She looks like she bumped one too many lines in the limo on the way over. I've said it before, I'll say it again - cautionary tale, people. Cautionary tale. At least her mom looks happy to be there. But, then again, as her manager, she does get about 7 percent. I'd be freaking thrilled.
Now this is an actress i cnt stand, She had a perfect figure during her early ears of freaky friday and mean girls and she goes and does this too herself. I mean thank god her hair has gone back to normal but she's still as skinny as hell! Its different if ur born skinny or start off fame being skinny. Bt she was one of da few tht showed girls u dnt have to be a size two to get where u wanna get to, now all those little girls tht looked at her and said if she can do it i can, have jst bin let down! They see her losin weight and they assume they hav to too bt they dnt! Shes a very bad role model. (so is hiliary duff)
Lindsay's mother is more pathetic than she is. What a ho. She wants so bad to be famous. It's disgusting. What piss-poor exuse for a mom. I'm actully starting to feel sorry for Lindsay, well, ok, not that sorry.
Wow - she's really looking haggard and how old is she??? That shade of lipstick is atrocious and she really, really does look unhappy to be there. She has lovely eyes, though. I'll give her that much.
The dirty look is the spray-on bronzer on glow-in-the-dark skin. Woo hoo.
A) That coke whore look != sultry. (The major geeks in the audience will get that symbol; it will just be pretty obvious for the rest of you).
B) Picture #2: "There's a baggie in my purse and bathroom with my name on it. Hurry the hell up."
C) Her look in the movie poster just screams, "Nah, this isn't a porn flick." *wink, wink*
D) ...and, bitch, my God - black is the everyday fabulous color for CLOTHES not your damn nails. It looks like shit; knock it off!
I don't really care if you want to look coked up, gothed out, moneyed up, innocent, slutty, or disco, but pick just one and stick with it. You're a train wreck -- and not the kind that makes us want to stand around and stare.
Her constant winking is starting to piss me off. Must she do this on every poster and photo? I think they should change the title of the movie to something that suits her. Replace a few letters...and you have a really fun "Wheel of Fortune" game!
why can't the dumbass get her nails done!!! Come on, I know you can't sit very long on coke but take a break first thing in the morning and call your freakin stylist to do your nails!! What a stupid ass!!
I saw her on the Tonight Show last night. She has ZERO social skills. She mumbled every answer and couldn't even look Leno in the eye. Her eyes were darting all over the place. It was FREAKY. Watching all these no-talent teen queens is like watching an accident... I MUST look away but I just CAN'T.
Poor girl... seriously. To be that young and already so damn bitter and tired, despite having somewhat of a successful career. Clearly someone (ie, parents, anyone?) didn't equip her with any life-skills, so now we get to watch her circle the drain.
She makes me sad. I really loved her in Freaky Friday and in Mean Girls. Her body was smoking hot, and I thought she was a talented actress. Nowadays, she looks absolutely dreadful.
Also...what is with her sister? They're starting her early on looking like a slut with all that fucking makeup. That blush makes her look like a clown.
I guess they must've ran out of coke before it was her turn to get to sniffin. Boohoo you skanky bitch.... you're an actress... Act like you wanna be there for christ's sake. If you can't even pull that off.. what sorta no talent piece of crap are you.
did anyone see her on jay leno last night right before the premiere? i expected her to at least be charming, but she was just a self-centered, obnoxious brat. she kept dropping all these designers names during the interview...it's sad. ugh. i really can't stand her.
I was wondering the same thing about her nail polish. It's always black and it's always chipped. WTF? But then, it hit me. It makes the coke dust more visible so she can snort up the bits that would otherwise go unseen and wasted. It's her cheese paper*!! And her sister (?) looks like Angie Harmon's mini me.
*Cheese Paper (noun) - refers to bits of melted cheese adhering to paper commonly used in wrapping cheese burgers; an urban delicacy
I feel sorry for her. That she is so out of control. The people around her are more interested in making money, than what is good for her. It's a shame.
The chipped nails are gross. What's even grosser is that they are on purpose and she actually paid someone to do that to them. I hate it when people say 'what a waste' when it comes to Hohan. She sucks - always has. Her acting is crappy, her singing is even crappier and she has absolutely no presence or charisma about her. The only amusing thing that has ever come out of her mouth in a movie is when Rachel McAdams said "shut UP!" and Lindsay said "I didn't say anything" in Mean Girls. She just plain sucks.
