Do you think saggy tits are her biggest problem? She is married to a loser, has one kid and another on the way. Both of which she will probably contribute to killing due to her redneck stupidity. Fugly breasts aren't her biggest problem. Justin has to be thanking his lucky stars. He dodged a bullet.
I wish she woul djust go to a nice salon, get a decent make-over, gosome place where they sell supportive bras and then get some clothes that enhance her figure... Is that really too much to ask?
Millions of what? Brain cells? Not likely. I'd be more inclined to think he's got millions of germs...or delusions of grandeur...than millions of dollars.
I like Federlame, Jude! Maybe we could start a petition to get him to legally change his name to "K-Tard Federlame". It's fitting.
Sheesh! I can't believe that Britty went from "FHM's World's Sexiest Woman" two years ago...to how she looks now. Her flabby arms are creating wind drag as she walks down the street, and never mind her breasts, her hair looks like painted Astro-turf since it's been dyed so much. I agree with anon:7:54 - Justin dodged a bullet!
I know how her security team works. Before you can even manage to attack Britney you look at that guy standing behind her and are immediately sent into a fit of hysterics and become unable to function.
geez, so sad. herhair-who the hell would color it that color? it looks HORRIBLE!!! her makeup... i am assuming no make up artist would do that, so she did it on her own. ok, has she not learned ANYTHING from all her years of having her face painted daily???!!!
and, her pants, WHY are they always a foot too long?
HAHA. The saddest part about these photos is that it looks like she actually TRIED to put herself together before going out, but failed miserably. Ugh, she is just hideous.
WANTED:Two "gangsta" looking guys, preferably black, to stand next to famous up-and-coming rapper for photo shoot. Compensation commensurate with "gangsta-ness." Must be able to stand next to rapper for extended periods of time and KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE--like your drivers license photo. You get to stand next to a really expensive car rented for the shoot. Great for resume. Contact Herb Leibowitz at 305-555-1298
ok, i just have to say that i don't think i would be able to get out of bed if i was married to K-Fed. i certainly wouldn't be able to go out in public.
Brit, get rid of him--then maybe you'll feel like wearing a bra and such--depression hurts everyone.
William Crawford? William Crawford. That's the least ghetto name ever. In fact, i think i've met that guy, he was the president of an oil company and lived in New England.
BRIT IS FINISHED, SHES SAGGY AND BAGGY NOW AND KFED IS A NO TALENT BLOOD SUCKING LEECH, HE WANTS TO BE GANGSTA, HE NEEDS TO GET SHOT IN A DRIVE BY THATS THE ONLY WAY IT WILL HAPPEN
she made her choice, she got into a relationship with this loser who couldnt even take care of his other kid and pregnent girlfriend, brit gets what she deserves
Wear a bra and hem your pants, child. and are you anchoring down with that necklace? Oh please spend some money on a stylist if you're not going to mind these things on your own...
What in the world does she see in K-Fed? He's like the biggest loser on the planet and obviously has to ask someone else for help because he has no talent. She looks ok...whatever, maybe that's her stylist walking next to her...
"K-Tard Federlame" - awesome! That last picture is quite devastating in it's grossness. Why does she insist on staying in LA when she has no career to speak of other than nasty tabloid target? And going around looking like that? What a stupid hick moo cow.
I think it's a PR trick...Britney goes in public with her breats between her knees, and everyone forgets that K-Tard Federlame is standing on a freaking car!!!! in manpris!!!!!! with pristine white shoes!!!!! and a white fedora!!!! and a water bottle!!!(ok seriously, that last one confuses me...) Come on people, focus!! This tool cannot go unridiculed!! And really, is anyone surprised that he didn't write his own songs?? Do people actually think he is literate?
I've never seen K-fed wering jeans or something. He's constantly wearing those shorts. I remember the pics of him in those shorts when Britney was first time pregnant.
