Liz Hurley sent out the bat signal for cock and got Hugh Grant, who would apparently rather get blown by a transvestite, and Steven Bing, who basically refused to admit he'd done her and called her a whore when he denied that he had fathered her child, which was later proven false by a paternity test. Perhaps my grandmother was right: you'll get attention, just not the kind of attention you're going for. In other news, Sienna Miller is hilarious. Like, Chloe Sevigny hilarious. So full of her own importance in the fashion world that she has forgotten that the empress is, indeed, wearing a hefty bag.
Damnit! As a dancer I can no longer wear my leggings straight out of dance classes because these stupids cunts have turned it into an ugly trend. Fuck! I've been wearing leggings like that since I was 3!
Leggings and flat shoes worn without a valid reason (such as, being a dancer who just got out of dance class) make anyone look ridiculous.
I hope these pictures serve as a warning for trend-chasing fashion victim girls: if it makes Sienna Miller look bad, it's not going to do anyone else any good.
Sienna Miller has already served as this kind of live-action PSA for a variety of other fashion offenses, like them stupid super skinny jeans and super humungous sunglasses. So she is at least kind of serving a purpose for humanity.
Elizabeth Hurley thus far seems to exist merely to be able to show off a great rack.
Oh and say what you want about Liz Hurley but she has just about the most incredible, perfectly shaped legs - and general figure, come to think of it (ok, so "think" isn't the right word).
The last two pics at thumbnail rez are like looking at photos of Jessica Rabbit.
I'm really turned off by men who love the Sienna look,(and there are many). Maybe it is jealousy, I dunno. I'm no Liz Hurley, but closer to Liz than Miller. For some reason I have always thought that men who loved extremely skinny, trendy women who were prone to hysterics were less masculine. Like they were afraid of hormonally balanced women with breasts and hips and needed these walking stick figures to appear more manly.
To each his/her own, but Sienna merely reaches the level of "current it girl- kinda" she is not where in the same league as Hurley from a 'beauty' standpoint. Guess that makes me retarded.
The weird thing is, if Sienna grew out, and dyed her hair brown and she gained around twenty lbs in all the right places- she would look a lot like Hurley.
@ 5:48 - Sienna has been in movies almost no one has seen, and was on a show that barely lasted a year, and no one watched. Now she's working on more movies no one will watch. Yeah, she's pretty much only famous for being cheated on by Jude Law and attacking paparazzi with her purses, nails and fists.
Sienna is not attacking anyone. I guess she doesn't have to deal with the paparazzi yelling questions like: "Why are you still with that two timing tiny dicked asshat?"
One thing I'll give Sienna. She doesn't have that bobble head look. Nicole Richie, Kate Bosworth, Nina Ricci, Kirsten Dunst, Kiera Knightly and Julia Stiles and many others, all have that shrunken body, disproportionally large head thing going on.
Sienna is stick thin but she's still in proportion. Both she a Kate Moss make looking scary skinny somewhat normal.
There's a reason Kate Moss and Sienna Miller are scary skinny.....drugs. Also, someone please explain to me who in their right fucking mind made Sienna a goddamn fashion trendsetter???? I mean, LEGGINGS??? SERIOUSLY???? Leggings are never attractive. They are especially disgusting on big fat people, but no, skinny girls cannot pull them off either. That whole mid-calf leggings under a miniskirt look makes even really tall chicks look stumpy.
I would lick Liz Hurley from head to toe... I love this website but I part ways over this sex goddess. If I could get one night of hotel time with her, I'd leave every ounce of my DNA that I could spare in her, on the walls, and in that room. She'd be a happy girl. Use me Liz, use me! ...I'd look like like sponge Bob after an hour in the Sahara desert.... LIZ, (your a bitch) but I LOVE YOUR ASS, YOUR JUGS, etc., etc.... Marry me! I'll sign a prenup! I will be your man servant! Remember me if you need a kidney! -- Very truly yours, Charlie S.
Hurlet's left tit, pictured, is approaching her armpit.Right tit sags below leftone. Clothes obscure the typicslly saggy nature of these post 40 y.o. tits.
Her early film(s) show her tits were always huge, and a bit largere than at the height of her modeling career.She had tot loose weight to model and tit size drops of pecipitously with weight loss.
