Is she giving that guy head in that one photo? Wow... Maybe that would be better done, like, not in a place with lots o' camera access? Just a thought...
And if she's going to walk around with the girls hanging out while in the middle of the open air, I suppose she's not too concerned her cooch is thoroughly wrapped up under her mermaid dress...
Could we get a moratorium on the use of the word "vagina" to refer to the whole, or should I say hole, package? What you see in the photo is a little patch of pubic hair, or should I say public hair. Her vagina's like six inches away. And all that stuff in between is vulva, not vagina. If you saw a peep of Clay Aiken's pubes, or even his scrotum, would you say "penis"? It's anatomically incorrect. Cool, though. Go Kelly.
Why do all these celebrities refuse to wear underwear? Panty lines are easy to take care of. You can get thong panties, or do the opposite and wear those "shorts" panties that are longer: Just two ideas of many options. Have these people never heard of cameras and wind?
I think the important part is that Billy Zane is bald. Hahaha, Baldy McBalderman! LOLOLOLOL!!!11 I point this out because he has a massive ego, get it?
Sometimes it is understandable for a woman to go without underwear... I've seen dresses and skirts that simply won't allow it, because of the texture of the material and whatnot. Even thongs and boyshorts won't get past that.
HOWEVER.
When your dress has a gigantic ASS TRAIN on the back of it, I think you could be wearing Katharine McPhee's under-the-yellow-dress panties, and you'd be safe.
I'll never get those shoes that show the base of one's toes. Either go open toe or closed toe. You can't have it both ways. It just looks frightening, or like the shoes are too small.
billy zane's a moron... see in that pic where she's topless right in front of him, he's wearing sunglasses and not even looking at HER!! what a loser. i deserve to be fucking this little tramp.
please..when you have access to something day in and day the shit gets old no matter what. anyway..she would be perfect..if she put a bag over her head.. face is fugly
"Could we get a moratorium on the use of the word "vagina" to refer to the whole, or should I say hole, package? What you see in the photo is a little patch of pubic hair, or should I say public hair. Her vagina's like six inches away. And all that stuff in between is vulva, not vagina. If you saw a peep of Clay Aiken's pubes, or even his scrotum, would you say "penis"? It's anatomically incorrect. Cool, though. Go Kelly."
she is hot. love the dress. ass train or not. (ha!!) and, she is well aware that she is not wearing panties and would be photographed, she could have gotten out of the car a bit better!!!
i think the dress looks great on her. she looks fantastic in anything! i llike how they match!!
Yes, Brandy, this isn't the 70s. It's the 21st Century--an enlilghtened time when many women don't feel the need to be dominated by the Nazi Fashion Industry. I know it may come as a shock to you, but you really do have hair between your legs. And if you had the gumption to stand up for yourself, you'd tell the male control-freaks who want all women to look like ten-year olds to go shave themselves.
Yes, Brandy, this is the 21st Century--an enlilghtened time when many women don't feel the need to be dominated by the Nazi Fashion Industry. I know it may come as a shock to you, but you really do have hair between your legs. And if you had the gumption to stand up for yourself, you'd tell the male control-freaks who want all women to look like ten-year olds to go shave themselves.
Yes, Brandy, this is the 21st Century--an enlilghtened time when many women don't feel the need to be dominated by the Nazi Fashion Industry. I know it may come as a shock to you, but you really do have hair between your legs. And if you had the gumption to stand up for yourself, you'd tell the male control-freaks who want all women to look like ten-year olds to go shave themselves.
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I still don't get it. Have panties become evolutionarily useless nowadays?
I realize it's sexy to go commando, but at the premiere of your own movie?
By Vigilante, on 9:55 AM
Dammit when are these women going to learn to bikini wax before going commando? If you're going to go commando do it right. This is not the 70's.
By Brandy, on 9:59 AM
Is she giving that guy head in that one photo? Wow... Maybe that would be better done, like, not in a place with lots o' camera access? Just a thought...
And if she's going to walk around with the girls hanging out while in the middle of the open air, I suppose she's not too concerned her cooch is thoroughly wrapped up under her mermaid dress...
By Oedipa Maas, on 10:06 AM
Is she with Billy Zane?
By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM
That is so FUCKIN GROSS!!!!
By Anonymous, on 10:30 AM
Yeah I thought she was giving that guy head too.
By Anonymous, on 10:35 AM
"You listen to your friend Billy Zane" - from Zoolander. Billy Zane = badass.
By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM
Could we get a moratorium on the use of the word "vagina" to refer to the whole, or should I say hole, package? What you see in the photo is a little patch of pubic hair, or should I say public hair. Her vagina's like six inches away. And all that stuff in between is vulva, not vagina. If you saw a peep of Clay Aiken's pubes, or even his scrotum, would you say "penis"? It's anatomically incorrect. Cool, though. Go Kelly.
By Steve T, on 10:49 AM
In my very best English accent "..by George her Vagina does look very unkempt"
By Anonymous, on 10:49 AM
Why do all these celebrities refuse to wear underwear? Panty lines are easy to take care of. You can get thong panties, or do the opposite and wear those "shorts" panties that are longer: Just two ideas of many options. Have these people never heard of cameras and wind?
By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM
forget about the unkept vag..its the dress that is truly horrifying. with that body..she can (and should) wear something better..yikes.
By Anonymous, on 11:14 AM
Anonymous said...
Is she with Billy Zane?
DUUUUUUUUUUH...ya think?
