Nah.. she's got boobies. Trouble is - they're of the "flapjack" variety. Like someone glued two pancakes to her chest. Or two very poorly-filled water balloons.
She kinda looks like JarJarBinks (from the neck down) in pic5.
Her ass looks awesome, but then you go to her top and her boobies look like they have died...didn't she just have a child or something? it certainly looks like it to me...
Nelly had a baby recently. Breast feeding has that effect on boobies, but it makes her that much more beautiful. She looks hot. I love her butt. I wish mine was that shapely.
im sorry but i have to clarify, she is NOT CUBAN?! where did you get that from? shes said many times that she is PORTUGESE, portugese canadian. *facepalm*
I have no idea who she is and don't care enough to Google her, but I'm assuming she's an actress/singer. In which case, she will almost certainly cave under the pressures of the entertainment industry to conform to it's cookie-cutter image, and will have most of what makes her desirable sucked out by a plastic "surgeon."
@ 12:55 - She's a greatsinger with a beautiful voice, and she's not the type to "cave". If you cared enough to Google, you'd probably find that out for yourself.
That's what happened to my boobs after breastfeeding. At first I was upset about it, but whenever I look at my healthy toddlers, I don't even care. My husband still thinks I'm sexy and can't keep his hands off me, so that helps too.
She use to be really freaking hot. What happened to her. Those tree trunks she has as legs now are not very attractive. I really don't like the cankles either.
I was going to say something about pancake boobs but ya'all have beat me to it. She looks great, though and I would kill for a body like that. She is beautiful and ya know, not everyone can have a great rack. She just needs to get a better fitting top is all.
hey ANON 12:50 PM, she's Portugese you moron. And what the fuck does she has Canadian boobs mean???? You're a fuckin idiot. Do we all have small boobies up here b/c it's sooo cold that they never grow. Geez, you're retarded.
Anyone remember the Iron Sheik? An old WWF wrestler. He had this big protruding power-gut but at the same time his abs were cut. These pics gave me that flashback. Not a nice body on this girl at all but would still give her the Portuguese-Canadian hockey stick.
I agree with the "tree trunks" comment.....guess I'll go "kill myself". Who are the people who come on this website and say such disturbing things? Chill out, smoke something, drink something, just don't take it so seriously.
She and I are shaped almost exactly alike. I get compliments on my body quite often, but apparently now I guess I have tree trunks and cankles, so I'm not as attractive as I thought. Thanks, everyone. I'm so glad I read these comments. You guys in the comments area could at least try to be funny instead of just plain hateful.
2:30, uh, hello, she said, "She and I are shaped almost exactly alike," so if you're making fun of the shape of someone who is shaped like her, it's hard not to take it personally.
Crazy as it sounds, this is a career-defining moment for Nelly. Nelly is going to get more play off these grainy photos than she is currently getting from her new music or videos, cool as they are. It's weird, but it's all about that ass.
Don't believe me? Watch her: 1) blow up in the blogosphere this week, 2) get wind of this and other sites that have run these photos and start arranging other "spontaneous" photo ops for her new best friend and moneymaker, and 3) feature that moneymaker much more prominently in her subsequent videos and appearances. All this is from the book of J-Lo, but it works.
yes, she said in an instyle interview that she has more curves since she had a baby. and that even justin timberlake was checking her out! no kidding. way to go--and thanks for putting it out there for the rest of us moms that have a booty.
bodies arne't meant to be perfect - we don't all go around looking like supermodels or porn movies actresses.
I hope she doesnt' go for implants..she has boobs, but not huge ones like some people expect to see on all women. Her body's fine, she looks great for a mom, and she has talent. That's enough!
She looks thin (not scary skinny), toned and healthy. I guess to some fucktards "cankles" just mean your legs won't snap in a stiff wind and the ankle bones could slice you like Nicole Richie's.
"Here is one case where breast implants would actually make sense as they would put her body proportions in equilibrium.
Funny how it's often those who could really use such procedures that don't and vice versa."
What a GENUIS!! Why didn't Nelly think of that sooner??
Let's see...I guess the only problem with breast implants is that they always look like you shoved an unnaturally shaped half-sphere under your skin and they totally deform your body. Nelly seems too intelligent to deform her body like that or have such a severe self-hatred complex that she would stoop to such a low level. The comments suggesting that she get breast implants are inane.
She has a pretty face, and a natural, healthy body. Not perfect, but no cellulite, and a nice flat stomach. Kudos. She does have rather thick legs, but this could just be the way God made her.
btw "Cankles" is a term invented on Jerry Seinfeld to describe a leg where the calf and the ankle merge together without demarcation thus "cankle" meaning calf/ankle. Usually there is a curve instead of the calf ending at the foot.