I remember jerking off to a movie she was in when she was about ten years old. Good times. Her teeth used to look like little yellow chiclets. Now it is time to shave my balls. Goodnight, granny Federline!
Oh come on people. You know how many calories you can lose while having sex? The rate she's going, she should be down to negative sizes in the next 6 months. Hey anonymous May 10, 2006 5:22 AM, I can't believe you referred to her as 'hot'. I'm sure inbetween having sex with anything that breathes and snorthing coke, she reads this commentary, so get ready mate, I'm sure she's 10 minutes from your house. Don't worry about a condom, I'm sure she's well beyond using protection.
OMG, do I feel stupid or what? I posted yesterday that LL's mom's nails were nasty - I totally thought that was her mom's arm around them. I can't believe those are LL's hands - they look OLD. Eek!
EW! How much more pissed off can she look? SEriously she can't even get to a manucurist before her own movie premiere? And she's supposed to be "the hardest working person she knows"...blagh!
Lindsay should perfect her teeth w/braces, veneers etc...but better than her mom and Hilary Duff did. Lindsay's look kind of discolored from what I've seen
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her arms are so friggin' skinny I can't help but want to snap her in two, for all our sakes. I can't stand her.
By Anonymous, on 1:12 AM
she looks kinda dirty...
By Anonymous, on 2:31 AM
She's so hairy, and her black nail polish is chipped as hell. She just doesn't seem to give a shit.
By Anonymous, on 2:48 AM
She looks in pain !
I think she is runnig out pain killers
By Anonymous, on 5:00 AM
She looks like she bumped one too many lines in the limo on the way over. I've said it before, I'll say it again - cautionary tale, people. Cautionary tale. At least her mom looks happy to be there. But, then again, as her manager, she does get about 7 percent. I'd be freaking thrilled.
By Kitty X, on 5:02 AM
What beautiful green eyes she has. Too bad she's fast draining them of any sparkle or vitality with her lifestyle.
Shame. What a waste.
By Fred, on 5:19 AM
let's at least give her sister a couple years and hope she doesn't go down the same road...losing 2 hot Lohans would be unbearable
By Anonymous, on 5:22 AM
What an ugly family
By Anonymous, on 5:23 AM
what's up with her little sister. she's like a little midget old person.
and HoHan looks like a gutter slut.
By Anonymous, on 5:28 AM
She needs a manicure. Her sister is going to be beautiful!
By Anonymous, on 5:34 AM
SKANK
By Anonymous, on 5:35 AM
Now this is an actress i cnt stand, She had a perfect figure during her early ears of freaky friday and mean girls and she goes and does this too herself. I mean thank god her hair has gone back to normal but she's still as skinny as hell! Its different if ur born skinny or start off fame being skinny. Bt she was one of da few tht showed girls u dnt have to be a size two to get where u wanna get to, now all those little girls tht looked at her and said if she can do it i can, have jst bin let down! They see her losin weight and they assume they hav to too bt they dnt! Shes a very bad role model. (so is hiliary duff)
By Anonymous, on 6:02 AM
Check out the first pic. Apparently, Lindsay's mom tore her dress while they were fighting in the limo over who gets to do the last line of coke.
By JAFO, on 6:05 AM
This site needs more pictures of big, Latin guys with hard nipples in Tupac shirts.
By Grant Miller, on 6:12 AM
she has a really big toe and her nailpolish is chipped, gross!
By Anonymous, on 6:19 AM
Lindsay's mother is more pathetic than she is. What a ho. She wants so bad to be famous. It's disgusting. What piss-poor exuse for a mom. I'm actully starting to feel sorry for Lindsay, well, ok, not that sorry.
By Anonymous, on 6:22 AM
Wow - she's really looking haggard and how old is she??? That shade of lipstick is atrocious and she really, really does look unhappy to be there. She has lovely eyes, though. I'll give her that much.
By Anonymous, on 6:32 AM
God, she's what, like 20 and she already has a deep forehead line.
By Anonymous, on 6:49 AM
At least now we know what she was practising that horrid wink for...
By Anonymous, on 6:53 AM
The dirty look is the spray-on bronzer on glow-in-the-dark skin. Woo hoo.