And why are her straps ALWAYS falling down? Jeez. She doesn't even look like the same person from 2 years ago. And it looks like the truck she is passing says "Majestic Fug Cleaners". The universe is trying to tell her something. You know, like dump that contagious walking hemorrhoid you married and do some dang sit-ups!!!
I have to agree with anon 11:43- we are focusing WAY too much on Dumb Shitney's saggy boobs. Yes they are saggy and absolutely horrid but we really must focus on K-Tard Federlame. That name is sooo perfect. I hope it really catches on. Jude you are brilliant for coming up with that. He is such a loser that he can't do anything by himself (except impregnate).
Don't you people understand basic engineering? The chains around her neck were holding those saggy things up! It's all part of a counter-weight that she wears on her back. Unfortunately, like her straps...they tend to come loose. That's why her security guards are clearing a path around her -- so innocent pedestrians won't get waylaid by those jugs slinging around.
At this rate, she won't even have to lean down to feed the baby.
Why I bet K-fed didn't even check to make sure there were no little pebbles stuck in between the treads on his sneaks before jumping on the hood of that beauty.
Just looking at the pic makes me wince. To top it all, I don't think the car is even his!
"But here on th' West Coast, the kid is a-shittin' the old man's a-posin' and muh dugs are a-draggin' the press is a-stalkin' and my star is a-fadin' and ...one's on the way"
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Britney has the saggiest, most unappealing looking breasts. That girl really needs to put on a bra and keep it on.
By Anonymous, on 7:25 AM
She really needs to wear a bra.
By Anonymous, on 7:33 AM
Does anyone else think it's a little funny that she's in one picture in front of an ad for rug cleaning?
By Anonymous, on 7:36 AM
Do you think saggy tits are her biggest problem? She is married to a loser, has one kid and another on the way. Both of which she will probably contribute to killing due to her redneck stupidity. Fugly breasts aren't her biggest problem. Justin has to be thanking his lucky stars. He dodged a bullet.
By Anonymous, on 7:54 AM
Wait. Apparently I'm a little behind. Is he actually calling himself K-Fed??? I thought that was a joke.
Maybe someone can convince him to call himself Federlame?
By Jude C, on 7:55 AM
I wish she woul djust go to a nice salon, get a decent make-over, gosome place where they sell supportive bras and then get some clothes that enhance her figure... Is that really too much to ask?
By Jill, on 8:02 AM
yikes! maternity bra Brit. those are gonna be down past her ankles when she gets older. the nipples should not be pointing down!
By Anonymous, on 8:03 AM
Love the "rug cleaning" comment! Her body guard looks like a 70s porn star.
By Anonymous, on 8:11 AM
"Dude has Millions???"
Millions of what? Brain cells? Not likely. I'd be more inclined to think he's got millions of germs...or delusions of grandeur...than millions of dollars.
I like Federlame, Jude! Maybe we could start a petition to get him to legally change his name to "K-Tard Federlame". It's fitting.
By Vigilante, on 8:15 AM
Sheesh! I can't believe that Britty went from "FHM's World's Sexiest Woman" two years ago...to how she looks now. Her flabby arms are creating wind drag as she walks down the street, and never mind her breasts, her hair looks like painted Astro-turf since it's been dyed so much. I agree with anon:7:54 - Justin dodged a bullet!
By Anonymous, on 8:18 AM
I know how her security team works. Before you can even manage to attack Britney you look at that guy standing behind her and are immediately sent into a fit of hysterics and become unable to function.
By Oedipa Maas, on 8:24 AM
geez, so sad.
herhair-who the hell would color it that color? it looks HORRIBLE!!!
her makeup... i am assuming no make up artist would do that, so she did it on her own. ok, has she not learned ANYTHING from all her years of having her face painted daily???!!!
and, her pants, WHY are they always a foot too long?
what the hell is going on with this girl?
By Anonymous, on 8:35 AM
oh yeah, duh
how could i forget: wear a bra
what the fuck is she wearing around her neck??
and, what the hell happened to her eyebrows?
