I wonder how long it took to paint those on. I can tell ya this, those are NOT new stretch marks. If they ARE stretch marks (rather than pressure from her jeans), then they are much older.
Those have to be the ugliest stretch marks I’ve ever seen, and I know stretch marks because the women in my family like to pop kids out like candy. Including myself.
ewwww! Well, Jenny, you have a point there. There's no makeup artist in the world that is that good. That tummy will compliment her cold-sore infested mouth in future outbreaks. It'll be like earrings and heels.
Poor thing - how aweful to have your after-baby stretch marks publicized for the world to see. I feel sorry for her as I sure wouldn't want the world to see my stretch marks after I had my baby.
Oh please, 3:34. She wears that shit on purpose. Everyone has been saying even to Tom that they think Katie's prenancy was a fake. She wore undershirts and bodysuits tucked into her pants her whole pregnancy, but now all of a sudden she's not hiding her stretch marks. It's so obvious. Tom's such a dick.
I find it hard to believe with as much money as she has - even on her own, without Tom - she couldn't find some halfway decent stretch mark cream to deal with those before they became a problem. VERY hard to believe.
Are Scientologist against vitamin E also, because every model and actress knows that one pill a day would have prevented that kind of damage to her skin…. My friend had twins took one a day and had one stretch mark inside her belly button!
You could bathe in a giant vat of cocoa butter and vitamin E for hours every day and still get stretch marks. Whether or not you get them all depends on your genes. Chances are if your mom and/or grandma got them, you will too. The only thing which has proven to reduce the apearance of them once you have them is Mederma, but it certainly won't prevent them or get rid of them.
Well, those are definitely stretch marks. And I'm heartened, because I thought celebrities NEVER got stretch marks. All those pics of Heidi Klum a few weeks after the birth strolling down a runway in her smalls - it makes you want to scream! But no, Katie Holmes/Cruise will be forever barred from bikinis. Share the pain!
Let me be the first to say that TomKat makes me super queasy. That said, isn't it sort of refreshing to see a Hollywood Mom with NORMAL stretch marks!?!?! I'm only five feet tall and I gave birth to a nine and a half pounder. My tummy looked very similar to Katie's for a couple of months. I think she may just be a normal girl... kidnapped and held hostage, of course.
Yes, you can tell those are real stretch marks. Like Corrina, I'm only 5'4" and had a small baby, but my tummy was HUGE during pregnancy and I had stretch marks alot like those. No, they're not "older" older ones look silver-ish.
Does Katie ever actually look at herself in a mirror?, or is that prohibited by Scientology? She walks around showing off a nursing bra (with flap down) now she is wearing a shirt several sizes too small that doesn't cover her stomach (and it should).
Either she really wants to prove she gave birth, and wants us all to feel her pain, or she is so far gone that she doesn't care anymore. Tom however, always seems to be ever the well groomed star on parade.
I'm not going to pay much attention to the pictures, because i choose to think that it was all a conspiracy and i'm ignoring all information to the contrary.
/p.s. Those are stretch marks, they are fairly new. As they age they turn to more of a silvery colour and eventually blend in better with fleshtones. That being said, Katie once had nice abs and i refuse to believe these marks would be so severe. /p.p.s. I think the staged shots are from below to exaggerate the height difference between Katie and Tom.
They're pressure marks from her jeans AND from her undeshirt..take a close look - the edge of the shirt she's wearing underneath has edge detailing and it matches the impressions on her belly...
If you squint really hard, just above her belly button it reads "Xenu was here."
I swear.
Anyway, caption: "Look, we're going to be in fucking public, Kate. When we're in fucking public, you fucking smile. Got me?? I want to see dimples. No dimples, no check."
I'm a guy and I blew up like a balloon when I got sober. I've got stretch marks just like a woman who's been pregnant. Trust me fellas, it's not cool. Those are definately real, to suggest otherwise makes you people sound nuttier than Tom. I'm sure she's self concious about them, I know I am about mine.
As nuts as Tom is, I do admire how he's taken care of himself. I've never seen any evidence of him having plastic surgery. He's 44 but he looks closer to my age, and I'm 33.