Um, no, actually. If she is intelligent she won't let inane arguments that equate any amount of plastic surgery - no matter how reasonable or warranted - with having a "severe self-hatred complex" made by people who have some bizarre bitterness or hatred for the world around them get in the way of her doing something that would, in truth, make her look better without her automatically becoming some pumped-up, plastic bimbo.
Hey, she's on the beach with a swimsuit on. She just had a kid. I'm not bashing. If she were wearing shirts up to her bum all the time in public we would have a right to comment on "the goods" she was trying to market.
But for the record, from a pure aesthetic standpoint, her legs are not her best feature. No crime in being honest.
Breast implants deform the body? Who knew. I was under the impression that they made girls look hotter (in many cases), could make them look more proportional (like they would in Nelly's case) and oftentimes helped their self esteem. I guess I am wrong.
I think she looks good, and though I am not particularly picky, she does have some slight cankle action going on. Not that it bothers me, but they are definitely weirdly-thick ankles.
And her new single, Promiscuous, produced and co-starring Timbaland, is really good. And her SNL performance was hot (as is, I assume, the video...haven't seen it yet).
you people are the stereotypical hollow-headed 16-year old idiots that masturbate all day to ugly fake-lipped chicks with prosthetic breasts because you're told to. she's hot as hell, your mother has pancake boobs you ungrateful morons that don't know a beautiful woman when they see one. If I only found one specific body type attractive, I'd go shoot myself because it would be a really boring world.
ya, horrible tits, chicks who finish breastfeeding should just go get their boobs fixed afterwards or stay of the beaches (the monkey will be spanked nonetheless).
69 Comments:
Nice ass, Nelly! Wow!
By Anonymous, on 12:21 PM
Nice ass, and unfortunately, not a tit to speak of.
When you don't have boobs, don't wear a bikini top that emphasizes the fact.
PS Great ass.
By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM
Nah.. she's got boobies. Trouble is - they're of the "flapjack" variety. Like someone glued two pancakes to her chest. Or two very poorly-filled water balloons.
She kinda looks like JarJarBinks (from the neck down) in pic5.
By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM
That's one of the worst tops ever designed for anyone's body. She's look a lot better in an underwire top with straps. She's a hottie.
By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM
Looks like she'll wobble but won't fall down.
By Anonymous, on 12:39 PM
Looks like she'll wobble but won't fall down.
By Anonymous, on 12:39 PM
Dude, she's from Canada, but her parents are Cuban. Cuban girls have big, well-shaped asses. She must have gotten Canadian boobs, is all.
By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM
Her ass looks awesome, but then you go to her top and her boobies look like they have died...didn't she just have a child or something? it certainly looks like it to me...
By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM
Nelly had a baby recently. Breast feeding has that effect on boobies, but it makes her that much more beautiful. She looks hot. I love her butt. I wish mine was that shapely.
By Anonymous, on 12:52 PM
im sorry but i have to clarify, she is NOT CUBAN?! where did you get that from? shes said many times that she is PORTUGESE, portugese canadian. *facepalm*
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
I have no idea who she is and don't care enough to Google her, but I'm assuming she's an actress/singer. In which case, she will almost certainly cave under the pressures of the entertainment industry to conform to it's cookie-cutter image, and will have most of what makes her desirable sucked out by a plastic "surgeon."
By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM
@ 12:55 - She's a greatsinger with a beautiful voice, and she's not the type to "cave". If you cared enough to Google, you'd probably find that out for yourself.
By Anonymous, on 12:58 PM
check out her latest video. she looks really hot AND can dance. who knew.
By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM
But again, I DON'T care enough. Luckily for me, it doesn't matter because the pattern is well established and has never been broken.
And stop telling me what "type" people are when you don't know them. I understand you feel like she's singing to you, but she's not.
By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM
breastfeeding killed her rack. but I wish my stomach looked like that after having a baby.
She's lovely and talented. Something we need desperately these days.
By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM
That's what happened to my boobs after breastfeeding. At first I was upset about it, but whenever I look at my healthy toddlers, I don't even care. My husband still thinks I'm sexy and can't keep his hands off me, so that helps too.
By Anonymous, on 1:12 PM
@ 1:05 PM
god you're such an asshole...
By Anonymous, on 1:12 PM
Gorqeous !!
By Anonymous, on 1:12 PM
She has a pretty face and yes a nice ass
By Brandy, on 1:21 PM
Jesus, she's rock hard. Look at those abs.
By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM
She use to be really freaking hot. What happened to her. Those tree trunks she has as legs now are not very attractive. I really don't like the cankles either.