A) That coke whore look != sultry. (The major geeks in the audience will get that symbol; it will just be pretty obvious for the rest of you).
B) Picture #2: "There's a baggie in my purse and bathroom with my name on it. Hurry the hell up."
C) Her look in the movie poster just screams, "Nah, this isn't a porn flick." *wink, wink*
D) ...and, bitch, my God - black is the everyday fabulous color for CLOTHES not your damn nails. It looks like shit; knock it off!
I don't really care if you want to look coked up, gothed out, moneyed up, innocent, slutty, or disco, but pick just one and stick with it. You're a train wreck -- and not the kind that makes us want to stand around and stare.
By Stephanie, on 7:08 AM
Mom's nails are so wrong.
By Crystal, on 7:23 AM
Her constant winking is starting to piss me off. Must she do this on every poster and photo? I think they should change the title of the movie to something that suits her. Replace a few letters...and you have a really fun "Wheel of Fortune" game!
"__st My __ck"
Suggested Letters: (B, F, D, L, C, S, I, O, U, A)
Have fun!
By jeditemple, on 7:25 AM
That is such a nice picture of Lindsay, her mom, and a midget Joshua Evans! Oh Josh, you make your dad proud!!!!
By nobleson, on 7:54 AM
Her mom looks a typical skanky Long Island mother; the whole family is trashy.
By Anonymous, on 7:56 AM
She looks beautiful and so does her family!
BUT....
her nails look dis.gus.ting!
By Anonymous, on 8:16 AM
why can't the dumbass get her nails done!!! Come on, I know you can't sit very long on coke but take a break first thing in the morning and call your freakin stylist to do your nails!! What a stupid ass!!
By Anonymous, on 8:17 AM
I love how wach one of them has a different hair color.
By Anonymous, on 8:41 AM
She looks like a cunt in every one of those pictures. How funny she tries to look sexy, and just ends up looking like a bitch - because she is.
By Anonymous, on 8:56 AM
Yo Grant wrong Blog
By Anonymous, on 8:57 AM
Did someone say her sister was hot? I hope that was sarcasm....
By Oedipa Maas, on 9:13 AM
She actually looks like Death. I swear the Grim Reaper is looking more attractive to me right now.
By sam991, on 9:17 AM
I saw her on the Tonight Show last night. She has ZERO social skills. She mumbled every answer and couldn't even look Leno in the eye. Her eyes were darting all over the place. It was FREAKY. Watching all these no-talent teen queens is like watching an accident... I MUST look away but I just CAN'T.
By Anonymous, on 9:20 AM
she must have put on her makeup while drunk. there is no other excuse for the smeary, kindergarten level job.
By Anonymous, on 9:21 AM
anon 8:57,
try reading the post just below this one. duuuhhhhrrr.
Rock on Grant.
By Anonymous, on 9:33 AM
hey, that worn out nail polish is the "hip" thing now.
i don't know exactly, but i guess a bit punk-rockish look.
i hate it though.
By Anonymous, on 9:35 AM
Poor girl... seriously. To be that young and already so damn bitter and tired, despite having somewhat of a successful career. Clearly someone (ie, parents, anyone?) didn't equip her with any life-skills, so now we get to watch her circle the drain.
By pdog, on 9:49 AM
CUNT
By Anonymous, on 9:53 AM
She was freaked out and dodgy on the "Today" show, as well. But i guess it goes without saying she's hyped up on some good drugs.
By Oedipa Maas, on 9:58 AM
She makes me sad. I really loved her in Freaky Friday and in Mean Girls. Her body was smoking hot, and I thought she was a talented actress. Nowadays, she looks absolutely dreadful.
Also...what is with her sister? They're starting her early on looking like a slut with all that fucking makeup. That blush makes her look like a clown.
By Anonymous, on 9:59 AM
I guess they must've ran out of coke before it was her turn to get to sniffin.
Boohoo you skanky bitch.... you're an actress... Act like you wanna be there for christ's sake.
If you can't even pull that off.. what sorta no talent piece of crap are you.
By Anonymous, on 10:14 AM
I don't think you can even LOOK at a cup of espresso and still have teeth that white!
By Zen Wizard, on 10:16 AM
did anyone see her on jay leno last night right before the premiere? i expected her to at least be charming, but she was just a self-centered, obnoxious brat. she kept dropping all these designers names during the interview...it's sad. ugh. i really can't stand her.
