I had this happen to me once. I was dating this super hot chick and then I met this slutty one. The hot one could fuck so-so but the slutty one let me stick in her butt. So, I feel for you Mr. Ratner. I really do. Decisions and more decisions. I would got with Alina. My reason...she's hotter. You can always train a hot chick to do anal. Threaten to leave her if she doesn't. It works. Trust me.
That would be my only reason. I would try to fuck both of them again, a couple of times before you decide with one to keep.
Dog the shit out of Lohan and show her the real reason she a "teen sensation". Go Balls Deep and then set the camera up. Blackmail. Then repeat.
Word of advise: Never give a girl your seeing a key to your place.
What's all this "first" crap i keep seeing EVERYWHERE!!! do people not read anything and have a comment to make anymore?
I hate that everything is a race to be first in comment sections.
BTW, "The Guy", funny stuff. Too bad it has a hint of bitter disappointment to it. (plus, I doubt anyone you dated was "super hot". Hot maybe... not "super"
Eastern European women are for the most part such whores. Sorry. Specially the ones out in the West. That explains this one being with a hottie like Ratner.
Amazing how nearly 50 years of Communism has turned entire nations of people into some of the most materialistic people on earth.
Lenin would be spinning in his grave. I'm laughing at his naive, utopia dreaming ass.
im romanian, so i have a few things to say to nicolae ceausescu.... first of all, you should think twice before using that name... maybe you dont know what that fucker did to romania... and secondly, Eastern European chicks are not whores, they just happen to look fuckin hot. so, dont be hatin, k? late
nicolae ceasusecu i suggest that from now on u THINK before u start writing shit about things u have no clue about. just bc some hot european chick probably dissed u don't be hating cause u don't know shit. i'm romanian myself and i know for sure i'm no slut so just bc we look good doesn't make us whores and btw if ur american wtf do YOU know about communism? try and read some more books instead of playboy
This was either about creating drama or payback. It was no accident. btw- the hottest women are usually no good in bed. They always skate by on their looks. Thanks "the guy" for the news flash.
While the Romanians didn't do the best job of arguing their case, the basic sentiment is right.
Eastern European women are smokin', but that doesn't make them all whores. It was a lame generalization to begin with, considering it's the American women that are considered the biggest whores. If they come over here and become materialistic sluts, it's because they learned from the best.
Either way, the fact that you're calling the devoted (albeit, stupid) girlfriend the whore over LINDSAY LOHAN, of all people, shows me that your opinion is impossibly skewed anyway.
God.. I would just love it if Lohan started yelling at my ass. She wouldn't know what hit her. Give her ass a black eye to match her black nail polish. Maybe punch out a few of her teeth as well. I'm sure whatever guy she's sucking off this week would appreciate it.
to ceausescu & co: do your best to refrain from bordering topics you know zero of. Communism is one (yes, I am aware with the likes of you there's a high degree of difficulty in choosing just one topic you're ignorant about). i'll steer clear of silly polemics about Romanian women in the 'west'. let me just suggest a quick browse through directories of harvard, mit & the likes and you'll see that's our playground. anyway, apart from looks and brains, why would any reasonable man pick a Romanian over the rest? self-respect. we would not be caught dead looking like we've just emerged from a trash can, like your friend lohan here.
I'm in a hurry so I'll make it quick, please excuse any typos.
I'm one of those romanians who regurarly visit this site. And for all I know, Alina Puscau is actually engaged to Brett Ratner, she's not just one of those eastern europeean girls who flud the US, also she's a top model and a really hot girl. This being said, why would it be such a surprise to Lindsay Lohan to see them in bed?
Either the romanian tabloids are wrong, either Todd's sources are incorrect.
Oh, and the person who used Ceausescu's name must be really ignorant, but then again, whatever, he's not the only dumb person in this world. Take a second to think before you act, who knows who you might offend.
No, that's not the way it happened. In my dream they yell for a few minutes and then start kissing. Lindsay rips off her clothes and they jump in bed getting into it hot and heavy. After a few minutes of that they grab me and start getting down to it!