Deal w/ devil is a fantasy she'd like to create. Sorry liz, noy buying
Liz her had huge tits visible in first film(s). Right tit now sags below left. Left tit is approaching armpit.Clothes provide the illusion that these over 4o y.o. tits are extra special.
She like to generate the fantasy that she has made a deal w/ yhe devil . Sorry Lizzy. I'm not buying
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Elizabeth Hurley is a horny mom who needs banged. Just look into her eyes and the way she is dressing. She is sending up the bat signal for cock.
By Anonymous, on 3:45 PM
I'll be the first to answer her distress call.
By Anonymous, on 4:01 PM
Sienna's publicist/PR guru/witch doctor actually lets her leave the house like that?
@3:45: Liz has been sending out the bat signal for cock since the mid 90's. This is nothing new.
By sam991, on 4:17 PM
Leggings. Please go away, leggings. There's a very, very good reason the went out of style in the early 90's. Because they're ugly, and unflattering.
By Anonymous, on 4:38 PM
Liz Hurley sent out the bat signal for cock and got Hugh Grant, who would apparently rather get blown by a transvestite, and Steven Bing, who basically refused to admit he'd done her and called her a whore when he denied that he had fathered her child, which was later proven false by a paternity test. Perhaps my grandmother was right: you'll get attention, just not the kind of attention you're going for. In other news, Sienna Miller is hilarious. Like, Chloe Sevigny hilarious. So full of her own importance in the fashion world that she has forgotten that the empress is, indeed, wearing a hefty bag.
By Kitty X, on 4:38 PM
Damnit! As a dancer I can no longer wear my leggings straight out of dance classes because these stupids cunts have turned it into an ugly trend. Fuck! I've been wearing leggings like that since I was 3!
By Anonymous, on 4:42 PM
Sienna Miller seems to think that by spending more time in LA she'll somehow, magically, become a star, or just relevent.
How much youthful purity and innocence has been lost on that single, dumb presumption over the years?
I see her doing films in the Valley before this decade is out; not because it's hard, but because it's easy.
By churley Mc Standish, on 4:48 PM
Leggings and flat shoes worn without a valid reason (such as, being a dancer who just got out of dance class) make anyone look ridiculous.
I hope these pictures serve as a warning for trend-chasing fashion victim girls: if it makes Sienna Miller look bad, it's not going to do anyone else any good.
Sienna Miller has already served as this kind of live-action PSA for a variety of other fashion offenses, like them stupid super skinny jeans and super humungous sunglasses. So she is at least kind of serving a purpose for humanity.
Elizabeth Hurley thus far seems to exist merely to be able to show off a great rack.
By Jude C, on 4:59 PM
Oh and say what you want about Liz Hurley but she has just about the most incredible, perfectly shaped legs - and general figure, come to think of it (ok, so "think" isn't the right word).
The last two pics at thumbnail rez are like looking at photos of Jessica Rabbit.
By churley Mc Standish, on 5:00 PM
Sienna's big toe (especially on the "back" leg) looks like it was attacked by a fungus of some sort in that first pic *shudders*
By Chantelle, on 5:06 PM
I'm really turned off by men who love the Sienna look,(and there are many). Maybe it is jealousy, I dunno. I'm no Liz Hurley, but closer to Liz than Miller. For some reason I have always thought that men who loved extremely skinny, trendy women who were prone to hysterics were less masculine. Like they were afraid of hormonally balanced women with breasts and hips and needed these walking stick figures to appear more manly.
By Anonymous, on 5:27 PM
Leggings are only ugly if you're fat. Sienna is beautiful and skinny with an incredible sense of style. You're just jealous if you disagree.
By Anonymous, on 5:35 PM
If you agree with 5:35, you're probably retarded.
By Anonymous, on 5:36 PM
If you disagree with 5:36, you're just jealous.
By Anonymous, on 5:37 PM
If you smell like 5:35, you probably stepped in poo.
By Anonymous, on 5:37 PM
To each his/her own, but Sienna merely reaches the level of "current it girl- kinda" she is not where in the same league as Hurley from a 'beauty' standpoint. Guess that makes me retarded.
By Anonymous, on 5:39 PM
Is it me or is Sienna looking pedestrian?
