Katie Holmes Has a Nursing Bra
Wearing a nursing bra while out on the town on Cinco De Mayo usually implies you have a baby around you plan on feeding. I may not be looking hard enough, but I don't see a baby. So either Tom Cruise is more depraved than we thought, or Katie plans on nursing complete strangers. I would volunteer, but I just finished up the last of these Teddy Grahams and I prefer to buy my breast milk online.
69 Comments:
This is so unfortunate for Katie. (Ahem...I mean Kate) But seriously, where's all the giddy love and smiles?...
By Anonymous, on 10:10 AM
You sure this is a nursing bra and not one of those cut out ones from Fredrick's of Hollywood?
Since she didn't actually give birth she wouldn't be producing milk.
She looks like she's on drugs.
Just thinking out loud.
By Anonymous, on 10:14 AM
So in the first picture, they look like they're actually out together, maybe even having fun. But by the last picture, where Tom is all out dragging her away from the cameras, she seems to be looking back, imploring them to rescue her from this insane, low pants wearing, freak monkey of a fiance she has.
By Anonymous, on 10:14 AM
tom is a controlling super freak. MI3 is sucking box office wind. And Scientology is a cult with even more freakish people.
By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM
If that is a nursing bra it has popped open. They clasp at the top. She is just trying to have a wardrobe malfunction to get more publicity.
By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM
As a nursing mother, I would have to wonder where her nursing pad went... otherwise she should have wet spots down the front of her silky white shirt. Freaky pregnancy hoax, esp. given there are no pics of the baby... and TomKat (eeew) seem to be trying so hard to convince everyone there really is a little alien baby.
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
Just another sad attempt by Tom to prove to the media that Kat(i)e had a baby. Also notice how she's wearing flats, but he's got his trademarked boots with heels and lifts, so they appear to be about the same height. What a fag!!
By Nicole Kidman, on 10:38 AM
I saw this earlier and thought, I have never seen Katie Holmes' bra before...this must be staged! I bet there is no baby and they just did this to make us believe there is a baby. Plus, her shirt would be wet if she were really nursing.
By Anonymous, on 10:39 AM
Just when you thought that life couldn't get more embarrassing for this poor, sad pawn (oh, I mean "girl").
By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM
In the three years since she made "Pieces of April", where she looked all cute, she now looks to have aged about 15 years. I wonder how much of that is due to the baby and how much of that is due to dealing with that fucko midget standing next to her.
By Anonymous, on 10:51 AM
Such BS! The latch is open, so there is nothing to hold down the pad. You cannot control breast milk leaing when you are nursing. She would be soaked after being like that for as little as 30 minutes. She has it down to show its a nursing bra, but obvioulsy she is not wet, so she is not nursing. Why wear a nursing bra if you are not nursing? They are so ugly, you wouldn't wear it to be sexy! The only reason?? To make people think you are nursing. Then there is the no makeup issue. Trying to look tired. Come on. Every woman who has a baby and goes out one of the first few times cannot wait to put on makeup and do their hair and feel decent. Especially if we thought we might be pictured in a magazine or the internet! GOSH!
By shanaynay, on 10:52 AM
Can I just say it? Katie looks like shit. I never thought I would be nostalgic for the days of Dawson's Creek.
By Laurie, on 11:11 AM
his heel is at least an inch. and she's in grandma flats. who is the woman in this relationship? please.
By bbijoux, on 11:20 AM
Anybody know what kind of shades Mr. Crazy is wearing? I actually like them...
By Anonymous, on 11:22 AM
I'm not sure what's more of a tragedy: her rapidly aging face (apparently, being beat over the head repeatedly with a copy of Dianetics is the exact equivalent of 15 years in time) or her jeans. Just because Lindsay Lohan thinks they're cool, doesn't make super skinny jeans all to flattering on the post-pregnancy body. Ew.
By Kitty X, on 11:22 AM
I think they really had a baby. I just wonder who the father is.
By Edweirdo, on 11:31 AM
"Look at me! I have been feeding a baby! A baby I had personally! Just recently! Which was conceived with vigorous heterosexual sex with the virile and heterosexual Tom Cruise!"
Try a little harder, Tom. Especially since a silk camisole would be a wreck if a newly lactating woman were wearing it with a displaced bra!
And she looks really bad. Last year at this time, she looked perky and young, almost young enough to be Tom's daughter. Now she looks haggard and middle-aged. And since she has Sea Org slaves to take care of her kid, I doubt it's the baby's presence...