Stevie, that's my Blackberry (Crackberry) 8700r. It's the most awesome phone/PDA I've ever owned. And it's currently missing...I'm hoping the dog hasn't buried it (my dog, that is, not Lohan).
How do you know that Romanian/Russian women are whores? Have you seen a lot of them in your life? There are American whores, French whores, Romanian whores, Russian whores but to call a whole nation whores is just stupid. By the way, Americans are the most materialistic people on earth.
"because a russian whore stole my boyfriend" <- - that was the worst reason u could possibly give for why u think russians are whores...if the girl was italian would u just say ALL italian women are whores?
Did I mention how sensitive and defensive they are as well?
I shouldn't have said "all" eastern european women are whores because I'm sure that's not true. However, many of the ones that have come to the West are or sure act like it. Let's face it, that's the general rep they've got. Do you really think this Alina girl is with Ratner because of his dashing good looks, charming personality or because they have so much in common? Right.
I was just musing on the irony of how the attempt at egalitarian utopia that was Communism ended up making people so hungry for the oppposite.
Now, about those blue leg-warmers Lindsay's wearing on her arms...
Do you really think this Alina girl is with Ratner because of his dashing good looks, charming personality or because they have so much in common? Right. Who knows? Maybe. Maybe not. How about Lindsay? Why would she "date" him? Indeed, Alina has been known to date other hollywood celebrities as well (Vin Diesel, to name one)... So imo Lindsay is no better than Alina. Or should it be the other way around?
You could be right about the materialism part. However, most people such as myself really want to get rid of the label "ex-comunist country" Romania is under. And foreigners such as you using the name of our dictator prove that we should try harder. It's pissing me off, honestly, but why should you care?
wow...these posts certainly went off on another tangent!! Anyway, I really don't care if Russian/Romanian women are whores or not..you could say that about any country..I'm wondering why Brett hid in the bedroom!!!! Hilarious!!! I just think Lindsay loves a good cat fight. I'm sure there will be another "man" in her life tomorrow!
I am married to a Romanian. Why....well....she is fucking hot and a great wife as well :)
Why would I want a fat McDonalds girl when I can have someone who cares what she looks like and wears tanga panties?
But still.....to the romanian girls here...im sure you know very well what girls like this Alina Puscau is like, ProTV is full ofthem. And we know how they get into "positions" where everybody sees them. So dont act so coy ok?
But in general Romanian girls are cool. Lindsay Lohan looks dreadful.
37 Comments:
first?
By Stina, on 3:49 PM
hey, that's the girl from Eurotrip walking behind Lindsay.
She's probably thinks she's cool becuase there are paparrazi everywhere....too bad they are all there ONLY for Lindsay
By Anonymous, on 3:51 PM
I had this happen to me once. I was dating this super hot chick and then I met this slutty one. The hot one could fuck so-so but the slutty one let me stick in her butt. So, I feel for you Mr. Ratner. I really do. Decisions and more decisions. I would got with Alina. My reason...she's hotter. You can always train a hot chick to do anal. Threaten to leave her if she doesn't. It works. Trust me.
That would be my only reason. I would try to fuck both of them again, a couple of times before you decide with one to keep.
Dog the shit out of Lohan and show her the real reason she a "teen sensation". Go Balls Deep and then set the camera up. Blackmail. Then repeat.
Word of advise: Never give a girl your seeing a key to your place.
Your welcome.
Sincerely,
"The Guy" (a.k.a) Mr. Anonymous
By Anonymous, on 3:53 PM
Nice black, half-eaten nail polish Lindsay. Great fashion statement with the gloves as well.
On a serious note, I do love those shoes.
By Anonymous, on 4:39 PM
What's all this "first" crap i keep seeing EVERYWHERE!!! do people not read anything and have a comment to make anymore?
I hate that everything is a race to be first in comment sections.
BTW, "The Guy", funny stuff. Too bad it has a hint of bitter disappointment to it. (plus, I doubt anyone you dated was "super hot". Hot maybe... not "super"
By munchy mcgee, on 4:40 PM
"She just wanted to hang out"
That's slut code for "I will fuck you all night long".
By Anonymous, on 4:40 PM
If you've ever seen Alina Puscau, you'd wonder why Ratner would ever leave his house to willingly hang out with Lindsay.
