IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: This is Kevin Federline. Seriously.

This is Kevin Federline. Seriously.

88 Comments:

He must be choking in that suit. "Can't ... breathe..... need...wife...beaters..."

By Anonymous, on 6:55 PM
dear lord, he still looks like a goober!

By Chantelle, on 6:56 PM
He looks...dare I say it...employed.

By Anonymous, on 7:03 PM
do you think the brief case in the last photo is full of brits money?

By Megan, on 7:05 PM
It all looks kinda impressive until you see his ginormous coke-thumbnail in the 2nd picture.

By Anonymous, on 7:13 PM
Oh god. It was too early in the morning for that.
I seriously cannot face my breakfast now.

By Loob, on 7:18 PM
k-turd!

By Anonymous, on 7:19 PM
wow he oddly looks okay. Less retard looking, dare I say....good?

By Anonymous, on 7:33 PM
I hates to say it, but he kinda has a Paul Rudd thing going on.

By Anonymous, on 7:39 PM
3 words....

big fucking loser

just like his wife.

By Anonymous, on 7:46 PM
The wonder of soap and water....
Still can never get the image of the REAL him out of my mind though. He'll always be a jackass and I really hope those rumors of Britney wanting a divorce is true... not that I like her, but she could still do better than this POS

By Anonymous, on 7:59 PM
If I may quote Butthead:

"You can't polish a turd, Beavis."

By jeditemple, on 8:08 PM
He still looks like an asshole. He's surprisingly clean shaven, bathed and combed, but nevertheless still an asshole.

By Toni, on 8:12 PM
Jedi we should make behbehs. thats the second time you've made me soil myself.

By insignificUnt, on 8:46 PM
Now he just looks like a different type of douche bag. The kind of guy you'd see roaming a college campus, patrolling for frehman chicks, while wearing board shorts, two polo shirts (one's pink) with the collars popped up starting sentences with the word "Dude" or uttering a "bro-ski" every now and then. Makes me wanna smash my monitor with my head.

By munchy mcgee, on 8:59 PM
i...im ashamed to say im mildly attracted to the man.

oh lord, what have they done.

By Anonymous, on 9:16 PM
K-fed with none of the bad boy appeal. What does B see in this guy?

By Anonymous, on 9:16 PM
He looks like Tucker Carlson's big brother. *shudder*

By Daryl, on 9:42 PM
HE LOOKS VERY GAY, LIKE HE JUST DROPPED THE SOAP. NOTHING HE CAN DO TO HIS OUTSIDE WILL CHANGE WHAT HE REALLY IS AND THATS A CHEATER, SPONGE, NO TALENT LOSER.

By Anonymous, on 9:49 PM
9:16pm... I too am ashamed. He looks fairly attractive in the last picture with him in the chair....almost like a model. But I repeat... I AM ashamed to have thought this.

By Anonymous, on 10:06 PM
ditto munchy mcgee

By Anonymous, on 10:09 PM
Completely unrecognizable. If I saw this incarnation of K-Fed walking down the street, I would either think "Heh-heh, used car salesman" or, "Nothing". Not a bad looking guy but still dorky with a capital dork. Looks like he put down the bong for a few minutes too. Not bad, I shudder to say.

By Anonymous, on 10:11 PM
he can dress however he wants, he's still a wigga douche

By Anonymous, on 10:14 PM
just because he looks nice doesnt mean hes changed
its not like once you shave your beard and cut your hair your personality changes all of a sudden

By Anonymous, on 10:17 PM
If he looked like that all the time he can bludge off me.

By Anonymous, on 10:25 PM
I actually think he looks pretty good, and he made some good points in that interview. I guess I just have a soft spot for him because my whole family is from Fresno, and all my male cousins look and dress just like him. But they're all hard working blue collar family men...so...

By Lydia, on 10:34 PM
Okay... now do it to Britney! *claps and giggles*

By eclair, on 11:02 PM
I thought it was a young Bob Saggat (Saggot? Hell if I know.)

By Anonymous, on 11:16 PM
he actually looks good..he is a good-looking guy but he has to let his poor attitude and image overshadow that.

What a waste. Britney deserves better.

By meme, on 11:19 PM
WOW, LYDIA THATS INSULTING TO YOUR FAMILY TO COMPARE THEM TO KPUTZ IN ANYWAY, SHAPE OR FORM.

By Anonymous, on 12:08 AM
Pic 3:
K-Fed: I swear I'm not it the marriage for the money.
K-Fed's promotions person: Dammit Kevin! You're supposed to say that with a straight face!