By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM
I think that's Jerry Lewis in those topless pics. But then again, I need to get my eyesite checked
By Brandy, on 11:51 AM
I think the important part is that Billy Zane is bald. Hahaha, Baldy McBalderman! LOLOLOLOL!!!11 I point this out because he has a massive ego, get it?
Eh, wait. Oh yeah, vaginas 'n' stuff.
By Anonymous, on 12:06 PM
Sometimes it is understandable for a woman to go without underwear... I've seen dresses and skirts that simply won't allow it, because of the texture of the material and whatnot. Even thongs and boyshorts won't get past that.
HOWEVER.
When your dress has a gigantic ASS TRAIN on the back of it, I think you could be wearing Katharine McPhee's under-the-yellow-dress panties, and you'd be safe.
By Anonymous, on 12:27 PM
I'll never get those shoes that show the base of one's toes. Either go open toe or closed toe. You can't have it both ways. It just looks frightening, or like the shoes are too small.
By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM
I feel a breeze and smell something funky.
By Blonde Vigilante, on 1:08 PM
If you call it a "cooch" you don't have to worry about the medical technicalities of referring to it as a "vagina." Plus it's waaay more fun to say.
By Oedipa Maas, on 1:18 PM
Nothing to see here... move along, move along.
Holy shit! Check out Billy Zane in those pics! I've love to do to him what she's doing!!
By clay aiken, on 1:55 PM
Clay Aiken has a new CD coming out... SWEET!
Joking.. Kelly is the hottest.. can't ever get enough.. good post.
By Anonymous, on 2:46 PM
kelly brook is f'in hot as hell
billy zane's a moron... see in that pic where she's topless right in front of him, he's wearing sunglasses and not even looking at HER!! what a loser. i deserve to be fucking this little tramp.
By Anonymous, on 3:24 PM
please..when you have access to something day in and day the shit gets old no matter what.
anyway..she would be perfect..if she put a bag over her head..
face is fugly
By Anonymous, on 4:02 PM
"Could we get a moratorium on the use of the word "vagina" to refer to the whole, or should I say hole, package? What you see in the photo is a little patch of pubic hair, or should I say public hair. Her vagina's like six inches away. And all that stuff in between is vulva, not vagina. If you saw a peep of Clay Aiken's pubes, or even his scrotum, would you say "penis"? It's anatomically incorrect. Cool, though. Go Kelly."
Sounds like somebody has sand in their vagina.
By Anonymous, on 4:04 PM
well, no denying her breasts are REAL! Billy zane is HOT!!! Glad he's with a real woman, not an anorexic boy body cokewhore like Paris Hilton!
By ms78, on 4:57 PM
her eyes are beautiful.
and billy is sexy as hell.
By Anonymous, on 5:12 PM
The hottest woman on the planet? Planet of the apes maybe.
She looks like a cute little waitress from the local pizzeria. That's all.
By perplexed, on 6:01 PM
this asshole is so lucky.. i bet shes a freak!
By Mateo, on 6:38 PM
I love, LOVE how so many guys come on here and talk about how they've seen way hotter chicks in their grocery line, waiting tables, etc.
Notice, they are never dating any of these women. Nor do they seem to be friends with any of these women.
That is all.
By Anonymous, on 6:51 PM
Who is the guy in the picture? In that last shot, he looks a lot like Billy Zane..
By Anonymous, on 7:10 PM
she is hot.
love the dress. ass train or not. (ha!!)
and, she is well aware that she is not wearing panties and would be photographed, she could have gotten out of the car a bit better!!!
i think the dress looks great on her. she looks fantastic in anything! i llike how they match!!
By Anonymous, on 7:28 PM
Anonymous May 03, 2006 6:51 PM
How do you know whether or not I am dating or friends with any of these women? And how does that bear on the point I was making in any case?
I hope you're good at following orders because logic and independent thought are not your strong points.
By perplexed, on 12:28 PM
nice tits, but i'm not so much intersted in seeing that unruly muff. they're called scissors, kelly, buy a pair.
By Anonymous, on 6:54 PM
"nice tits, but i'm not so much intersted in seeing that unruly muff. they're called scissors, kelly, buy a pair."
They're called pubes, dude, they grow naturally. Maybe when you get some they'll stop freaking you out so much.
By Anonymous, on 5:43 PM
The point is, it's a good thing you don't think she's hot because you wouldn't be able to hit it anyway.
And, anyone who puts scissors in the vicinity of muff should be ball-snatched.
By Anonymous, on 1:46 AM
that's not sexy,that thing is ugly.
By Anonymous, on 11:44 AM
Yes, Brandy, this isn't the 70s. It's the 21st Century--an enlilghtened time when many women don't feel the need to be dominated by the Nazi Fashion Industry. I know it may come as a shock to you, but you really do have hair between your legs. And if you had the gumption to stand up for yourself, you'd tell the male control-freaks who want all women to look like ten-year olds to go shave themselves.
By tuseek, on 9:40 PM
Yes, Brandy, this is the 21st Century--an enlilghtened time when many women don't feel the need to be dominated by the Nazi Fashion Industry. I know it may come as a shock to you, but you really do have hair between your legs. And if you had the gumption to stand up for yourself, you'd tell the male control-freaks who want all women to look like ten-year olds to go shave themselves.
By tuseek, on 9:41 PM
Yes, Brandy, this is the 21st Century--an enlilghtened time when many women don't feel the need to be dominated by the Nazi Fashion Industry. I know it may come as a shock to you, but you really do have hair between your legs. And if you had the gumption to stand up for yourself, you'd tell the male control-freaks who want all women to look like ten-year olds to go shave themselves.
By tuseek, on 9:41 PM
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