The reason is simple: for every good-looking woman, there's some guy out there who's sick of her shit.
/plus--Lohanboob makes for a compelling argument
//yes, even in their present condition
///you totally would
By Gonzo, on 4:42 PM
Eastern European women are for the most part such whores. Sorry. Specially the ones out in the West. That explains this one being with a hottie like Ratner.
Amazing how nearly 50 years of Communism has turned entire nations of people into some of the most materialistic people on earth.
Lenin would be spinning in his grave. I'm laughing at his naive, utopia dreaming ass.
By nicolae ceaucescu, on 4:56 PM
Damn. Lindsay is going to be running out of dudes to date at this rate. Why should she be pissed? I'm sure she was already over this guy anyway.
By Brandy, on 4:57 PM
Dammit, that's where my Crackberry went! Well Hohan, you can have it now 'cause gawd knows where your hands have been....
By Vigilante, on 5:20 PM
im romanian, so i have a few things to say to nicolae ceausescu.... first of all, you should think twice before using that name... maybe you dont know what that fucker did to romania... and secondly, Eastern European chicks are not whores, they just happen to look fuckin hot. so, dont be hatin, k? late
By romanian chick, on 6:28 PM
nicolae ceasusecu i suggest that from now on u THINK before u start writing shit about things u have no clue about. just bc some hot european chick probably dissed u don't be hating cause u don't know shit. i'm romanian myself and i know for sure i'm no slut so just bc we look good doesn't make us whores and btw if ur american wtf do YOU know about communism? try and read some more books instead of playboy
By anonymous, on 7:18 PM
This was either about creating drama or payback. It was no accident. btw- the hottest women are usually no good in bed. They always skate by on their looks. Thanks "the guy" for the news flash.
By Anonymous, on 7:33 PM
just bc some hot european chick probably dissed u don't be hating cause u don't know shit
Wow.
Socio-Political discourse collided with a text message.
By Gonzo, on 7:43 PM
While the Romanians didn't do the best job of arguing their case, the basic sentiment is right.
Eastern European women are smokin', but that doesn't make them all whores. It was a lame generalization to begin with, considering it's the American women that are considered the biggest whores. If they come over here and become materialistic sluts, it's because they learned from the best.
Either way, the fact that you're calling the devoted (albeit, stupid) girlfriend the whore over LINDSAY LOHAN, of all people, shows me that your opinion is impossibly skewed anyway.
By meli, on 8:03 PM
God.. I would just love it if Lohan started yelling at my ass. She wouldn't know what hit her.
Give her ass a black eye to match her black nail polish.
Maybe punch out a few of her teeth as well. I'm sure whatever guy she's sucking off this week would appreciate it.
By Anonymous, on 8:28 PM
to ceausescu & co: do your best to refrain from bordering topics you know zero of. Communism is one (yes, I am aware with the likes of you there's a high degree of difficulty in choosing just one topic you're ignorant about).
i'll steer clear of silly polemics about Romanian women in the 'west'. let me just suggest a quick browse through directories of harvard, mit & the likes and you'll see that's our playground.
anyway, apart from looks and brains, why would any reasonable man pick a Romanian over the rest? self-respect. we would not be caught dead looking like we've just emerged from a trash can, like your friend lohan here.
By Anonymous, on 8:51 PM
holy cow. I totally love those shoes!
yeah. that's all I saw.
By that girl, on 9:07 PM
the commenters are right. romanian women aren't whores. russian women are.
By Anonymous, on 10:02 PM
give it up, crack whore. gwen stefani, you ain't.
By Anonymous, on 10:03 PM
l. ho really knows how to pick 'em, doesn't she?
By Anonymous, on 11:20 PM
What's that thing in her hand??
By Stevie (yeah that one!), on 1:14 AM
I'm in a hurry so I'll make it quick, please excuse any typos.
I'm one of those romanians who regurarly visit this site. And for all I know, Alina Puscau is actually engaged to Brett Ratner, she's not just one of those eastern europeean girls who flud the US, also she's a top model and a really hot girl. This being said, why would it be such a surprise to Lindsay Lohan to see them in bed?