By Anonymous, on 1:32 PM
little on top but she got much back.
By Anonymous, on 1:36 PM
"tree trunks" and "cankles"? You're a fucking idiot. Go kill yourself.
By Anonymous, on 1:36 PM
I see cankles too, sorry. i don't plan ti kill myself either. cankle cankle cankle
By cankles are us, on 1:54 PM
I was going to say something about pancake boobs but ya'all have beat me to it. She looks great, though and I would kill for a body like that. She is beautiful and ya know, not everyone can have a great rack. She just needs to get a better fitting top is all.
By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
hey ANON 12:50 PM, she's Portugese you moron. And what the fuck does she has Canadian boobs mean???? You're a fuckin idiot. Do we all have small boobies up here b/c it's sooo cold that they never grow. Geez, you're retarded.
By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM
if she had cankles, you wouldn't be able to see her ankle bones, which you clearly can, you morons.
By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM
Dude, she is freakin' hot. It's not just the smokin' body, it's her whole thing. have you seen her perform? She rules.
By Hollywood Insider, on 2:11 PM
My plans are to masturbate to the second picture when I get home. I thought you'd all like to know.
By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM
She is smokin' hot, all day long.
By Hollywood Insider, on 2:12 PM
She looks good especially since she had a baby.
By Anonymous, on 2:17 PM
she's very stumpy.
By Anonymous, on 2:17 PM
Anyone remember the Iron Sheik? An old WWF wrestler. He had this big protruding power-gut but at the same time his abs were cut. These pics gave me that flashback. Not a nice body on this girl at all but would still give her the Portuguese-Canadian hockey stick.
By Oily Cup, on 2:19 PM
Nelly's lookin hot. I love her new song. I never new she had such a sexy ass.
By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM
I agree with the "tree trunks" comment.....guess I'll go "kill myself". Who are the people who come on this website and say such disturbing things? Chill out, smoke something, drink something, just don't take it so seriously.
By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
She and I are shaped almost exactly alike. I get compliments on my body quite often, but apparently now I guess I have tree trunks and cankles, so I'm not as attractive as I thought. Thanks, everyone. I'm so glad I read these comments. You guys in the comments area could at least try to be funny instead of just plain hateful.
By Anonymous, on 2:27 PM
2:27.....uh, hello, no one is writing comments about you. This is all about Nelly, not all about you.
By Anonymous, on 2:30 PM
the smaller the boob the better the nipple
By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM
2:30, uh, hello, she said, "She and I are shaped almost exactly alike," so if you're making fun of the shape of someone who is shaped like her, it's hard not to take it personally.
P.S. Duh.
By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM
That is one niiiiice bootay.
By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM
Crazy as it sounds, this is a career-defining moment for Nelly. Nelly is going to get more play off these grainy photos than she is currently getting from her new music or videos, cool as they are. It's weird, but it's all about that ass.
Don't believe me? Watch her: 1) blow up in the blogosphere this week, 2) get wind of this and other sites that have run these photos and start arranging other "spontaneous" photo ops for her new best friend and moneymaker, and 3) feature that moneymaker much more prominently in her subsequent videos and appearances. All this is from the book of J-Lo, but it works.
Good luck to her and that peach of an ass!
That's all for now from the Hollywood Insider.
By Hollywood Insider, on 2:47 PM
Thong Please!!! With a butt like that, she should be wearing a nice thong to show it... Then people wouldn't be talking about her top...
By Anonymous, on 2:54 PM
nice body, but small breasts..
and why does every slut have bruises???
By Anonymous, on 3:10 PM
great body... she´s in a nice shape! looks much better than Paris Hilton and others skinny girls!!!
By Anonymous, on 3:59 PM
yes, she said in an instyle interview that she has more curves since she had a baby. and that even justin timberlake was checking her out! no kidding. way to go--and thanks for putting it out there for the rest of us moms that have a booty.
hell yeah, nelly.
By Anonymous, on 5:16 PM
Here is one case where breast implants would actually make sense as they would put her body proportions in equilibrium.
Funny how it's often those who could really use such procedures that don't and vice versa.
By sensimility, on 6:13 PM
bodies arne't meant to be perfect - we don't all go around looking like supermodels or porn movies actresses.
I hope she doesnt' go for implants..she has boobs, but not huge ones like some people expect to see on all women. Her body's fine, she looks great for a mom, and she has talent. That's enough!
By meme, on 11:25 PM
She had a baby? Damn! Shitney, pay attention!
She looks thin (not scary skinny), toned and healthy. I guess to some fucktards "cankles" just mean your legs won't snap in a stiff wind and the ankle bones could slice you like Nicole Richie's.
