It'll be hilarious when "Poseidon" and "Just My Luck" come crashing down on MI3 this weekend. Then the "Da Vinci Code" will push it down the list even more. Okay, I'm being sarcastic about "Just My Luck."
Mr. Cruise, your days of fame are numbered. Welcome to the lackluster world of John Travolta and his on-again, off-again career. We're sick of your insane Scientology crap.
If Scientologists need to purchase hundreds of tickets to your crappy movie to boost sales then it is time to take a good long look at your career and consider a change. I'm sure they could have found a better use for that money. Therapy for the crazy nut?
"Finally," thinks Tom, "a photograph in which I actually look taller that Kate."
"Holding this sign is WAY better than paying $25,000 to advance to the next level of consciousness," thinks the girl with the sign. "Way better. Those people who had to buy all the tickets got HOSED!"
"Uh oh. Tom looks pretty happy that I look shorter than he does. I hope he doesn't make me walk around like Quasimodo all night," thinks Katie, "and I don't care what Tom makes me do, it is one thing to fake having a baby, but it is quite another to show off a nursing bra like its in Maxim. I am NOT putting that disgusting thing on again. Nursing, my ass."
My guess is the Kinko's manager threw in the yellow sign for free after Tom's big sign purchase last month. Buy 30 creepy cult posters, get one blatantly bullshit fan-sign at no cost.
"Tom, no fucking insane shit tonight, huh? CPS will be watching..."
That being said, how on earth can a single weekend take of $47.5M be seen as disappointing? Ok, so it probably took $300M to make, of which $40M was just to hyperinflate Cruise's ego, but still!
I was married for 14 years and in another relationship for 6, I hope I didnt spend as much time looking lovingly at my spouse and kissing in public as these two do. Its really kind of gross
Remember when you had to sell candy for Girl Scouts and it seemed easier to try to make your parents buy it all?
Oh man Tom, this might be the most embarrassing/sad thing you have done so far. I actually buried my head in my hands though, because even though you make me nauseous, I felt mortified for you. Chalk it up to one of those twinges of sympathy you finally feel when faced with an irretrievably total loser.
The weekend numbers for MI:3 turned out to be slightly lower on Monday by almost a million bucks. Mission's real take was $47.7 million, not $48.6 million. Since Monday morning, every department at Paramount has been called on for immediate cost cutting and there's talk of layoffs again.
MI:3 made $3.5 million on Monday, off 72 percent from Sunday. That's very bad. Some TV viewers are already reporting see a new commercial that emphasizes Philip Seymour Hoffman as the villain Owen Davian. If the numbers keep bottoming out as we head toward Friday, then Tom's career is really in trouble.
So, save your money and punish the studio for keeping this Scientologist clown on the big screen.
the movie industry has been on a decline for years. of course movies aren't doing as good as they did in the past. its been awhile since MI. movies aren't going to do any better nowadays....people are lazy . lol
From the look on Katie's face lately- she looks like she is feeling the same way Nicole did before the ax fell. She required an epidural for child birth (he wanted no drugs), all of the hype surrounding their relationship is not making people 'love him for being so in love', and now his recent big budget film is falling way short of approximated gross.
Don't forget, they have also spend millions promoting this film too. Tom may see Katie as bad mojo, and dump her as unceremonioulsy as he did Nicole. Deer in the headlight eyes, with a rifle aimed right between them. And she probably knows this. jmo
“ "The media overexposes him, and then turns around and asks the question: 'Is he overexposed?', which is kind of ironic," said Cruise spokesman Arnold Robinson.”
Oh yes, THAT’S right, it was the MEDIA that forced Cruise to act like a freaking nutbar all these months! They stuffed him in a hessian sack, hit him with a rubber hose ( I wish) and then hypnotised him (would be simple enough) into perfoming all these cringe-inducing, insufferable public stunts! Our bad. We’re sorry Tom. We misjudged you so.
I really can’t stand this moron. He is the biggest moron on this side of the planet. I can’t believe that someone else has actually written on how much they can’t stand him - I thought I was the only one who thought he was a couple Mission impossible sequels short of a hit… I don’t intend to see his newest piece of crap that people call an action movie.
I wish someone gave him an atomic wedgie when he was dancing around in his underwear in Risky Business.
Any other moron in this world would get locked up and put in an asylum for all the crap they do. From making Katie silent during the birth (I swear Ron Hubbard - Mr scientology himself was present at the birth - and possibly conception) to making out he’s the greatest thing since playdoh -
What a gimp. I figured if everyone boycotted his movies then he’d go broke, end up like a bum and maybe it would wipe the smile off his face - and the church of scientology would probably go broke too… I think I might rename my toilet from the John to the “Tom”
Oh yeah, you might wanna check this out: http://www.jci.org/cgi/content/full/115/8/1964
Of course they bought all those tickets, everyone I know has boycotted the dumb ass sequel. By principle we shouldn't even go waste our money and time on sequels, the studios are attempting to milk us for all we're worth, as a movie lover I want QUALITY not QUANTITY!
well, I was the woman who was holding that goddamn big yellow sign, and it took me $50 to make it, and I am not a Scientologist....I'm nothing to do with Cruise and his church...I'm a writer, just wrote a book,"My Love for you , Tom Cruise--A DESPERATE Chinese Girl's Confession.."