Cruise does look great for 44. He looks years younger. Katie on the other hand looks like she's aged ten years. Give her a few more with Tom and she'll end up looking older than him.
It's a known fact that mentally unstable people tend to age slower than normal people. Apparantly living in Xanadu slows the aging process down.
Look at me! Look at me! I really was pregnant! See! A nursing bra AND stretch marks! The only reason you haven't seen Suri yet is because her egg tooth hasn't fallen off yet and she/we/he is self conscious. LOOK HOW HAPPY I AM I AM A GLOWING NEW MOTHER GLOWING GLOWING GLOWING Tom can I stop yet? I need a pill.
sam991: stretch marks are about how much elasticity is in your skin. Abs are about how many exercises you do to target your abdominal muscles. Completely unrelated, sorry.
An earlier poster is completely correct, btw - whether or not you'll get stretch marks is totally genetic. Some people (hello Heidi Klum) seem to be genetically blessed. Others are cursed (putting my hand up). It is below the skin, so no amount of cocoa butter will help.
She looks totally exhausted and defeated. What a pig he is dragging her around everywhere like that. Like the prize heifer at a livestock show.
Maybe her wardrobe malfunctions are a cry for help. Can you just imagine what her parents are feeling looking at pictures of her with her breast partially exposed in a nursing bra, and her stretch marks peeking out from under a too short smock?
Look for Tom to be meeting an early demise soon in some freak accident.
Those are stretch marks. Get over it. It happens. She'll have the plastic surgery to get rid of them. As for the smile everyone is talking about.... She always had a cheesy smile. Look at pictures of her from before Tom.
As a father of 2 kids with some experience with pregnancy recovery, this just looks like normal wrinkling that will clear up in a few months. I wonder if she got the "stripe" too. Anyone who has seen Charisma Carpenter in a bikini in "Veronica Mars" lately knows that women can recover from pregnancy completely with just a little effort.
I've always believed she was pregnant, but a.) believe she gave birth much earlier than they announced (anyone see the basketball belly about a week before she "had the baby?" It was practically under her chin.) and b.) it is absolutely not Cruise's child.
Why, for god's sakes, does she still look like ASS every time we see her?? I'd be dying to put some make up on and look half way decent -- especially when the whole world will be scrutinizing every little thing.
i have seen a few floating over my trees come to think of it...i thought they were giant balloons let go by kids abducted by aliens due to their negligence and not wearing their aluminum foil caps....
If these are from the pregnancy, and not just older ones from growing during puberty, they would still be bright red. Stretch marks don't fade like that for many years, even with prescription creams. Those are old or covered with make up.
I wonder if anonymous-"those are old or covered with make up" has ever been pregnant or had many stretch marks to make this statement. Because if you had, then you would know that stretchmarks can start out as purple, not bright red. I know this because of two reasons, one is because; when i younger i grew 8 inches in 7 months, creating stretch marks on my legs arms, and hips, which were purple, only later lightened to a pinkish color and went away(only after several moths btw not years), and i have also seen what a pregnancy can do to someone that is normaly small and whose skin didnt really adjust well to getting pregnant. It created dark, thick, long purple stretch marks on her belly. also, I really dislike katie and Tom, i just thought i should argue with that .....person.
Some of you are real morons. I feel sorry for you people if you should happen to procreate. These are real stretch marks and they are extremely common-you've just never seen them because most people don't walk around at crotch level looking up people's shirts! For those of you who are so disgusted-I wonder what you will do the day you find yourself or your wife with them- will you "barf". So for all the ignorant- grow up and get a life!I have an idea- post us a picture of yourself and let us see how perfect you are. Oh, and by the way, there is no scientifically proven prevention measure. Those models have tummy tucks or just dang good genes.
i like it it shows how real she is not some fake peice of plastic. and it probably doesnt matter that much right now to her because she basking in her daughters love right now all you lonly peopl can bash her all you want but still it wont make a diff cus still shes the one with millions of dollars who you write about in your lonely basment.
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By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM
I wonder how long it took to paint those on. I can tell ya this, those are NOT new stretch marks. If they ARE stretch marks (rather than pressure from her jeans), then they are much older.