By Nicci, on 12:31 AM
On the third pic: What the hell? Is he saying the Pledge of Allegiance to the United States of A-wiggaca?

This is seriously disturbing. Someone needs to take a round, splintered stick to this guy's ass(hole).

Let's see if anyone can come up with a caption for the 2nd pic.. teheehee, he's just askin' for it.

By Anonymous, on 2:40 AM
Wait, where's his tiny photo-shopped dog?

By Loob, on 3:42 AM
I'm sorry, but the whole attempt is ruin by hhis long thumbnail. its so gross!! can't... stopp... staring... at ...it...

By Anonymous, on 4:33 AM
I think you've been to generous in labelling him as an ex car jacker......

Fncking lamer. I hate him.

By Paomranteur, on 4:41 AM
Third picture:

"I do solemnly swear to sponge off my wife for the rest of her natural life, or until her un-natural death (*cough*), upon which I will drag her estate into court to fight for my right to sponge off that until there isn't a penny left. I'm doin' it for the kids y'all....sniffle...the kids"

What a douche.

By Vigilante, on 5:27 AM
He does look better, I admit. But can they KEEP him clean?

I still don't like Britney much, she copies other people, but has no real style of her own ... if you're LUCKY she will wear a bra - and even then, she thinks we MUST see it! Why so sleezy? Why not regular clothes? Shes not sexy anymore, why pretend? Lower the hemlines, cover those bullet titties and get a new do (preferrably less bleached) I hate her rice crispies/troll hair.

Ok, I'm done.

By Anonymous, on 5:32 AM
I think he looks like that dude Katie Holmes dumped for Tom. Whats his name? Klein? That guy, only thinner.

By Anonymous, on 5:33 AM
From rapper wannabe to used car salesman. He does not look good, still a complete loser. Just a different kind of loser now.

By Anonymous, on 6:27 AM
he actually looks like a homo...

By Anonymous, on 6:44 AM
I'm still not sure this is actually him. He's so...clean.

By Anonymous, on 6:46 AM
He looks rather... gay. no?

By Anonymous, on 7:04 AM
clean, dirty, doesn't matter. he's still a jackass. living the white trash american dream.

By Anonymous, on 7:05 AM
The nylon bristles never recovered.

By Anonymous, on 7:06 AM
His thumb nails are longer than Ashlee Simpson's pre-plastic-surgery nose. If he quit blowing Britney's money on Porsches, maybe he could afford a manicure set. Or just a manicure.

By Laurie, on 7:07 AM
Look, the guy is a jerk off but its not like he pursued his filthy trash wife.

By Geigh, on 7:19 AM
There has never been a man born with less charisma and personality. I firmly believe in the ability of Louis Vuitton, beautifully tailored clothes, a good haircut and shave, and a striped tie to make any man look like he has at least a modicum of good breeding. Today *gets choked up* I have been proven wrong. K-Fed is, and always will be, "Ratface" to me.

By Kitty X, on 7:43 AM
the last picture he looks nice. He's still a douche bag though.

By Anonymous, on 7:57 AM
He looks employable now, not quite employed. I must agree with anonymous June 1 12:08, I pity you and your family Lydia.

By Anonymous, on 8:13 AM
Suit or no suit, there is still nothing up stairs. It's still a big, empty, echoing space up there.

By Anonymous, on 8:16 AM
They put a suit on him, but did they boil him to get rid of some of the STDs?

By Anonymous, on 8:16 AM
Although he looks less freaking disgusting, it is sort of too late.

Damage is done

1) He left his pregnant gf.
2) Everyone knows how he treated Britney and his newly found wealth.
3) No amount of soap can wash the 'K-Fed'ness.

By Anonymous, on 8:31 AM
attractive? ha! o well to each his own! he's full of it he just wants to be seen as the "good" guy He says if he stays at home and takes care of his family he's loafer I wouldn't care at least he's doing something for someone else besides himself

By carla, on 8:47 AM
He still looks creepy. I still get that filthy feeling. Uuuughhhhhh...

By scamps, on 8:53 AM
well, My mama always says..."No matter what- you still can't polish a turd."

By Anonymous, on 9:08 AM
Don't push him on the gays. We don't want him either. Yuck. As if.

By Will, on 9:09 AM
he's looking a little fruity here, i gotta say. don't get me wrong, i'll take this kevin over douche-a kevin...but i bet when britney sees these, a lot will be cleared up. she'll say, "honey, remember that academy awards party you wanted to throw last year? ..."

By i ate a smurf, on 9:10 AM
Amazing. Now all he has to do is hire a team to dress him every day.