By Anonymous, on 12:26 AM
Ya seen one smelly furtaco, ya seen em all.
By Anonymous, on 3:30 AM
I give her body a 5.
Nothing special about this girl.
By Geigh, on 7:16 AM
thick legs
By Anonymous, on 9:11 AM
thick legs
By Anonymous, on 9:11 AM
"Here is one case where breast implants would actually make sense as they would put her body proportions in equilibrium.
Funny how it's often those who could really use such procedures that don't and vice versa."
What a GENUIS!! Why didn't Nelly think of that sooner??
Let's see...I guess the only problem with breast implants is that they always look like you shoved an unnaturally shaped half-sphere under your skin and they totally deform your body. Nelly seems too intelligent to deform her body like that or have such a severe self-hatred complex that she would stoop to such a low level. The comments suggesting that she get breast implants are inane.
By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM
i thought she was american indian?????
By Anonymous, on 12:47 PM
She has a pretty face, and a natural, healthy body. Not perfect, but no cellulite, and a nice flat stomach. Kudos. She does have rather thick legs, but this could just be the way God made her.
btw "Cankles" is a term invented on Jerry Seinfeld to describe a leg where the calf and the ankle merge together without demarcation thus "cankle" meaning calf/ankle. Usually there is a curve instead of the calf ending at the foot.
Just thought I'd clarify.
By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM
Fun to look at maybe, but torture to listen to!
She has one of the worst "voices" EVER and her music sucks major ass.
By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM
she might have "thick" legs compared to girls who don't naturally have any leg muscles, but she is natural and beautiful.
Her legs are muscular, NOT FAT.
And I'm sure that if you told her you though she had "thick legs and cankles" she could give you a FORCEFUL kick in the ass.
By Anonymous, on 5:03 PM
June 01, 2006 12:05 PM
Um, no, actually. If she is intelligent she won't let inane arguments that equate any amount of plastic surgery - no matter how reasonable or warranted - with having a "severe self-hatred complex" made by people who have some bizarre bitterness or hatred for the world around them get in the way of her doing something that would, in truth, make her look better without her automatically becoming some pumped-up, plastic bimbo.
Ever heard of the 'Goldilocks principle'?
By sensimility, on 8:38 PM
for having squeezed out a pup and having a body loking like that!?! she looks great!
By Anonymous, on 9:25 PM
Hey, she's on the beach with a swimsuit on. She just had a kid. I'm not bashing. If she were wearing shirts up to her bum all the time in public we would have a right to comment on "the goods" she was trying to market.
But for the record, from a pure aesthetic standpoint, her legs are not her best feature. No crime in being honest.
By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
Ya'll peoples still fighting over the cankles down here?
By Anonymous, on 6:10 PM
She had a kid - hence the bigger ass.
By Anonymous, on 3:06 PM
Best ass ever. Damn!
By Anonymous, on 11:01 PM
Breast implants deform the body? Who knew. I was under the impression that they made girls look hotter (in many cases), could make them look more proportional (like they would in Nelly's case) and oftentimes helped their self esteem. I guess I am wrong.
I think she looks good, and though I am not particularly picky, she does have some slight cankle action going on. Not that it bothers me, but they are definitely weirdly-thick ankles.
And her new single, Promiscuous, produced and co-starring Timbaland, is really good. And her SNL performance was hot (as is, I assume, the video...haven't seen it yet).
By Butterscotch Stallion, on 9:24 AM
Girls wouldn't need breast implants to "look normal" and "have self-esteem" if they weren't crucified for not fitting artificial standards.
Acting like somebody's deformed or misproportioned just because they don't look like your ideal fantasy is sick and sad. Grow the fuck up.
She's beautiful, and she knows it. Good for her.
By Anonymous, on 12:27 PM
huh. doesn't do it for me at all. i see nothing special and i'd choose my own body over hers anytime. but then again, i never gave birth.
By Anonymous, on 4:22 PM
you people are the stereotypical hollow-headed 16-year old idiots that masturbate all day to ugly fake-lipped chicks with prosthetic breasts because you're told to. she's hot as hell, your mother has pancake boobs you ungrateful morons that don't know a beautiful woman when they see one. If I only found one specific body type attractive, I'd go shoot myself because it would be a really boring world.
By Anonymous, on 3:58 PM
ahah i don`t know what da f**ck it`s going on with all you
but that girl its beautiful she has no boobs ok what`s da f**ckin problem?
ill masturbae right now with that photos
thanx
By Anonymous, on 8:42 AM
ya, horrible tits, chicks who finish breastfeeding should just go get their boobs fixed afterwards or stay of the beaches (the monkey will be spanked nonetheless).
By Anonymous, on 2:59 AM
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