well i was about to conjure up something flippant n witty to say, but then i saw my own diet-coke n parliment light stianed mouth and realized i'd trade her my mcnast yellows for her pearly-whites, even when their speckled with the dirt she gnawed off from beneath her fingernails (everyone knows when you're hungry, you're hungry, and fingernail dirt has less calories than real dirt or food). So with crest white-strips ready n rare'n for my mouth, i'm gonna take a pass on this one. plus i still like her now post the brandon-paris 'bagina-gate'.
This isn't the first time she's had shit in her teeth in pictures. You've posted lots of pics before where she has crust stuck on or inbetween her teeth. it's nasty. She really needs to pull it together.
And to 3:51, you're gross and need to go to the dentist. Bad oral hygiene contributes to health problems, heart problems especially. Like you care since you're a heavy smoker anyway.
Please no more of these ultra-focused pics, they scare the living shit outta me. We already know Lindsay is gross, we really don't need a more detailed pic of her total lack of hygiene...
ew. 4:01. i was exagerating. You know, hyperbole. And being sarcastic (no!).
[Moderator edit: We do not post Photoshopped pictures.]
*By the way-I have never had a cavity, went to the dentist last month, and am not a heavy smoker. So why don't you stick to the topic/ personal-attacks at hand, as in chastising the hi-profile lady in the pics, rather than other commenters.
Those aren't caps. Go look at your own teeth in bright bright lighting. The bottoms of your teeth are slightly thinner than the top part... there isn't as much enamel there. Those don't even look like caps...
Now, to address the pictures.
At least we finally know where all the little specks of missing nail polish are ending up!
Did anyone ever watch the Oblongs? I swear that the ghoul in the last picture with Ho-Han is the near-death zombie girl from the Oblongs. As for Ms. Ho-han, herself, well the VDs are just finding new places to fester, that's all.
I can't believe no one has yet commented on that gross little Eye-Crispie. It's ironic that someone who loves her own image so much would fail to look in a mirror before getting her picture taken. What a skid-mark.
I'm more concerned about her eyes. Check out her pupils, they're pinpoint. I could be from the flashes, or it could be some kind of "substance" that she has taken. She does look healthier than the tweaker looking girl next to her.
The eyes are pinpoint due to the coke booger in her right nostril. If you look closely, ugh, you can actually see the trail of fresh powder to her sinus cavity.
Coke addicts have a hell of a time clearing their nose after ingesting because it's just a waste of good blow!
OH GOD.. i would be more concerned wit this bein fotographic evidence of the coke.."no of course i dont do drugs" Right lindsay so whats that rock of white doin in ur nose then??!! EH? EH?
61 Comments:
Does sperm and cocaine turn black when cross-pollinated?
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
poor lohan...just can't seem to get a break this week!
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
Mmmm.. Sexy.. Makes me want spinach and steak right now.
By Haggis, on 1:39 PM
Look at her nostrils. That's even better. She's so classy. Unbelievable.
By Anonymous, on 1:39 PM
She should have put a filter on the pipe before she started smoking the oregano.
poor la lohan.
By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
I think those are crabs that must have jumped off of Brett Ratner's penis.
By Anonymous, on 1:46 PM
at least we know she eats now.
By jen, on 1:56 PM
OK, the teeth.
But, on the whole, she looks better than she looked recently. It seems that she slept a little bit.
By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM
Meth mouth?
By Anonymous, on 2:01 PM
You morons! Those are just tooth freckles. Give the slut a break!!
By Dr. Hyde, on 2:01 PM
She's got a "fire-yap" as well, that's spitting out freckles! LOL!
By Stylin291, on 2:03 PM
Is that a booger or the inside of her nostril reflecting the light?
By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM
tooth freckles...ha ha ha!!
By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
Man you guys are harsh...LOL
I committed some pretty serious fashion (and social) disasters when I was 19, good thing I wasn't in the public eye.
By sean, on 2:16 PM
... nice add to the Lohan ass flash ... and the Lohan boob flash...
By Anonymous, on 2:29 PM
if you look close, you can see that she has caps on all her front teeth. they are a diff color.
By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM
hahahaha!!! this is what you ask for when you want to be a superstar, lindsay! suck it up.
By Anonymous, on 3:05 PM
Lohan chews Copenhagen, works for me...
By Anonymous, on 3:07 PM
They call me Yuck mouth
Cause I don't brush
No I like my teeth like this
They call me Yuck mouth
Cause I don't brush
How's about a little kiss?
Got some beef in my teeth
Got some chicken too
Ouch! That's a cavity
Hey, that's new!
Well if you don't brush your teeth
Then yes, you too
Will be a yuck mouth
Don't be a yuck mouth!
By jeditemple, on 3:13 PM
last picture looks like someone told them their doggy died..
By Anonymous, on 3:15 PM
Thsi reminds me of Roald Dahl's "The Twits". Next thing you know, she'll be sporting cornflakes in her beard as well.
By Anonymous, on 3:20 PM
maybe it is meth mouth... she is wearing fake eyelashes cuz she possibly burned her real ones off? also, who is that zombie with her?
By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM
Yeah, but who's the ghoul with her in the last pic?
Felt a cold chill pass through me.
By sceered, on 3:26 PM
well i was about to conjure up something flippant n witty to say, but then i saw my own diet-coke n parliment light stianed mouth and realized i'd trade her my mcnast yellows for her pearly-whites, even when their speckled with the dirt she gnawed off from beneath her fingernails (everyone knows when you're hungry, you're hungry, and fingernail dirt has less calories than real dirt or food). So with crest white-strips ready n rare'n for my mouth, i'm gonna take a pass on this one. plus i still like her now post the brandon-paris 'bagina-gate'.