By Anonymous, on 11:34 AM
I'm sorry, but her stomach was HUGE when she was "pregnant"...there is no way she has a flat tummy like this in 2 weeks! I also agree with the others about the bra..WAAAAAYYY to obvious and the shirt is WAAAAAAAAAYYY too dry!
By Cookie Lisa, on 11:54 AM
FYI--- Not all women who nurse leak. I nursed for four months and only leaked twice.
Okay, even though I just defended her, I do think it is bizarre. When I went out (WITHOUT MY BABY), as TomKat seem to be doing in this pic, I wore real bras. Why couldn't she have put one on?? This is what makes me think it's staged.
By Anonymous, on 12:00 PM
Her stomach is being concealed with the loose camisole. After two weeks your stomach is basically depleated...it's the loose/streched/lumpy skin that takes many months to go away.
By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
Her milk would have likely dried up by now unless she was pumping furiously those first 7 days whilst the baby was sequestered from maternal contact. She'd be a walking, wet mess if she had milk. But she doesn't. FAKE and the FAG.
By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM
My mom was huge when she was pregnant with me, and got back into her size 1 pants before leaving the hospital... if you're lucky enough to have healthy, highly elastic skin, it can bounce back rather quickly.
I do think she had a baby. I don't know that it was necessarily Tom's baby, but she looks like a woman who has recently been through labor.
By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
WHY OH WHY WHY WHY would she have the frigging nursing bra open under a cami (they have a button and loop to close when baby isn't nursing)... seriously? Seriously. The picture has got to be fake, else she's have milked the silk.
By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM
Hmm...maybe Tom just finished relieving Katie of the pain associated with engorged breasts (a la Christian and Gina in Nip/Tuck). Eww.
And now...we sing!
::Suckin on my titties like you wanted me, callin me, all the time like blondie...::
By rm®, on 1:26 PM
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By Anonymous, on 1:37 PM
Her name is Kate. KATE!
By Tom Cruise, on 1:39 PM
Why is her nursing bra open?? Is there a point then?
By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
wait, is her fly open too?!
By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
You people are crazy. I nursed for months, often wore my nursing bra out because it was comfortable, never leaked all over the place, and lost most of my baby weight within a few weeks. Give the poor girl a break.
By Anonymous, on 2:23 PM
I would actually like to thank Tom Cruise for shooting his seed into Katie Holmes. Now she probably won't be doing movies with that horrendous bloated body. i pray that she doesn't snap back.
By Vichus Smith, on 2:37 PM
I would actually like to thank Tom Cruise for shooting his seed into Katie Holmes. Now she probably won't be doing movies with that horrendous bloated body. i pray that she doesn't snap back.
By Vichus Smith, on 2:38 PM
I would actually like to thank Tom Cruise for shooting his seed into Katie Holmes. Now she probably won't be doing movies with that horrendous bloated body. i pray that she doesn't snap back.
By Vichus Smith, on 2:44 PM
gee, "kate" looks tired and dazed. i guess being dragged around by tom 24/7 will do that to a girl.
By Anonymous, on 2:45 PM
Picture #3 of the 4 small prints is so telling. Look at Katie's face. Then look at Tom's.
Scarey. She looks so tired, she practically looks drugged. He looks angry and enraged.
What the heck is going on here? Really.
And as far as her not even looking like Katie Holmes is just plain scarey as well. Let's not even go there.
By Anonymous, on 2:45 PM
She looks awful. Having to pretend all the time must be awful.
By Anonymous, on 3:06 PM
Tom, if you read this (which you probably will). Please don't listen to these people, they hate the fact that they are poor and you are super rich and crazy cool. Kate looks beautiful and I'm sure your (emphasis on 'you') baby looks great. And oh, I can't wait to see MI 3, I'm downloading it right now. Keep on rocking.
By Anonymous, on 3:14 PM
Of all the many reasons to hate Tom Cruise, the biggest has to be how he ruined cute little Joey Potter. She used to be so f-able, and now every time I see a picture of her, I need hypnosis, counseling, and hours of Jenna Jameson pornography before I can get a boner again. He should be prosecuted criminally for what he's done.
By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM
lol at 3:14
By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM
I'm sorry, but that visible nursing bra is so ostentatious that there is no way it is accidental. I can see the discussion before they left the house; "Kate, if you wear a nursing bra, it will prove that the new baby is biologically ours!"