By Anonymous, on 3:26 PM
Those have to be the ugliest stretch marks I’ve ever seen, and I know stretch marks because the women in my family like to pop kids out like candy. Including myself.
By Anonymous, on 3:28 PM
ewwww! Well, Jenny, you have a point there. There's no makeup artist in the world that is that good. That tummy will compliment her cold-sore infested mouth in future outbreaks. It'll be like earrings and heels.
By Stylin291, on 3:32 PM
Poor thing - how aweful to have your after-baby stretch marks publicized for the world to see. I feel sorry for her as I sure wouldn't want the world to see my stretch marks after I had my baby.
By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM
Oh please, 3:34. She wears that shit on purpose. Everyone has been saying even to Tom that they think Katie's prenancy was a fake. She wore undershirts and bodysuits tucked into her pants her whole pregnancy, but now all of a sudden she's not hiding her stretch marks. It's so obvious. Tom's such a dick.
By Anonymous, on 3:38 PM
I find it hard to believe with as much money as she has - even on her own, without Tom - she couldn't find some halfway decent stretch mark cream to deal with those before they became a problem. VERY hard to believe.
By Anonymous, on 3:59 PM
Thanks a lot Jenny... I had forgotten what I ate for lunch. Especially the corn. Now who's going to clean up this mess?!?
By Barf-o-matic, on 4:13 PM
3:59, you're a moron. Next you'll be suggesting that Paris Hilton buy breast-enhancing cream.
Both have about the same effectiveness rate.
By Anonymous, on 4:15 PM
yeah, that relationship's gonna last.
By Anonymous, on 4:15 PM
Are Scientologist against vitamin E also, because every model and actress knows that one pill a day would have prevented that kind of damage to her skin…. My friend had twins took one a day and had one stretch mark inside her belly button!
By Brandi Love, on 4:17 PM
You could bathe in a giant vat of cocoa butter and vitamin E for hours every day and still get stretch marks. Whether or not you get them all depends on your genes. Chances are if your mom and/or grandma got them, you will too. The only thing which has proven to reduce the apearance of them once you have them is Mederma, but it certainly won't prevent them or get rid of them.
By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM
She should just ask Tom how he moisturizes the stretch marks around his mouth.
By "giggles" the monkey, on 4:30 PM
I can't wait until we all see the baby and she's Chinese or something. Oh yeah....biological father Tom Cruise...you betcha.
By Anonymous, on 4:32 PM
Well, those are definitely stretch marks. And I'm heartened, because I thought celebrities NEVER got stretch marks. All those pics of Heidi Klum a few weeks after the birth strolling down a runway in her smalls - it makes you want to scream! But no, Katie Holmes/Cruise will be forever barred from bikinis. Share the pain!
By Anonymous, on 4:33 PM
lol@4:30PM....priceless.
By Anonymous, on 4:33 PM
stretch marks, shmetch marks. I am most baffled about the scrunchie she's sporting.
By Anonymous, on 4:38 PM
Let me be the first to say that TomKat makes me super queasy. That said, isn't it sort of refreshing to see a Hollywood Mom with NORMAL stretch marks!?!?! I'm only five feet tall and I gave birth to a nine and a half pounder. My tummy looked very similar to Katie's for a couple of months. I think she may just be a normal girl... kidnapped and held hostage, of course.
By Corrina, on 5:05 PM
Doesn't she look mentally challenged in the last pic? She looks like she's aout to drool.
By Anonymous, on 5:22 PM
Yes, you can tell those are real stretch marks. Like Corrina, I'm only 5'4" and had a small baby, but my tummy was HUGE during pregnancy and I had stretch marks alot like those.
No, they're not "older" older ones look silver-ish.
By Anonymous, on 5:27 PM
why the fuck does anyone really care whether or not she has stretch marks?! or actually carried the baby, blah blah blah?!
point is, they are now parents and god that kid is going to need all the help she can get with a nutso like that for a father.
By Anonymous, on 5:32 PM
gotta use coco butter
By Anonymous, on 5:33 PM
notice all the camera angles are from below? uh huh
By Anonymous, on 5:35 PM
Does Katie ever actually look at herself in a mirror?, or is that prohibited by Scientology? She walks around showing off a nursing bra (with flap down) now she is wearing a shirt several sizes too small that doesn't cover her stomach (and it should).