I was the woman who held that goddamn big yellow sign...but Iam nohting to do with Cruise, I'm a writer, finsihed a book," My LOve for you, Tom Cruise, --A Desperate Chinese Girl's Confession." Niki Yan
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I saw that woman on another blog and thought it was a photoshop joke.
By Anonymous, on 12:10 PM
You can see it on Katie's face, "Do I really have to do this??". Poor thing.
By Anonymous, on 12:13 PM
Jesus, that's a Bugatti Veyron, a 1.5 million car. I didn't even think you could get those into this country.
By sean, on 12:27 PM
Yeah, that car produces 1001 hp and can go 250 mph. It's just the thing for hauling a couple of dingleberries through heavy traffic.
By Anonymous, on 12:29 PM
it's a good thing he has L. Ron Hubbard to tie that pork chop around his neck....especially since his abusive daddy isn't there to do it...
By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM
Why does this not surprise me? Scientolgists have probably been carrying his career for years...
By Anonymous, on 12:52 PM
Wait, is the Bugatti supposed to make him look taller, or make his c*ck seem bigger?
By pdog, on 12:53 PM
"Please Tom, please don't make me do this, Suri needs me at home, I haven't feed her in days, please let me go home now!!"
--Katie Holmes
By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
the Bugatti is supposed to look like the space ship that's coming to pick up all the Scienos who have coughed up the right amount of cash.
By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM
It'll be hilarious when "Poseidon" and "Just My Luck" come crashing down on MI3 this weekend. Then the "Da Vinci Code" will push it down the list even more. Okay, I'm being sarcastic about "Just My Luck."
Mr. Cruise, your days of fame are numbered. Welcome to the lackluster world of John Travolta and his on-again, off-again career. We're sick of your insane Scientology crap.
By jeditemple, on 1:06 PM
If Scientologists need to purchase hundreds of tickets to your crappy movie to boost sales then it is time to take a good long look at your career and consider a change. I'm sure they could have found a better use for that money. Therapy for the crazy nut?
By Mad Masturbater, on 1:14 PM
Hi, I'm the brain of Katie Holmes and I feel sad, trapped, and lonely.
TOM CRUISE: Hi, I'm in charge of Katie Holmes' brain and I say she's fine, DAMMIT!
Now whip out that milking device and feed my Scientinfant!
By Twisted Humor, on 1:18 PM
"Finally," thinks Tom, "a photograph in which I actually look taller that Kate."
"Holding this sign is WAY better than paying $25,000 to advance to the next level of consciousness," thinks the girl with the sign. "Way better. Those people who had to buy all the tickets got HOSED!"
"Uh oh. Tom looks pretty happy that I look shorter than he does. I hope he doesn't make me walk around like Quasimodo all night," thinks Katie, "and I don't care what Tom makes me do, it is one thing to fake having a baby, but it is quite another to show off a nursing bra like its in Maxim. I am NOT putting that disgusting thing on again. Nursing, my ass."
By Kitty X, on 1:24 PM
My guess is the Kinko's manager threw in the yellow sign for free after Tom's big sign purchase last month. Buy 30 creepy cult posters, get one blatantly bullshit fan-sign at no cost.
"Tom, no fucking insane shit tonight, huh? CPS will be watching..."
--Katie, en route to red carpet
By Gonzo, on 1:55 PM
Nice to see you back, Gonzo.
By todd's mom, on 2:02 PM
todd's mom
Just don't tell my sponsor.
/har
//har?
By Gonzo, on 2:16 PM
She works hard for the money! So hard for the money!
By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM
The Bugatti is on sale in the US now.. It's the fastest legal car in the world.. and incredible car..
1.3+ million.. which only a small percentage of what Tom made for this film.. makes me sick..
By Anonymous, on 3:13 PM
My god, he's put about 25 years on Katie.
That being said, how on earth can a single weekend take of $47.5M be seen as disappointing? Ok, so it probably took $300M to make, of which $40M was just to hyperinflate Cruise's ego, but still!
By sam991, on 3:14 PM
I was married for 14 years and in another relationship for 6, I hope I didnt spend as much time looking lovingly at my spouse and kissing in public as these two do. Its really kind of gross
By laffinmybuttoff, on 4:14 PM
he has so totally entered michael jackson-land.
By Anonymous, on 5:05 PM
Tom Cruise Has a Little Help From His Friends
And once again, the words 'Tom Cruise' and 'little' show up in the same sentence.
By billiam eyes, on 6:09 PM
Anyone else find it humorous/ironic that his last name is 'Cruise'?
Actually, it's not ironic at all, come to think of it; more just humorous then.
By wolfgang, on 6:14 PM
"tom cruise my hero my role model" give me a giant break. where did they find that chick? i thought they didn't do lobotomies anymore...