Also, in almost all the pictures of her since the birth of Suri, Katie -- I mean Kate -- has looked very glum. Maybe she just doesn't like being paraded in front of cameras to try boost the box-office for MI-3, but I think it would be the perfect irony if she developed post-partum depression. We don't need to be concerned, of course; Tom and his Scientology buddies have a vast knowledge of the proper vitamins and exercises for that ailment.
By Lord Xenu, on 3:36 PM
why does katie always look like ".......help!"
By Anonymous, on 3:40 PM
She looks like a zombie. I feel sorry for her. I don't care if she'll be laughing to the bank if she ever gets to divorce him...she looks like she's scarred for life from living with that psycho. It's like she's imploring the cameras to help her while Tom isn't looking (pic 1). Then he catches her in pic 2 and starts wheeling her around in pic 3. It's all so bizarre...seriously, what the hell is going on?
By Anonymous, on 4:37 PM
Nice platforms, Tom.
By Anonymous, on 4:42 PM
I nursed a baby for eight months and never had one of those idiotic bras. They are totally uncomfortable and UGLY. IF SHE WAS REALLY NURSING, that shirt would be SOAKING WET with milk. This is a scam and they just are not good at it, because she is dumb and he is dumber. TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN, KATIE, RUN!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 4:54 PM
The power of Cruise compels you!
The power of Cruise compels you!
The power of Cruise compels you!
Don't touch the hair.
By john travolta, on 4:56 PM
At least 90% of these comments are from people who've never had a baby. I've nursed twice - the first time I leaked milk everywhere. The second time, hardly ever. Everyone is different. And the tummy may not be flat, but it isn't impossible for her to fit into her pants again.
But I still think Tom is an idiotic girlie-man. And Katie should be at home, not being dragged out as a promotional sidekick.
By Anonymous, on 5:02 PM
This nursing bra thing is bugging me. For one it is open as if to draw attention to the fact that it is a nursing bra. Of course not all nursing women wear them but I did and didn't find them uncomfortable. What I find weird is that there should be a nursing pad in there to catch the leaks especially because during the first two weeks supply usually exceeds demand. Leaks are really common during this time.
By Anonymous, on 5:02 PM
She looks like one would expect a new mother to look. Well, body-wise at least.
The drugged look is not good - "Tom, I thought you only gave her vitamins".
The bra is pretty ludicous. And it looks like the boob is wearing make up.
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Where are they? The neon sign in the back kinda looks like "Tarot Cards". The plaque on the wall suggests a religious site (is it Spanish or Latin?)
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As much as I hate Tom and Scientology, this whole "box office sucking wind" has to stop. It is unfortunately wishful thinking. $48 large domestically and $118 in world box office. There is basically no way that this movie will not be profitable, even given its $150 budget and whatever the promotions cost incl. Tom's NYC marathon.
By Anonymous, on 5:21 PM
Ok I've had a baby too, and the missing nursing pad isn't what bothers me. What I can't understand is why the nursing bra is OPEN... as in, unlatched. Like Todd and someone above me mentioned, the only reasonable explaination is if she was giving Tom a quick taste of milk.
Say it with me now;
EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
By Chantelle, on 5:27 PM
Leaking or no leaking aside, she didn't have a baby, so let's all remember that. She gained a few pounds and wore one of those fake belly things. It was so unnatural that . . . well, I could tell, and I'm a guy. Look at the photos of her at the premiere of the movie. In a matter of days she's lost the stomach, but weeks after the kid tore through her chest, she's still carrying the weight in her stomach. Come on Tom, quit with these lies and just come out with Dawson. We know you really want him.
By Anonymous, on 5:43 PM
some nursing bras have these little clips on them that actually do pop open pretty easily. when i was nursing, i had a playtex bra that was constantly coming open on one side. the cover would stay over most of the breast (thus the no leaking) but would just sort of flop down from the top.
she might also be pumping, thus the need to wear a bra with access. she's being dragged around way too much and might just be trying to keep her milk production up while she's away from the baby. pump and toss...
By Anonymous, on 6:19 PM
Ok...I'll just say that going out in public when you've only been nursing for 2 weeks and don't have a nursing pad in your flipped open nursing bra is risky. She is setting herself up for an embarrassing moment UNLESS she needn't worry about leakage because she is not producing milk because she was never pregnant. The surrogate is home nursing the baby.