By Anonymous, on 5:41 PM
Who is Sienna Miller anyways? I only know of her because of the whole Jude Law thing.
By Anonymous, on 5:48 PM
The weird thing is, if Sienna grew out, and dyed her hair brown and she gained around twenty lbs in all the right places- she would look a lot like Hurley.
By Anonymous, on 5:50 PM
@ 5:48 - Sienna has been in movies almost no one has seen, and was on a show that barely lasted a year, and no one watched. Now she's working on more movies no one will watch. Yeah, she's pretty much only famous for being cheated on by Jude Law and attacking paparazzi with her purses, nails and fists.
By Anonymous, on 5:56 PM
May 23, 2006 5:39 PM
No no. It makes you jealous.
Get it together.
By Anonymous, on 6:05 PM
Nice! Hurley could put a knife in my belly wearing something like that, and I'd just smile, and give her my car keys.
By Stylin291, on 6:27 PM
Sorry, but there's something about Liz. But I've always had a thing for the trashy, slutty types. I would fuck her every which way but loose.
By Anonymous, on 9:07 PM
Overexposed ill-dressed bitches...
By Anonymous, on 10:37 PM
You're crazy--she looks adorable!
By Anonymous, on 6:26 AM
You're crazy--Sienna looks adorable!
By Anonymous, on 6:29 AM
Sienna is not attacking anyone. I guess she doesn't have to deal with the paparazzi yelling questions like: "Why are you still with that two timing tiny dicked asshat?"
She seems happy.
By Anonymous, on 7:36 AM
One thing I'll give Sienna. She doesn't have that bobble head look. Nicole Richie, Kate Bosworth, Nina Ricci, Kirsten Dunst, Kiera Knightly and Julia Stiles and many others, all have that shrunken body, disproportionally large head thing going on.
Sienna is stick thin but she's still in proportion. Both she a Kate Moss make looking scary skinny somewhat normal.
By Anonymous, on 9:57 AM
There's a reason Kate Moss and Sienna Miller are scary skinny.....drugs.
Also, someone please explain to me who in their right fucking mind made Sienna a goddamn fashion trendsetter???? I mean, LEGGINGS??? SERIOUSLY????
Leggings are never attractive. They are especially disgusting on big fat people, but no, skinny girls cannot pull them off either. That whole mid-calf leggings under a miniskirt look makes even really tall chicks look stumpy.
By Anonymous, on 11:42 AM
All that's missing is the bowler hat, and Ugg boots.
By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM
If only the rest of the world dislike Liz Hurley as much as Jenny does . . . then Liz would be mine - all mine!
I obviously don't know her, but what bad is there to say about her besides her bad taste in men?
By Anonymous, on 5:24 PM
I would lick Liz Hurley from head to toe... I love this website but I part ways over this sex goddess. If I could get one night of hotel time with her, I'd leave every ounce of my DNA that I could spare in her, on the walls, and in that room. She'd be a happy girl. Use me Liz, use me! ...I'd look like like sponge Bob after an hour in the Sahara desert.... LIZ, (your a bitch) but I LOVE YOUR ASS, YOUR JUGS, etc., etc.... Marry me! I'll sign a prenup! I will be your man servant! Remember me if you need a kidney! -- Very truly yours, Charlie S.
By Anonymous, on 9:13 AM
Hurlet's left tit, pictured, is approaching her armpit.Right tit sags below leftone. Clothes obscure the typicslly saggy nature of these post 40 y.o. tits.
Her early film(s) show her tits were always huge, and a bit largere than at the height of her modeling career.She had tot loose weight to model and tit size drops of pecipitously with weight loss.
Deal w/ devil is a fantasy she'd like to create. Sorry liz, noy buying
By robert osborne, on 9:07 AM
Liz her had huge tits visible in first film(s). Right tit now sags below left. Left tit is approaching armpit.Clothes provide the illusion that these over 4o y.o. tits are extra special.
She like to generate the fantasy that she has made a deal w/ yhe devil . Sorry Lizzy. I'm not buying
By robert osborne, on 9:12 AM
TITS on Hurley
By robert osborne, on 9:12 AM
tits
By robert osborne, on 9:13 AM
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