That shouldn't be too expensive...might mean back to the recording studio, however...

By Zen Wizard, on 9:15 AM
"I want to be YOUR car dealer!"

By Todd, on 9:15 AM
Following the shoot, the clothes, shoes, chair, backdrop and makeup artist were summarily incinerated so as to prevent any cross-contamination.

/the soap bit was heeelarious

By Gonzo, on 9:49 AM
This is what I envision the devil to look like.

By Anonymous, on 9:51 AM
This reminds me of the poster of Liar Liar - "Trust Me".....

By Anonymous, on 9:55 AM
now that they've hosed the dirt off him (what did they use -- a powerwasher?) you can better appreciate that pasty yellow-green undertone that's the hallmark of white trash skin.

By Anonymous, on 10:00 AM
I admit the last pic looks pretty good, maybe cause it's far away. But he still looks like the pledge master of kappa tappa fag.

By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM
Ohhh, not nice. The gay people already said they want no part of his nasty ass. Plus hes not dressed well enough to be gay anyway.

He belongs to no one, no one wants him but Britney and thats not even certain.

By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM
He looks too good for Britney now.

By Anonymous, on 11:13 AM
I TOTALLY agree with this person:

Anonymous said...
This is what I envision the devil to look like.

btw, 5 more days until 6/6/6.

By jen's mom, on 11:27 AM
Couldn't they have cut his nasty fingernails?

By Anonymous, on 12:06 PM
If he's going for the preppy rap persona he should take some advice from LL Cool J...that is to say, work out, get a haircut (and I don't mean cornrows you goober) and wear some name brands like Hilfiger or Ralph Lauren instead of borrowing a suit and tie from the local funeral parlor's lost and found!

By JonboySF, on 12:21 PM
That's his wedding ring, not his fingernail in the 2nd picture.

I was a little confused that A) he wears his wedding ring...I take him to be the type not to wear it, and B) since he does wear it, it's not the "Flesh-Colored Wedding Band" from the Man Show.

By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM
Papazoa!

By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM
He looks like Bob -freaking- Saget

By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
No matter how hosing downs he has, he's still trash. His trailor park is still showing.

By Anonymous, on 1:20 PM
Personally, I thought the Anti-Christ was going to be less subtle than this. Of course, I probably shouldn't have said that. Somebody queue the malevolent choral chants as I prepare for my cinematic demise:

a) Pit bulls
b) Eyes pecked out by crow
c) Death by elevator

[jeditemple waits impatiently]

Hey, here comes Sean Preston on his little tricycle... Ain't he cute?

By jeditemple, on 1:33 PM
i cant get over the fact this his coke thumb and coke index fingers in picture 2 are so easily noticed. don't they usually airbrush that kind of stuff off?

By Anonymous, on 1:37 PM
why does he look so greasy????

must be just naturally dirty.

By playboy, on 3:08 PM
"Anonymous said...
well, My mama always says..."No matter what- you still can't polish a turd."
June 01, 2006 9:08 AM
"

Heh! Your mama rocks!

By Loob, on 7:39 PM
He belongs in a Peter Gabriel music video.

By big time, on 8:24 PM
His hair doesn't look real.
It reminds me of that "Hair Looming" skit from Amazon Women On the Moon, where Joe Pantoliano has shag carpet stapled to his head.

By Loob, on 9:21 PM
hey it's pee wee herman!

By Anonymous, on 6:06 AM
Anyone else notice that apparently socks are too formal for this unwashed rube?

By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM
You'd think that in the one chance they have to show that K-Fed is not 100% douche, they'd use a more expensive suit. But no. Next time, he should aim for that David Beckham look, (which he'll clearly never achieve.)

He doesn't look gay. He looks like Inspector Gadget, only dumber and less coordinated.

Tuh, model?!! Tyson Beckford should smack you for saying that.

By Anonymous, on 6:24 PM
so he's hosting America's Funniest Home Videos now? cool

By Anonymous, on 8:01 PM
Somebody actually managed to polish a turd! But alas, sh*t always stinks...no matter ho much you dress it up.

By Trevor Pitt, on 1:42 PM
Kinda funny that the post about him has more comments than any other on this page. Guess he really does matter.

By sreepy, on 5:10 PM
He actually looks HOT there - wouldn't push him outta bed

By somewhat bi, on 6:22 PM
used car saleman anyone

By Anonymous, on 6:24 PM
These pictures make him look really cute (aside from the nails), but I wouldn't hump anyone who has the power to impregnate every time they put their white-trash wee-wee inside of a woman.

By Niki, on 6:56 PM