Either she really wants to prove she gave birth, and wants us all to feel her pain, or she is so far gone that she doesn't care anymore. Tom however, always seems to be ever the well groomed star on parade.
By Anonymous, on 6:24 PM
A definite science theme going on today, Jenny.
I'm not going to pay much attention to the pictures, because i choose to think that it was all a conspiracy and i'm ignoring all information to the contrary.
/p.s. Those are stretch marks, they are fairly new. As they age they turn to more of a silvery colour and eventually blend in better with fleshtones. That being said, Katie once had nice abs and i refuse to believe these marks would be so severe.
/p.p.s. I think the staged shots are from below to exaggerate the height difference between Katie and Tom.
By sam991, on 6:39 PM
What the hell people, they are marks from her jeans.
By Anonymous, on 7:13 PM
They're pressure marks from her jeans AND from her undeshirt..take a close look - the edge of the shirt she's wearing underneath has edge detailing and it matches the impressions on her belly...
By Skrpune, on 7:30 PM
I've always believed she was pregnant, I just wonder who the father is.
By Edweirdo, on 7:51 PM
If you squint really hard, just above her belly button it reads "Xenu was here."
I swear.
Anyway, caption: "Look, we're going to be in fucking public, Kate. When we're in fucking public, you fucking smile. Got me?? I want to see dimples. No dimples, no check."
By Gonzo, on 8:19 PM
I don't want kids after seeing these pics.
By Anonymous, on 9:12 PM
Pressure marks from her jeans?? Yeah fucking right! That is hilarious. Are you joking? Have you ever SEEN strech marks?
By Anonymous, on 9:25 PM
I'm a guy and I blew up like a balloon when I got sober. I've got stretch marks just like a woman who's been pregnant. Trust me fellas, it's not cool. Those are definately real, to suggest otherwise makes you people sound nuttier than Tom. I'm sure she's self concious about them, I know I am about mine.
As nuts as Tom is, I do admire how he's taken care of himself. I've never seen any evidence of him having plastic surgery. He's 44 but he looks closer to my age, and I'm 33.
By Anonymous, on 10:01 PM
Cruise does look great for 44. He looks years younger. Katie on the other hand looks like she's aged ten years. Give her a few more with Tom and she'll end up looking older than him.
It's a known fact that mentally unstable people tend to age slower than normal people. Apparantly living in Xanadu slows the aging process down.
By Anonymous, on 10:41 PM
Look at me! Look at me! I really was pregnant! See! A nursing bra AND stretch marks! The only reason you haven't seen Suri yet is because her egg tooth hasn't fallen off yet and she/we/he is self conscious. LOOK HOW HAPPY I AM I AM A GLOWING NEW MOTHER GLOWING GLOWING GLOWING Tom can I stop yet? I need a pill.
By Anonymous, on 10:48 PM
Looking at her forced smile makes my face hurt.
By Anonymous, on 10:55 PM
sam991: stretch marks are about how much elasticity is in your skin. Abs are about how many exercises you do to target your abdominal muscles. Completely unrelated, sorry.
An earlier poster is completely correct, btw - whether or not you'll get stretch marks is totally genetic. Some people (hello Heidi Klum) seem to be genetically blessed. Others are cursed (putting my hand up). It is below the skin, so no amount of cocoa butter will help.
By Anonymous, on 10:57 PM
Yeah, to the poster who mentioned "pressure marks"...
I see what you're saying, there is some indentation in the skin from her shirt and pants.
However, the purple streaks? STRETCH MARKS. There's absolutely no getting around that.
I'm 6 mos. preggers myself. No stretch marks yet, and PRAYING I'll be like my mom (who got none!)
By Anonymous, on 11:19 PM
Forget the stretch marks...on what planet is Tom that much taller than anyone????
By Anonymous, on 12:02 AM
Get me the butter.
By marlon brando, on 2:54 AM
That's it, im not having kids..ever
By Anonymous, on 4:53 AM
I ended up with the same stretch marked wobbly belly that my mother did.
It's genetic.