By Anonymous, on 8:36 AM
What a trainwreck. I'd like to mail her a bra, although I know she won't wear it.
By Anonymous, on 8:46 AM
HAHA. The saddest part about these photos is that it looks like she actually TRIED to put herself together before going out, but failed miserably. Ugh, she is just hideous.
By Anonymous, on 8:46 AM
WANTED:Two "gangsta" looking guys, preferably black, to stand next to famous up-and-coming rapper for photo shoot. Compensation commensurate with "gangsta-ness." Must be able to stand next to rapper for extended periods of time and KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE--like your drivers license photo. You get to stand next to a really expensive car rented for the shoot. Great for resume. Contact Herb Leibowitz at 305-555-1298
By Gonzo, on 8:59 AM
yeah....truly...a bra would help.
By Anonymous, on 9:10 AM
Those are the kinda tits you see on National geographic...NASTY!
WEAR A BRA you Skank!
By Anonymous, on 9:11 AM
anyone else think she looks more and more like Hatchet-Face from Cry-Baby with every day? esp in that second pic- yeeech.
By bbijoux, on 9:36 AM
She could play Hackey Sack with those tits now.
By Ben Dover, on 9:52 AM
ok, i just have to say that i don't think i would be able to get out of bed if i was married to K-Fed. i certainly wouldn't be able to go out in public.
Brit, get rid of him--then maybe you'll feel like wearing a bra and such--depression hurts everyone.
By pq, on 9:53 AM
William Crawford? William Crawford. That's the least ghetto name ever. In fact, i think i've met that guy, he was the president of an oil company and lived in New England.
By sam991, on 9:54 AM
Brit's boobs bring the word udders to mind.......
By Anonymous, on 10:04 AM
She always looks so fucking disgusting - please someone pass her some make up remover and a bra!
By Anonymous, on 10:06 AM
Brit's boobs bring the word udder to mind......
By Anonymous, on 10:06 AM
BRIT IS FINISHED, SHES SAGGY AND BAGGY NOW AND KFED IS A NO TALENT BLOOD SUCKING LEECH, HE WANTS TO BE GANGSTA, HE NEEDS TO GET SHOT IN A DRIVE BY THATS THE ONLY WAY IT WILL HAPPEN
By ANGEL, on 10:08 AM
if i was britney, i would've called an abortion doctor in under the cover of night.
for reals. i would've never admitted the pregnancy - i would've had that little problem taken care of immediately, under the radar of the paparazzi.
look at the difference between a naive, giddy, pregnant britney from last year, and a beaten-down, trapped, pregnant britney now.
By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM
Please please please for your own good, buy and wear a bra!
By Anonymous, on 10:35 AM
she made her choice, she got into a relationship with this loser who couldnt even take care of his other kid and pregnent girlfriend, brit gets what she deserves
By Anonymous, on 10:36 AM
is it just me, or has britney's forehead grown to twice the size it was a few years ago?
By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
Her forehead is expanding to make room for the ever-increasing empty space it contains.
By Oedipa Maas, on 10:45 AM
My God, look at those tits (especially that last photo). She's luck she's not getting sidewalk burn on them.
By Anonymous, on 10:47 AM
Pics 1,2,3. I thought Dirk Diggler was dead.
By Ben Dover, on 10:49 AM
God, look at her tits (especially in that last photo). They're hanging so low, she's lucky they're not getting sidewalk burn.
By sva1994, on 10:50 AM
Wear a bra and hem your pants, child.
and are you anchoring down with that necklace?
Oh please spend some money on a stylist if you're not going to mind these things on your own...
By starboard, on 10:56 AM
Justin dodged a bullet??? Have you SEEN Cameron Diaz? Gross. Either way, he's got horrible taste in women.
By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
What in the world does she see in K-Fed? He's like the biggest loser on the planet and obviously has to ask someone else for help because he has no talent.