By Anonymous, on 10:25 AM
She looks strung out in these pictures. I never noticed that mole on her upper lip -- maybe it's melanoma?
Or herpes...
By jeditemple, on 11:14 AM
At least she's not wearing my spandex leggings again.
By Grandma Lohan, on 11:26 AM
I was wondering the same thing about her nail polish. It's always black and it's always chipped. WTF? But then, it hit me. It makes the coke dust more visible so she can snort up the bits that would otherwise go unseen and wasted. It's her cheese paper*!! And her sister (?) looks like Angie Harmon's mini me.
*Cheese Paper (noun) - refers to bits of melted cheese adhering to paper commonly used in wrapping cheese burgers; an urban delicacy
By rm®, on 11:34 AM
chipped nails...gross
By Brandi Love, on 11:35 AM
Once again
(thunder... thunder... thundercats,)
HOOOO!
TheBrazilRod
By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM
actually, we should clap our hands to this brave girl. she's dying like that and still making movies. you go, resilient bitch!
By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM
I feel sorry for her. That she is so out of control. The people around her are more interested in making money, than what is good for her. It's a shame.
By Anonymous, on 12:44 PM
in the first family photo her sis's feet look nast
By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM
The chipped nails are gross. What's even grosser is that they are on purpose and she actually paid someone to do that to them. I hate it when people say 'what a waste' when it comes to Hohan. She sucks - always has. Her acting is crappy, her singing is even crappier and she has absolutely no presence or charisma about her. The only amusing thing that has ever come out of her mouth in a movie is when Rachel McAdams said "shut UP!" and Lindsay said "I didn't say anything" in Mean Girls. She just plain sucks.
By Jess, on 1:16 PM
Oh, and her sister looks like she's going to be a mannish dog when she gets older - check out that chin.
By Jess, on 1:17 PM
Her sister's feet defy words... I've never seen anything like that... And Lindsay looks almost the same age as her mom.
By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
Jess.... meow.
By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
she is not hairy!! and insulting the little kid? come on guys..
By Anonymous, on 2:49 PM
I remember jerking off to a movie she was in when she was about ten years old. Good times. Her teeth used to look like little yellow chiclets. Now it is time to shave my balls. Goodnight, granny Federline!
By Anonymous, on 3:29 PM
she was really condescending on Ellen to Ellen. But we all love her.
By Anonymous, on 4:09 PM
Oh come on people. You know how many calories you can lose while having sex? The rate she's going, she should be down to negative sizes in the next 6 months.
Hey anonymous May 10, 2006 5:22 AM, I can't believe you referred to her as 'hot'. I'm sure inbetween having sex with anything that breathes and snorthing coke, she reads this commentary, so get ready mate, I'm sure she's 10 minutes from your house. Don't worry about a condom, I'm sure she's well beyond using protection.
By Anonymous, on 5:21 PM
She just looks like she's aging so fast. Her skin is just going to shit...
By Anonymous, on 6:19 PM
The most beautiful of the three? The little sister. Then Mom and finally, in a dismal last place LLo.
By Anonymous, on 8:41 PM
What is up with Dina's dress? It looks like she is wearing a tank top under a spaghetti strap? Why would you do that?
By Anonymous, on 10:13 PM
coke it's a helluva drug
By im am teh win, on 12:11 AM
OMG, do I feel stupid or what? I posted yesterday that LL's mom's nails were nasty - I totally thought that was her mom's arm around them. I can't believe those are LL's hands - they look OLD. Eek!
By Crystal, on 10:08 AM
EW! How much more pissed off can she look? SEriously she can't even get to a manucurist before her own movie premiere? And she's supposed to be "the hardest working person she knows"...blagh!
By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM
What clown college graduate put her sister's make-up on? I don't think I've worn that much blush over the course of my entire lifetime.
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
Lindsay should perfect her teeth w/braces, veneers etc...but better than her mom and Hilary Duff did. Lindsay's look kind of discolored from what I've seen
By Anonymous, on 2:03 PM
Oh, Jenny. Jenny, jenny, jenny, jenny, jenny!
(It's *Hedley*, not Hedy.)
By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
Her look is so tired, time for a new stylist...
By Anonymous, on 11:36 AM
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