By Anonymous, on 8:05 PM
Remember when you had to sell candy for Girl Scouts and it seemed easier to try to make your parents buy it all?
Oh man Tom, this might be the most embarrassing/sad thing you have done so far.
I actually buried my head in my hands though, because even though you make me nauseous, I felt mortified for you.
Chalk it up to one of those twinges of sympathy you finally feel when faced with an irretrievably total loser.
By Loob, on 10:03 PM
she ALWAYS looks so sad and scared and out of it.
seriously, what do her parents think?
By Anonymous, on 10:14 PM
they were in Aberdeen WA today:
http://www.nwcn.com/
video link is center right.
By Anonymous, on 11:22 PM
That video was hilarious. Loved Cruise's arrival in 10+ black SUVs & the whole town fawning like he's the president.
No wonder he has such a big ego.
But didn't seem too lovey-dovey w/poor Kate. She seemed at a loss of what to do w/herself.
By Anonymous, on 11:51 PM
The weekend numbers for MI:3 turned out to be slightly lower on Monday by almost a million bucks. Mission's real take was $47.7 million, not $48.6 million. Since Monday morning, every department at Paramount has been called on for immediate cost cutting and there's talk of layoffs again.
MI:3 made $3.5 million on Monday, off 72 percent from Sunday. That's very bad. Some TV viewers are already reporting see a new commercial that emphasizes Philip Seymour Hoffman as the villain Owen Davian. If the numbers keep bottoming out as we head toward Friday, then Tom's career is really in trouble.
So, save your money and punish the studio for keeping this Scientologist clown on the big screen.
By jeditemple, on 7:32 AM
Yes, the Bugatti is to make his c*ck look bigger. A tailor buddy of mine altered his pants years ago - said there wasn't much there !
By Anonymous, on 7:48 AM
the movie industry has been on a decline for years. of course movies aren't doing as good as they did in the past. its been awhile since MI. movies aren't going to do any better nowadays....people are lazy . lol
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
Tom Cruise is so hot... I love him.
By Anonymous, on 3:10 PM
From the look on Katie's face lately- she looks like she is feeling the same way Nicole did before the ax fell. She required an epidural for child birth (he wanted no drugs), all of the hype surrounding their relationship is not making people 'love him for being so in love', and now his recent big budget film is falling way short of approximated gross.
Don't forget, they have also spend millions promoting this film too. Tom may see Katie as bad mojo, and dump her as unceremonioulsy as he did Nicole. Deer in the headlight eyes, with a rifle aimed right between them. And she probably knows this. jmo
By Anonymous, on 7:25 PM
“ "The media overexposes him, and then turns around and asks the question: 'Is he overexposed?', which is kind of ironic," said Cruise spokesman Arnold Robinson.”
Oh yes, THAT’S right, it was the MEDIA that forced Cruise to act like a freaking nutbar all these months!
They stuffed him in a hessian sack, hit him with a rubber hose ( I wish)
and then hypnotised him (would be simple enough) into perfoming all these cringe-inducing, insufferable public stunts!
Our bad. We’re sorry Tom. We misjudged you so.
By Loob, on 10:09 PM
I really can’t stand this moron. He is the biggest moron on this side of the planet. I can’t believe that someone else has actually written on how much they can’t stand him - I thought I was the only one who thought he was a couple Mission impossible sequels short of a hit… I don’t intend to see his newest piece of crap that people call an action movie.
I wish someone gave him an atomic wedgie when he was dancing around in his underwear in Risky Business.
Any other moron in this world would get locked up and put in an asylum for all the crap they do. From making Katie silent during the birth (I swear Ron Hubbard - Mr scientology himself was present at the birth - and possibly conception) to making out he’s the greatest thing since playdoh -
What a gimp. I figured if everyone boycotted his movies then he’d go broke, end up like a bum and maybe it would wipe the smile off his face - and the church of scientology would probably go broke too… I think I might rename my toilet from the John to the “Tom”
Oh yeah, you might wanna check this out: http://www.jci.org/cgi/content/full/115/8/1964
By Mikestar, on 6:11 AM
Gonzo, are you channeling Hunter S. Thompson?
By Anonymous, on 3:45 PM
Of course they bought all those tickets, everyone I know has boycotted the dumb ass sequel. By principle we shouldn't even go waste our money and time on sequels, the studios are attempting to milk us for all we're worth, as a movie lover I want QUALITY not QUANTITY!
By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM
well, I was the woman who was holding that goddamn big yellow sign, and it took me $50 to make it, and I am not a Scientologist....I'm nothing to do with Cruise and his church...I'm a writer, just wrote a book,"My Love for you , Tom Cruise--A DESPERATE Chinese Girl's Confession.."
Niki Yan
By Anonymous, on 10:59 PM
I was the woman who held that goddamn big yellow sign...but Iam nohting to do with Cruise, I'm a writer, finsihed a book," My LOve for you, Tom Cruise, --A Desperate Chinese Girl's Confession." Niki Yan
By Niki Yan, on 11:02 PM
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