She looks ok...whatever, maybe that's her stylist walking next to her...
By Anonymous, on 11:09 AM
that's a good point, anon 11:07am. Justin Timberlake seems to like bleach blonde, no-talent, bitchy, bimbos.
By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM
I guess boobs with implants can sag too. If Britney has a daughter, I think she will tell her not to wear a bra.
The only thing keeping Britney's boobs up is her pregnant stomach. Without her fetus, Britney's nipples would be wedged in between her toes.
By Anonymous, on 11:23 AM
"K-Tard Federlame" - awesome! That last picture is quite devastating in it's grossness. Why does she insist on staying in LA when she has no career to speak of other than nasty tabloid target? And going around looking like that? What a stupid hick moo cow.
By Jess, on 11:26 AM
I think it's a PR trick...Britney goes in public with her breats between her knees, and everyone forgets that K-Tard Federlame is standing on a freaking car!!!! in manpris!!!!!! with pristine white shoes!!!!! and a white fedora!!!! and a water bottle!!!(ok seriously, that last one confuses me...)
Come on people, focus!! This tool cannot go unridiculed!!
And really, is anyone surprised that he didn't write his own songs?? Do people actually think he is literate?
By Anonymous, on 11:43 AM
I've never seen K-fed wering jeans or something. He's constantly wearing those shorts. I remember the pics of him in those shorts when Britney was first time pregnant.
By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM
And why are her straps ALWAYS falling down? Jeez. She doesn't even look like the same person from 2 years ago. And it looks like the truck she is passing says "Majestic Fug Cleaners". The universe is trying to tell her something. You know, like dump that contagious walking hemorrhoid you married and do some dang sit-ups!!!
By Anonymous, on 12:42 PM
I have to agree with anon 11:43- we are focusing WAY too much on Dumb Shitney's saggy boobs. Yes they are saggy and absolutely horrid but we really must focus on K-Tard Federlame. That name is sooo perfect. I hope it really catches on. Jude you are brilliant for coming up with that. He is such a loser that he can't do anything by himself (except impregnate).
By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM
Don't you people understand basic engineering? The chains around her neck were holding those saggy things up! It's all part of a counter-weight that she wears on her back. Unfortunately, like her straps...they tend to come loose. That's why her security guards are clearing a path around her -- so innocent pedestrians won't get waylaid by those jugs slinging around.
At this rate, she won't even have to lean down to feed the baby.
By jeditemple, on 1:18 PM
...oh *jesus*, just divorce this worthless human being already so he can drop off the face of the planet. fuck i am starting to just HATE this guy.
By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM
Why I bet K-fed didn't even check to make sure there were no little pebbles stuck in between the treads on his sneaks before jumping on the hood of that beauty.
Just looking at the pic makes me wince. To top it all, I don't think the car is even his!
He really is a bad, bad, stupid little man.
By anal retentive dude, on 2:33 PM
that dude behind her in the pictures... is he her pedophile or her bodyguard?
By Anonymous, on 3:14 PM
Britney, you leave town tonight, right now. And when you're gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your N.Y. privileges. Deal?
By Anonymous, on 4:08 PM
I honestly want to know - does Britney want everyone to think she's ugly?
I honestly think she does because not wearing a bra but making sure you put chains around your neck takes effort.
Not wearing a bra isn't comfortable. You can't jump up and down damn it! It hurts.
This K-Fed "news" ain't news. We all know he's shit and he does have millions. He has access to millions and Britney's his dumb little bitch.
By Anonymous, on 4:09 PM
Somewhere out there, Anna Nicole Smith is crying at being de-throned as Queen of White Trash...
By Anonymous, on 9:12 PM
"But here on th' West Coast,
the kid is a-shittin'
the old man's a-posin'
and muh dugs are a-draggin'
the press is a-stalkin'
and my star is a-fadin' and
...one's on the way"
By j bonz, on 8:29 AM
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