a chainsaw and sulphuric acid.
And no band-aids.
By Vigilante, on 4:01 PM
Maybe male babysitter could just punch him in the balls.
By Anonymous, on 4:09 PM
i despise that smirk he always has on that sleazy face... he deserves a good beating
By anonymous, on 4:25 PM
Shar Jackson is somewhere right now laughing her ass off...
By Anonymous, on 5:08 PM
you want to double tap?
By todd's sex slave, on 5:12 PM
He always looks like he's staring into the sun. This guy has to be the biggest waste of space and money since Paris Hilton. "Blades don't need reloading" indeed.
By Anonymous, on 5:32 PM
What's with the thin lip on this douche-bag anyway? It looks like he's trying to do a Snoop-Dog. I'm no fan of rap but Snoop is cool and should be outta his fahizzle with this white trash drizzle making faces behind his bajizzle.
By skinnylickingood, on 6:02 PM
k-douche's babysitter has mad weed in that bag, yo.
By Anonymous, on 6:51 PM
Guess you can't have the allowance without the babysitter, huh?
By Anonymous, on 7:11 PM
Oh god, he is SO REPULSIVE.
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
I *could* pity him because he's thoroughly stupid and slimey and ugly,
but he also has that smug, self-congratulatory, deluded conceit... and that just makes me want to punch his face in.
By Loob, on 7:20 PM
cOME ON bRITNEY WAKE UP AND WALK AWAY NOW WITH SOME DIGNITY STILL IN TACT. THE KIDS WONT RUIN YOUR CAREER, YOUR HUSBAND WILL.
THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE A LOSER ON A FREE RIDE..
By Anonymous, on 7:41 PM
K-Fed has no lips because they are being drawn inward...because he sucks so bad. In fact, this mass-sucking has created an instability in the space-time continuum. Should this be allowed to continue, his face will be pulled in next, followed by his wife-beaters, and then the rest of his withered body. This concentration of suckage will be so great, that the force of gravity will prevent anything past its event horizon from escaping it...even light...or Britney Spears.
Here's the math to support my theory:
S = \frac{K-FEDkc^3}{4\hbar G}
Where "G" = Britney's fat ass.
By jeditemple, on 9:40 PM
UUUUUGH.... WHHHHYYYYY.
I hate reading about him, but I just love ragging on him.
Come on everyone.. lets see how many names we can make up for him.
Douche, Douchebag seem to be popular.. so lets think of some more.
I'll go first...
Skidmark
By Anonymous, on 9:48 PM
kevin federline = proof that it's important for people to know what race they are.
By Anonymous, on 3:45 AM
jeditemple,
The only thing that will be allowed to escape is his pungent odour. Let's call it Kfed-Hawking radiation.
By addendum, on 4:57 AM
Buy a hat that fits, you goat spackled pie hole. How's that 9:48?
By Ben Dover, on 8:07 AM
Just because you are paid to produce/write songs on someones CD doesnt mean you have to hang out with them. Way to go black guy, you now have no street cred and are a douchebag.
By Anonymous, on 8:13 AM
Vigilante, the chainsaw & acid comment has confirmed what I have believed for some time now....you are my fucking hero!!!
Surely if we all got together and chipped in a couple bucks, we could persuade the CIA agent to kill him? Violently and very drawn out? It'll be "Hostel: K-Fed"
By Anonymous, on 8:51 AM
Surely "friend" refers to the "friend" that's in K-Fuck's/Douche's wallet? I know the guy doesn't have any real friends that aren't ripping him off. Oh, I'm waiting ever so patiently to see the guy drive that car into the nearest groupie he's going to screw and then get sent away and give us some ounce of peace for the next 30 years. Hell, maybe I can just push one of the bitches (e.g. "Daniela" in the Charlize makeout post) in front of that baby and see how long it takes him to remember the gas pedal is not a substitute for Pepto Bismol.
Anon 9:48: No, I don't think K-Fungus is good enough to be a skid mark. Or even an asshole, as others have called him. No, he's not that, that guy is so putrid he's the whole damn colon. So how's "Walking Colonoscopy"? -- Although "Fuck you" is a good shortened nickname.
Oh Britney, Britney. How the mighty fall. Never thought Karma would be your biggest foe, did you?
By Gina, on 9:58 AM
"The only thing that will be allowed to escape is his pungent odour. Let's call it Kfed-Hawking radiation."
Addendum, you are absolutely right! I refigured the equation to account for his aroma and it indeed defies gravity! I do believe we have stumbled onto a great discovery that could make FTL travel possible. It's likely that this "Kfed-Hawking radiation" opened a wormhole from his universe into ours. I always suspected that he was an invader from another universe... A "Wiggerverse" if you will...
By jeditemple, on 11:06 AM
Anyone want to take bets as to how many kids Brit is gonna pop out within the next 5 years? I don't want to give an exact number but I bet she could have her own ready made baseball team.
By Brandy, on 12:46 PM
Jeditemple and Addendum, you guys are too fricking funny. Thanks for that.
I've got a new one: K-Shitsack.
And "sack" as in bag, you perverts.
Brandy, I dunno about that one. I had already bet my roommate that she wasn't pregnant this time -- zee redneck iz eeevul. I know she'll defy me just out of spite for all the names I've called her. I honestly think this will be the last inbred behemoth we'll have to deal with polluting this planet. Eventually all of that K-Sperm is just going to make Britney stop ovulating. Or, at least the scientists researching algae will when they ship Britney to her natural habitat (a.k.a. the Fiery Pits of Hell) and Guinness Book of World Records declares her word's largest piece of pond scum.
Now how about bets on how soon that will happen?
By Gina, on 1:02 PM
Hilarious how Britney thinks that Douche will continue to appear in clubs. Headlines will read "Douche's new record causes America to read again!"
Oh, and I'm now calling K-Fed "Douche" from now on.
By The librarian, on 2:59 PM
He is just so very, very ugly.
By Anonymous, on 4:53 PM
Another thing, why does he always wear capri pants. I hate that smug look on his face also. It just makes me sick.
By Anonymous, on 4:57 PM
he must give some amazing dick cause i can't imagine any other reason for any woman to get with this man.
By Cheetarah1980, on 9:26 PM
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