By media whore, on 3:51 PM
This isn't the first time she's had shit in her teeth in pictures. You've posted lots of pics before where she has crust stuck on or inbetween her teeth. it's nasty. She really needs to pull it together.
And to 3:51, you're gross and need to go to the dentist. Bad oral hygiene contributes to health problems, heart problems especially. Like you care since you're a heavy smoker anyway.
By Anonymous, on 4:01 PM
Please no more of these ultra-focused pics, they scare the living shit outta me. We already know Lindsay is gross, we really don't need a more detailed pic of her total lack of hygiene...
By Anonymous, on 4:13 PM
Needs to blow her nose too, the dirty slag.
By Anonymous, on 4:33 PM
ew. 4:01. i was exagerating. You know, hyperbole. And being sarcastic (no!).
[Moderator edit: We do not post Photoshopped pictures.]
*By the way-I have never had a cavity, went to the dentist last month, and am not a heavy smoker. So why don't you stick to the topic/ personal-attacks at hand, as in chastising the hi-profile lady in the pics, rather than other commenters.
By media whore, on 4:39 PM
The seething hatred I once had for her simply because she's a Hollywood celebrity has been replaced by sympathy.
The poor thing is obviously falling apart.
By Anonymous, on 5:08 PM
In addition to the unkempt grill, she has enough nose hair to weave a navajo rug. Eugh....
By Anonymous, on 5:14 PM
um, no 2:41.
Those aren't caps. Go look at your own teeth in bright bright lighting. The bottoms of your teeth are slightly thinner than the top part... there isn't as much enamel there. Those don't even look like caps...
Now, to address the pictures.
At least we finally know where all the little specks of missing nail polish are ending up!
By Anonymous, on 5:44 PM
Who is the chick in pic #5? Lindsay looks terrified to even be standing next to her...
By Anonymous, on 5:45 PM
They look like very small worms.
By tsim, on 5:56 PM
The girl with her in the last pic is Irina, an up and coming high-fashion model.
By Anonymous, on 6:42 PM
Did anyone ever watch the Oblongs? I swear that the ghoul in the last picture with Ho-Han is the near-death zombie girl from the Oblongs.
As for Ms. Ho-han, herself, well the VDs are just finding new places to fester, that's all.
By Anonymous, on 7:40 PM
I guess considering how bad her new movie bombed, she can't afford a toothbrush anymore.
By Brandy, on 8:22 PM
oh good. did she get veneers? if she did thats awesome...if she didnt she should
By Anonymous, on 8:33 PM
gross! it's sooo not food...it's her chewing her black nail polish off.
that's just WArong.
By that girl, on 9:40 PM
I'm glad to see her smiling more lately. She looks more youthful and less worn now.
By Voracious, on 10:22 PM
She's so busy going to every party now, how could she possibly have the time to brush her teeth? C'mon guys! A girl can't do it all!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 7:34 AM
I can't believe no one has yet commented on that gross little Eye-Crispie. It's ironic that someone who loves her own image so much would fail to look in a mirror before getting her picture taken. What a skid-mark.
By Anonymous, on 10:37 AM
May 19, 2006 6:42 PM
lol! figures.
By Anonymous, on 10:47 AM
Maybe those are just ashes that wafted up from her "fire crotch"? Not sure...
By Oedipa Maas, on 2:33 PM
Well @ least we no shes eating
By Courtney, on 4:17 PM
I wish she'd pluck her eyebrows!
By Anonymous, on 5:59 PM
I'm more concerned about her eyes. Check out her pupils, they're pinpoint. I could be from the flashes, or it could be some kind of "substance" that she has taken.
She does look healthier than the tweaker looking girl next to her.
By Anonymous, on 10:09 PM
is that zooey deschanel standing next to her? looks sort of like her.
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
The eyes are pinpoint due to the coke booger in her right nostril. If you look closely, ugh, you can actually see the trail of fresh powder to her sinus cavity.
Coke addicts have a hell of a time clearing their nose after ingesting because it's just a waste of good blow!
By I see London..., on 8:19 PM
Oh my...
By mutterhals, on 8:14 AM
So many nose hairs for one so young. Sad really.
By Genevieve, on 10:27 AM
I'm so glad I'm not famous and having people shoot photos of my every tooth dot and booger. I'd probably never leave the house.
By Kristin, on 2:35 PM
her nose looks a bit red and i see some white stuff in her nose..look closely!!!
By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM
klassy...
By Anonymous, on 6:41 PM
I think her mouth is real perty....
By Anonymous, on 10:48 PM
Copenhagen Smokeless Tobacco
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
I love all of you!! Please go see my movie!! It's really good, I promise!!! (So am I, but a lot of you already know that! tee...hee!!!)
By itsmeLindsay, on 6:11 PM
OH GOD.. i would be more concerned wit this bein fotographic evidence of the coke.."no of course i dont do drugs" Right lindsay so whats that rock of white doin in ur nose then??!! EH? EH?
By Anonymous, on 7:42 PM
good rule of thumb... look in mirror before going to a Hollywood event
By Anonymous, on 8:29 PM
Eh, it happens to the best of us. At least now we know she eats!
I like this dress on her, but what is with the chipped nails all the time?
By Anonymous, on 3:17 PM
She really shouldn't drink month-old bongwater. It doesn't get you high.
By a doode, on 5:22 PM
well , according to the news she spent 1 mln $ last year on clothes! so im not surprised she run out of cash for a toothbrush yo!
By Anonymous, on 8:15 AM
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