At least we know that celebrities are inflicted with stretchmarks too. I don't see the grossness of it - looks normal to me.
By Anonymous, on 5:35 AM
She looks totally exhausted and defeated. What a pig he is dragging her around everywhere like that. Like the prize heifer at a livestock show.
Maybe her wardrobe malfunctions are a cry for help. Can you just imagine what her parents are feeling looking at pictures of her with her breast partially exposed in a nursing bra, and her stretch marks peeking out from under a too short smock?
Look for Tom to be meeting an early demise soon in some freak accident.
By Anonymous, on 7:19 AM
Those are stretch marks. Get over it. It happens. She'll have the plastic surgery to get rid of them. As for the smile everyone is talking about.... She always had a cheesy smile. Look at pictures of her from before Tom.
By Anonymous, on 7:26 AM
As a father of 2 kids with some experience with pregnancy recovery, this just looks like normal wrinkling that will clear up in a few months. I wonder if she got the "stripe" too. Anyone who has seen Charisma Carpenter in a bikini in "Veronica Mars" lately knows that women can recover from pregnancy completely with just a little effort.
Hate TomKat, but this is a dry well, kids.
By Anonymous, on 8:17 AM
uuuuuuuuughhh. This is exactly why I'm not having kids.
By Anonymous, on 8:49 AM
I've always believed she was pregnant, but a.) believe she gave birth much earlier than they announced (anyone see the basketball belly about a week before she "had the baby?" It was practically under her chin.) and b.) it is absolutely not Cruise's child.
Why, for god's sakes, does she still look like ASS every time we see her?? I'd be dying to put some make up on and look half way decent -- especially when the whole world will be scrutinizing every little thing.
Brush you hair woman!!!
By Anonymous, on 10:11 AM
And get rid of those stupid, idiotic, dumbass BUG-EYED sunglasses!!! Argh!!
By Anonymous, on 10:12 AM
They both like Scientology zombies, nice pose guys, it looks really staged...and we're supposed to NOT believe that Katie's filing for a divorce...!
By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM
i have seen a few floating over my trees come to think of it...i thought they were giant balloons let go by kids abducted by aliens due to their negligence and not wearing their aluminum foil caps....
By Anonymous, on 11:53 AM
well, 11:12, seeing as how they aren't actually married yet, that might be shooting a dead horse.
By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM
If these are from the pregnancy, and not just older ones from growing during puberty, they would still be bright red. Stretch marks don't fade like that for many years, even with prescription creams. Those are old or covered with make up.
By Anonymous, on 5:16 AM
I wonder if anonymous-"those are old or covered with make up" has ever been pregnant or had many stretch marks to make this statement. Because if you had, then you would know that stretchmarks can start out as purple, not bright red. I know this because of two reasons, one is because; when i younger i grew 8 inches in 7 months, creating stretch marks on my legs arms, and hips, which were purple, only later lightened to a pinkish color and went away(only after several moths btw not years), and i have also seen what a pregnancy can do to someone that is normaly small and whose skin didnt really adjust well to getting pregnant. It created dark, thick, long purple stretch marks on her belly. also, I really dislike katie and Tom, i just thought i should argue with that .....person.
By Anonymous, on 1:31 PM
What is she doing wearing such low cut jeans when she's still got such a belly?
High pants, long top, honey.
By Anonymous, on 7:29 PM
Some of you are real morons. I feel sorry for you people if you should happen to procreate. These are real stretch marks and they are extremely common-you've just never seen them because most people don't walk around at crotch level looking up people's shirts! For those of you who are so disgusted-I wonder what you will do the day you find yourself or your wife with them- will you "barf". So for all the ignorant- grow up and get a life!I have an idea- post us a picture of yourself and let us see how perfect you are. Oh, and by the way, there is no scientifically proven prevention measure. Those models have tummy tucks or just dang good genes.
By Anonymous, on 10:07 PM
i like it it shows how real she is not some fake peice of plastic. and it probably doesnt matter that much right now to her because she basking in her daughters love right now all you lonly peopl can bash her all you want but still it wont make a diff cus still shes the one with millions of dollars who you write about in your lonely basment.
By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM
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