Either the romanian tabloids are wrong, either Todd's sources are incorrect.
Oh, and the person who used Ceausescu's name must be really ignorant, but then again, whatever, he's not the only dumb person in this world. Take a second to think before you act, who knows who you might offend.
By mihai, on 3:01 AM
i bet her coochie is as worn out and loose as a woman who has had 5 kids. yuck.
By Anonymous, on 8:07 AM
No, that's not the way it happened. In my dream they yell for a few minutes and then start kissing. Lindsay rips off her clothes and they jump in bed getting into it hot and heavy. After a few minutes of that they grab me and start getting down to it!
By Edweirdo, on 8:57 AM
Stevie, that's my Blackberry (Crackberry) 8700r. It's the most awesome phone/PDA I've ever owned. And it's currently missing...I'm hoping the dog hasn't buried it (my dog, that is, not Lohan).
By Vigilante, on 9:48 AM
Me again, it seems this topic has reached the romanian national news, I have seen it just now on pro tv (http://www.protv.ro/).
I was right, Brett Ratner gave Alina Puscau an engagement ring.
By mihai, on 1:39 PM
How do you know that Romanian/Russian women are whores? Have you seen a lot of them in your life? There are American whores, French whores, Romanian whores, Russian whores but to call a whole nation whores is just stupid. By the way, Americans are the most materialistic people on earth.
By Anonymous, on 1:46 PM
because a russian whore stole my boyfriend.
By Anonymous, on 2:09 PM
"because a russian whore stole my boyfriend" <- - that was the worst reason u could possibly give for why u think russians are whores...if the girl was italian would u just say ALL italian women are whores?
By Anonymous, on 5:14 PM
i would. definitely. just like i'm going to say that there's a 1000% chance you're going to be stupid for the rest of your life.
By Anonymous, on 5:38 PM
Did I mention how sensitive and defensive they are as well?
I shouldn't have said "all" eastern european women are whores because I'm sure that's not true. However, many of the ones that have come to the West are or sure act like it. Let's face it, that's the general rep they've got. Do you really think this Alina girl is with Ratner because of his dashing good looks, charming personality or because they have so much in common? Right.
I was just musing on the irony of how the attempt at egalitarian utopia that was Communism ended up making people so hungry for the oppposite.
Now, about those blue leg-warmers Lindsay's wearing on her arms...
By nicolae ceaucescu, on 5:56 PM
Do you really think this Alina girl is with Ratner because of his dashing good looks, charming personality or because they have so much in common? Right.
Who knows? Maybe. Maybe not. How about Lindsay? Why would she "date" him?
Indeed, Alina has been known to date other hollywood celebrities as well (Vin Diesel, to name one)... So imo Lindsay is no better than Alina. Or should it be the other way around?
You could be right about the materialism part. However, most people such as myself really want to get rid of the label "ex-comunist country" Romania is under. And foreigners such as you using the name of our dictator prove that we should try harder. It's pissing me off, honestly, but why should you care?
By mihai, on 1:32 AM
wow...these posts certainly went off on another tangent!! Anyway, I really don't care if Russian/Romanian women are whores or not..you could say that about any country..I'm wondering why Brett hid in the bedroom!!!! Hilarious!!! I just think Lindsay loves a good cat fight. I'm sure there will be another "man" in her life tomorrow!
By Anonymous, on 8:50 AM
Is she starting a new fashion trend or something here??!!!
By Anonymous, on 8:53 AM
Romanian chixz are hot lindsay IS but ugly YUKKKKKKKKKK.....I LOVE HOT EUROPEAN GIRLS
By CRIS, on 11:22 AM
well well.
I am married to a Romanian. Why....well....she is fucking hot and a great wife as well :)
Why would I want a fat McDonalds girl when I can have someone who cares what she looks like and wears tanga panties?
But still.....to the romanian girls here...im sure you know very well what girls like this Alina Puscau is like, ProTV is full ofthem. And we know how they get into "positions" where everybody sees them. So dont act so coy ok?
But in general Romanian girls are cool. Lindsay Lohan looks dreadful.
By Anonymous, on 8:51 AM
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