By Anonymous, on 6:42 PM
I also nursed 2 children I wore nursing bra's all the time because they are the ones that fit. the clasp also sometimes came undone, and she also may be wearing nursing pads. You can see them in the picture from the MI3 opening in L.A.
She looks like a new mother, nursing is usually every 4 hours for feeding around the clock so not getting a lot of sleep.
When I had my second child there was one mother who was in her old clothes 2 days after giving birth. The dress she wore and the top above both are loose fitting.
BUT
Tom quit dragging her all over town
she needs to be with her child for at least the first 6 weeks, its okay for you to run all over town, though you are missing out as well.
By Anonymous, on 7:01 PM
I'm sure there's a logical explanation behind all of this. I'll bet Tom heard about the benefits of breast milk and thought it would help him grow. Of course, he had it pumped from Katie, because he'd never put his mouth on a dirty girl.
By jeditemple, on 7:47 PM
jeditemple- you are so funny. I love everything you say. i want to fuck you.
By Anonymous, on 8:53 PM
lmao @ tom's shoes
By Anonymous, on 9:07 PM
She looks excactly like my wife did two weeks after giving birth. You don't look so hot when you get three hours of sleep, if you're lucky, over two weeks. Give it a rest...
By Anonymous, on 9:09 PM
Gosh she looks bad, she should be at home taking it easy!
By Anonymous, on 9:17 PM
What's wrong with his shoes? Are we that low that were going to start making fun of a guy because his shoes!? And so what if he and Kate are lying about this whole thing they have going here, who here hasn't lied and made up a story or two. Please.
By Anonymous, on 10:03 PM
ok this is cracking me up.
you nutjobs REALLY think they FAKED a pregnancy??!!
you are crazier than tom! there, i said it! didn't think that was possible...
and damn you for making me defend him!!
as far as the nursing pad goes, well, the pad goes ON YOUR NIPPLE. her NIPPLE is under the shirt. so, we would not be able to see the pad. she may, very well be wearing one. those things slip up and down all the time. it could have slipped a bit down. and, even though it is weird that it is open, her wearing it is not. if you have to pump it is much more convenient.
this poor girl. she needs to run. i wish her parents would go on primetime or oprah or something. i want to hear what they really think.
the 3rd & 4th pics are so creepy. i also would like to know what his other kids think.
By Anonymous, on 10:56 PM
It's sad how tired and worn out she looks. I think that she'd rather be at home sleeping than being Tom's accessory.
By Me, on 1:42 AM
Oh yeah, I'm SO sure she's been staying up nights nursing a baby. UH HUH....and Tom likes girls. NOT!
By Anonymous, on 5:51 AM
anonymous- 10:56 - You think they couldn't have faked this? It's Hollywood. Don't be so naive.
By Anonymous, on 9:49 AM
Oh my good, how did Katie go from cutie to a 50 year old ex-junkie in just a couple of weeks! Crazy!
By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM
brother sister. eewwww.
By Anonymous, on 5:18 PM
Quit making fun of Mr. Cruise! He's had a very hard year working on MI3 and deserves a night out with Katherine.
Just because he's a dwarf and his front teeth don't line up with his nose is no reason to heap abuse on him.
After seeing him on Oprah, I can't wait until he launches his rap music career. He'll be jumping all over the stage yelling "What's my name?" Then he'll start taking it up the butt from Dr. Dre, just like Eminem.
By marktheanalman, on 8:16 AM
Quit making fun of Mr. Cruise! He's had a very hard year working on MI3 and deserves a night out with Katherine.
Just because he's a dwarf and his front teeth don't line up with his nose is no reason to heap abuse on him.
After seeing him on Oprah, I can't wait until he launches his rap music career. He'll be jumping all over the stage yelling "What's my name?" Then he'll start taking it up the butt from Dr. Dre, just like Eminem.
By marktheanalman, on 8:17 AM
I was wondering the same thing, I'd change the bra because obviously the baby isn't with her. I don't think we'll EVER see the baby, it's been taken to the Planet Xenus...!
By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM
POOR THING...SHE LOOKS SO TIRED, AND HER EYES ARE SALLOW LOOKING...SHE NEEDS TO REST, SHE IS ALMOST LOOKING AT THE CAMERAS LIKE, PLEASE, HELP
By Anonymous, on 1:23 PM
So sad, her eyes say it all, "HELP ME...SOMEONE!"
By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM
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